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tWBS On Relationships – Special Edition

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Originally, this week we were going to begin talking about love and loss from a few years ago.  But then wordpress ate it.  Twice.  And I don’t have time to type it all again this week.  So we’ll get to that next week.

So even though we’ve been working backwards chronologically, and still will be….this week you get a “Sort of BoTG” tWBS realationship stupidity.  And here we go…..

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I’m on the road this week.  I’m in Baltimore.  Visiting friends, have tix to the Orioles/Nationals tonight.  Etc, etc.

Turns out that the former tWLS is flying into town today.  Now, I don’t know if the timing of her arrival is coincidental or not.  But I have agreed to pick her up at the airport, take her to run some errands, and then get her home.

You may all now tell me how stupid I am.  Anyone who doesn’t, I will be severely disappointed in you.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

You guys are funny as hell. I mean that.

My lack of updates was because of weather and baseball.

Former tWLS and I actually had a nice day. No fights. And no romance. I’ll see her tomorrow, but I think both of us are in a agreement that our current situation doesn’t lend itself to romance. But we do want to try to work through our differences and be friends,

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litre_cola

This, this doesn’t sound like just emailing to me.

Bang hot Asia, email this one, problem solved.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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nomonkeyfun

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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nomonkeyfun

I’m sure the Masshole deserved it.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, they deserve each other. A match made in heaven. Plus the local repair/ body shop people will endorse this relationship.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

I’m hoping that the lack of updates indicate that twbs skipped the shower, had a few drinks and went back to bed, and is still sleeping

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We KNOW he skipped the shower.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I spent about nine hours in BWI because of a flight mix-up/ cancellation. I saw an entire shift change. I guess I am saying I do not recommend a lengthy stay in this airport.

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SonOfSpam

All of us, trying to understand why:
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or:

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

or

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

or
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I have the opposite approach; first sign of trouble: I’m outta there.

“I do like the color of your blouse; we need to break up”

This approach does not work either.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It is way less painful and expensive however.

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Brick Meathook

If this works better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euYrpg-j54E

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Ian Scott McCormick

My man.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

You are going to quite the effort to prove that you are an “Old dog.”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was thinking more “easy mark”.

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yeah right

Nice.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

TS;DR.

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nomonkeyfun

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nomonkeyfun

I’m on the road this week. I’m in Baltimore

“He’s going to see Gerald again, isn’t he?”
-nomonkey brain

Turns out that the former tWLS is flying into town today.

“Christ, it’s worse than I thought.”
/head hits desk

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ArmedandHammered

I think seeing Gerald would be the healthiest of all the possible relationships.

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LemonJello

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BOLTMAN wept.

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LemonJello

Here’s a second opinion:

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com/

/click the button with the speakers on

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

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theeWeeBabySeamus

LOL. I’ll supply updates as they happen.
It’s going to be interesting.

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ballsofsteelandfury

We’re live-blogging this?!?

This might turn out really fun. For the rest of us…

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theeWeeBabySeamus

We’ll see. She just landed in Atlanta on her layover.
I need to shower and get my ass to BWI. Hopefully I can get a shot and a beer at the airport bar before she gets there.

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Ian Scott McCormick

You could just be super late. You don’t have to be on-time for this.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Days late.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Don’t shower. In fact, make sure your crotchal region is the steamiest, nastiest, saltiest place it has ever been. Save you from yourself.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Careful; with his range the extra pheromone volatility enhancing methods could easily encourage this type of mating dance.

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