Sexy Friday, the real Mid-July 2020 edition

This week has been a real scorcher temperature-wise with hot temps all over the southern United States. Sexy Friday, as always, is bringing you more heat in the form of hot Tik Tok girls to keep you sweating through the weekend.

More on that a little later.

Now, what do we want to talk about tonight?

The AFL has some great games tonight starting with the GWS Giants hosting the Brisbane Lions at 8:45 PM Pacific on Fox Sports 2. The Sydney Swans take on the Gold Coast Suns shortly after that game finishes at 11:35 PM Pacific on the Watch AFL app.

ESPN has the “MLS is Back” tournament from the cesspool that is Central Florida. ESPN has DC United against the New England Revolution at 5 PM Pacific while ESPN2 has Sporting KC against the Colorado Rapids at the same time. At 7:30 PM, ESPN continues the coverage with Real Salt Lake against Minnesota United. That is, of course, assuming games don’t get canceled/postponed because of the COVID.

That’s pretty much it for sports. There will be more soccer tomorrow with the lone EPL match between Norwich City and Burnley at 9:30 AM Pacific and the FA Cup Semifinal between Arsenal and Manchester City at 11:45 AM Pacific. I can feel the angst of the Arsenal fans all the way from the West Coast.

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Today, I will be showing you Tik Tok girls that have something in common, but I won’t tell you what it is. It’s another hidden theme and we’ll see if anyone can guess it.

Without further ado, here are this week’s dirty dirty Tik Tok girls. Enjoy:

I’d rather vote for her in November…
That hammock really looks inviting.
Asian girls with curves are awesome.
Someone should blow that horn and scare the shit outta her!
Nice tongue action!
That bikini top is fighting a losing battle.
Damn. That’s got Balls written all over it. Shoulda used the #forballs hashtag.
Lo que tu digas…
We’ve got bush!
/ raises hand
Doesn’t it seem like metal on a bikini to be worn in the heat is a bad idea?
She definitely earned that Gold Star!
Nice hot mom!
I cannot stress enough how good exercise is for the booty!
It makes sense that I have a sweet tooth now that I’ve discovered “cakes” is slang for “ass”

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And now, the next episode of our new feature!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

My aim each week will be to showcase a tune or band from the 80s (the best decade EVAR!) that not many people know about or have heard of. In this way, hopefully these artists will find new audiences and the old audiences can reminisce about what they were doing in the 80s.

Today is the second of a two-part post!

Last week, we delved into the music of Adam and the Ants. Today, we talk about the songs that Adam Ant released as a solo act. Granted, he really wasn’t completely solo as he had a backing band and that band had a few members of the Ants in it.

However, Adam did change his songs to reflect the New Wave sounds that were all the rage in the early 80s. In 1982, he broke up “Adam and the Ants” and released his first solo album, “Friend or Foe”. This album kept the use of two drummers and could be considered to be a natural progression from the last Adam and the Ants album.

It produced several massive hits, including my all-time favourite Adam Ant song, “Desperate But Not Serious”:

Adam Ant – Desperate But Not Serious

and “Goody Two Shoes”:

Adam Ant – Goody Two Shoes

Finally, the title track, “Friend or Foe” got massive radio airplay:

Adam Ant – Friend or Foe

As you can see, Adam went all out with the music videos and they were on heavy rotation on MTV back in the days when they actually played music.

The following year, Adam Ant released the album “Strip” with the title track garnering much attention and many sales:

Adam Ant – Strip

Did a Young Balls dedicate this song to a girl he liked in middle school? Yes, he did! Did it work? No, it did not!

That album also produced a modest hit with Puss n Boots. Adam went back to the studio and shortly released “Vive Le Rock” which featured two hits, one being the title track, and the other called “Apollo 9”:

After 1985, Adam took a bit of a break from creating albums. He came back at the end of the decade with the album “Manners and Physique”. This album produced the hit, “Room at the Top”:

Adam Ant – Room at the Top

After another five year break, Adam came back with the album, “Wonderful”. Again, the title track was the standout. It remains one of my favourite songs ever:

Adam Ant – Wonderful

Adam’s career took a turn as he got involved with television and acting and stopped recording. In addition, he went through some mental health issues that he is still dealing with to this day.

In 2013, he put out a comeback album entitled, “Adam Ant Is the Blueblack Hussar in Marrying the Gunner’s Daughter” which was a return to the days of his very first album with Adam and the Ants in the sense that it was experimental, raw, and did not follow conventions. It did fairly well in the UK, producing the hit, “Cool Zombie”:

Adam Ant – Cool Zombie

Adam Ant was still playing shows at the time the pandemic hit. His 2020 tour was supposed to feature a song-by-song replay of the Friend or Foe album in a similar vein to what The Cure did with their Disintegration shows in Australia.

And yes, he still has TWO MOTHERFUCKING DRUMMERS PLAYING AT THE SAME TIME in his shows!

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

This place is located in Uvalde, TX, 20 or so miles south of my parents’ ranch. I’ve been looking at this sign since 1999.comment image

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

AND we have today’s first Moment of Viva La Tabula Raza’s Autobiography. Pay attention people!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Cactus Jack Garner, FDR’s VP from 1933-1941, was from Uvalde. He famously described the vice presidency as being “not worth a bucket of warm piss”. (For many years, this quote was bowdlerized as “warm spit”.)
His home in Uvalde is a museum.
Matthew McConaughey is also from Uvalde. Alright alright alright.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Unfortunately, sale of those kinds of things is forbidden here in TX. Shit, they can’t GIVE them away.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I was born a poor white child in Brockton, Massachusetts.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So far, I am not enjoying this game

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Ooh, Jennifer, Jessica, and some broad when I was drinking Boone’s in 9th grade.

Dunstan

I hope you had a clean ass for them.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

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Gratliff

Hard to imagine the amount of courage and conviction needed to stand at the head of the march here, knowing full well what was coming next. The BLM protests have encountered over the top violent responses from police in some places, but there’s still the possibility of them ending without direct confrontation. At this point, it was only going to end with brutality.
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Viva La Tabula Raza

I remember seeing this shit on TV at age five. Is it any wonder that I broke down in tears when Obama won in 2008, even though I was in Iraq at the time?comment image

Unsurprised

And to think. Twelve years later and forces are still fucking there and in Afghanistan for no fucking reason.

WCS

Under Siege 2 and live AFL? This calls for another bourbon!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Under Siege 2 was lacking the Eleniakian talent of Under Siege

WCS

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Shit Mumford is hurt

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nevermind?

WCS

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litre_cola

I am sure his sons will pick up the slack.

Dunstan

Both semifinals going the distance. The 2012 Giants trailed the ’61 Yankees most of the game, by as much as 5-1, but got the lead when it counted, on a walk-off RBI single by Joaquin Arias.

litre_cola

Vamos!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Shit, John Lewis died.

Mr. Ayo

Terrible. Fortunately, there’s an invigorating picture above.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Just saw that. I’m sure there are high fives going around the WH right about now.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well fuck.

Gratliff

So I have to think Edmonton’s social media department is being flooded equally by American racists angry at changing the team name and Letterkenny fans suggesting they change it to Roughriders

litre_cola

I am sure Trevor Risk is involved in the Roughrider naming.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

The booze really fucked up Oliver Reed.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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High ground.

JustStopDude

I see that the Edmonton Eskimos are changing their name to the “Honkies”.

http://www.espn.com/edmonton_name_to_sheld_young_liberals

I have no fucking words.

Gratliff

The fake URL would’ve been genius if shield was spelled right

rockingdog

found a funny:

dr frankenstein: it’s alive!

igor: great! what should we name him

dr frankenstein: uh we won’t

igor: idk might lead to some confusion

dr frankenstein: it will literally never come up

Senor Weaselo

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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From a slasher movie…. so we know what happens to her character later in the movie.

Dunstan

That still seems so odd to me — that a genre watched mostly by young, not terribly religious or uptight people would still implicitly push some weird outdated morality tale.

Dunstan

Or was this a thing about “our fans are nerds who aren’t getting laid, so they resent anyone who does”?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They do seem to be right about mother-in-laws:

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

No, it wasn’t that. The fans during the golden age of Slashers (about 1979-83) were a pretty diverse lot of teens. I think it basically developed initially as a Final Girl thing because that’s how John Carpenter made Halloween, and they were all pretty much copying that template. Then it just kind of became a genre staple (or maybe just a continuing in-joke for long-term fans).

Unsurprised

Both

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Viva La Tabula Raza
Viva La Tabula Raza

My attorney invited me over and I just got back from sharing a couple bottles of 12 and 14 year old Glenmorangie so I missed the last three hours of Dance Fever (probably just as well since I would have no doubt pissed off RTD with my blatant disregard of the rules).
Hope all of y’all are feeling as well as I am right now!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s a dance party. There are no rules!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Fuck, my Mad TV rewatch has reached the era of The Apprentice. Goddamn it.

Gratliff

“Boy, what can’t he do!?” I want to diiiiiieeeeeeeeeee

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Dunstan

Don’t “start spreading the news” just yet — the ’88 Dodgers, down to their last six outs, scored one run in the 8th to tie, and another in the 9th to pull out a 3-2 victory and force a Game Seven with the ’27 Yankees.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

Evenin. Weekend in the mtns with the family. Kid won’t go to sleep and all I want to do is drink more wine and write my section for Saturday futbol. Will it happen? Doubtful.

rockingdog

that sounds rocking

rockingdog

holy shit Customs & Border Patrol just pulling random protestors from the street in Portland OR
fuck those guys

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This seems to be happening more and more….. good times.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Y’know, Biden just might want to speak out against this, assuming he actually wants to win.

Dunstan

Why? Biden speaking out on it will just encourage Trump to do more of this. Trump wants to turn this election into 1968, “law and order” vs. “scary black people and socialist radical whites.”

I mean, if he’s asked in an interview, he should of course call it bullshit, but going out of his way to denounce it just endangers more people.

Anyone who refuses to vote for Biden because he didn’t sufficiently denounce this was looking for an excuse anyway.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

No, he should speak out because it’s the right thing to do, pure & simple. This shit is Fascist State Idelogy 101. That’s an easy thing to rebuke. It doesn’t automatically side Biden with the protesters, but it does entrench him as an anti-fascist which is the correct position to take. He can come out & support the Oregon governor and senators who have called for an end to this nonsense.

A younger Biden would have been all over this, so if he hedges & haws, it’s going to show a generational divide that he might not be able to overcome.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

“Law and order” of course being the secret police taking you to the cornfield.

Dunstan

Oh, it’s ridiculous of course. But if Biden can make this election about “Trump is incompetent and that’s why people are dying and the economy sucks,” he wins easily. If it’s the conservative noise machine against the righteous truth about Portland and creeping fascism? That’s a closer fight. It shouldn’t be, but it is.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

I think (currently) Biden will win, based on Trump’s COVID response and economic projections. But I also think he needs to reach out to a very fractured Democratic party (as well as left-leaning Independents) and show them he’s in their corner. Recently he’s actually been doing an OK job of that…an actual climate plan, and talk of decriminalizing MJ (finally!). Good steps, IMO.

But I also think a lack of opposition to police-state tactics will cost him support, as then it becomes, “Well, Biden isn’t against this, ergo he’s for it.” Which, given Biden’s record with the Crime Bill and being VP to a very supportive Patriot Act president, is not exactly an unfair position to take.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ll vote for the reanimated corpse of Tom Petty if that’s who the Dems nominate. Or an overfilled anthropomorphic colostomy bag (which is kind of what he have now, anyway), for that matter.

Unsurprised

This __ IS __ Biden’s position on law enforcement, and it has been his entire life. That Swiss cheese brained fuck probably thinks trump isn’t going far enough.

Senor Weaselo

I expected this from the bloody reign of NSZ.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Are they making anyone drink castor oil? If not, LOSERS!
—Benito M.

Unsurprised

h

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Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Milwaukee PD at it again

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hasslin’ Zeus AGAIN!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fucking Saturn anyway. Shitty cars, to boot.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Gratliff

After hearing a single Woody Guthrie song
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Viva La Tabula Raza

Funny how the closer you get to the US-Mexico border, the more the attitude is as shown above. Why are the people of Wyoming and North Dakota so worried about immigrant workers?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan

I’m going to go out on a limb and say that the Barstool interview wasn’t the only time Roenicke acted like an ass. Discovery is going to be a bitch for him.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not sure I’ll be able to catch the GWS game live, so should I avoid the thread later?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thanks for going with the joke.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Is this on Netflix?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

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scotchnaut

Top Heavy was my fave James Bond movie villain.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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When wearing your mask, make sure and cover your nose, damn it.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Dude should turn himself 180 degrees just to make sure he is safe.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
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scotchnaut

Iggy Pop’s take on ‘that Shrodinger’s cat conundrum thingy’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gsWt7ey6bo

Viva La Tabula Raza
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Page flipped….. prolly too many beers.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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scotchnaut

Maybe perhaps one drum is enough…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImJpqutxOmg

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scotchnaut
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scotchnaut

speaking of two drums… here’s Tune Yards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TERHgVEhBSk

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Joe Biden sure is a master of the grill!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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montythisseemsstrangetome

Arms up

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They will turn Mars to shit too.

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