But yeah, something’s got a sick sense of humour. Everything was lining up so well for Dak. He was gonna get some big money no matter how things shook out. Now? Maybe a one year ‘prove it’ deal. That ain’t right, that ain’t right at all. I read a word fart about Dak being “the future” but the Cowboys’ actions speak volumes.
Fallout:
-Speaking of ‘goners’, look for A.J. Green to be traded or released. One catch for three yards and a pathetic attempt at 1) batting down a potential interception and 2) making a tackle on said intercept. Redshirt probably doesn’t want to hear this but Cincy was smart as hell going after Tee Higgins. Sometimes a plan comes together…
-I laughed out loud hearing that Dan Quinn was replaced by DC Raheem Norris, the guy who was at the center of, oh, 70-75% of the Falcons problems. He’ll bring all the wisdom gained during his 17-31 run with Tampa to bear on the team. I’m not ruling out a one or two game bump though.
-Chase Claypool-his hometown is Abbotsford, British Columbia, as CBC was so proud to point out this morning-had himself a day for the ages. Did I mention something about rook wr’s getting up to speed recently? I love being right because it makes up for the 90% of times when I’m wrong.
-Daniel Jones is looking like David Carr these days. Remember that guy who never had a chance to develop (despite having skills) because his O-line caused him to be beaten to a pulp?
TO THE GAME!
Chargers/Saints:
-Mikey Thomas was ruled out yesterday(?). The reason being that he got into a fracas (this word is not used enough) with safety C.J. who care about his last name?
-Justin Herbert is the new ‘fuck it, I’m going long’ guy. Last week he had two scores of 72 and 53 yards. He’s tied for 2nd in TD’s over 20 yards (that’s throws over 20 yards, not a dink pass for 5 that ended up as a long score) despite being 25th in pass attempts.
-Now starring in the Halloween special, “The RB That Just Won’t Go Away” is Kalen Ballage, who was just signed to the Chargers practice squad. Folks complain about shitty coaches being recycled all the time-what about K.B.? And yes, I have no idea why I’m following his career so closely.
-Hunter Henry might just do something tonight (my fantasy brain hopes). When the Saints lost to the Raiders they gave up 15 catches, 142 yards and a score to that spot.
Let’s do this!
I have a feeling these Frikos Fuegos Balls sent me are going to be an adventure tomorrow morning. Jesus Hubert Christ they are deliciously spicy.
You enjoy them twice!
When. you’re the youngest, shit like this happens. No worries. He’s fine.
The bubbles will stop the bruising!
Clearly, he’s got head protection.
Where are you shipping him?
My parents are moving and he came tear assing out of the living last night with this wrapped around his head. Fucking child is raising himself. Completely feral.
I love you Jake, but I’m pretty sure this is a Kartrashian-free zone.
All this fast food breakfast crap just reminds me I should be going to Biscuitville more often. Fuck, their sausage biscuits are good.
Never even knew of this place .. and their founder just died last month.
God damn, now I’m hungry for a sausage biscuit.
American biscuits >> English biscuits, aka dry cookies for dipping in tea
Most English food is inferior. They just took everyone else’s food and re-exported it..
They can do quality dairy, ale, and short-crust pastry. That’s about it
Baker Has Tiny Hands
He could successfully play patty-cake with the orange one!
Dude Where’s My Wide Receiver? Staring Justin Herbert.
Update, my new most hated team is the Browns. Mayfield is a jizz filled douchebag an OBLOWJ eats it raw. Fuck ’em.
Congrats to the Browns for being good enough to be hateable!
I’m going to alert them about this honor and invite them to the awards dinner. Then lock the doors and napalm the fucks.
A real Brown Wedding.
The problem with Cleveland is that if you napalm the city, it’s actually an upgrade.
Can you do that to Republican Senators? I’ll chip in for the napalm!
Starting Justin Herbert looks like a real Gary Kubiak of genius on my part.
/goes directly to hell, does not collect $200
+1 drooping facial features
He is without doubt much better and less stupid than I thought.
But he is still just frightfully visually unpleasant.
Is this game flow good for those of us fading Kamala?
No, Other Hippo. It sure ain’t!
Whoever needed Keenan Allen to score twice down below can’t be too happy after that sideline shot.
That would be me, and no. The one helps, need Diggs to perform tomorrow.
NFL table play was on someone’s bingo card.
“So hitting the plant leg is roughing the kicker, but what if you put your hands under his butt and just bridal carry him before slamming him to the ground and yelling ‘WHOOOOO?!!”
You become the NWA heavyweight champion, of course.
But that’s from when he became WWF champion with a tear in his eye
PRAISE BLEERGH
FROM WHOM ALL PENALTIES FLOW!
found a funny:
the supreme court is just a regular court with tomato and sour cream
I’m going to have to save some of these for a future Sexy Friday. Damn good work!
And you do it well.
At least Dak! Is high. As. Fuck.
he gettin those “Special” Coach Pills
Dak Prescott is absolutely whacked out of his mind in that picture his brother posted.
Oh yeah he is. When I snapped my leg in half, I got a morphine, codeine & Demerol cocktail
Oh sure, but you won’t post that recipe!
That week of my life is gone. Zero recollection.
Stop, I am drooling enough already.
Hippo is already planning a midnight raid into DAK!’s hospital room, just after the nightly dosage shows up for injection.
I liked how their boobs touch but the paint doesn’t smudge.
Take Your Daughter To Work Day at Capt. Humpy’s Shitty Strip Bar?
Anyone elses Yahoo game channel have the system saying folk have more guys playing than reality. For instance I am playing Sharkbait and it says he has 3 players left and I have 2. This is not the case. It is like that for every matchup. Very odd.
Most melting down fanbase this week may be the Niners.
I’ve always been secretly jealous of my friends powder blue Drew Brees Chargers jersey
But he will NEVAR know the simple joy of…
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!
Greeting Kommentarians. Why is a shot of OMD being used with a Depeche Mode song quote?
It’s a SEEEEEECRET!
I still don’t understand the fascination with Taysom Hill. His existence, much like the over-abundance of Catholics on the Supreme Court, seems to be just to excite white people enough to forget that their “team” will never amount to anything in the long run.
Chris Streveler in Arizona is better at that position if he was given the chance.
Go BoUmbers!
Free Strevy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Holds his dog’s paw when cars/other dogs pass by I’m –
That’s a good old dog.
Black Lab lives matter
Mom?
We both have that T-shirt; they get far less use in meetings than we’d like them to.
She looks like my ex and I don’t mean that as a compliment
Whatever happened to that ‘”fuck da eagles” girl?
Some lucky man married that girl…
Maybe in the foliage in the background.
I’m thinking that the Chargers doctor stabbed Tyrod Taylor on purpose.
The things people do to win at fantasy football.
What, like those nurses that ‘mercy kill’ their patients?
Busy work day today, so I’m finishing up some data-sciencing (mostly running previously written queries and R code then copying the results to a pretty spreadsheet) while watching the game. I should probably still grab a glass of wine though, this is not work that requires thinky-thinky
I second the wine idea.
Go wine go!
She’s like a sexy Justin Herbert
Don’t think I’ve ever drafted/purchased Mr. Allen, because what the fuck kind of name is “Keenan?”
“They got names when you buy them?”
-J Richardson, Hellmouth NC
They had to put Black Lives Matter on the back of their helmets so that Joey Bosa wouldn’t be able to see it
Mr. Herbert, If you could toss a couple scores to Mr. Allen, that would be appreciated.
There you go.
Dear Coach PayPay – please get mad at Bitchin’ Kamara, and bench him too. Just for tonite should suffice.
Nobody needed to see those Fat Elvii.
“It feels like three days and three nights, doesn’t it?”
-J.H. Christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07vdtBMG4Kg
Holy?
Holy because son of god? Or holy because of the couple extra in the palms?
Hieronymous
Hootin’. And/or Hollerin’.
Herschel. Family name.
Hank
yew got that rite ,, our Lord and SavioUr ain’t having no pussy queer middle name smG-dh
God Bless You!
– Fellow 12 year old
The marking NEVER. FUCKING. ENDS. I want to set myself on fire. And this was the easy part of my class schedule this year. On Thursday I jump from doing one class at a time to two. Fucking Christ.
And since we’re all digital in assignment formats this year, I can’t just do the old “throw the stack of paper down the stairs and whichever lands the furthest away gets an A” trick. Even worse.
That sounds like a problem a few router reboots will solve.
I think that the positive covid tests are a false flag so CBS can show an NFL game on a Tuesday instead of a NCIS rerun.
HAI! ME TOO! ME TOO!
/does not know many things but wine.
Mr. Delhomme, you are doing The Lord’s Work.
I believe Mr. Herbert is the new “Fuck it, I’ve got the length, so I’m going DEEP!”
Sex Cannon 2: electric Boogaloo
AJ Green to P*ts in days.
Is Hue Jackson still coaching? He’s been known to overpay for disgruntled Bengals.
Pretty sure they tried that whole “disgruntled Bengals receiver” thing and it didn’t work out so well.
I love Chad Johnson, but Ochocinco on his best day isn’t worthy enough to lace AJ Green’s cleats on his worst.
Ochocinco quit practicing in 2005 when he starting to believe his own shit. Green practices like crazy, trying to better himself.
If AJ Green gets healthy, he’s going to go on a “F— You” Tour that I cannot fathom.
I think Grumblelord realizes that too.
That man is not stupid.
The state of emergency in Michigan is forcibly lifted as the weekly average cases hits early April levels, and the death cult is licking its chops. It sometimes feels like the courts exist solely to strip hope from our day to day lives.
RIP Joe Morgan. The engine of the Big Red Machine. If the Reds don’t get him, they don’t have a dynasty in the 1970s.
“Remember that guy who never had a chance to develop (despite having skills) because his O-line caused him to be beaten to a pulp?”
This is the most true evaluation of David’s career. He was meat behind that O-line. Later in his career, 2008 & 2009, when he was playing backup for the Giants, he had a much better success rate when put in games because he had some protection in front of him. After that, he pretty much rode the bench until retirement from the league.
He won a ring behind Eli, so there’s that.
I knew they should’ve redshirtted Burrow.
All good, Scotchnaut. After a lineman it was the next logical pick. Their passing game suffered the year before and it showed.
If AJ doesn’t go back to normal, you have a replacement ready to go.
If AJ returns to being AJ, you got three great WRs that will wreck havoc on secondaries for years to come.