I’m not the biggest soccer fan on the planet. That’s no secret to any of you if you’ve been paying attention. But I do like me a nice toned and athletic lady. So I fake it sometimes. So….yeah.
The USWNT took the World Cup which surprised….no one.
One of my best friends in the world happens to be a youth soccer coach. And he’s quite good at it. I’ve watched him, and he knows his shit.
He’s also a DFO lurker (you know who you are!!!!!)
But that aside, he also has a little bit of a thing for Alex Morgan. So in his honour, that’s what we’re doing tonight.
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Sports Which Will Fill Your Cup 2Nite
MLB
- Washington at Philadelphia – 6:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Toronto at NYY – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
Soccer
- New England at D.C. United – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN (who gives a fuck?)
NBA Summer League
- All night on ESPNU and NBATV (again, who gives a fuck?)
Wimbledon
(lol, when I first typed that, I typed Wimbledong and now I can’t stop laughing)
- No Idea who’s playing – 6:00pm – TNNS
Cupcake Wars -7:00pmEDT – Cooking Channel
Hopefully they’ll all get pissed and start throwing cupcakes at each other. Otherwise it sounds boring as hell.
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Speaking Of Cupcakes
Alex Morgan evahbodeh!!!!!!!
Can’t say I blame my friend. If she wandered by I’d probably follow.
Ummmmmmm…..you have a little something on your cheek. No the other side. Here I’ll get it for you…..OWWWW!!!!! I was just trynna help!!!!!
/would eat THAT cupcake
//is that frosting? Never mind don’t care
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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Oh Kodachrome how I do miss you . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jMX3AqB5aU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pulci_SBVHk
HOLY SHIT BALLS! BATTLEBOTS IS CRAZY!
And another bot gets owned. This is great!
And then the fastest KO ever. Damn.
No idea how to score that Yeti/Free Shipping fight.
Again, how do you choose between Gruff/Copperhead? I’ll hang up and listen.
That was quick and very disappointing.
That last match took a long time even though it was over early.
For you golfing weirdos.
I prefer isabelle shee and her high socks. But Paige is nice.
Sports Illustrated is Very Classy.
BTW, slightly better nipslip screenshot.
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ttp://pixhost.to/show/104/114819926_mrts.jpg
“After taking these dick pills, if you have an erection lasting longer than 72 hours just look at these pictures and that should do the trick”
Anyone need a snack?
Well I do now dammit.
Re: This Sydney-Carlton game:
Carlton should be winning by 15-20 and is going to choke this game away like a, well, you know.
I may have been mistaken
They make this vape shit, that does this thing..
Next up: Monkish Walkman. I like it better than the aforementioned Sketches of Sound, and that one was further back in the fridge so how would that help my back?
Don’t you have a wife?
No. And the fiancée is out of town.
Whatever damage may occur will be offset by the beer. Stay strong, soldier.
Seth said I have to turn up the music.
Fuckin’ Seth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2nLmtJdZs8
A no-no for Skaggs. Well done.
Every once in a while, things are good.
This was good.
Ugh, my back still hurts. Beer or sleep?
More beer. At your age, you’re just as likely to injure yourself sleeping than being awake.
You’re not wrong
I’m going beer.
Alright, I laughed. I would love to see Vincent and Jules take on Jason. Loser has to use Winston Wolff as clean-up.
Hey yo!
San Diego road rip tomorrow.
Killer waves, carnage and Padres v Braves with the Hawaiian shirt night.
Rolling South.
I can do that.
Hi all of you beautiful motherfuckers!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKxZY0DIxIk
Captain America was a virgin until Endgame so, yeah, he was a little backed up.
What about jackin’ it?
We only do topless murdering around here.