Greetings festive Festive-makers!
It’s your old friend and food guy, yeah right here giving our own Scotchy a much needed holiday respite.
There are some rumours floating about something with a high speed chase, Canadian Royal Mounted Police and DNA evidence but I’m gonna assume it was over imbibing in the Ol’ Holiday Eggnog that leads to my being here rather than our esteemed Northern Ontario brethren.
So how the fuck are you all?
Finished with your holiday shopping? What the fuck are you waiting for? Christmas?
Here in the right house, shit is purchased and we’re ready to get festive like a motherfucker. I’m making a boneless New York strip roast along with roasted garlic mashed potatoes and bourbon, caramel carrots for Christmas Day.
Bourbon, it’s what’s for dinner!
Quick note on the banner image, that’s my world famous mac and cheese that I made last Wednesday for our potluck gathering at work. If you notice the size of it, well yeah, that’s a goddamn beast. I basically quadrupled my regular recipe to feed the whole damn building.
That particular batch of mac and cheese goes as follows.
2 pounds elbow macaroni
5 cups of heavy cream
1 stick (8 tablespoons) of butter
1/2 cup of flour
12 ounces of grated red wax gouda cheese
12 oz grated gruyere cheese
12 oz grated aged extra sharp cheddar
1 1/2 cup of panko breadcrumbs
4 more tablespoons of butter
1/2 tablespoon of salt
1/2 tablespoon of black pepper
1/2 teaspoon of NUTMEG!
Some grated parmigiano reggiano.
Melt the stick of butter, add the flour and make a roux. Add the heavy cream and make a damn bechamel. When thickened slightly start adding handfuls of the gouda and gruyere and over a medium heat make a cheese sauce.
Boil the noodles to the packages instructions.
Get a disposable big ass aluminum pan and dump the noodles in. Pour the cheese sauce over and stir to combine.
Edit: now layer the shredded aged cheddar over the top.
Put the panko breadcrumbs into a pan and add the 4 remaining tablespoons of butter. When the butter has melted, cover the mac and cheese mixture with the buttered breadcrumbs.
Grate the parmigiano reggiano over everything.
Cook in a 375 oven for 45 minutes or until browned and bubbly.
Serve and exalt in the accolades.
TO THE GAME!
KC Chiefs vs. Chicago Bears
Kansas City takes a 10-4 record into a slightly balmy (52 and light breeze) Chicago to face the 7-7 Bears. KC is riding the Maholmes Magic and some Mighty Momentum into this meeting.
Here’s the betting info care of CBSSports.
Bears vs. Chiefs spread: Chiefs -7
Bears vs. Chiefs over-under: 44.5 points
Bears vs. Chiefs money line: Chiefs -241, Bears +196
KC: Four straight victories after losing four of six games
CHI: Three-game winning streak snapped in Week 15 against Green Bay
KC looks poised to keep on rolling and the Bears are just playing out the string since the NFC playoff teams are now basically clinched.
Which means…
SKOL MOTHERFUCKERS!
Look for Maholmes to keep rolling and I’m expecting a somewhat lackluster appearance by the Bears.
Let’s watch and find out shall we?
Get after it in the comments, yo!
I’ve only been partially paying attention. Things seem to be… pretty much what I expected them to be for this game.
The Bears’ game plan is worse than Jussie Smollet’s
This Bears offense I call it a Polish Naval Vessel because it’s sinking from all the screens.
Outstanding.
I can make that joke because I got a virus from a Polish porn site once.
I can make the joke because Polacks won’t understand they were insulted.
Also they are quite busy screwing in lightbulbs right now.
Would yoy make this joke to the face of this man, thw strongest in Poland??????
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bPlUSO8RBgo/ThaWIHDQi-I/AAAAAAAACvY/f9c8AQtot5g/s400/pic1.jpg
Yeah, then I’d tell him his shoe was untied, and walk away while he knelt to attend to his bare feet.
Superb work.
Oh that’s fantastic.
So all Philly has to do is win next week, and then hope Russ comes down with a sudden case of Spanish Flu and then they can get DeSean back for the divisional round!
I can get behind this
Anthony Miller looks like a young Nipsey Russell
Me: “They had the big bottle of mares mark on sale.
Mrs. Fozz: “Why didn’t you get it?”
Me: “WHO IN FUCK ARE YOU?”
“Mares Mark – the horsiest whiskey around!”
Neigh way.
On the one hand, that’s a bullshit flag. On the other hand, why shouldn’t Mahomes get the same bullshit flags that guys like Brady do?
Because he kneels for the anthem.
(squints) I think that’s him anyway
OH BULL FUCKING SHIT
I love baby asses
— M. Trestman
That graphic of Andy Reid dressed as Santa is.. pretty realistic-looking.
YOu only leave out ribs slathered in red saouce fo that santa
Who is the zombie sitting next to Geroge MrCallesis?
teh world is a dark place, except for titts.
AND heroine, of course
Well, of course. I love the white horse.
+1 taking a ride with my best friend
Lovie Smith, JV Hobo:
Gettin ready for that Redbox (heh) Bowl.
the Karen Gillan Bowl!
There are many good answers to that, and I will research them all for 3 minutes give or take.
Dammit. We need more Chi**** FG attempts.
Oh hook that pic to my veins
Captain Obvious saves the day again.
Suck it you fucking greedhead, you can’t have everthing unvder youc ontro. eat a dicke
Exactly. (except for spellcheck).
Why can’t I upvote this twice
Happy Hanukkah to any chosens we have with us tonight. Light that oil (and a fart).
Also, I need an amazeballs game out of Myholmes tonight. So far, he’s merely good.
Oh wait he scored sorry nvm.
Here’s to you, oh sons and daughters of hte House of david. A healthy ad happy year to you all.
Except the ones who done 9/11 obvs – Pete C., Location Undisclosed
They put a legalese disclaimer on that ad in case someone was confused that they REALLY got a picture of Santa Claus
Good pills to you this evening.
I’m ready for the gang-bang movie.
I’ve watched that actually.
Rule 34 strikes again.
Good thing about dwarves is she can take all 7 at once.
Also they grant wishes.
Both heads of dwarves are the same……. DIDN’T YOU SEE THE MOVIE?!?!?
Not the Director’s Cut.
It was still a little short.
It’s actually very disappointing.
Lovie Smith (who is now in JV, and a hobo) wouldn’t even challenge that
Also I am in a wee bit o bourble
when in bourble, DOUBLE DOWN. You might cross the rubicon into charming!
That’s teh rpboelm I realie where I am and then i think, “Slow dwn.” And then I think, “Drive this fucke rright hte fuck over the cliff.”
tonight, Fozz…YOU GET LAID.
I tried last night. “Hey baby you and e!” doesn’t work that well. also, i reeked of smoke, bourbon, and pizza.
make a big salad and put your cock in the middle. IT CAN’T FAIL
LET’S GO CLIFF!!!
— Cheers retrospective
Awesome! (Wait, “bourble” = “double bourbon” right?)
Hey ravens coaching staff maybe with two minutes left in a guaranteed win you DON’T FUCKNG RUN LAMAR
1 ARE YOU ALL FUCKING SHROOMING?
Honeslty, I’m fucking over the fact that NO ONE TACKLES IN THE NFL!. PLEASE, STOP WITH THE STRIP TACKLES AND TACKLE THE MOTEHRFCUERKS!
Strip tackles are OK in a few sports.
My favorite is where they grab him, gear up for the big punch and then just completely miss the dude and he runs for another 10 yards
MOTEHRFCUERKS! is my new band name.
like i cared
I, for one, very much valued your contributions and hope you’ll give a similar effort this evening while we shit all over Truth Biscuit.
looking back on my posts last night, i realize why mrs. fozz was slightly peeved this morning.
Fuckers. How you be
Festive! Or drunk. They’re very similar.
When Ryan Fitzpatrick introduces himself, does he say “a college in Massachusetts”?
How long has it been since he’s been on a team that was good enough to be scheduled to play on a Sunday night?
Eli assumes you’re referring to Ilvermorney?
Do the Chiefs have any chance of taking the #2 seed from the Oats? Or can I root against them in good conscience?
MIA would have to beat the P*ts, but that’s at least like a 15% chance. GO CHEFS
Any bathroom that has only hand dryers needs WARNINGS at the entrance and throughout.
And if it’s one of those dyson ones, it should come with a penicillin shot
Not only do they contaminate your wet skin, they also have airborne viruses for your vulnerable respiratory system.
We need to carry a towel…. JUST LIKE THE PLAYERS DO!
“Hey, you sass that hoopy Moose – The End is Well Nigh? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.”
Titty boy extending a play with big moves to do nothing is extremely on brand
May all of your cuts be clean and straight by a finely sharpened instrument. If fatal may you bleed out quickly with little pain.
Wot?
Jagged cuts from a rusty, unmaintained piece of shit are much more prone to infection and do not heal nearly as fast. Stay clear of drill bits too.
My favorite drill bit is the one where he wants to fuck the flag at the betsy ross museum
Nice.
Buddy, they won’t even let me fuck it
Hand it to the Jewish kid!
Interesting call
Gotta be Married with Children, right?
I really need to get out to the West coast so there can be a cocktail of the week/sunday gravy mashup. Also, that is very close to the mac I make. Good stuff sir.
A game with short, timed passes, multiple route combinations and formations.
Oh, West Coast Cocktail….. carry on.
Let’s make that shit happen. I’m kind of close to LAX so it’s logistically solid.
I imagine I’ll be tripping out therewith baby sharkette at some point…
Dude? Disneyland.
I’m not really a big Stephen A guy, but I think he makes some solid points here
https://twitter.com/stephenasmith/status/1208920108602671104
I hate Stephen A(sshole); but I completely agree that he makes some solid points here.
When Andy Reid calls you “snagglelicious,” be afraid. Be very afraid.
He meant to say, “snackelicious.’
The pork tenderloin was delightful and paired perfectly with the pinot grigio and them parmesan angel hair noodles were fucking killer.
I am sated. Perhaps an after dinner bowl to set up the evening game.
Happy holidays people.
Much love from the west Coast!
Whoo more birds playoff footage
Facebook leaning hard into marketing Skype-ing a decade after video chatting became relabeled Skype-ing is some galaxy brain shit.
Moar like Bernie Solesders amirit
/door flies open
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’ BOYS? THAT SOCIALIST JEW HAS MY GODDAMN VOTE!
That is fucking funny.
AOC is 1,000× hotter than Ivanka. I will fight anyone wjo disagrees
That’s not nearly as sexy as having *them* fight.
A weird hippie is on Martha Stewart teaching us how to splice apple trees. It takes about two years for a new splice to begin producing fruit!
Mike Bloomberg is gonna drop a billion dollars to poll at the margin of error in Iowa
Today on between-game cooking shows, I learned how to make Georgian chicken soup, and cracked potatoes cooked in vermouth!
Georgia yeehawww or Georgia Stalin?
BAH PAAWWLLL HOW MANY HEISMANS ANND NATIONAL CHAMPEENSHIPS DIT DAT STALEEN GUY PAWWWL???
великое советское государство грузия!
I need that recipe!
You need to give them an email address to see it, but it’s here: https://www.177milkstreet.com/recipes/georgian-chicken-soup
Question from the slow guy in the back: where does the cheddar cheese go in that recipe?
Stir it in with the gouda and gruyere
OR, and hear me out here, do what the chef YR says below.
I think it’ll work either way, but I’m not in charge here.
No, no, no my mistake it goes on top of the macaroni and cheese mixture prior to the bread crumbs. Good catch.
I am truly thankful for this Bananacakes FITBAW Season. I’ll even add to the SKOL, because the Packers are boring as shit.
Merry Festivus Eve!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX55AzGku5Y&ab_channel=ChingyC
YELLING!!!!!!!!
No murders, 3/10. Yes mac and cheese, 10/10.