Your “Second Verse…” Friday Evening Open Thread

…Same as the first.

Perhaps I’m getting old and predictable.  But with less than a month left in the NFL post-season we gotta get it in while we still can.

I had considered waxing philosophic tonight about that orange guy at 1600 who is about to get us into a major “conflict” to make up for his small hands and small pe….

(ahem)

Crap, does that mean I gotta start dodging the Secret Service now in addition to the NSA and the IRS?  Canada is looking better and better every day.

But I tried to warn all of you in the early fall of ’16.  Narcissism combined with no experience and no sense of diplomacy was always going to be a bad combination.  Just saying.

But it’s Friday.  We don’t want to talk about that tonight.  So let’s have some fun.

It’s Divisional Weekend.  And even though I more or less did the same theme last week for the Wildcard Weekend, we’re doing it again.  And you’ll just have to live with it.

(plus I just happen to enjoy looking at cheerleaders)

((well, usually))

(((do you think that’s Blair Walsh’s daughter?)))

Sports To Flip Over 2Nite

NBA

  • New Orleans @ New York – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • LAL @ Dallas – 9:45pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Golden State @ LAC – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN*

*GS @ LAC is listed as being on ESPN but it is not showing on my online guide.  And there is no way LAL @ Dallas will be over by that tip time.  Could be a regional split I suppose.  Check your listings.

Full Schedule

NHL

Holy shit, there’s a national game tonight.

  • Ottawa @ Detroit – 7:30pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NCAA BB

  • (12)Maryland @ Iowa – 7:00pmEST – TV: FS1
  • N. Kentucky @ Ill.-Chi**** – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • Iona @ Rider – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • Buffalo @ Miami(OH) – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • (6)Butler @ Providence – 9:00pmEST – TV: FS1
  • Ball State @ Akron – 9:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN

Full Schedule

NCAA Hockey

  • Michigan @ Notre Dame – 7:00pmEST – TV: NBCSN
  • Ohio State @ Wisconsin – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU

Divisional Girls

Enjoy…

Minnesota @ San Francisco – Saturday 4:35pmEST – TV: NBC (SF -7/ML -315, o/u 44.5)

VS

Tennessee @ Baltimore – Saturday 8:15pmEST – TV: CBS (BAL – 9.5/ML -445, o/u 47.5)

VS

Houston @ Kansas City – Sunday 3:05pmEST – TV: CBS (KC -9.5/ML-445, o/u 51)

VS

Seattle @ Green Bay – Sunday 6:40pmEST – TV: FOX (GB -4.5/ML-215, o/u 47)

VS

And since Green Bay no longer has an official squad of cheerleaders, but sometimes do use high school squads (“underage” is the word that jumps out at me)…. well, I’m not about to go to jail for them, right?  Yeah, exactly.

So here….have these.

And Don’t Forget The Batalla de los Tigres On Monday

(3)Clemson vs (1) LSU – Monday 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN (LSU -6/ML-230, o/u 69.5)

VS

So Close

Have a great weekend everyone.

Stay safe and enjoy the games.  The proverbial desert of spring and summer will be here soon enough.

Love ya’s.

A Somber Last Minute Addition To This Post

I just learned only minutes ago that Neil Peart, the drummer and creative force behind Rush, the gentleman who inspired me to take to the drums in the first place…  Died on Tuesday from brain cancer.  And while I was never a very good drummer if I’m being honest, I still got enjoyment out of it.

I am sad.

Neil, you will be missed.

RIP, Sir.  I hope you didn’t suffer.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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jjfozz

Megalodon: 1
US Navy Destroyer: 0

jjfozz

“Send that big bastard down to the deep six.”

I’m getting that tatooed on my back

jjfozz

Ok, now we have a US Navy destoryer. these shots are so good because the fucks who make these movies hav NO IDEA how this works, wait
“If we find this beast, Mr. President, we’re sending him to hell.”
I have a chubby

Spur
jjfozz

Wait, what’s this? a japanese doctor is here. he and ms no boobs just shared a moment

jjfozz

Sometimes this Irish guy Lamar sounds Irish, other times he sounds like he’s from Omaha

jjfozz

Emma just met her professor, who is Irish, who just used the term “lassie.” His name is Lamar. GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING AESOME!

jjfozz

“Don’t love the ocean too much, it doesn’t love you back.” Fucking money! Emma, Ms Flat Chested, just got shitcanned. STOP GOING AGAINST THE SYSTEM EMMA! YOU’RE TOO GOOD!

jjfozz

Airplane ready to ge tfucked up. yup, big shark got it. sicne when in fuck could sharks jump that high?

jjfozz

blonde scientist – no boobs – is drinking 40s with fat dude, her assistant. he looks like that guy Oliver Peeples or some such, on a bender. Sorry, Oliver Platt.

jjfozz

These people are standing next to a dead whale and not barfin glike freshmen at a frat party. and hte head scientist is a fucking cocksucker

jjfozz

I think the female lead is Crytal or Tiffany or Tnya, some stripper slut singer from the 80s. her boobs are…not great

jjfozz

Now inexplicably we are in the japanese sea. white guys being awkaward. fuck, i need a beer. fuck! it’s the giant octopus! fucking all shit is breaking loose! RUN YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNTS!

Spur

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jjfozz

Wait, what the fuck? Whales are ighting sharks! The camera work looks like it’s being done by drunk midgets

Viva La Tabula Raza

I keep telling myself that I won’t pour any more whiskey and go back to fizzy water, but Satan must be working against me.

jjfozz

IT’S NOT SATAN IT’S THE POWER OF DFO! Now go make a big drinky

nomonkeyfun

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z8pO8r34RW4

I’ll miss you Neil, but I can’t help but think of this scene.

jjfozz

Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. I am a writer, how in fuck have I not been ablt to write a piece of shit like this and get it made into a movie?

jjfozz

Had to switch over cause lil Fozz is here and there were boobs. This one has Lorenzo Lamas. Oh god. Here we go.

Spur

Everyone loves boobs. Kids love boobs. Explain Rosie the Robot Maid

nomonkeyfun

Even little boys who are gay like boobs.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy_3Q6ctHRA

Viva La Tabula Raza

Dredged up from my memories of listening to Dr Demento back when I lived in Southern California.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPVgKoruWdA

Spur
nomonkeyfun

I haven’t had to ask myself that question in a few years. Life is better than it used to be.

Spur

more vodka!

Mr. Ayo

Evergreen

jjfozz

This movie is dubbed, and dubbe poorly oh fuck yeah!

Spur
jjfozz

Sorry: Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

jjfozz

Tonight’s selection: Megalodon: Part 3. Strap in fuckers.

Spur
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck this, I’m watching psych and going to bed early

jjfozz

NO ONE GOES TO BED UNTIL WE SAY IT’S BEDTIME

Spur

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jjfozz

Had a few glasses of Bushmill’s Black and sipping on a Flying Dog Bloodline.

HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’ BOYS?

Spur

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Spur
Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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Spur

banned

Unsurprised

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Spur
Unsurprised

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yeah right

I was fortunate to see Rush twice, the first time was 1979 or ’80 for the Hemispheres tour, the 2nd time was on the Time Machine tour a few years back.

You’ll be missed, Professor.

Spur

I sat under a bodhi tree smoking weed and drinking for most of 4 days. I read the I ching and Red Book (Jung). You have to be in an alternated state ( and alone, lonely, hateful) to understand the red book

SonOfSpam

Spur got high and read this for 4 days:
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Spur

Evening Folks

scotchnaut

nvm

SonOfSpam

Yeah, but he lived indoors, so you’re not a suspect at this time.

All the same, uh…stay in the area, okay?

herodotus450

The shampoo community will especially miss Neil.

rockingdog
BC Dick

Wow those Titans cheerleaders. That tall drink of water in the middle is worth an upset victory this weekend. Inspiration!

Gratliff

Sending me a medical bill that doesn’t include a website to pay it at tells me you don’t really want me to pay it, and I feel like we’re definitely on the same page

rockingdog

Found a funny:
Is 1917 an OK Go video?

rockingdog
herodotus450

Scotchy in shambles, this time for giving up valuable lottery percentage points.

BC Dick

First the 60+ Canadians on the plane. Now the drummer (though not nearly as bad since it’s natural and all). This is a rough week for my country. I’ll try to have a beer for each one of you tonight, curling ability be damned.

WCS

But, yinz did just gain an actual princess, so there’s that.

Brick Meathook

Fortunately it was a Boeing aircraft that allowed them to circle back to the airport as far as they got before they all plunged to their deaths. If that had been an Airbus they would have fallen out of the sky as soon as the missile struck.

If it ain’t Boeing I ain’t going.

SonOfSpam

MAX is short for MAXPLOSION!!!

I dunno, everything sucks.

herodotus450

Scotchy in shambles

scotchnaut

You’re only up 2-1. I’ll take those odds!

herodotus450

Pretty depressign that as bad as the Wings have been, they and the Sens will probably have similar lottery odds.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Nice shirt.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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When she’s at home with nothing to do…..

Redshirt

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/josh-mccown-played-second-half-of-eagles-wild-card-loss-with-torn-hamstring-will-undergo-surgery/

On one hand, Josh McCown suddenly becomes a badass in my book.

On the other hand, Josh McCown remains a dumbass in my book for trying to scramble for 10 yards on that last play with a torn hamstring. Even if he didn’t know what was wrong with it, he should’ve known he couldn’t run that far.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Bummer ’bout a great drummer. Saw some great shows here in SA going back to 1976, those drummings just blew my mind.

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