And all that work in the regular season to eliminate all those lousy teams except for the Eagles, smgdh. Hey, we’re here-let’s make the best of it.
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Texans:
-J.J. Watt is back! The usual recovery time from a torn pec is six months + (depending on severity of course) but he’s a Wonder Warrior and all that. I’m guessing he’s not in game shape but he’ll have an impact because Josh Allen reacts very slowly to collapsing pockets.
-There’ll be an interesting battle between wr Hopkins (68 of his catches have gone for a 1st down or a TD-that’s phenomenal!) and cb White, the Bills shutdown (over-used word but the guy hasn’t given up a TD the whole season) dude. So The Shaun will throw to the other side, right? Welp, it looks as though deepball fella Fuller’s continuing soft tissue ailments will cause him to miss out this week. So we’re looking at the very average Kenny Stills going up against Levi Wallace who, after a rough start to the year, has only given up 7 catches the last four weeks.
-Devin Singletary should have himself a game in this spot. He really underwhelmed the last 3 games he played in (he was supposed to help deliver me a champeenship) but I went back and had a look-they were vs. the Pats, Ravens and Steelers, all top 5 in defending the run. The Texans are in the bottom 5 in that category.
-Prediction Time! If Josh Allen keeps it to two turnovers or less the Bills win, more than that and things get dicey. I’ll say Bills 26 (that’s 2 scores and 4 field goals because multiple busted drives) Texans 20.
Now it’s your turn. Tell me how you think the game will unfold.
SUDDEN BROKEBACK!
oh bills redux
“This American Flag Of America is ready!” is a fucking deleted scene from Idiocracy
Holy shit that catch….called back but still…
The Bills are obsessed with the end around to Mackenzie. So frickin’ weird!
It’s just a little airborne…
The seats in the MGM Grand sportsbook are unconscionably uncomfortable.
they want you up and back at the goddamned window!
No idea how he holds on to the ball by the nose like that. Thought for sure that was a hilarious touchback at first.
Jeebus, TheShaun is taking it to the next level.
Added bonus: wifey took Lil’ WCS and Lil’er WCS to a friend’s for a slumber party. It’s just the dog, the cat, my new bottle of bourbon, playoffs, and me.
“Honey, the cat drank half the bourbon”
How can you leave porn out like that?
That was twice earlier.
Does the ref looked really blazed?
It’s from the refineries….
Lots of heavy metals getting ingested by the crowd….
Texans fans booing the announcement of the review of the TD because they ain’t know that it happens automatically.
You know how the NFL controls everything. Like if an NFL player doesn’t have their socks pulled up just right, they get the shit fined out of them…
They have to have a list of no-no words for pre-snap cadance.
I mean otherwise….some of the QBs would be doing weird shit….
“KILL…..KILL…. EPSTEIN DIDN’T KILL HIMSELF….HIKE!!!”
5 minute break to put it at 6-inch line, will immediately sneak it in
That’s more like it…
WATT DOWN!
Deshaun Watson is a hoss.
can maybe has game?
Could’ve been you, Trubisky
Desean is lucky Talib isn’t around or that chain would be snatched.
“Fuck it. I’ll do it myself”
Best throw of the day
Agreed, didn’t think he would make that!
Here’s my pitch for a new reality show: Put the Watt brothers and Gronkowski brothers in a party house in South Beach and let the cameras roll.
Really, that’s it.
Add nitrous and I’m in
I’m not sure if I would prefer that, or stick them in some middle of nowhere town with one hick bar
Well, that would cut down on the aggravated sexual assaults. But then again, they could find a few unlucky cows.
Cliffhanger at then end of the premiere: there’s only one course of antibiotics for the whoooole house.
The hipster moustache Texans sideline guy!
Saw that too. I though hipsters were afraid of contact sports. Is he squirting that water ironically?
Maybe he’s writing a whiny blog?
Maybe doing research for a paper on toxic masculinity?
How old is JJ Watt? Is it medically advised to get that hype?
I’m shocked that the return of an injured rattled JJ Watt hasn’t led to success …
do they keep a stun gun on the sidelines in case Watt completely loses his mind?
SUPER HARBAUGH RIVALRY BROS makes its season debut on Thursday, Jan. 9th. Get ready, people.
45 minutes of craps and I’m down exactly 1 dollar.
I knew I shouldn’t have tipped.
Shoulda left when you were up, cause you almost always are at some point in 45 minutes unless you’re a total doof
I was up, but only $150 or so, wasn’t worth it
Liquor store run completed. Hello Knob Creek.
I suspect not being at home is actually an advantage for the Bills
Frank Gore is the Highlander.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=han3AfjH210
THERE CAN BE ONLY FUN
BUF playcalling has been exceptional
I hope they are not depleting their competence totally in this game
I have $30 (at 46 to 1) on them winning the Owl, so I’m with ya
Bestest of luck!
Just because your name is Texans doesn’t mean you guys have to go around shooting yourselves in the foot
+1 good guy with a fumble
very impressive 1-yard run
At this point I’m not even paying attention when the Texans have the ball, they’ll do fuckin nuttin with it
Has there been a more bipolar team this year than Houston? Like one game, they look great and then a game or two later, they look more fucking inept than the fucking Dolphins…
So I’ve got a feeling that both of my favorite AFC teams are going to lose tonight. Fortunately, good buddy of mine brought me a liter of his homemade whiskey this afternoon, so I’ve got that going for me. I might get a little more incomprehensible than usual later tonight.
Or maybe I’ll just start the binge of the new James May travelogue of Japan over on Amazon Prime now.
The James May thingy is great so far. I’m 3 episodes in.
I’ve got two to go, Bim. (You’ll get that when you watch the fourth one).
I was not aware of your positivism towards the Tejanos!
In addition to my birthplace team (P*ts), I’ve gotta have a local team to root for. It used to be the OIlers, but Bud Adams, and I’ve hated DAL for more than 50 years, so it’s HOU by default.
Was Seamen any good?
What, the Dreamcast game?
Interesting, but they had a very difficult time, and it ended up more an exercise in “suffering porn” than I would like.
A little salty
Fumble bee is the less popular version of the bumble bee
I can’t believe a team that’s not the Bills is out-Billsing the Bills.
Fittingly, the team that’s out-Billsing the Bills is led by another Bill. The circle of ineptitude is complete.
And that Bill of the team that’s out-Billsing the Bills used to work for another guy named Bill, who historically has owned the Bills for almost two decades.
I should feel bad for the Texans, but fuck the Rockets and super fuck the Astros. So haha!
Bill O’Brien gonna get called to HR for browsing monster.com during the third quarter
NUK OVER
Lol Texans
Going out on a limb, but think Booger has been pretty good today
He’s been pretty good all season, honestly.
The Answer for the Texans Offense is: Stop fucking sucking so much
That’s the answer for everything except vacuums and blow jobs
That’s fucking so clutch
Ref down lol
But right back up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
this crew having one of those days
BLEE’RGH will not abide that.
Thanks NFL for choosing footage of dirt bike riders in the streets of my city for your promo commercial of the playoffs.