Hey, yesterday didn’t suck, ya know? Oh, maybe your team sucked but the day? Nah. And tonight we have a couple of young-ish qb’s whose careers really could go either way, facing off against some D’s that could cause some skittishness. How will they do? [shrugs shoulders] I don’t know but let’s have the old looky-loo, shall we?
Steelers/Giants:
Last year New York gave up the third-most turnovers in the league and the Steelers had the most sacks and takeaways. This doesn’t look good. I’ve been told that Watt, Heyward and Dupree are jonesing for Danny Dimes. Three new faces are featured on a rebuilt offensive line that was a rebuild last year that was a rebuild from the year previous. Yikes. Stunts, blitzes, bull rushes-Pitt is going to make this game as physical as possible, get up early and win going away. I see a doubling up along the lines of 36-18 or 40-20.
Titans/Broncos:
Drew Lock got five games under his belt and had 7 tds and 3 int’s which seems like typical ‘rookie under fire’ numbers. It looks as though Courtland Sutton is a ‘not-go’ tonight so rook Jerry Jeudy and second-year te Noah Fant might have to do some heavy lifting-a sign of things to come? [looks at wr backups] Tim Patrick? Diontae Spencer? DeaSean Hamilton? Wow, your depth chart might be as skinny as the Giants! The Von Miller-less D has to somehow stay away from third and short situations because the Titans (using you-know-who) were the best in the league there once Tannyfanny became the starter.
Enough of my barking-it’s you guys that make the site the delightful place that it is. Do that thing you do.
Still no power in Big Bear. They claim it will be back on by 8:30 and that it wasn’t caused by the gender reveal fire. We shall see… but hey the Steelers won!
At least you still have internet access! Hope the power comes back before your battery dies 🙁
Hope the power comes back soon.
There is some Fant action right there Horatio!
Played basketball!
Stars tie it up after being down by a pair; more PROOF that you never want to be up by two goals in hockey
The Postmates fan cam thing is terrible
I assume people volunteer to be on it, which really makes me wonder what kind of a person would do such a thing
I can’t honestly think of any scenario for the rest of my life where I would stand for the anthem.
Kern Time woo!
/kickschair
Sloppy start, but nice recovery!
Delay of game in an empty stadium.
I don’t see why this guy can’t lead the Dolphins to 0-16 this season.
The only Denver I support:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuO5PCgaaTM
What other industry is made up entirely of private corporations that kick off the workday with a tribute to the country where those corporations are based? It’s just pro sports in the US and a bunch of factories in communist countries, isn’t it?
I’ve never thought about it like that, but you’re probably right
The CFL plays the national anthem too, but I think that’s probably just because the NFL does it.
Is it true that teams never even used to be out for the anthem til the govt started paying them as part of their Salute to Fake Patriotism? I read it on a meme so I’m not as committed to the fact as, say, Republicans are to child rapists.
mid-2000s is what I think I read, about when they started playing the anthem before every game.
I’ve heard that too, but my source is the ‘offhand mention’ which is about as reliable as a random meme
Private schools that still recite the pledge?
Ok. Putting that kick “in the air” is a bit of a stretch there…
Instead of anthem, I would have played the video for Public Enemy’s “Bruthas Gonna Work It Out”
Is 10 Pts from AJ Brown too much to ask for Gamblor?
Nowhere near enough. MOAR POINTS
we need like 20+
If I can get your support for 10 points for Noah Fant, I will throw my support for 10 points from AJ Brown.
Done!
So…Donks the only franchise I noticed with a white devil anthem singer.
Does Denver have actual fans?
Looks like it, I know there were 5 teams that were considering it
I’m not real, do not count.
You vary well may be a morphine/codine/demerol induced apparition
Fun fact, when I fucked up my leg, I was on a combination of that at once.
LUCKY!!!
Lindsay. Standing.
I prefer Linsday Stirling.
Worth repeatin’: the ESPN Deportes crew is great. Fun Fact! They call the QB pocket “bolsa” (“bag” en español). Methinks the right side of the TEN OL will suffocate Tannehill.
Know what they call Intentional Grounding in Mexico? Royale Grounding.
In Mexico for every flag the whole bar would yell CASTIGO! Was hilarious and never got old…
That would have been such a great name for BLEERGH.
Please be a shootout.
-Somebody’s Huckleberry
Assuming the Tits have one sentient CB, I put the Donks o/u at 2.5
Maria Taylor is yum.
That is all.
padres vs dodgers
gooooo PADRES!
yay baseball
That suitcase asked wonderful questions.
I missed much of the game because I took a nap.
Why do these announcers also sound like they need a nap?
You should have been listening to the Yinzer radio broadcast. All of them have clearly been drunk since noon.
Huge believer in Slayton and Ridley.*
*does not start them in Hippo’s league
Psst, he still won by like 50
Hey, you still have Jury Judy.
Oh, I was fucking god awful in Hippo lge this week. A fool and his money has parted.
No fucking way am I staying up late on eastern time for this. #old
I took a nap so I could make it through this late-night Donks-icide
Oh yeah, its a Hippo Don T derby!
There may even be a very loosely defined shame bet element….
More strippers?
I am aware, I had to ship a bottle of rye to San Juan!
#TeamDonT
Horse Cock Lock time!!!!
Anyone else have their 10p coffee a brewin?
Nicotine gum. Pairs well with whisky.
That’s just CLASS right there.
Just gearing up for my pre-sleep purging session
Vodka is properly frozen.
/tBWS nods in approval while toasting with Jimi Hendrix
If by coffee you mean rye…
Its homemade hot wings time here on the Best Coast. Goes well with 200 AQI air
Please, may I have another interception?
Pretty easy to identify the last year there was one good team in the NFC East, but can anyone remember the last time there were 2?
Too soon? Dying over here.
Next head coach of the NY Jets Jason Garrett.
“Its just the Giants. The Steelers aren’t back. Its just the Giants. The Steelers aren’t back. Its just the Giants. The Steelers aren’t back. Its just the Giants. The Steelers aren’t back.”
BTW in iceball, 1-0 Ice Raiders after 2. It would be nice if I could read!
Ice NgCp need to stand down and let us get a game 6 at least.
Football Team is going to be leading the NFC East.
Madden NFL 20 Video Game Update: Murderdeathkilling the 2019 Tom Brady-led Patriots just isn’t fun when you’re a Dolphin. That’s right, being a Miami Dolphin takes the fun out of everything.
Since I wasn’t paying attention… how in the fuck do you end a 19-play drive with a pick?
Giants gonna Giant.
Hilariously!
Eli probably snorted his chocolate milk through his nose on that one.
Daniel Dimes is the heir apparent to King Laserface.
Living out West.
Don’t forget the “San Francisco Cough,” popular in places that don’t use handkerchiefs
So it appears I need a big night from Tennessee. PRAY TO GAMBLOR
And you want to be my latex salesman.
Rust equals amyloid plaques
Totally late and totally not related to the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idtYckLIZnI&feature=youtu.be
/pours bong water, pinky out
Hmmm, surely they won’t run the shallow cross yet again this play? LET’S BACK OFF!!
Big Snell run here?
I did pick up Snell in DFO League this afternoon. Because I could only cut Vikes’ D for someone whose team ain’t played
Stupid commissioner in my FFL didn’t set a weekly waiver time or order, so now its a complete shit show.
Real happy I didn’t take Connor in any league, he seems a bit injury prone.
plus a real cancer imo
Insert TWBS red head kid gif.
Ligaments like Charleston Chews.
Giants punt.
/Gregg Easterbrook takes out notebook
//“Write trenchant creative freedom essay re ‘Cuties’ “
This Danny Dimes, I call March of Dimes as he is about as mobile as a polio victim.
I am impressed you were able to find this so quickly.
The Onion is Scripture ??