All Belarus, All The Time Lesser Footy Open Thread

Dudes, it’s all Belarus’ world now, we just livin’ in it.

All of the various second and third world-ish football associations might be late to the cancellation party – but even Brasil state torneos and Ukraine have gone dark now.  The only thing remotely approaching first division footy?  The Belarus Premier League!

We’ve got two matches on tap today, two more tomorrow.  It’s the first week of League action, so pretty hard to know what will happen.  BET ON CHAOS!

FK Vitebsk hosts FK Gorodeya to start us off (7:00a EST).  As of this writing, you can bet the home side at +107, visitors at +284, or Draw at +214.  That’s not great odds for a visiting foe, given that I don’t have much in the way of GAMBLOR talisman status with either.  I suppose I would lean Draw here, though watching the flow on LiveBet seems the more prudent course.  But am I waking up at 7 for this?  PROBABLY.

It’s much the same story with Neman Grdono away to Isloch (9:00), though Isloch has some faint talismanic value.  Looking at -103 home, +266 away, +253 Draw.  Surely, I will be awake at this point, and betting like it’s a compulsion or sommet.

Other than this?  Just waiting to die.  We almost surely won’t even have further Diamond Joe primary vote massacres in the coming weeks.  You can bet on who his VP nominee will be, though.  Kamala Harris is the current clubhouse leader, odds-wise.  I don’t think Liz Warren wants it, but at 12-to-1 betting odds, she is the value play.