…Same as the first.
Perhaps I’m getting old and predictable. But with less than a month left in the NFL post-season we gotta get it in while we still can.
I had considered waxing philosophic tonight about that orange guy at 1600 who is about to get us into a major “conflict” to make up for his small hands and small pe….
(ahem)
Crap, does that mean I gotta start dodging the Secret Service now in addition to the NSA and the IRS? Canada is looking better and better every day.
But I tried to warn all of you in the early fall of ’16. Narcissism combined with no experience and no sense of diplomacy was always going to be a bad combination. Just saying.
But it’s Friday. We don’t want to talk about that tonight. So let’s have some fun.
It’s Divisional Weekend. And even though I more or less did the same theme last week for the Wildcard Weekend, we’re doing it again. And you’ll just have to live with it.
(plus I just happen to enjoy looking at cheerleaders)
((well, usually))
(((do you think that’s Blair Walsh’s daughter?)))
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Sports To Flip Over 2Nite
NBA
- New Orleans @ New York – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
- LAL @ Dallas – 9:45pmEST – TV: ESPN
- Golden State @ LAC – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN*
*GS @ LAC is listed as being on ESPN but it is not showing on my online guide. And there is no way LAL @ Dallas will be over by that tip time. Could be a regional split I suppose. Check your listings.
NHL
Holy shit, there’s a national game tonight.
- Ottawa @ Detroit – 7:30pmEST – TV: NHLN
NCAA BB
- (12)Maryland @ Iowa – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- N. Kentucky @ Ill.-Chi**** – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
- Iona @ Rider – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
- Buffalo @ Miami(OH) – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
- (6)Butler @ Providence – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1
- Ball State @ Akron – 9:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
NCAA Hockey
- Michigan @ Notre Dame – 7:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN
- Ohio State @ Wisconsin – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
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Divisional Girls
Enjoy…
Minnesota @ San Francisco – Saturday 4:35pmEST – TV: NBC (SF -7/ML -315, o/u 44.5)
VS
Tennessee @ Baltimore – Saturday 8:15pmEST – TV: CBS (BAL – 9.5/ML -445, o/u 47.5)
VS
Houston @ Kansas City – Sunday 3:05pmEST – TV: CBS (KC -9.5/ML-445, o/u 51)
VS
Seattle @ Green Bay – Sunday 6:40pmEST – TV: FOX (GB -4.5/ML-215, o/u 47)
VS
And since Green Bay no longer has an official squad of cheerleaders, but sometimes do use high school squads (“underage” is the word that jumps out at me)…. well, I’m not about to go to jail for them, right? Yeah, exactly.
So here….have these.
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And Don’t Forget The Batalla de los Tigres On Monday
(3)Clemson vs (1) LSU – Monday 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN (LSU -6/ML-230, o/u 69.5)
VS
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So Close
Have a great weekend everyone.
Stay safe and enjoy the games. The proverbial desert of spring and summer will be here soon enough.
Love ya’s.
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A Somber Last Minute Addition To This Post
I just learned only minutes ago that Neil Peart, the drummer and creative force behind Rush, the gentleman who inspired me to take to the drums in the first place… Died on Tuesday from brain cancer. And while I was never a very good drummer if I’m being honest, I still got enjoyment out of it.
I am sad.
Neil, you will be missed.
RIP, Sir. I hope you didn’t suffer.
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Megalodon: 1
US Navy Destroyer: 0
“Send that big bastard down to the deep six.”
I’m getting that tatooed on my back
Ok, now we have a US Navy destoryer. these shots are so good because the fucks who make these movies hav NO IDEA how this works, wait
“If we find this beast, Mr. President, we’re sending him to hell.”
I have a chubby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-89uZOIFok
Wait, what’s this? a japanese doctor is here. he and ms no boobs just shared a moment
Sometimes this Irish guy Lamar sounds Irish, other times he sounds like he’s from Omaha
Emma just met her professor, who is Irish, who just used the term “lassie.” His name is Lamar. GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING AESOME!
“Don’t love the ocean too much, it doesn’t love you back.” Fucking money! Emma, Ms Flat Chested, just got shitcanned. STOP GOING AGAINST THE SYSTEM EMMA! YOU’RE TOO GOOD!
Airplane ready to ge tfucked up. yup, big shark got it. sicne when in fuck could sharks jump that high?
blonde scientist – no boobs – is drinking 40s with fat dude, her assistant. he looks like that guy Oliver Peeples or some such, on a bender. Sorry, Oliver Platt.
These people are standing next to a dead whale and not barfin glike freshmen at a frat party. and hte head scientist is a fucking cocksucker
I think the female lead is Crytal or Tiffany or Tnya, some stripper slut singer from the 80s. her boobs are…not great
Now inexplicably we are in the japanese sea. white guys being awkaward. fuck, i need a beer. fuck! it’s the giant octopus! fucking all shit is breaking loose! RUN YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNTS!
v
Wait, what the fuck? Whales are ighting sharks! The camera work looks like it’s being done by drunk midgets
I keep telling myself that I won’t pour any more whiskey and go back to fizzy water, but Satan must be working against me.
IT’S NOT SATAN IT’S THE POWER OF DFO! Now go make a big drinky
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z8pO8r34RW4
I’ll miss you Neil, but I can’t help but think of this scene.
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. I am a writer, how in fuck have I not been ablt to write a piece of shit like this and get it made into a movie?
Had to switch over cause lil Fozz is here and there were boobs. This one has Lorenzo Lamas. Oh god. Here we go.
Everyone loves boobs. Kids love boobs. Explain Rosie the Robot Maid
Even little boys who are gay like boobs.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy_3Q6ctHRA
Dredged up from my memories of listening to Dr Demento back when I lived in Southern California.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEMm7gxBYSc
I haven’t had to ask myself that question in a few years. Life is better than it used to be.
more vodka!
Evergreen
This movie is dubbed, and dubbe poorly oh fuck yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nzCvOYTCXE
Sorry: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon
Tonight’s selection: Megalodon: Part 3. Strap in fuckers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Tm4YRV_JBw
Fuck this, I’m watching psych and going to bed early
NO ONE GOES TO BED UNTIL WE SAY IT’S BEDTIME
Had a few glasses of Bushmill’s Black and sipping on a Flying Dog Bloodline.
HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’ BOYS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5MAg_yWsq8
banned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrMBIH2TBpU
I was fortunate to see Rush twice, the first time was 1979 or ’80 for the Hemispheres tour, the 2nd time was on the Time Machine tour a few years back.
You’ll be missed, Professor.
I sat under a bodhi tree smoking weed and drinking for most of 4 days. I read the I ching and Red Book (Jung). You have to be in an alternated state ( and alone, lonely, hateful) to understand the red book
Spur got high and read this for 4 days:
Evening Folks
nvm
Yeah, but he lived indoors, so you’re not a suspect at this time.
All the same, uh…stay in the area, okay?
Lucky for Scotchy, he died in Santa Monica. Otherwise the RCMP would already be knocking.
The shampoo community will especially miss Neil.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMoHes_BChQ
Wow those Titans cheerleaders. That tall drink of water in the middle is worth an upset victory this weekend. Inspiration!
Sending me a medical bill that doesn’t include a website to pay it at tells me you don’t really want me to pay it, and I feel like we’re definitely on the same page
Found a funny:
Is 1917 an OK Go video?
Jamin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkIiWn4QNPY
Scotchy in shambles, this time for giving up valuable lottery percentage points.
First the 60+ Canadians on the plane. Now the drummer (though not nearly as bad since it’s natural and all). This is a rough week for my country. I’ll try to have a beer for each one of you tonight, curling ability be damned.
But, yinz did just gain an actual princess, so there’s that.
Fortunately it was a Boeing aircraft that allowed them to circle back to the airport as far as they got before they all plunged to their deaths. If that had been an Airbus they would have fallen out of the sky as soon as the missile struck.
If it ain’t Boeing I ain’t going.
MAX is short for MAXPLOSION!!!
I dunno, everything sucks.
Scotchy in shambles
You’re only up 2-1. I’ll take those odds!
Pretty depressign that as bad as the Wings have been, they and the Sens will probably have similar lottery odds.
Nice shirt.
When she’s at home with nothing to do…..
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/josh-mccown-played-second-half-of-eagles-wild-card-loss-with-torn-hamstring-will-undergo-surgery/
On one hand, Josh McCown suddenly becomes a badass in my book.
On the other hand, Josh McCown remains a dumbass in my book for trying to scramble for 10 yards on that last play with a torn hamstring. Even if he didn’t know what was wrong with it, he should’ve known he couldn’t run that far.
Bummer ’bout a great drummer. Saw some great shows here in SA going back to 1976, those drummings just blew my mind.
Saw them live a couple of times. Dude was amazing.