Well, now it’s the NFC’s turn to show us what they’ve got.
TO THE GAME!
Vikes/Saints:
-I don’t know, man. Poking around here, there and everywhere it just does not look that good for Minny. I guess an extremely heavy Derrick Henry-like dose of Dalvin Cook and a smattering of Mattison might slow the game down a bit. Perhaps another Diggs miracle at the end to for the win? I can’t see the score being close enough to matter.
-Hey, you know that fantasy thing you employ when you have Brees? You know, play him at home and forget about him on the road? Well, I did a wee bit of maths and his completion rate at home this year is 77%. Wr Thomas will likely be covered by Xavien Howard and that fella allows a catch rate of…. 84.3%. That spells disaster. The Vikes don’t have a cb in PFF’s top 50.
-“But Minny’s D has shut down a number of qb’s!” says yeah right. Well, yes-they’ve done quite well vs. backups and strugglers like Chase Daniel, Daniel Jones, Case Keenum/Haskins, Matt Moore, Kyle Allen and David Blough. They’ve been torched by the more capable tossers like Wentz (400), Stafford (433), DAK! (443) and Wilson (444).
-Shall we speak the name of Cousins and his enormous struggles in national spotlight games? His won/loss record for games on Sunday/Monday nights and playoff games is 2-16. It begs the question-has he been to a therapist? If so, he should think about switching it up and going to a more effective one. And he want to trade in that therapy badger, he’s so cranky!
-Prediction Time! Saints win going away 37-20.
Hit me with yours down below. Or just hit me.*
*tire irons are excluded from this offer
Coach Zimmer may just release Mr Winkles into the locker room regardless of the outcome of this game.
oh man, that would have been PEAK Dingleberry
Got to think Drew’s doctor recommended limited exposure to Vikings football
“Peak Dingleberry? Can’t pay me enough to climb that.”
-Tenzing Norgay
Moar like Tenzing NOgay amirit
Mario Edwards is alive!?
Hilarity ensues!
This weekend has been very strange.
The Saints will now ride Latavius Murray to a GOD DAMNED SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIP.
/still guilty I benched him foar this
//sorry for music
https://youtube.com/watch?v=1FZIw1J7yHc
have to go for this
Happy Saints Sideline Meltdown day, everyone!
I can’t tear myself away from this game for fear that I’m going to miss the brewing prison-riot-style brawl that’s brewing over there.
Saints Fans React Reasonably
Unrest in the superdome? Someone call the national guard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LxBGJsZIHQ
okay, the coffee just kicked in, and I had a realization: The Minnesota Vikings made the playoffs?!
An Asian kid of about 6 years old asking how they make Addidas sneakers is exactly why her parents emigrated: if they hadn’t not only would she know the answer to that question, she’d be trying to hit her quota of 8 pairs a day.
Whoa. A ‘mixed officiating crew’? That is not going to go over well in the flyover states.
It’ll play in New Orleans, but don’t be thinking about taking that shit to Baton Rouge.
“Don’t make us call in Ed Hochuli’s muscles to enforce integration.”
-NFL
Build the damn wall!
*of yellow
The overhead view did not look like a touchdown.
agreed, just not conclusive
Maybe Enough Cook!
Iguess I’m the only Kirk Cousins fan here? I’ve been a fan of his since day 1. I saw a picture of him taken right after he learned he had been drafted to Washington, and he was trying to smile and look happy but totally failing at it. He was not happy about getting drafted there, and that’s how I knew he was a smart guy.
Anyway I think he’s been a solid player his entire career.
in other words, YOU LIKE THAT!
Funny that RGIII had the same look about Kirk getting drafted to DC.
That’s horrible advice and I won’t listen to it. Drugs are as good as drugs!
I mostly don’t like him because Jay Gruden pretty much purposely broke RG3 because he could only coach to Kirk Cousins’ style. Totally not his fault, but meh
RG3 was pretty thrilling to watch his rookie season. Cousins has always just been meh to watch, aside from the “you like that” game
I think RG3 was ruined by Shannahan when he was left in that playoff game against Seattle. Shanny the Elder has a history of playing injured QBs and getting them hurt even worse (see: Brian Griese)
If I was Rosetta Stone I’d run commercial s during Buck Aikman games touting learn Spanish to enable SAP.
AHAHAHAHA
Cousins adding an annual Actually Good playoff game to his repertoire now
Lattimore having a ‘mare today
I honestly thought the Saints would kick the shit out of SKOL. Does Yeah Right have a perma-erection right now?
They’re making Kirk Cousins look competent. Is there any more damning indictment of a football team?
If he does, Sunday Gravy has taken a real turn.
This entire season existed as a middle finger to saints fans and I’m here for it
Here comes the PI anger!
Now Mom wants to talk about her healthcare issues. Sonofabitch!!!
MOM COULDN’T WE HAVE DONE THIS EARLIER OR DO IT LATER…. THE GAME IS BACK ON FFS!!!
But I can’t say that. And she is anything but concise when she gets in the talky talky mood.
Maybe she’ll be done before the next game.
“Maw! I’m watching the game over here!”
-tWBS
And I didn’t even get any meatloaf.
This could’ve been avoided if you took my advice about the squirrel
Speaking from experience here, just because she’s talking doesn’t mean you have to listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKMUNJHvA10
Is Teddy Ballgame active?
Teddy Footballwater
Teddy Bigdick
Will there be Brees/Hill debates? Find out next!
Shit, the Vikes are gonna take this.
“Peloton-when you care about where you hang your laundry 4 months from now.”
impress your cleaning lady!
“I already did.”
-Arnold S., Ventura, CA
Huge game by 97
Spiced Rum and coke is what I have settled on after experimental cocktails this morning.
“Captain Morgan’ed”*
*litre’s status
Yep, sherry Cask Cap’n
Payton sporting the Warby Parker’s!
That guy really needs a milkshake.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SE6eST2hlMw
Oooh, I got a political survey in my email!
They want my opinion on legalizing sports betting in CA. Yes, obviously
Poll results: 90% of Californians agree that they have enough extra money to throw away on sprots betting, so they can’t get mad when we raise taxes.
That sounds painful. Do you need me to call someone?
MOAR LATAVIUS PLEEZ
I expect the next president to say nothing about it but full-on go after Fox News.
So, guess how tWBS gets to spend halftime?
If your answer is anything other than going onto Amazon and ordering books to be shipped to his jailbird brother, you’ll be wrong.
I hate this shit.
I don’t even spend this much on books for myself.
Fucker better hope our mother doesn’t die soon.
Can you order books that only deal with dying in prison?
100 Global trips to mage before you die
Prison rape would be another good subject.
Would one of the cheap bulk booksellers on eBay be useful in this circumstance?
Can’t he write letters to the state like Andy Dufraine?
It’s North Carolina. Prison Officials can’t read.
Could you “accidentally” order a copy in a language he doesn’t speak?
Or worse: something by Chuck Tingle
“Chuck Tingle is a very under-rated cut of meat.”
-A. Reid
Love watching people sleep walk through Mega Man speed runs when as a full grown adult, I struggle to beat a single boss
THIS
I’ve taken to playing games on the easiest difficulty, because fuck having to repeat sections over and over again. Some of them even call it “story mode”. Am I officially an old now?
In my thirties, I’ve found that my ability to systematically pick games apart casually has improved, and my ability to be actually good at playing sucks shit. Have completely abandoned online play at this point.
“Hooked it. Shit!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNm5RZoL2Ro
Damn, my internet is slow today, I’m like 2 plays behind live
HUZZAH
Oh hey, Bleergh.
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
ffs vikes
helluva catch
how the FUCK did Thomas catch that??
Man, what a bad beat for anyone with a HT moneyline bet on SKOL.
or NOT
Nice D there NO. Not only did no one touch him, but no one got within two feet of him.
Thielen’s decision to play this game while wearing roller skates seems questionable at best.
He’s a pioneer, an idea man. Some ideas work and some don’t, you never know until you try
Outside of TheShaun, this really has been the quartered back equivalent of Chernobyl this weekend.
Josh Allen’s meltdown was truly spectacular
Josh Allen played an all-time classic last night. I doubt we’ll see anything quite like it ever again. I’m actually sad the Bills lost, because I would love another week of that.
It’ll be screened on short buses for years.
Darnold will see it a lot, then.
I really couldn’t describe it for Hippo Thoughts. Had to be seen to be even a little bit comprehended.
I can’t even believe it happened, let alone that it was playoff football.
It’s not to be comprehended, only appreciated
They should inscribe that over Allen’s locker next year.
He’d think it was Latin, or Klingon.
I’ve never seen such a hunted look in the eyes of a QB
Next game should be better.
With wentz still on tap.
SUDDEN CHANGE
sudden change?
They should put Trent Green and Richie Incognito in the booth together. I’d even take off the headphones and turn the tee vee box sound back up foar that.
Richie: [foul, incoherent screaming]
Green: [long strings of vowel sounds]