Sexy Friday, end of August 2020 edition

This week I am continuing to feature sassy n sexy soccer ladies!

Can you spot the hidden theme?

It’s not just that these are all fútbol fans. There’s a little more to it than that.

I’ll also be continuing to showcase awesome songs except this time there is a twist.

Let’s get right to it. Enjoy:


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And now, the next episode of our new feature!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

My aim each week has been to showcase a tune or band from the 80s (the best decade EVAR!) that not many people know about or have heard of. In this way, hopefully these artists will find new audiences and the old audiences can reminisce about what they were doing in the 80s.

Tonight, we are showcasing songs by different 80’s artists that have the same exact title. Did everyone get it that’s going to get it? Like the Captain says, “Let’s Go!”

We start off with two classic songs about wanting to play football in Dallas:

Boys Don’t Cry – I Want To Be A Cowboy

Did that band name itself after the famous Cure song? Do I like plump Latin asses?

The Vandals – I Want To Be A Cowboy

The start to the Vandals song is classic. I don’t know which I prefer. They’re both excellent.

Moving along, this song features a very young and tall Jenna Elfman. Is she related to Oingo Boingo singer Danny Elfman? Do I like big bouncy boobies?

Depeche Mode – Halo

This is one of my favourite Cure songs ever:

The Cure – Halo

Again, it’s pretty difficult to choose a favourite. They’re both great in their own way and I love both bands.

Next, I have for you a song that I bet you anything Yeah Right knows:

Killing Joke – Change

Whereas I’m pretty sure everyone knows this song (or at least you should):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk_FuZobIfw
Tears For Fears – Change

To finish off, let’s be different and contrarian:

INXS – Don’t Change

Where’s my masturbating rope?

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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yeah right

I see you Balls.

Damn right.

The unmentioned thing is how the rhythm section carries the tune.

Focus people on just the bass and the drum.

like so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89TZVte4xaU

SonOfSpam

I see you Balls

Haven’t said that in at least 30 pounds.

Brick Meathook

Donovan sings “Atlantis” on the Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bj9F8pHJF10

Brick Meathook

The “Billy Batts” scene in Goodfellas:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPwgbNMtAZk

SonOfSpam

Now go get your fuckin shinebox

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Cuntler

Hey all. Considering I log into an open thread twice a year, just want you to know I’m glad all of you are actively chatting. Also, don’t object state that your garbage ass music opinions are objective. As a fan of Phish, I can clearly say that what I think is good is what others despise. Also, Brian Urlacher is an asshole. Go Bears!

Cuntler

Objectively. Buenos nachos!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I agree with all of this except that Phish is worth being a fan of.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So is it your subjective opinion that, in fact, they suck?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

In a figurative sense.

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Cuntler

Whatever, Dick Luger lover. Your opinions are suspect.

Everyone can cherry pick.

https://youtu.be/QMco9jUdwyE

Cuntler

Also, let’s hear some of your favorite bands, Arlington Heights.

Last edited 4 years ago by Cuntler
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Close but not quite.

I’ve been an old man since I was 10, so The Who, Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn were and are my go tos. As I got older, expanded to include Dr. Dog, Samantha Fish, some randomness.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Oh and I won’t apologize for loving Aerosmith, even the honking on Bobo years

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

HOW MUCH GREY YOU WANT? HARF HARF

Unsurprised

A pinch

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Gratliff

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-partner=”tweetdeck”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>come on henry kissinger you old fuck just give it up we need a win here</p>&mdash; BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) <a href=”https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1299547565533216768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>August 29, 2020</a></blockquote>

litre_cola

After seeing the last 4 days it seems to me that Prez Cheeto is the guy who plays softball with the name Big Sexy on the back, #69, has to hit 4th and play short. Is easily the worst player you have ever seen but continues to yap.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I hated playing shortstop in softball. Everyone is fucking teeing off at you and the bounces off those infields are more unpredictable than a Mitch Trubisky throw.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Decided to go with a perfect Martini

Mr. Ayo

Didn’t know white claw had that flavor.

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litre_cola

*flavoUr

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Sharkbait

Solid choice

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

In general I find that drinks that carry a “perfect” in their name are generally the opposite.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Which vermouth do you dislike?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

To make it simple I don’t believe the two types of vermouth should ever mix.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/Jeff sessions nods in elfish

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They had Batman and Superman fight, so…….

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yeah right

Solid choice

Unsurprised

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Gratliff

Fuck. Chadwick Boseman died.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What the fuck, cancer? You couldn’t take a year off and let coronavirus steal the show?

Gratliff

Twitter just screeched to a halt. Don’t see everyone that stunned often.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wow I had no idea he was sick.

Gratliff

No one did, apparently. There were photos of him skinny that everyone thought he was doing some Christian Bale goofy shit. He was stage 3 since Civil War. That’s fucking crazy.

litre_cola

Everyone asks if my wife is still working during the pandemic.

She works in a fucking cancer clinic. Cancer didn’t decide to quit fucking with people because it’s mate Rona came to town.

Gratliff

If anything, it’s making it easier for it to wreak havoc. My little brother was diagnosed with Hodgkin Lymphoma just today. Found out last week he was going in to have a growth checked at the beginning of march as the country caught fire and kept putting it off until it got to a point that he was dropping 5-10 pounds a week. Who knows how many similar stories are taking place right now.

WCS

Sincerely, praying for your brother.

Mr. Ayo

WTF. Wishing the best for your brother.

litre_cola

A lot of people aren’t getting checked out which is the dangerous thing. All the best to your bro.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I hope he gets better.

Gumbygirl

Not a prayer, but beaming positive thoughts his way!

WCS

Cripes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just saw that. When there are so many more deserving people

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You knew, you just didn’t associate a name. He was in a ton of stuff.

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm1569276/

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t either, well except on TNT late night channel surfing, but remember him from the TV shows.

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Also surprised there is somebody else that hasn’t seen them.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Some of you might have already seen this over at Request Line, but I am so tickled pink by it that I had to share it here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgHEeYIV62w

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The song, as you can see, is called “Prisoner”. The scene they are paying homage to came from the movie “Rad”, in which the role Juliette Lewis is reprising was played by…wait for it…real-life prisoner Lori Laughlin!

Unsurprised

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Gratliff

I miss the days when I could piss off entire groups of people with the (correct) claim that “Touch of Grey” is the only worthwhile Grateful Dead song

Mr. Ayo

You can transition to suggesting people drink white claw for the same effect today.

litre_cola

Hey White Claw, in case you don’t check your superfluous email the FF draft is Sunday night.,

Mr. Ayo

My plan is to be drunk and auto draft before winning the league.

litre_cola

Be drunk, autodraft but make comments the whole time. OOOh good pick by my computer! Time for another White Claw.

Mr. Ayo

I’m in. But I’ll stick to the freezer vodka.

Sharkbait

It’s that and Casey Jones.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ve got a friend that’s a Deadhead and he travels the country to see shows. Aside from the song you mentioned, Casey Jones and Truckin’ are the only Dead songs I recognize, although I became aware of Friend of the Devil only because of Tom Petty’s cover of it. Dead are boring.

Gumbygirl

I didn’t follow them around wearing tie dye or anything, but I know a lot more than that!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Meanwhile a “touch of grey” is now on the books as a sex crime in Milledgeville, GA.

litre_cola

This is the correct taek.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Why get pissed when you are just stating a subjective opinion that is completely factually wrong.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t get mad when you eat thin mints either.

Unsurprised

It’s not a martini, but I mixed half Tito’s and half pineapple Fanta into a pint glass. So I understand her completely.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

To paraphrase Craig Finn, there is SO MUCH JOY in this photograph.

Unsurprised

And titty meat

Gratliff

Metallica got weird for a minute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FKYsUEuvIo

Col. Duke LaCross

A buddy and I covered this at a coffeehouse show back in college.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is the theme round things Cristian Ronaldo fucked?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Aka South American national teams

BrettFavresColonoscopy

South American fútbol teams that play fútbol

Gumbygirl

Girls wearing shirts not bikini tops?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

We’re making BLATs tonight. Advice for what cocktail I should pair with that?

Mr. Ayo

White claw

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Gumbygirl

Beer with sammiches.

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Can you hear me now?

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Mr. Ayo

Your antlers look great this year.

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Sexy space.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

SOMEONE has to pull the first finger.

Last edited 4 years ago by Viva La Tabula Raza
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litre_cola

Just yelled and upset child. I blamed Balls for my SexiMexi futbol, gamblor addiction. Wife is not accepting excuse.

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ArmedandHammered

One of the greatest movies ever.

Gratliff

As he said in “My Name is Bruce”, “Everyone Loved Bubba Ho Tep!”

Gratliff

I don’t know why Metallica thought there was a need to do a second S&M. They knocked it out of the park 20 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6ScxmFRU74

Last edited 4 years ago by Gratliff
Col. Duke LaCross

Listened to the whole thing today. The symphony actually stands out a little more this go-around. Plus it’s kinda cool to hear the “Death Magnetic” and “Hardwired” songs get that treatment.

rockingdog

found a funny:

replace all the vowels in an animal with O.

I’ll go first: chomponzoo

Mr. Ayo

goroffo

monkoo

loon

bord

olk

door

boor

cot

dog

rhono

hoppo

wolf

togor

loopord

pondo

litre_cola

The theme is Women from South America.

Dunstan
litre_cola
rockingdog

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Mr. Ayo

Mook!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Fantastic! I remember the photo that inspired this…… utterly.

Viva La Tabula Raza

*Steps away from keyboard to resist temptation to post Cowboy song by Kid Rock.*

WCS

I will massacre you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You already have an alibi.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Mr. Ayo

Good idea. Everyone, post your favoUrite Kid Rock song.

Last edited 4 years ago by Mr. Ayo
Unsurprised

The Onion went balls deep.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEZ6hZTnIvr/

Sharkbait

Holy shit.

rockingdog

yowza

Sharkbait

Is the theme national teams?

Unsurprised

Looks that way

Dunstan

I thought it was “women who will never fuck me.”

Sharkbait

I mean it’s definitely people who have never been in my kitchen

Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s every week, at least for me.