It’s important in life to have an understanding of your place in the world. Right now, my home province of British Columbia is having an election. The current premier, John Horgan
decided that, with his approval ranking of 70% versus other Canadian premiers, he would break the fixed-date election law & impose an election for October 24th. The popular thinking is that he knows he’ll never be more popular, and that to help pay for the social programs he wants to institute he needs a fresh four-year mandate so he can force them in without fear of an enraged populace.
Because he’s a socialist – a real one, not a “The Democrats are socialists!” one – one of the key policies his party is proposing is a tax on the profits from real estate sales. Now, this doesn’t sound too controversial; after all, both sides of the border have estate/inheritance taxes, where you lose a chunk of that windfall when someone rich dies & leaves you something. But because most houses in BC are wildly overprices, many folks were/are planning to use that speculated largesse as their main retirement savings, selling that off before moving into the seniors complex.
That should drive voters into the arms of the more-conservative opposition Liberals, but they are led by uncle-who-gives-you-socks Andrew Wilkinson
who seems like the kind of guy who blames you for getting the ‘rona while telling you the vaccine will go to someone not as stupid as you.
There is also a Green Party, but they now have almost no support because they made a deal to prop-up the NDP minority government & make John Horgan premier. As such, they are being blamed equally for this unnecessary election & failed the purity test most eco-sensitive voters use to decide how to waste cast their vote.
We are having this election because a guy who wants to start doing some draconian things needs a full four years to be able to do it, and wants his supporters to brave the apocalypse to give it to him. He’s hoping they know their role, if not their place.
The one benefit is that, unlike the perennial election cycles Americans seem to be trapped in, this will be over in four or five weeks, and then I’ll go back to whining about my arm & trying not to catch anything from my students. Given the current vaccination rates, I expect to have some polio-measles variant by Christmas.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Tampa Bay vs. Dallas – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC / Sportsnet
- Game 5 – Bolts lead 3-1.
- Speaking of knowing your place, this game is the second of a Cup Finals back-to-back, because NBC didn’t want to move – or risk the ratings loss of – Sunday Night Football.
- “The NHL on NBC – not as important as football; barely more important than the Kentucky Derby”
- Tampa Bay vs. Dallas – 8:00PM | NBC / CBC / Sportsnet
- NBA:
- Lakers vs. Nuggets – 9:00PM | TNT / TSN
- Game 5 – Lakers lead 3-1
- Lakers vs. Nuggets – 9:00PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Orioles at Blue Jays – 6:30PM | Sportsnet1
- Phillies at Rays OR Brewers at Cardinals – 7:00PM | FOX
- Reds at Twins – 7:00PM | FS1
- Angels at Dodgers – 9:00PM | Sportsnet360
- NCAA:
- Alabama at Missouri – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Florida State at Miami – 7:30PM | ABC
- Kansas at Baylor – 7:30PM | ESPNU
- COVID-permitting
- Troy at BYU – 10:15PM | ESPN / TSN2
- Fútbol:
- Liga MX:
- Pumas UNAM vs. Los Rayos Necaxa – 7:30PM | UNI
- Monterrey vs. Tigres UANL – 10:00PM | FS1
- Liga MX:
- Fisticuffs:
- UFC 253 Prelims:
- Adesanya vs. Costa: From Abu Dhabi – 6:30PM | ESPN2 / TSN5
- UFC 253 Prelims:
- Left turns:
- NASCAR XFINITY Series
- Las Vegas 300 – 7:30PM | NBCSN / TSN3
- NASCAR XFINITY Series
Get some sleep – tomorrow’s gonna be a long (commenting) day.
I’ve always loved beerguyrob’s writing of everything, particularly history. He’s the most solid, interesting, and entertaining writer on this site (IMO) but all the others are very good as well. beerguy’s Canadian political analysis is quite interesting. I’d like to hear more updates on the BC election!
British Columbia is fascinating to me because not only do all their activities need to be approved by everyone in Toronto, and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, but also by the Chinese Politburo in Beijing. And of course if the United States doesn’t like it for whatever goofy hick reason it ain’t happening anyway. You wonder why they even vote.
I think I can vote in BC in October! I might be able to. Of course I’m voting in the real election in November so I won’t feel too bad if I can’t.
You beautiful bastard.
MORE HOCKEY!
On Monday? Night?
FFS Bettman. You deserve all the boos you get.
His ‘Southern Strategy’ is really paying off, in that the Stanley Cup champ will definitely come from one of two southern cities, neither of which is paying any attention because Cowboys/Buccaneers/Tawwwwwwwwwwmy
And we have a Game 6.
Dallas winner!!
I’m listening to the Saturday Night Safety Dance on First Wave while watching the hockey game and Billy Idol just came on (Eyes without a Face, btw) and I still don’t understand the deep-seated hatred some of the DFOers have for him…
#StopStirringShit 😀
The ghost of tWBS must have possessed me for a second. BTW, did he ever give you his opinion on Billy Idol, by any chance? I’m sure that will definitely solve the dilemma/controversy.
If you were in to punk in the 80’s, and I was, Billy Idol passing himself off as punk because he’d dyed his hair and spiked it, and nothing else, would piss you off endlessly.
I’m pretty sure no one thought Billy Idol was punk.
I think his first band Generation X was pretty punk, but he left that all behind when he went solo.
Agreed. It’s similar to Adam Ant. When he became a solo act, his songs were more melodic and poppy.
No punks did, but plenty of people in my high school did. There is, of course, the distinct possibility that most of the people in my high school were morons.
Including me.
In many important ways, most people under 25 are morons. This is a universal and ongoing truth, going back to the days of the Sumerians.
As yes, the famous forefathers of Pat Summerall.
Pat Summerall undoubtedly thought that Billy Idol was punk. And he was keeping his eye on that Prince character as well.
Summerall was way too much of a drunk to pay attention to any of that shit.
This is a damn good Sumerian joke.
His bad boy affection was only a little more contrived and silly as “true punk” fans that self-righteously deemed who was legitimate punk and who was not, this is true for most genre fans of any sort. The love of self-legitimizing by hating a supposed pretender certainly helps with that tribalistic glow of belonging by excluding.
His music was all pop, soft pop, no one thought he was a fucking punk, that is fucking ridiculous.
Maybe that’s completely true; christian evangelicals and mormons may have thought so.
I don’t necessarily hate him, but I usually change the station when First Wave or 80s on 8 plays one of his songs. Although I will usually stay with Eyes w/o A Face.
He and those who wrote for him were fairly good and making hooks for pop songs. With White Wedding they are immortal.
Holy shit that guy hit the boards at about 50 mph
I fact-checked this. ✔️✔️✔️
No wonder orange hitler hates the nba, these team show a lot of respect to one another.
Well, that and they’re mostly black.
Double OT!
Fuck and yes.
I want to be eating breakfast tomorrow when the winning goal is scored.
That is why I love the Stanley Cup Finals. The potential of spending five hours in front of the TV in anticipation is amazing.
Let’s play game 7 tonight/tomorrow morning!
That’s a horrendous icing call, and if Dallas loses in the next few seconds I wouldn’t blame any of their players for attacking the refs.
Benn has to put that shot on net.
Do they go to a shootout after the overtime period?
Of course not. As many overtimes as needed to get a goal.
AS GOD INTENDED!!!
It’s been 940 years since the last Stanley Cup Final, in my defense! Hey, it’s my 60th birthday. Everybody drink!
Wayyyyyy ahead of you, but Happy Birthday nonetheless.
Happy Birthday!!!
As you command!
Happy Birthday!!
I anticipated the command, starting about 12 hours ago. Happy birfday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to with this Rumchata I just opened.
Dear God, no. This isn’t soccer: in play-off hockey you play until someone scores a goal.
last funny:
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/frog-and-toad-tentatively-go-outside-after-months-in-self-quarantine
I’m just here for the OT potentially clinching the Stanley Cup game.
As you all should be.
If Tampa Bay wins, which I hope they don’t, I really hope the NHL respects the fans enough to pipe in some ear-shattering boos when Rat-Boy Bettman presents the Cup.
Agreed, I want to know if theyre gonna pipe in Boos
Piped in booze is more of a Jim Irsay thing.
Well, maybe…. I guess he has a straw to pipe in the other items.
Then they’ll come home to a ticker tape parade and Tampa Bay will ask when Brady will bring them a parade?
I’m watching now…
South Cakalaky coach cost his team 15 seconds, calling timeout after a Vols first down. That should be a fireable offense
bow wow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiweW6AF6eg
I’ve had a decent amount of beer tonight, so time for bourbon
Solid idea. I’m finishing a bottle of pinot noir and will jump into the bourbon afterwards.
Yes, because “beer before liquor, never sicker” is a libtard conspiracy theory for pussies and has no basis in actual fact.
Serious question FOAR the class – why has nobody GOOD ever hired Mike Leach?
He’s a rebel
Because they want to stay good.
Greetings folks. I’m dead ass tired but the goddamn fish tank has been moved to the new place. I’ve moved it a bunch of times over 20 plus years and it’s a fucking project. But the fishies are now moved. Granted they’re in a 5 gallon bucket tonight and we’ll see who survived tomorrow. We’re almost out of here.
Give me a gatdamn drink!
What makes a man a fish person?
I feel ready for a new hobby but don’t care for effort.
you sound like a CAT PERSON (WOO)!
/have you considered Footy Manager??
I think it came from one night while tripping on LSD and I went to a place that had an amazing fish tank. This was probably 1984? I’ve owned a tank ever since. Start with fresh water and a community tank. Angels, neons, catfish etc and go from there. I’ve got a 40 gallon show tank with angels and neons now and it’s amazing. They’re my only pets since my kitty died about 10 years ago. I love it.
So you get a male gigalo to clean it?
I guess that makes me a male gigalo.
If you have a busy catfish to clean the bottom of the tank and a good sized plecostomus to clean the inner glass there’s really not much cleaning required.
We had two 55-longs side by side atop a custom bookcase we built. 8 feet of aquarium, and to make it stupider, we did salt water. 15 years. God was that a lot of work and heartbreak; tales of that could make it’s own post here.
I’d like to hear the details Z
Lordy, I’d have to dredge up some memories that I have suppressed for decades. Will dwell on it and maybe cough up a fish-flavored hairball here at some point. Really haven’t thought about the experience in 30 years…
I’ve never done salt water. We had a bunch of cichlids for awhile. Convicts to be specific and it’s a lot more aggressive. We fed them live guppies and it was like a swarm of piranhas. Total gore fest.
I’ve got a real knack for angels. I’ve had some grow to be over 7″ fin to fin. They can also live for 5-6 years with proper care and feeding.
I’ve never done salt water.
Don’t. Ever.
The fish are insanely expensive. I have a fun story about my other brother who got drunk and decided to fuck around with his 2 lionfish with his hand in the tank.
Hospitalization was involved.
The fish also have a high mortality rate to go along with their high price. Although I had a good relationship with the pet store owner, so got credit for early deaths for the most part.
Cool thing: I’ve mentioned that my new place is about a block away from the first place I lived when I moved to LA. Back then we had an amazing fish store with great employees and we bonded with them. It’s still there! Almost 30 years later and it’s still walking distance from home. I’m jazzed.
That’s very cool. The store from which we got all our eqpt and fish belonged to my weed dealer. Not sure how it’s going for them, it’s been over 30 years since we got rid of it all.
We fed them live guppies and it was like a swarm of piranhas. Total gore fest.
Early on, after having to dash comets on the floor to stun or kill them so we could stuff them into the maws of the anenomes, we decided that if you had to kill another creature to feed a “pet,” it was absolutely not worth doing.
I like this thought a lot. I’m community tank from here on out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=dtoH-yPwZKE&feature=emb_logo
Huh. So HBO Max has South Park too. I can’t wait until it’s just HBO Max vs. Disney+ vs Hulu, with Netflix releasing terrible original knock-offs of all the real shows and Amazon Prime left with only a Dinesh D’Souza channel.
POLITICAL INSIDER UPDATE!
The ABC/WaPo poll coming out soon will have Biden up 54/44 in the head-to-head. Dig it.
That’s just close enough for the SCOTUS to overturn the election results….
Is it just me or is it real leaving to see proud boys turn out and you really they really are just a collection of dumbfuck backwater hicks living in a fantasy world with absolutely no capability of doing anything more than their same old brand of white trash sporadic violence centered around cracking their bitches and jerking each other off to “Courtesy of the Red White and Blue”, a song my team leader listened to nonstop when I was in Afghanistan 16 fucking years ago?
Probably just me.
They seem to think that people want to be like them. When the truth is that they are bigger losers than the nerdiest nerds to ever nerd.
I mean that sincerely though. Not that it changes any votes but, as their trolling continues, who amongst them is Kevin from Minions? None of them. They are all much weaker than Kevin — specifically in that their fallen hero is a loser 17 year old with fuckheads for parents who never gave the shit a chance.
Thinking I might fuck around and rewatch the Spawn animated series. I’m betting it doesn’t hold up from when I was 14.
That’s okay, neither does your penis.
Along the lines of a tree falling in the woods, if Tampa Bay winning a Stanley Cup in Edmonton with no one around actually count?
While I consider the Flyers-Lightning 2004 series to be maybe my favorite playoff series of all time, the result bothered me not because the Flyers lost, but because they made it a point to interview everyone in Tampa to prove that no one knew who the fuck the Lightning were.
The House with Will Farrell on Hulu is pretty good. That guy with the big beard is pretty funny when he keeps the energy down.
NC State just got a taunting JV BLEERGH. On a made FG. That cut the halftime margin to 31-10. Against an opponent down 23 players, on 3rd string QB.
Flipped on the LSU game and saw the space crowd.
Not exactly the energy worth building to get a taunting penalty.
I mean, I’m sure it’s not their fault or whatever but a lot of proud boys sure seem to be both fat and not interested in sharing their identities.
The Proud Boys are neither proud nor boys. Discuss.
They’re definitely boys
Poor little snowflakes.
https://twitter.com/biden4pres/status/1309992263741632512?s=19
See? I’m excited to have a president I don’t have an attachment to. Do your fucking job old man; I ain’t cutting you slack just cuz you’re 96.
Looking like Florida State doesn’t have to worry about losing this on a missed field goal.
Watching “Star Trek: Lower Decks” and its pretty funny. Was expecting it to be more serious.
Where?
The couch.
Brie is doing a fine job of working up the pervs on YouTube.
Couch. Its on crave up in the Canada. Not sure for the US
This country is fucked
We’ll be fine once Supreme Court Justice Handmaid gets seated.
I dunno. I’ve never claimed to be all that close to god whereas these “crazies” claim he lives through them and everything seems to be going their way so, I dunno, maybe god does hate gays and climate change is bs.
Miami ejection for too many unsprotsmanlike penalties. The U is back, baby!
Also, NASCAR is tomorrow. But no one cares, so please don’t correct it.
Just got back from Rite-Aid, where I was poked.
Lemme splain. Nothing sexual. Flu shot PLUS shingles shot PART ONE.
Then I blew a drifter in the parking lot. No poking.
GET A FLU SHOT. IT’S FREE MAYBE.
The lack of “free at the office” vaccine programs this year could very easily lead to a horrific flu season.
You’re right sadly, because I am lazy and this took zero effort.
At most maybe 5 minutes. Still, MAH WORK GITS ME MAH SHOTS.
I went to the doctor last week and got mines.
I got mine at the office. So I guess it depends, but I’m not exactly sympathetic to the work from home people.
“….blew a drifter in the parking lot…”
Best keep an eye out for Scotchy in your area.
He was watching from 20 feet away and took care of the drifter afterwards.
We have an understanding.
I mean practice makes perfect.
I highly endorse the shingles shot. I got shingles (pre-vax by like a year or two). Unsurprisingly, it fucking sucked.
OK, watching NC State/VPI on the ACC Network…and just saw a DSCC ad against Joni Ernst. You know, in FUCKING IOWA.
Have to play to the YUGE Virginia Tech alumni in Sioux City.
Watching ESPN en Espanol and all the commercials are for some kind of el futbol. MIXED MESSAGES GUYS.
Also, Grat – I 100% advocate immersing yourself in JV ball. Anything to take one’s mind off the state of the world.
VPI apparently has a metric fuckton of #NuAIDS going on.
It is still not enough to make the Wolven Sort look competent.
Ghost of Richard McBeef smiles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=6&v=7ZoQEVNDzsM&feature=emb_logo
I wonder if it’s worth becoming a fan of college sports to have one more day a week where I’m not doomscrolling. It’s reached the point where even local news is poison. Makes NCAA’s pseudo-slavery relatively less stomach turning.
It’s also really weird watching The Discourse vis-a-vis Catholicism, with a majority Catholic SCOTUS already, and a Wilmington Catholic (you’d think this would be more novel having been one myself) that seems to have ash on his forehead every time I watch him as the kind-of-sort-of front-runner depending on how much he’s been allowed to speak this week. “But she’s one of the crazy ones!” Look, the Catholic church is wacky as fuck on its best day. Do I have the time or patience or diligence to start commenting on the psychotic Q crowd applauding a fundamentalist member of an organization globally famous for playing 3 card monte with pedophiles? No, but I’m sure I will when I get angry enough. For now, I’m just going to smash my face into a table as I read through her history of grinding the working class into a fine powder for the benefit of shareholders. It’s hard to imagine a timeline where this doesn’t happen the way they want it to, and the best case scenario right now is 30 years of fundamentalist theocratic policies being rubber stamped so long as they disproportionately benefit the wealthy and powerful. (some debate to be had about how far we were from that last Thursday) Dems fuck this up (which feels like a coin toss) and shit’s gonna get incredibly dark.
Our entire Democracy depends on mummified Diamond Joe. It is indeed goddamned terrifying.
I gave him an 80/20 shot before this SCOTUS thing happened. Now, it’s 60/40. Fires up the endtimes crowd like nothing else.
Nah, still 80/20 and mebbe moreso. Dingus is HISTORICALLY loathed.
My new crazy worry is that Diamond Joe drops dead. Maybe the Kremlin gets to him.
Always a concern because old, but nah. And Vladdy doesn’t do that kind of thing on this side of the pond.
Because of COVID, Notre Dame is going to play seven games, and somehow win the national championship.
It’s 2020, so why not?
I can’t think of a university more fitting to win a national championship that could only be won by the team with the least regard for human life.
found a funny:
interviewer: how is your focus
me: no
interviewer: no what
me: no thank you
The important thing is that the people who believe in american exceptionalism also don’t believe all Americans should be able to vote.
Touchdown game. I’ll take it right now.
Miss St. player who causes a turnover gets “the dog collar” as a reward. Somewhere a former Va Tech QB gets an erection and he doesn’t know why.
Holy poop on a stick, this deserves a banner.
“Miss State with a dog collar” just got converted to a Balls search.
It’s fine.
Time for a drink.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=mia3Bk5lYWk&feature=emb_logo
He should put on the special sunglasses to make sure.
FYI, in case. Fantastic terrible movie.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093171/
Yep. I think I rented the VHS from Kroger around 30 years ago, shortly before HEB ran them (and Albertson’s) out of town on a rail.
I wonder if Joliet Jake has any Roddy Piper anecdotes he could share with us.
The better joke would be to keep all the text and b&w images but leave her unchanged.
Ok, we’ve had our fun and games, Cananda, but what is this? Are we gonna have to come up there and
napalm your childrenteach you a lesson?“Don’t make me stop this car!!”
KJ Costello getting the play call from the sideline: “But who is the X receiver!?”