It’s the first weekend of NCAA Football…2019 version.
Several games have already been played. Clemson rolled over GT, as expected. I hate those asshats. Minny barely got past San Diego State. Utah got away with a big win versus the other Mormon bunch. And UCF posted 62 up on….shit, what’s the name of that shitty school they played?
Meh, who cares? They suck.
But as always, we’re doing Cheerleaders this week. (so to speak).
This week it’s college Cheerleaders. Next week….its the Pros.
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Sports To Make You Cheer 2Nite
NCAA Football
- Rice @ Army – 6:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- (19)Wisconsin @ South Florida – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Tulsa @ (18)Michigan State – 7:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
- UMass @ Rutgers – 7:15pmEDT – TV: B1GN
- Utah State @ Wake Forest – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ACCN
- Purdue @ Nevada – 9:30pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- ColorAdo State @ ColorAdo – 10:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Okie State @ Oregon State – 10:30pmEDT – TV: FS1
MLB
- Oakland @ NYY – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
- Cleveland @ Tampa Bay – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN (regional split)
And there’s other crappy stuff on but screw it.
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Cheerleaders, Baby!!!!!!
Yes, I’ve told the story of being with two Cheerleaders at once before.
I WILL NOT REPEAT MYSELF!!!!!
(But it was a fun coupla months)
Enjoy….
Oh stop it. You knew I was gonna finish with an NC State girl.
You’re going down this weekend, ECU.
He says that like it’s a bad thing.
(hehehehehe)
Have a nice weekend everyone.
Love ya’s.
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We need music to floss our teeth by.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlONxrYkpaQ
so, is Colorado the snobby Flemish Literature major school, whilst Colorado State is where all the engineers and practical folk go? Trying to find a rooting interest.
Hate to break it to you Hippo but none of these motherfuckers read.
So is that Ipad Manipulation then?
the redeye can’t possibly help the literacy rate, THANKS Obama!!!1111
think I’m rooting for “go to sleep so can wake up in time for Lesser Footy” in the end
Wise choice. Cherries draw.
Sleep well my brother.
No, I went to CU and CU Denver for engineering, people I work with went to CSU for engineering…… CSU is a little cheaper is all. They are both good schools and have some very good programs. CU is heavy in research and has the science with the big boys, so to speak,
Sheeeeeit I’m drunk.
Glad I got out of being the DD by inviting people over to our BnB
you’re not really drunk if you DON’T BELIEVE you’re really drunk. I dare you to find a cop who’d try poking holes in that logic!
/also, please DO enjoy your imminent orgy
And the mamogram
Hippo <3 Lauren Mayberry so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvD1QZ0hemk
I stand in front of you.
Hat in hand.
Coach Zimmer has already not fed Mr. Winkles for a week.
I kind of like this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io2hbcrAYBw
some of their stuff is sneaky good, some is liquid shit. This is the former
So, man to man…
Do we have a shot against Liecester?
oh yeah, I think I tipped a draw because FOOKIN’ CHERRIES, but I could see y’all taking all 3 points
Draw sounds exactly right.
Well, I nearly have gotten in beerble because my tolerance is ass. In fairness it’s a pint of 15.9% ABV and it’s a bourbon barrel stout. And it’s not to the point where Senorita Weaselo has noted anything. Also holy shit Witch Doctor.
So how are you fine people tonight?
Good! I didn’t realize there would be an episode of Battlebots for me to watch tonight. I’m about to watch Rail Gun Max and Wan Hoo throw down.
White people dancing on ESPN!
They did it again!
Since yeah right is here, I’ll play this yet again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpbblMR_jUo
That’s really good.
Love the funk line.
It’s amazing how many different sounds they can just blow out of the park. Flipside:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiSt3o3P5tc
Goddamit I’ve already spent a lot of my hard earned entertainment dollars.
FUCK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f42MLoLbnnQ
RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! Donks??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuqbOCXRY9k
RIKKI: If DeathRoll wins this Battlebots fight I’ll take another shot.
DEATHROLL: [wins fight]
RIKKI: [looks at bottle of Jim Beam] Well, you’re the boss.
You’re lucky I’m drunk and won’t remember this spoiler when I watch while reading next week’s recap. Pal.
It’s already been recapped; I’m a little behind.
ah, I remember my days as an active Beam Man. Nothing keeps one warmer on a cold winter’s night.
It was 94 today. It’s 75 now.
its siren song is certainly weaker in the summertime
And Low Commander chortled.
Weed Bowl is a good game
When you said Weed Bowl I thought you were talking about the game where they somehow combined the surfaces of Soldier Field and FedEx Field.
YOU try paying to keep re-paving and painting that lot on a few lousy million a week! – Daniel S., Landover, MD
Are you fucking kidding me?
https://loudwire.com/tool-2019-tour/
No Vegas. bunch of dicks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7WPI4TJImo
For kickoff weekend, the lovely Claire Boucher at a Canadia football game. Hanging with the ppls, singing a peppy song about rape culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
Weed Bowl looks so green.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUqcy_ptaEI
Winner of this Weed Bowl gets to be the 2019 Donks.
Cowboys punch it in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yKYrhhMvbM
Nice bumper.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeGSt1n-cZI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMucU16Hosk
oh, that’s proper art right there
I like her fashion sense.
Beaver misses ball in red zone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQyPxdEg90A
this is an ASTOUNDING album
This and Wilco yankee hotel foxtrot get played in full at least once a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXkN3nJyWEA
Nice! I once saw J. Mascis play at a celebrity golf tournament. He hit a drive very low and straight. I think it was the best one of his foursome.
Grinding my way through Brooklyn 99. Pretty good.
until it migrates off Fox. The NBC version is unwatchable. Like the Community “gas leak season.”
You know, people said that, but then I started watching it, and it turned out that they were completely right.
Is Community worth getting into?
OH MY GOD YES. It may be even more brilliant than It’s Always Sunny
*except season 4
Do the Eagles win the Super Bowl because of the cast of Community?
wear green, eat brown, drink yellow!
This is true.
Oh, absolutely. It’s delightful.
Seasons 1-3 rank up there with Simpsons seasons 3-6 and 30 Rock Seasons 1-3.
Great writing.
Look at this guy, all streets behind.
In the run up to Wake/Team Secular Big Love State, they showed the pre-season all-ACC offensive and defensive lines.
Son de Clem had 4/5 of the OL, and 2/4 of the DL. That’s 6 of 9 in a 14-team conference. This is gonna look like the old school Big 8, when Nebraska beat everyone by 50 (except Steer Fuckers North, who they usually beat by around 20).
6 of 9? Nice! -R. Grossman
Oregon St. was barely even an FBS team last year, has anything changed?
Beavers have a way of getting even. FAST.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nppNY-s1ig
I’m really worried about this hurricane. Winds up to 140 now. Pressure down to 948 mb.
I msg’d the former tWLS earlier to make sure she knew. She kinda blew me off, but at least she knows.
If you think the hurricane is bad, you should see the NOAA image of it they keep in their attic.
My god, that’s nearly a full gig of pressure
LOL
But I broke the silence between us because I know she doesn’t watch the news. Wanted to make sure she and her Mom were safe and knew what was about to hit them.
To be fair, she has a greater chance of being blown by Dorian.
the busboy?
If Lindsey Graham gets caught in this and drowns. I’ll cream my pants.
hey, getting blown by Darian works for him, too
the brown busboy?
well, I dunno if he’d lower himself to getting blown by the help, but maybe if he’s had a 2nd margarita
Cowboys vs Beavers on FS1 looks like the game to watch
Definitely getting a banana scent from it.
Niiiiiice Beaver has already scored twice more than I expected.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88Us91boh5c
Hey Moose?
I love you, man.
That is all.
Back at yeah.
However, that is the last beer in the fridge, man.
“The hell if I’m gonna let a glass of Rosé be the last thing I drink tonight.” – me, just now, cracking open a bottle of Pacifico.
I might be jealous. All I have in the house is vodka and white wine.
How could you let a thing like that happen?
[looks in tWBS’s recycling bin]
Oh, I guess that is how.
STOP LOOKING THROUGH MY SHIT!!!!!!
I hear that. Steak has been eaten – medium rare. Am now on my third Pilsner since getting home.
Check out these nipples.
That’s terrible.
The dog don’t look so good neither.
Also speaking of the Orioles, they are now leading KC 11-2 in the 8th.
50 wins is looking likely. Holy Crap.
Now 12-2….and they’re on the road even.
TEAM ON THE RISE….SORT OF.
Weed Bowl is on ESPN News. The Spurs and Cowboys have some Buffalos on their squads.
I can nae keep up with the terminology, what separates a Buffalo from a Bear?
/reminds me of the old joke – how do you separate the men from the boys at a Catholic retreat? With a crowbar!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icFQkBG-ZQA
Speaking of the Orioles, the Tigers are under .300 as a team, winning percentage wise. In 2003 they finished with 119 losses, which comes out to .265 I think.
Yeah, I know this is controversial, but I think Margot is quite attractive.
She a’ight I guess.
/masturbates furiously
That’s a Mr. Ayo 6/10
So I saw a crazy hot blonde in workout tights at the La Brea Bakery yesterday. It wasn’t Margot Robbie, I think, but she was on the same level in terms of beauty.
Writers?
Social media hacked…to DEATH!
Sexy car model.
KC Royals sold for $1 Billion, is that how much money DTZM makes off of us?
I could probably buy the Orioles for like what? Six bucks?
I’ve had JUST ABOUT ENOUGH of your Orioles bashing, young man. The Tigers have a worse record, you have no more room to complain.
So what you’re saying is I could get the Tigers for four bucks?
“I’d hit that.” – Donte’ Stallworth
Oh, that’s fucking good.
Ryan Shazier read this post title and shed a silent tear.