And all that work in the regular season to eliminate all those lousy teams except for the Eagles, smgdh. Hey, we’re here-let’s make the best of it.
TO THE GAME!
Bills/Texans:
-J.J. Watt is back! The usual recovery time from a torn pec is six months + (depending on severity of course) but he’s a Wonder Warrior and all that. I’m guessing he’s not in game shape but he’ll have an impact because Josh Allen reacts very slowly to collapsing pockets.
-There’ll be an interesting battle between wr Hopkins (68 of his catches have gone for a 1st down or a TD-that’s phenomenal!) and cb White, the Bills shutdown (over-used word but the guy hasn’t given up a TD the whole season) dude. So The Shaun will throw to the other side, right? Welp, it looks as though deepball fella Fuller’s continuing soft tissue ailments will cause him to miss out this week. So we’re looking at the very average Kenny Stills going up against Levi Wallace who, after a rough start to the year, has only given up 7 catches the last four weeks.
-Devin Singletary should have himself a game in this spot. He really underwhelmed the last 3 games he played in (he was supposed to help deliver me a champeenship) but I went back and had a look-they were vs. the Pats, Ravens and Steelers, all top 5 in defending the run. The Texans are in the bottom 5 in that category.
-Prediction Time! If Josh Allen keeps it to two turnovers or less the Bills win, more than that and things get dicey. I’ll say Bills 26 (that’s 2 scores and 4 field goals because multiple busted drives) Texans 20.
Now it’s your turn. Tell me how you think the game will unfold.
Well next week will have more entertainment value if the Bills win. Allen has been hilarious today
Buffalo needs to hand off now.
Or let John Brown throw again
Holy cats, TheShaun!!
Can a playoff game end in a tie?
Did Josh Allen steal Fells’s jersey?
I don’t want the Texans to score because I want to continue my observations of Josh Allen’s descent into madness
You can watch a descent into madness every day, just follow the news out of Washington DC.
“I was a pair of ragged claws, scuttling across the floors of silent seas…”
Tunsil needs something to make him less jittery
A gasmask bong?
I read the name as turnstile
A turnstile probably wouldn’t false start as much?
Must say that this turned out to be more exciting than the first half would have indicated.
One way or another, this game will eventually end. But Josh Allen’s existential anguish will remain eternal.
NOBODY BUT JJ WATT COULD HAVE WON THAT TOSS NO DAYS OFF!!!!!1111
BOX JUMP SOME MORE!!!
Ref: “Heads or Tails?”
Allen: “TURNOVER!”
Ref: “…..”
Allen: /swats coin towards the sideline
“There must be a winner to the game.”
“I told you!” -Donovan McNabb
“There must be a winner to the game,” he says, resignedly.
True story – before Tom O’Brien brought him in from Middlebury College as a grad transfer, Hauschka was gonna go to dental school.
He knows how to drill it then
The only way this game gets weirder is if someone turns into a rhinoceros.
Josh Allen: lifetime member of the Looks Like Create-A-Player Default club
That guy’s name is Bojorquez. Is he some kind of Boris Johnson/Spaniard hybrid?
The lack of doink must be a setup for an overtime wide right
Playoff OT safety, for the win, pls, don’t care who
Look at Stephen Hauschka, thinking he’s still the Seahawks kicker.
OT – JOSH ALLEN’S TRAUMA CONTINUES
Best chance for the bills to win is if they run back a kick or turnover.
QUASI-PLAYOFF SCORIGAMI ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
NO DOINK
The trek….continues….
Oh crap! The Bills kicker has a lousy mustache. This is not going to end well for Buffalo.
Josh Allen will have no memory of this in the morning
Are they icing Hauschka or my bladder?
47 yards you say? Hmmmmmm…
Shank’lor nudges Scott Norwood, “Hey, watch this.”
Norwood reference, start drinking!
That’s a chug
All that just to tie
Triple doink incoming
This team is less prepared to win that I was to please a woman in high school
uh, go ahead and kick please
I have had to pee the last 30 minutes
Drip
Drip
Drip
Rookie mistake….that is what empties are for…
Did someone hide the key to the cock cage again?
I haven’t put away the hospital style pee jugs from my post-op yet, so I’m good.
sneak it to middle of field and spike
Do you really want this offense coming back out?
The punter with the spike. Amazing.
a show with everything but Yul Brenner
1st down? The fuck?
TAKE. THAT. SACK.
WAY TO GO PUNTER!!
At this point, I had more faith in him spiking it that Josh Allen…
Well at least that guy got to take a snap
In the Hausch?
lol what
Good call by McDermott being realistic about the situation.
I says FIRST DOWN
If this is a decision from the Shield….touchdown, Seahawks
We getting a tony romo memorial 4th down spike?
Playoff football so high caliber it would drown in an inch of water
Allen has terrified eyes
He can see the ghosts
He’s short so I look forward to the spike.
On fourth down?
The Bills!
Exactly.