Not to cast aspersions on Sunday Gravy, but WineWife stuffs the finest turkey this side of the Rocky Mountains. The projected menu for the evening will include:
- Turkey + stuffing
- Yams & potatoes
- Firecracker green beans
- Asparagus & prosciutto
- some form of salad
- Lemon Cheesecake (homemade)
- Chocolate mousse
Depending upon the whims of the brother-in-law, there may also be a ham. I will be allowing the good scotch to be poured, so I expect to be solidly pickled & tryptophan’d by aboot 7:00PM PT.
I hope your day went anywhere near as well.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Sharks at Vegas – 7:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Raptors at Magic – 7:00PM | TNT
- Trail Blazers at Thunder – 9:30PM | TNT
- MLB:
- Braves at Indians – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- MLS Soccer:
- Los Angeles FC vs. Seattle Sounders – 7:00PM | FS1
YUM!
All social media is people you hate. Just hate less than everyone else.
At least he’ll never be asked to do chores as a quadriplegic
There’s an ITV series starring Jeremy Fucking Piven as the eponymous Mr. Selfridge. The world is shit.
I’m still laughing at that reply to Tommy Chong posting on r/Roastme yesterday:
“What’s it like playing hacky sack with your balls?”
Well, at least I can go masturbate until it Hertls now.
[Puts innocent short-handed shot on net]: Don’t worry, it’ll only Hertl-ittle.
Vegas going to go back to back with the Cinderella playoff run and crippling moment of playoff failure that creates an eternal culture of post-season failure.
They go down when the smart money tells them to go down.
Wise Money
It’s Hertls all the way down
He’s Butthertls
Shots were 59-29. Typical Vegas to double down and go bust.
Show me where it Hertls.
Shorthanded fucking goal? Are you shitting me??????
MAF gonna MAF
That must Hertl for the Knights.
Oh, my nuts.