Oh, sure Adrian Peterson has yakked a bit about getting back at the old club but there’s other stuff out there about all the lovely times he had in Minny. Cousins and Keenum ain’t care about the false meta-narrative supposedly hanging over this tilt. I guess the air has to be filled with something. Hey, let’s do some news snippets!
-Drew Brees says he’s ready to go! Okay, if I was a qb I’d want to pad my stats vs. the Cards but why doesn’t he do Bridgewater a solid and let him have at it? Teddy would have more ammo when he’s negotiating his next contract with the Saints or someone else. It’s a dumb game and Drew would get an extra 2 weeks to heal. Coach Payton better make the right call here.
-The Trade Winds are howling and speculation abounds. Plenty of players have been whispered about, including Kenyan Drake, A.J. Green, X. Howard, Janoris Jenkins, Josh Norman, Robby Anderson, Alec Ogletree, (please!) and Trent Williams and on and on. Of course a small percentage of these guys will get moved but whatever.
-Related to above: Don’t it rankle you when a national paper gets something dead wrong about a player on your team? One of the lists included the Giants Markus Golden, who is 1.) on a cheap one year ‘prove it’ deal and 2.) the only guy currently getting pressure from the outside on the Giants D. I could go deeper on how this makes no flippin’ sense but I’m not here to bore the stuffing out of you… intentionally.
-Sam Darnold’s toe is doing just fine apparently. Asked how it’s progressing, Darnold replied, “Really good! He’s ready to go to market and I’m putting a shopping list together and everything!”
TO THE GAME!
Potato Skins/Vikes:
Peterson says he’s good to go despite having a Raggedy Andy ankle that features a regular and high sprain. You best get ready for Wendel BretFavre, I mean ‘Smallwood’ doing some quality relief work ’cause Thompson is out. On the Vikes side, Thielen is out so my pick for TD vulture goes to….. Olabisi Johnson, Mr. 7th Rounder out of Colorado State. Much has been made of Kirk Cousins’ recent excellent play over the last three weeks. Those in the know simply nod their heads, knowing he’ll crash back to earth soon because he’s Kirk Cousins. Yeah, it won’t happen tonight but it’s happening as surely as the sun rubs its ballsack on all those countries as it rises in the east.
Go forth and type!
A Fish Called Wanda is wonderful. Kevin Kline was incredible.
Asshole!
Not as good as Dave, but I’ll allow it
So I guess that game was the shortest Thursday night game (in terms of time) ever.
Thank god.
Just got home, from doing bidness. Truly,
https://youtube.com/watch?v=70my1gaWIT0
Huh. Well, the Galaxy appear to be done now.
Ok, that was a fun few minutes. Night night.
Not so fast!
Ibra with the tying goal for the best team in the BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD
I really enjoy Ibra-as-heel. He’s fun as fuck.
Agreed, but that was a defensive cluster fuck of a play.
Oh definitely, not a great goal or anything. Just a general “I enjoy him” with a side of GREATEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD to annoy futbol-heads.
ICYMI
Source
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzHdo4yxidc
Always missing it.
There’s some serious hoops action going on TNT.
LeBron justifying his sudden concern for protecting the reputation of the CCP?
Not even. He’s going to kowtow to the league.
Wait, the game is over ALREADY? How long ago did it end?
The running game killed the clock. It’s been over for a while now.
Will accept.
For the non regular Vikings viewers that’s how we roll. Run the ball up that ass and shut them down on D.
6-2
At the half way mark.
We ain’t here to be aesthetically appealing!
We’re here to win goddamnit.
SHOTS!
It’s the Redacteds.
There is that.
Wait, Erin Andrews wasn’t a real blonde!?
I don’t know, I never watched the peephole video
For legal reasons?
Vikes NEVAR punted, scored a whole 19 points.
What a game! Brought to you by Xanax!
“That’s not a lot, I can do that and get the other team 19 points!” -Nathan P., whereabouts unknown
They’re down by 10 with 3 minutes left in the forth, with their third-string (?) quarterback knocked out and their starting left tackle holding out.
TROY, WHY WOULD YOU WANT THEM TO CALL TIMEOUT? WHY DO YOU WANT US TO SUFFER?
Interim coach must have Founding Fathers on his fantasy team.
What’s his name, man?
Alexander Mattison (but sounds like Madison).
/also credit Fronk for this fine nickname
Still on my phone because never home
https://youtu.be/VhinPd5RRJw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbYnlktr70k
Holy shit, it’s been two decades since that happened.
Dude, just hire a hooker; they’ll swallow much more often.
run, run, punt, SAFETY, onside free kick. Make it so.
Oooh Dolphins Steelers on Monday!
just a taste til jets vs dolphins
How is this puppy abortion not over yet?
Just wait until Monday!
/mad doctor laugh
yeah, that’ll be something to behold
They should make a soldier video game when you get your bunk and footlocker inspected, and get your new sensitivity training. Give kids a REAL ARMY experience.
Don’t forget latrine duty!
Gonna need you to refill this paperwork, private.
“Your offense is so bad, we don’t even want either of the two penalties you got.”
Somebody should just put this Dacteds team out of its misery
“Dead injuns? Sign me up!”
— Dan S., Landover, MD
Evening. I’m not watching this game.
You’re probably better off for it.
but there is VIKING HORN
I’m drunk and took the dog for a 3 mile walk, in the woods, in the dark, rather than watch it.
If you were really daring, you’d have taken the cat.
(Because after Horatio was killed by the wildlife, the cat would pick at the leftovers)
Wow, ThEEESmann looks like even more of a gash standing next to Andre the Giant
When you say “gash,” you mean the two parts of his thigh where his femur tore through?
Fucking prick deserved it
Anyone here ever watch The Good Place? If it were a scenario where no one else would know and only I and perhaps Cindy would ever have any memory of it, I would smother a kitten to death with my bare hands in front of its six-year-old owner for Jameela Jamil. Hell, depending on J.J.’s inhibitions, I’d do the whole litter while wearing a Santa Claus outfit.
1) I likes how this Dick thinks
2) I really need to start watching The Good Place
Eldest GTD watches it. It’s funny. To me there’s something about Janet. But yes JJ
Love the good place.
Mean Giraffe
Stupid contrast makes this only really worthwhile in video form. https://giant.gfycat.com/DeadImpressionableIndianabat.mp4
The Good Place is a great show. At least the first two seasons. I haven’t caught up from there.
y’all, I is startin’ to think this Haskins might not be very good
He seems pretty good natured about Saved by the Bell after all these years
Mike Zimmer just wanted to see if we were all still awake. Callahan counters with a FG attempt on 1st down?
This is 11 years old and she still looks the same. Incredible.
Took a shower. Where’s Keenum?
head owie
Damn. I root for him a bit because he seems like a good guy doing his best. Seems like he can never catch a break.
His break is living to count all the moneys Donks tossed at him!
/and yeah, he kinda got scapegoated. He is what he is – an adequate placeholder
I’d vote for her for Congress
Even if she smoked weed, had a congressional aide as a lesbian mistress in a polyamorous relationship, and had what maybe looks like an Iron Cross tattoo?
Is, “vote for her for congress” a euphemism?
wait, WEED?? No WAY, what of the childrens??!!
Are you asking if I’d fuck a hot female Motorhead fan who was into chicks and weed? Because the answer is yes.
Whoa man get to know her. Chicks love weed but they also love bugs and digging pits in the dirt to sleep in. And they’ll hid those eggs. You think they love you but they’ll hide them.
Given the likely alternatives? Yes
Ignore this game, let’s talk architecture!
I used to play in this building when I was a kid.
Play what? House? Doctor?
Dingleberry always looks better on paper, don’t he?
I wonder if Montez is related to Keith Sweat?
Cook or Diggsdown plz.
you’ll see Cook 3x now
Dudes be all like Trent Greening theyselves
Alright. Checking in. Last drive of the half was needed. The secondary is playing in a too soft zone and they need to tighten shit up. Dalvin Cook is the motherfucking man and the new Zombieland was big loud and dumb but still pretty damn fun.
SKOL!
Do you think if someone from Baltimore tried to say the name “Dalvin” out loud, the universe would implode on itself?
Haskins time! o/u on Pick Sixes this half – 2.5
I’m thinking of buying a rowing machine for home. I think my running on pavement days are over.
Does anyone have one? Recommend?
Don’t have one but can attest to their efficacy. My old gym had one and it fucking worked!
I’m by no means a runner, but have found that the right shoes make a big difference. I also track how far I run each time and then at about 300 miles move on to the next pair.
When your week’s ‘salvation’ revolved around shame pizza and Vikes/Dacteds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCLzWwRGpcw
I’mma just assume the shit talking Qardinals fan is our very own blaxxabbath
COOKIEDOWN!
I see the Burgundyepidermises and the Vikings are taking the word “football” quite literally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3lcGnMhvsA
YUP. Commercial, FG, commercial, kickoff, commercial. YOU FINALLY CROSSED THE RUBICON, NFL!!
I’m pretty sure Fox shows more commercials than the other networks. Murdoch’s gotta make that hot cash so he can funnel it to his toadies er I mean politicians.