Seriously. With everything going on around here, I was a day further behind than I thought I was. I thought it was still Thursday.
tWBS: Hey Ma! What day is it?
tWMS: It’s Friday.
tWBS: Really? I thought it was still Thursday.
tWMS: That’s because you’re a dumbass.
tWBS: Thanks Ma. I guess I better start writing something.
Ooooops. I forgot.
So you’re not getting much this week.
Sorry, not sorry.
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Forgettable Sports 2Nite
MLB Playoffs
Already over by the time you read this:
- Tampa Bay @ Houston Game 1
- St. Louis @ Atlanta Game 2 (STL up 1-0 at the time of this writing)
Tonight:
- Minnesota @ NYY – 7:00pmEDT – TV: MLBN
- Washington @ Los Angeles – 9:30pmEDT – TV: TBS
NCAA Football
- Dartmouth @ Penn – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPNU (yeah that oughta be exciting)
- (18)Central Florida @ Cincinnati – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
NHL
- Winnipeg @ New Jersey – 7:00pmEDT – TV: NHLN
CFL Football
- Edmonton @ Hamilton – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
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Unforgettable Sexy
And also everything is random this week so I can do this quickly. No themes. I had a bunch of themes in my head yesterday I was trying to decide upon. Today I can’t remember any of them.
So this week is a free for all.
So to speak.
Enjoy…
OK, that reminds me that I forgot to go to the beach one last time before Autumn.
Oh well. It’ll still be there in the spring. With a little luck, maybe I will be too.
I’ll do better next week. Probably. Maybe.
Unless I forget to remember.
Love ya’s
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The gif doesn’t really do it justice. Check out the video.
https://fat.gfycat.com/PoliteClumsyElephant.mp4
Related
I don’t think they even used the wide-angle lens
“Bitch, you knew I was a snake!”
https://gizmodo.com/bet-you-thought-youd-seen-the-last-of-me-1838782242
Taking on a notorious billion-dollar grifter only to get scammed and abandoned by the deadbeat? Well, fuck them. They knew what they were signing on for.
I think it’s time to get a little naughtier since the squares in the east are getting up for footy soon.
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ttps://giant.gfycat.com/UntriedFragrantAuklet.mp4
As many of you know, I’m both an airline pilot and a brain surgeon. When the going get’s tough, what brand of whiskey do I choose?
MacDougl’s
That’s the name to trust. Smooth and easy, the whiskey that sets a man apart.
available in your grocer’s dairy case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNFUu9h99Mg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5-FsZc_Als
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4lSjIl96Sc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwtJ89jes4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcv5Ma8u8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjuEXKwnkLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTA2buWlNyM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H0s1yiqn1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsC4kf6x_Q0
I am Bob’s poorly paid narrator.
Still high.
Fuck yeah, Hollywood Bowl.
I live in this town for many reasons.
This is one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJifFgMkMTE
Great news for this plane. Three rights equal a left.
I forgot about these
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Dios mio!
The lady in the first pic would get me into a lot of trouble
They’re both Yanet Garcia.
Australia – Uruguay is on my TV right now!
I have no idea what’s going on, but it’s also on my TV.
Beer will enhance your understanding and/or mood. I am having a Bricker’s Cider – 6.2% – and am thoroughly enjoying the match.
I’m a fifth of freezer vodka deep. I may have gone too far.
Or you’re ready for the faceoff from Russia!
Somebody skipped their meth aperitif
Tennessee has gone from college football royalty to… what, the Washington Redacteds? Holy shit.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/27768047/tennessee-dismisses-lb-jeremy-banks-new-video-emerges
This is fourth story in the last ten days! Even Baylor looks at this says, “Chill, bro.”
Jeez Baylor was so systematically dirty…..
I guess I should’ve gotten this application out yesterday when I had time and this website wasn’t being a dick to me.
Oops. Lesson learned.
So, good game is over, explore other avenues. Pursuant to Scotchy’s forgetfulness theme of tonight, I present:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HuQpXx0Zo0
I’m sorry, but Cincinnati’s helmet logo looks like it could be Chick-Fil-A’s logo as well.
Never apologize for the truth. The UC logo used to look better, but around the mid 2000s someone at Nike found the shortcut for italics and here we are.
?version=0
This Dodgers game will piss off my neighbors right?
Harold Reynolds sounds like he has a good buzz going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtDXWtZWsgo
Well, at least the ESPN guy is hip enough to make the Holy Grail reference.
All together now: Prevent defenses prevent victories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjRicXxI6qY
There goes the no-hitter. Also known as the inverse of my prom night.