So, last week I tried a new thing and I think I liked it. It also solves two problems for me at one time. Let me explain.
Some readers access the site from their work computers. God knows why they would risk their jobs like that, but I’m not here to judge. Since this country is highly hypocritical, any sign of gigantic asses, a thinly-covered nipple, or any kind of near-nudity is highly frowned upon.
So, they can’t read my Eventual Balls posts until later that evening.
The other problem I have is that Tik Tok is now sorta-banned and the Twitter account that I use for soccer girl pics has made it much more difficult to link to their pictures and I’m pretty damn lazy to go looking up pictures of hot chicks
Enter the pictures of hot chicks that you, our loyal readers, submit on a weekly basis!
My thought is that Eventual Balls Thoughts can be the showcase for the best comments made during the week while Sexy Friday can be the showcase for the best pics posted during the week. How does that sound?
I’ll also be continuing to showcase awesome songs like before. At the very beginning of this here site, we posted many puzzle posts. I do enjoy putting together groups of songs based on a hidden theme, so I will continue to do that. Consider it as a pseudo-replacement for Request Line except I won’t reveal the hidden theme until the following Eventual Balls Thoughts post.
To paraphrase Dave Attell, did everyone get it that’s going to get it?
Ok, let’s move along. I will also be posting my thoughts on the previous night’s Thursday Night Football shitfest.
As for last night’s game,
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you hints. I’ll give up to three hints.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
Jamin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2V9SwKXWoM
This meme is way underrated.
That looks like Filipino technique!
Technique?
Look at the cock on Ewan.
/ found a funny
Looks like Ruth Bader Ginsburg pleaded her first case before God. And won.
That’s kinda funny.
Today is Lil’er WCS’s third birthday. This is an interesting present.
Tell him Happy Birthday from Moose – The End is Well Nigh and enjoy the “WTF are you talking about?” look, please.
*her, but, I will
[edit to gender neutral term of affection.]
Tell him Happy Birthday from Mayo.
Low sandwich blow.
Thanks, and I will.
It’s not OK to focus on Trump’s death. Permanent incapacitation is also fun.
That’s what I’m rooting for!
Happy Friday!
Feet first.
YES YES YES!!!!
PADRES scored a run
Go baseball! yay padres!
I’m all aboard the Slam Diego bandwagon.
Been a day filled with thoughts about things you hate to see and prayers regarding parodies
I have thoughts and prayers for memes and parodies.
Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers
Nice!
found a funny:
Imagine being born next June & finding out you’re a trump-tested-positive baby
Happy birthday Corrie!
Oh that’s good.
GO PADRES
To share with your “Latinos for Trump” acquaintances
Thankfully I am not acquainted with the president of the proud boys
Africa for Trump ready to Stand down and Standby
Should add the tosser tossing paper towels.
There’s nothing sexier than a sociopath getting done unto as he did to others. https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1312183105881423873
This is also satisfying:
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1312177363392708608
How much would *YOU* pay to breathe in virus that’s been in Trump?
Not quite that.
#BFIB
Songs all mention the sea/ocean.
THAT IT MANG?
Ding ding ding ding!!!
Once I learned about her, I realized Betty Gilpin would be the perfect Captain Marvel, but whatever. I’m too old to give a shit and Brie Larson is still fine.
I’ll always remember Donald Trump for wanting Richie Incognito for MVP…
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2017/01/12/mvp-a-conversation/
R.I.Hell, D.
A minor noble. Duchess, I guess?
I don’t know about you but I can’t get enough of watching Trump walk to and from a helicopter.
Never has it been more true that Trump is a weak man’s idea of a strong man.
We will begin with the Queen.
To paraphrase Dave Attell, did everyone get it that’s going to get it?
SO great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTc3PWbMvHY&ab_channel=Grossmobile
It’s Friday! Friday!
Not sure how they ran but they walked like Egyptians.
I’m watching Newsmax TV, which I wasn’t really aware I had, showing a group of maybe seven Trumpers with signs and a flag outside Walter Reed. The police showed up and told them to leave. This was on live TV.
What do they have in common? None of them are ABC. Anyway, here’s “Be Near Me”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhAgQMqVxiE&ab_channel=ABCVEVO
Watching the right-wing media try to justify how it’s actually good Trump has COVID is almost as fun as a good football game.