NFL Nuggets:
- Looking for answers, DE Ziggy Ansah is meeting with the Seahawks.
- He needs a place to work, and they need to plug the hole left by the Frank Clark trade.
- He’s also four years older than Clark & coming off a surgically repaired shoulder, which likely means Pete Carroll will convert him into a punter.
- He needs a place to work, and they need to plug the hole left by the Frank Clark trade.
- Clay Matthews is cheesed that there are reports the Packers will give his old number 52 to #1 pick Rashan Gary.
😑😑😑 The body’s not even cold yet lol
— Clay Matthews III (@ClayMatthews52) April 29, 2019
- Money still talks: The Robert Kraft prostitution video is still not being released.
- It is being withheld pending the spa owner’s trial, and Kraft’s lawyers will argue later this week on its admissibility as evidence in both trials.
Finally, Baltimore Colts Hall of Famer Gino Marchetti died Monday aged 93.
- Because Jim Irsay’s too busy buying pianos, the Ravens did the classy thing & marked the passing of a legend.
Statement from the Baltimore Ravens on the passing of Gino Marchetti: pic.twitter.com/ssyBqH0ZPu
— Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) April 30, 2019
Tonight’s sports: 
- NHL:
- Bruins at Blue Jackets – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC
- Sharks at Avalanche – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Celtics at Bucks – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN
- Rockets at Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Cardinals at Nationals – 7:00PM | MLBN
- Blue Jays at Angels – 10:00PM | Sportsnet1
- WWE:
- Smackdown Live – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
Looks like a solid evening. Enjoy yourselves.
Really? No one?
Sup
Combo plate.
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT.
Enough tacos and you can immobilize aliens with ur butt.
Where is that bastard?
I’ve fallen headfirst into the PERFECT YouTube hole; Late Night With David Letterman. Fanfuckingtastic.
Oh shit, that’s right, Colbert was back last night. Thanks amigo!
Don’t let NBC find out.
Anyone aboot? Teh hockey just got interesting.
GO AVS!
This is a powerhouse series.
EAT SHIT LOGAN!
Watching the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees get flummoxed by Zac Greinke.
Some FINALLY posted this. I told myself I wouldn’t.
Makes me feel the right kind of disgusted.
Taco-flavored something, anyway
HUH, ONE VISION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3YmHZ9HMPs
Good news: CC gets his 3,000th strikeout.
Bad news: The batter before (Wilmer Flores) hit a solo shot to make it 1-0. And then he struck out himself to lead off the top of the 3rd.
Birdos win!
/not the orange-ish varietal, obvs
Kirby Yates with two “Sit the fuck down!”s and Mejia with the gun out at second makes this a good night.
Nice.
I worry your Dirt BOLTMEN! may well beat my #BFIB in the NLCS. But I guess maybe I can allow that.
That’s a big step friendo. The goal this year is simply .500. Anything more than that is a massive bonus.
Now THAT is premium nightmare fuel.
Argentina taco
Once upon a time, hockey players had nicknames like the Chicoutimi Cucumber, the Rocket, and the Gumper. Mr. Hockey, the Great One, Magnificent Mario, the Big Bird, and Knuckles. Now I’m watching a post-game show with “J.R.” and “Jonesy.”
Make Hockey Nicknames Great Again!
Shit, Jeff Nelson in the booth with Ken Singleton.
Ken Singleton? Are you shitting me? He wasn’t smart enough when he was playing, What’s changed?
Uh, he says “look out” when someone gets hit by a pitch? He’s the one doing play-by-play today since Michael Kay isn’t.
University of Alabama, Class of 2028.
(Sophomore picture featured)
Boston loses! At least for one night, all is right in the world.
and Most Glorious el Beisbol Cardinals still up 3-2!
Good work from all the Not Boston teams tonight
Except the Dirt Raiders.
Ahem…. this is me not saying a thing….
But Yeah….
They knew what they were doing.
found a funny:
ME: i trained this chicken to talk
HER: let’s see
ME: what’s a male deer
CHICKEN: buck
ME: how much is 200 pennies
CHICKEN: buck buck
HER: this sucks
ME: it gets better
CHICKEN: it gets way better, Karen
Well I won’t be getting tacos from that place again, unless it means the Padres will be crushing home runs as I take my first bite of each again, because that was awesome.
How are the tacos at Petco Park?
They’re alright. The Taco Tuesdays are stupid cheap and good enough, but the money food there are the Cardiff Crack Nachos.
nice.
LOL
bucks vs celtics right now is pretty good….
Marchand has a really punchable face.
His thinks yours is lickable
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/draft/news/2020-mock-draft-raiders-and-jaguars-could-duke-it-out-for-tua-tagovailoa-if-things-go-south-in-19/
I don’t know what infuriates me more:
The fact that they already made a mock draft for 2020.
The fact the Bengals are projected to be the 5th worst team in 2019.
The fact they projected the Bengals would waste a #5 overall on a Cornerback.
It would be can’t miss tv if these gas-baggers had to endure electric shocks for each pick they get wrong in these mock drafts they churn out.
Skip the middle man and just electroshock them at random all day every day for the rest of time. And stream it all.
But the tension as someone reads their pick, followed by the actual pick, then the shock hits them would make better entertainment.
They have Miami with the #1 pick and them not taking a QB. I’d say that’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve heard, but, it’s the Dolphins. As long as they don’t take a punter.
Columbus BJ’s ftw. Woooooo!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26kKt7PgSmk
Today’s early #BFIB deficit was only 2, but worry nae – picked up a 3-spot last inning to restore order in the universe.
I quit eating tacos because of my stupid migraines, but I’d make an exception for Judy Greer’s
What was that horrible show she was on a couple of years back? I think it was about a flailing marriage. Anyway, it had a lot of promise and then just sucked. But I miss her.
I recall not being able to make it to the 2nd commercial break of the premiere.
I think I made it halfway through the first season.
I don’t believe there was a second.
/does two seconds of research
Ah. ‘Married’ Got two seasons.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2786956/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_39
wow, I figured it only got like 3 episodes or sommet
Never underestimate the power of Judy Greer and her taco.
congrats on Ryan Finley, even if he’s not a true ginger
/highest Wonderlic at the combine, and that plays out on the field
Yeah. I’m still hoping Dalton can do good, but at least we’ll have a better option at QB2.
I would totally eat Judy Greer’s taco.
Yes, that means what you think it does.
Part 2 of Baki released today so that’ll fill up the night’s card. It’s an impossibly stupid show and I’m very happy they’ve released the second half of the dub.
If this was a German cartoon…
Hosen sind verboten!
“Jenner enters the slot, scores!”
-Things that you used to be able to say about two Jenners, but now just one.
Oh, that’s banner material.
Garbage joke edited out
don’t slot shame, bruh!!
Tacos are always the Ansah.
Technically a GoT spoiler, but funny as fuck.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bw3wCB-A8T7/
Her first time, his 4th.
Ain’t no one coming.
If dragons are real in that universe, surely you can suspend disbelief in the female orgasm.
This is no coincidence, people.
Freemasons control the tacos!
“Swing and a miss, buddy.”
-Sheeple
Well, it’s official. This post inspired me to get tacos on my way home.
Gino Marchetti was one of those guys that had a body type that was a few inches taller and several pounds heavier than his peers but was just as quick and much, much stronger. Guys that come to mind are Jim Brown, Bronco Nagurski, Deacon Jones, Chuck Bednarik and Marion Motley. If I recall correctly, the best strategy vs. Marchetti in the last two years of his career was, “Don’t do anything to make him angry”.
I forgot to mention Lawrence Taylor… I suck. Can’t find the vid where Dan Dierdorf expected to see a six-foot LT coming out onto the field and his eyes popping open when he saw the guy was 6’4″. This will have to do.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwwsA2pQNQ
Back when QBs weren’t coddled little shits.
watching LT play LB was the closest analogy to watching Jim Brown terrify 160-lb white Ivy Leaguers on the lacrosse field
Sign him!
Still not as creepy as the Sonic trailer.
At least these are consenting imaginary cartoon figures.
go ask a really stoned hippie circle whether one can really rape a cartoon character, then….Boots On Teh Ground!
It seems too easy to make the Rule 34 joke here…