I don’t know about you but I get all turgid and giddy when there’s the slightest change to the NFL schedule. Does it feel like practice for your Thanksgiving? I mean, we’ve got a great tilt (potentially) that dovetails right into the regular Monday Nighter. Plus with the teams that are involved there’s simply tons of fantasy scrums still in the balance. I myself need an ungodly amount of points from Tyreek to make my loss not seem quite as epic in one of my leagues.
TO THE GAME!
Chiefs/Bills:
-Newcomer rb Bell isn’t a go so this might be the last hurrah for CE-L. He was the shiny new thing way back in the first week but has since not done much of note. One would expect that being a feature back in this sort of dynamic offense would yield more than the pedestrian 3.6 ypc mark he carries like an albatross around his neck.
-Although he (much like Mahomes) came back to earth a little bit, Josh Allen’s stats are still so much better than last year’s. His ability to extend plays and break down defenses gives him some great numbers on passes over 20 yards-he’s 12-19 for 376 yards (a 31 yards average) with 3 TD’s and a 124.6 passer rating.
-Singletary got 23 touches last week! I guess myself and Hippo can stop whining for at least the time being. Look for more of that because the Chiefs can be run on and backup Yeldon is out of this one.
-The Bills had a rep for a stout D last year but this year despite talent on the d-line they’re having trouble generating pressure-PFR says they’re the 4th worst in the league.
-Your sneaky play this week? It could be Gabe Davis-he saw 9 targets last week, has 2 TD’s on the season and due to the presence of Diggs and Brown, he almost never sees a quality cb.
Enjoy these riches!
Wooooooooo Devin Singletary ended up .4 points shy of beating me
“Wish he was my dad”
–Adrian Peterson’s kid
Darkwing Duck not-a-pilot was a nice tribute to the past Darkwing Duck series with a few nods to the original DuckTales series and it even had a Bonkers cameo thrown in. But it did set up the characters if they do decide to do a spinoff but without it being a carbon copy of the original.
How was the game?
The answer might shock you! Details in the next post…
Sorry, Josh! Take the L and don’t show your face around here again.
Andy Reid looks like he wants to run through a brick wall
Yeah.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5n1fN8TGHs&ab_channel=AminaisCooking
Theres the interception
The Josh Allen that I know and love is back, baby!
“Nailed it!”
Blair Wa-Hey!-
/Horatio runs in and shoves Blair off his chair
“Nailed it!”
Horatio C.
Yep, Mike Pereirra, just sittin’ back in LA in a 3-piece suit, watching the game and toobin it.”
Touchdown Seahawks
Some pretty poor officiating. Seems they should know the rules.
Its bad when Troy and Joe get it right
Bradshaw, calling his own plays: “Franco, I’m probably gonna give it to you. Swannie, you and Stallworth go long, in case I change my mind. And shit, if this don’t work, the defense’ll just get us the ball back and we’ll something else!”
Red State Football
LOL Bow wow
https://www.theonion.com/trump-attempts-to-soften-image-before-election-by-adopt-1845371097
Your sense of humour interests me and I would like to subscribe to your podcast but I have a feeling it would be monotonous.
Why did he run out of bounds? UGH!
Twice!
Name checks out.
Josh Allen on the sidelines just praying for the defensive stop that will allow him to throw a backbreaking interception.
Dude thinks he’s Brett Favre. smh
He would if he thinks. Thinking makes u gay obvs
CAN’T WAIT
There it is!
Can you tell me next weeks winning power ball numbers too?
69420
Duh
Makes that look easy
Holy Turnover!
-A. Reid, not pleased for the first time
Womp womp
YES!
-L. Bell
Andy Dalton has a winning record to his name? It was literally above .500. I’m just in shock.
In the NFL? Or are they including his college and high school games?
They don’t count postseason
There’s a postseason?
Its raining in Buffalo
“I’ll take, ‘James Taylor songs that didn’t quite make it’, for $600, Alex”
A guy I knew in college would always refer to him as “James’ The Best Thing I Ever Wrote Was Sesame Street’ Taylor”, because his roommate loved Taylor and would play him all the time.
Touchdown, goyim Edelman.
I think we’ve gotten to the point in the pandemic where I need to rearrange my furniture to break the monotony of the days
I am legitimately looking forward to cleaning out my shed this week.
I am supposed to be in Mexico.
I am definitely going to get bombed on margaritas tonight.
I’m going to Mexico over Thanksgiving, and they will have to close the border to stop me.
Yeah, we suck.
Zymm, bored:
I bet Troy Aikman wishes he could remember making plays like that
Gritty-Down!
“I bless the rains down in Buffalo” — Toto, a top ten all time Canadian band playing bar gigs in Upstate New York
Thought that song was by SnoSno
https://www.tmz.com/2020/10/19/carole-baskin-comes-out-bisexual-tiger-king-big-cat-rescue-dwts/
In related news, her husband came out as “dead.”
Her husband came out of a tiger’s digestive system.
I thought her predilection for pussy was already established.
LOL
Walmart as the blended family friendly alternative to the monolithic fear factory Amazon. Bold strategy Cotton.
“Lucky kick” — B. Walsh
2020, everyone
ExxonMobil
@exxonmobil
We are aware of the President’s statement regarding a hypothetical call with our CEO…and just so we’re all clear, it never happened.
6:53 PM · Oct 19, 2020·Twitter Web App
Fortunately, we can all count on the unquestioned integrity of ExxonMobil.
Even Exxon wants to socially distance itself from Trump these days.
He has that stench. That “bigly losing super strongly” stench.
A hypothetical call never happened? No!
“Wink, wink.”
Nudge nudge
I feel like every 2 hours in 2020, I’m having to Google some random shit Trump did cuz otherwise I’m like wtf just happened?
Running like Tiny Earl Campbell.
Apparently Aikman and Buck criticized the opening flyover for being a waste of gas and too expensive, not knowing, or not caring, that their mics were not.
https://defector.com/joe-buck-troy-aikman-packers-buccaneers-fox-sports/
Dammit, don’t make me like them a little bit.
Broken cocks are right twice a day.
Awesome typo
That’s not a typo.
If Aikman is voting Biden, how many REAL TEXANS are crying in their Dallas Cowboys-branded mugs right now?
Bills are figuratively doing the table-dive.
Wow, the Bills as a collective may be dumber than Kelce.
Two word proof: Bill’s Mafia
Totally out of bounds bro
That was quite dumb.
Buffalo Wild Wings is missing a big opportunity, not having Josh Allen as their spokesman.
Would be a conflict of interest since he’s already pimpin Goya.
He is apparently a fan of the Bill-Bar: https://www.theringer.com/nfl/2020/10/19/21522303/josh-allen-time-to-believe-buffalo-bills-afc-east-nfl-2020
Is Buffalo Wild Wings even based in Buffalo?
No, the wings are made from buffalo. And love.
I’m just glad no one is trying to make mozzarella using milk from Bills players
This game may be boring, but I will stick with you all until its finish as it is my sworn duty.
(sees Poorly Disguised Darkwing Duck Pilot on Disney)
(runs out of DFO Clubhouse)
I’ll be back for the later game. Let me know who wins this snore fest!
I think our new code word for masturbating should be “toobin’.”
Like, “go away, toobin’!”
The similarity to ‘tubing’ will cause a lot of amusing confusion at water parks
That’s OK, water parks are never going to open again anyway.
Vaccine in the next week. — Trump, probably
“My chick walked on me while I was toobin to man-on-man but I told her she’s the one with the problem.”
Excerpt from The Life And Times of Mr. Garrison
Not to be confused with former Seahawks running back Robert “banana skates” Turbin.
Hubie Halloween on Netflix is gooood
would recommend
Conversely, Hubbie Halloween on Hallmark channel is exactly the opposite of gooood
would not recommend
You just saw how fast Mahomes’ brain works, as he remembered the rule – once you cross the Maginot Line, can’t go back and still throw.
Something the Germans found out somewhere around Bastogne.
Angry fat guy on the field
Mad about missing snack time
Like the day they announced the #NuAIDS closure of buffets.
Probably why he uses a portable sneeze guard as a mask.
Totes ripped it off in anger, Hulk-style
“NO Mozza Stix On The Appetizer Menu? Completely Unacceptable!”
That was impressive by Mahomes.
That was comical
Line was KC by 5.5 going to be tight.
Basketball reference.
BINGO!
Wait, Troy just said TE’s play basketball. Get outta here.