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- It’s lucky: the knee Le’Veon Bell tweaked on Sunday versus the Dolphins doesn’t show any ligament damage.
- He’s being held out of practice, and will be a gameday decision on Sunday when they play the Giants.
- It’s expected: speculation has already started about where Cam Newton will play next season.
- Current disappointments the Bears, Bengals & Titans are early frontrunners.
- It’s official: it’s Big Dick Nick time again in Duval.
- The Jags went 4-4 under Gardner Minshew during Foles’ absence, but dropping their last two fairly badly made the decision fairly easy on the Jags.
It’s Crimebeat!: Dallas Cowboys defensive lineman Daniel Ross has been arrested on charges of possession of marijuana and unlawful carrying of a weapon.
- It came out of a traffic stop early Wednesday morning.
- He is currently on IR with a shoulder injury, and has not played yet this year.
- Even if he’s cleared, the situation will come under ol’ Roger’s “Behavior Policy”, and if he’s ever signed again he’ll have to eat a suspension first.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Red Wings at Rangers – 8:00PM | NBCSN
- Blues at Oilers – 8:30Pm | Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Warriors at Rockets – 7:30PM | ESPN / TSN4
- Kings at Raptors – 7:30PM | Sportsnet1
- Bucks at Clippers – 10:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet1
- NCAA:
- Pigskin:
- Miami (Ohio) at Ohio – 8:00PM | ESPN2
- Hoops:
- Florida State at Pittsburgh – 8:00PM | ESPNU
- Cincinnati at Ohio State – 8:30PM | FS1
- Pigskin:
- Wrasslin’:
- AEW – 8:00PM | TNT / TSN2
- NXT – 8:00PM | USA
That’s it for me for a couple of days. It’s off to the liquor store before home. I’ll be back Saturday with coverage maps & mild ramblings. See you then.
https://giant.gfycat.com/ThisEarnestAruanas.mp4
Pirates of Silicon Valley and PBS’s Triumph of the Nerds were better than any other film or television product ever made about that industry.
Nice banner image.
Is it Friday yet?
Yep. Enjoy your next two days off of work!
Well, let’s see how the Bruins are doing to open the basketball season.
(UCLA is losing to Long Beach by 6 at halftime. At home.)
Yes. Well.
There is a new Hardcore History episode out. I know what I’m spending 5 hours on tomorrow
My wife got the chicken sandwiches from Popeye’s for her and the kids this afternoon. She said the sandwiches were “good. Big. Not dry.” I talked to her briefly after that and I think she will be going back again. She keeps bringing up those stabbings, though. What doesn’t make sense is that we are talking about chicken. Not beef or pork or unknown sausage or whatever Taco Bell shit is. Why would someone care about chicken?
Wasn’t the stabbing from cutting in line? It’s not about the chicken, it’s about disrespect. They were probably hungry, too. Damn, now I’m hungry. I’d kill for some fried chicken.
I’ll come pick you up and we will go to the one in Long Beach near PCH.
Deal. See you in a couple days.
That’s probably safer than my Popeye’s which is in Inglewood on El Segundo and Hawthorne.
The guy who got stabbed deserved it.
I’m intrigued with the Nick Offerman Scotch. Wonder if its a gimmick. But it’s Lagavulin so…
Apparently Glenn Howerston was very jealous of Hot Mac
At least Grat and Litre can quit worrying about WR – Jordan Matthews is BACK, baby!!
Dakota Jesus’ BFF!!!!!!
Jordan Matthews caught as many passes on his couch as Hollins and JJAW the last 6 weeks
How long into week 11 game until they say Matthews was in Wentz’s wedding?
Can get 45 to 1 if you think NC State can actually beat Son de Clem Sabado noche.
/no, no they can NOT
Wahoowa leads Cuse 25-19 at the half. I bet that’s been a terrific watch.
That’s what happens when you confuse sugar and nitroglycerin.
(The Rock’s voice) FIIIIINNAAALLLLYYYYYYYYY!
What the what?
https://talktotransformer.com/
fuck ass cracker is a GREAT name-calling choice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1Udi2MVYrM
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-019-50612-3
“positively experienced self-dissolution”
What a lovely way to say “stoned out of your gourd”
This is big
So my wife got eyeliner tattooed onto her eyes tonight and now she looks like she’s married to Tawmmy after the fahckin ratbirds beat up on Dreamboat and I’m taking the dog for a walk and coming back in 3-5 days.
It’ll still be there
forget the tats, what BITCH-ASS WALLPAPAER!
My thoughts exactly!
“. . . some gink with cop-out Malcolm Xs”
Hey, that’s me!
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l0Iye4ixa0pANa3yU/giphy.webp
This (the tattooing) seems like a poor life decision. Not that I suggest you mention same.
That. Sounds. Terrifying.
Horatio should be romantic and get tattooed to match.
Didn’t Derek Carr get that done?
Chris Jericho does some real dumb shit with his podcast, but pretty much everything he touches in wrestling is gold. This is the best video package I’ve ever seen that doesn’t feature Limp Bizkit for some reason.
https://twitter.com/AEWonTNT/status/1192259705831182337
I’ve never seen WCW Jericho, but I’m assuming this would be his final form.
Are his offspring going to be young maggots in the spring?
late WCW heel jericho is my all-time favorite character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isAbvZMdEdU
ARMBAR!
No big deal; this polar bears seem to be adjusting well to climate change.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WnLz26Bwc
Weed and a gun? I’m OK with that.
Well you do live in Colorado.
Are the housing prices reasonable?
Fire scares the shit out of me.
These Cincinnati Bearcats, I call them the Trump Administration because they’ve committed so many fouls early on that its only a matter of time before it comes back to screw them over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47ehNQIfHGs
If jerry Richardson we’re still alive he wouldn’t think Cam to be worth more than half a horse. Or some wittier way of referencing the quicksand joke from Blazing Saddles.
He would hope to get at least one of those fancy, $400 hand cars in the deal.
If Jerry Richardson were still alive he’d be desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Because he didn’t sing about the Camptown Ladies!
I’ve never watched the Goldbergs before, but this made its way on my timeline and apparently there’s an episode where they bought some bootleg merch and I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes.
http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/JVsMEetkJm7kI/giphy.gif
LOL black dynamite got saved by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln when he had to Kung fu fight against Richard Nixon in the White House!
http://giphygifs.s3.amazonaws.com/media/5jtg87JIb1uvu/giphy.gif
Today I learned that the delicious tap water in Montreal that I’ve been enjoying for the past week tastes so good because it has more lead in it than Flint Michigan’s tap water, meaning I am probably now more dain bramaged than ever. I also learned that “lead” in French is le plomb.”
Plumbum.
It’s surprising that lead-infused water can produce such fluffy croissants.
Current NFL Player 4 x 100 meters Relay Team.
Tyreek Hill
Will Fuller
Matt Breida (apparently?)
Zeke (anchor)
Who ya got?
CPS on the line
Hill all day
Especially if he is running to punch his girl friend.
I’ll take Tyreek Hill’s kid as the dark horse, assuming he’s running away from his father.
Adrian Peterson’s kids would be confused about passing the baton without being struck in the buttocks and genitals with it.
A confession: I still log into D***spin every day. Not to read the articles or, even worse, hope that things will revert to the way they were before its overlords decided to run it into the ground. I’m just waiting on them to reopen the comments so that I can remind them what they’ve done… am I a bad person for giving them my page views?
I cackled when they started listing the writer of the new articles as “Deadspin”. I don’t think they’ve added anything since Maidment resigned. May as well just turn it into the content aggregator click farm they always wanted it to be.
Gotta protect those scabs 😛
Not if you run an adblocker while doing it
I had to delete it from my history because I just can’t overcome the muscle memory of D-E-[enter].
We went through this degree of separation with the demise of KSK. Those bastards had the temerity to post a girl scout cookie war post and used one of my Komments from the before time to promote it.
I rained down Hell fire on their ass!
Now I just refuse to click on anything UP**** related.
And by “we” I meant the royal “we” of course.
Really just trying to wrap my head around how everyone fell for the “Bill Gates is the good billionaire. He is a very generous full-on-rapist” like they didn’t make a movie about what a massive piece of shit he was and the federal government didn’t have to smack him on the head repeatedly during his reign of digitial sociopathy.
“I GOT THE LOOT STEVE!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFcb-XF1RPQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47ehNQIfHGs
Don’t forget that he and Microsoft explicitly and financially supported the Hell out of George W. Bush in 2000 because one of the first things his DOJ Antitrust chief did was settle with MS when Clinton’s DOJ, and Gore’s would have, broken it up into three corporations.
I’m sure that had nothing to do with Steve Jobs sleeping in the Lincoln bedroom at least twice.
I’m watching ‘Charming Christmas’. One plot point is that the child that finds the Christmas Pickle on the tree gets an extra present. Ouch.
I…they…wait, what? Does this take place at Michael Jackson’s house?
“Sure, it’s charming when you explain it like that, but I have my dong painted green and hanging out the fly of my boxers in the locker room and I’m a child rapist.”
-J. Sandusky
Dill or bread and butter?
Are we going to go a full trump presidency term without a new season of Fargo? That’s the real High Crime if I’ve ever seen one.
“Someone was arrested for unlawful carrying of a weapon? We need to marshal all of our resources to protect this 2nd Amendment-respecting individual! We’ll pay for his court costs. We’ll launch a civil suit. We’ll… he’s black? Hope he gets 10 years.”
-The NRA
I think weed and an unregistered handgun are just part of the cowboys playbook package
Just a reminder that the NRA never have nor will they ever say anything about Philando Castillo being murdered for doing exactly what the law, his CCW training, and NRA rhetoric assert is supposed to be done in those scenarios.
Also, its president is literally a motherfucking traitor who should have been hanged on the parade grounds of Ft. McNair like the last ones the U.S. hanged.
found a funny:
Fun fact* – Robert Caro’s wife has worked as basically his only research assistant on his LBJ biographies as well as the earlier Moses one.
*this deeply uninteresting content is a good preview of my future comments on this site, so approve with caution, site administrator
finally getting around to watching Black Dynamite the movie.
This should be fun!
You will enjoy.
“I give Black Dynamite 3 out of 5 stars.”
-Jerry Richardson
Look, I’m all for shouting “DALLAS CONVICTS” from the heavens, but soccer moms get awards from local chambers of commerce for selling the shit out of their garage at this point.
Cincinatti? Signing a high profile freed agent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuGLi56l0A0
LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlG3drozbig&t=28s