Ha!!!! See? I didn’t forget this time. Even though I’ve been watching baseball all day. And maybe drinking some. Allegedly.
- Antonio Brown has threatened to quit football because the NFL has threatened to ban his helmet. This sounds stupid on both sides to me, but we’ll see.
- Justin Tucker is safe for now. Good luck, Vikes.
- While Zeke Holds out, Pollard doesn’t seem to be bringing down Zeke’s value (IMHO). Publicly at least, Jerry Jones disagrees, but then again he’s stupid.
- Theo Riddick got brokeded and will be out at least half the season (sorry Hippo).
- Aaaaaand….the Yinzers lost someone else. WR coach Daryl Drake is ded. Rest in Peace, Sir. By all accounts you were a very decent human being.
Tonight’s Offerings
(don’t get too excited)
MLB
- Philadelphia @ San Francisco – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
XVIII Pan Am Games
- Still No Idea What Events But…. – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU
WNBA
- Connecticut @ Las Vegas – 6:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
Arena Football – Arena Bowl XXXII
(seriously, this has existed for 32 years????)
((sadly it’s probably the best thing on))
- Philadelphia Soul @ Albany Empire – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
John Bon Jovi Agrees (he owns the Soul….so to speak)
NFL
- Jets @ Giants – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NFLN
(spoiler alert, it’s a rerun and the Giants won 31-22…like anyone gives a shit)
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Imma Just Keep Drinkin’ and Watching Gameshow Network Methinks
Hopefully Vanna will be on later.
Meh, screw it.
Crap, now I want a pickle.
And another shot of Freezer Vodka.
Now THAT’S how you cross the goal line in STYLE BABY!!!!!
But your ass might hurt tomorrow.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVH0gZO5lq0
Fuuuuuck I’m tired
found a funny:
[God making cilantro]
ANGEL: You just want more… parsley? How is this different?
GOD: [taking bong rip] lmao, make it taste like soap to some people
I just went to church and I’m here to tell you that Jesus thanks tWBS for doing the Lord’s work in the comments.
Oh they have church at truck stop porno theater gloryhole stalls now?
No but His Name is invoked several times.
I might have gotten stuck in a hole.
(giggity)
That’s a great hole.
Sweet christ.
Nice…… ummmmmm, glasses.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ydpSVvXE9k
So today I said that Brett Kavanaugh’s testimony was what it would look like if a man literally sold his soul to the devil in exchange for power, and the Dr. Mrs. disagreed said that it wasn’t because any soul he ever had was long gone.
Somehow that managed to turn into a pretty big argument. I still don’t understand what we were arguing about, really.
Are you familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda?
Three words….Make Up Sex.
“Make Up Sex” is what Kavanugh accused Dr. Ford of doing in the first place.
Hehehehehe
By the end I hope you were just shouting “I LIKE BEER!” at random intervals.
And you know RTD. He’s going to put on some make up and ask for sex.
I still think he got drunk and did something, but he was so drunk he doesn’t remember it. All he had to do was say that, apologize, and ask Trump to withdraw his nomination. He could’ve turned that into a campaign against excessive drinking in college and gone down in history not as a complete monster but as someone who made a mistake but tried to make up for it.
NO EXCESSIVE DRINKING IN COLLEGE HOW DARE YOU SIR???????
Just when I thought Redshirt was becoming reasonable.
Sheeeeesh.
Heel Turn, Bitches!
At least have someone there to keep you from making life ruining mistakes and to video tape your drunken escapades to be shown at birthdays, weddings and Christmases.
Except he never would have done any of that because he was a political hack and his work on the Starr report should have been disqualifying even without blatant disregard for ethics–judicial, financial, and sexual.
That one above was close, but just barely qualified (lol…barely)
I’m sitting behind my drumkit tonight, for the first time in months. I’m going to regret this tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4
DJ TAJ and I shredded some fucking guitar last night. Like something serious.
I’ve got the finger wounds to prove it.
I haven’t touched my kit since we moved to cali. Whoops.
Get busy dammit.
All hail, GreenShirt!
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2019/08/07/jeanne-moos-green-shirt-guy-pkg-vpx.cnn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_nrfpPcxQw
The Chronic-WHAT?-cles of Riddick end before they even get started.
I just want to thank the Dirt Stillers for being such liquid shit. Hope kept alive for at least one MOAR week!
I want to thank David Bell for overusing the Reds bullpen to the point where now it can’t close a door let alone a game.
I’m disappointed that tWBS finally posted something with no nudity.
It’s not the first time.
But it has been a while.
He could’ve put an Easter Egg pixel-size link to hardcore stuff on the page.
Fine, give the people what they want. Even if it is Sunday.
Sorry Jesus.