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Welcome again to another Saturday night, where we celebrate JJ Watt getting what DeShaun Watson has so far been denied.

Of course, we are still just barely into the offseason,

so there is plenty of time for other events to occur before the new league year starts on March 17th. There’s at least four more Russell Wilson rumours for Florio to float!

Now, I realize the big news of the day was the Democrats caving at the first sign of Republican pushback when it came to calling witnesses. I understand how angry that must make some people, but isn’t it refreshing to find this out after less than a month versus waiting almost a year for the united front? I mean, the average age of a Democratic senator is 85 years old, so time isn’t on anyone’s side at present.

With that reality under our belts, it’s time to hit the bourble!

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: it’s “Hockey Day in Canada”
    • Montreal vs Toronto – 7:00pm | NHLN / CBC / Sportsnet
    • Calgary vs Vancouver 10:00pm | NHLN / CBC / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Brooklyn vs Golden State – 8:30pm | ABC / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Providence at DePaul – 8:00pm | FS1
    • USC at Washington State – 8:00pm | ESPNU
    • UNLV at Boise State – 10:00pm | FS1
    • Colorado at California – 10:00pm | ESPNU
    • UC Irvine at UC Riverside – 11:59pm | ESPNU
  • Fisticuffs:
    • UFC 258 prelims – 8:00pm | ESPN / TSN

Tonight’s live SNL is hosted by Regina King, with musical guest Nathaniel Rateliff.

It snowed up here today, so if you’re lucky there might be some dog photos tomorrow. BEHAVE!

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Former C-G-U-O

Hey guys, I’m sorry to kill everyone’s buzz or add to your hangover (depending on when you see this), but I just saw Mike Tunison’s twitter feed and he posted a pretty worrying tweet. I don’t know if anyone is in touch with him, but if you are please check on him.

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scotchnaut

Yeah, that’s not good.

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bk109

https://twitter.com/xmasape/status/1360764205566201859

This Mike Tunison?
Yeah, sorry, but it’s hard to feel sorry for someone screaming about justice and how he got railroaded by #MeToo … yet didn’t do anything (but bitch and whine on Twitter and Medium) to actually clear his name? Same one who decided to scream bias, because Al Franken “got off easy” (outside of his tarnished name and destroyed political career) … y’know, despite the fact that unlike him, Al Franken actually fought the slander with facts on his side?

Or it’s someone else?

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scotchnaut

From the outside looking in, it seems like he’s losing a battle to depression-that’s my concern.

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bk109

It may be the immigrant mentality in me, but sometimes I really find it hard to empathize with someone who only lashes out at the world, but doesn’t actually do shit to actually help himself (and that’s from someone who was a couple of milimeters of trigger pull away from “checking out”), but that said – I don’t want that bloke to do something stupid to himself or others, but looking back at his twitter posts… it doesn’t look good (and frankly – given the tone he’s using, I legitimately think that people are ignoring for more than the allegation levied against him)
Edit: For context, a distilled version of (at least some of the emmigres’ mentality): “If you don’t care to fight for everything you get in life, why should I care about you complaining about being beaten by life” (I know I can clear that up a bit, but I’m on 5 hours’ total sleep the past 4 days, so I’m not gonna)

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TheRevanchist

The Djokovich match doesn’t start until 1:15 am. Fuck.

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bk109

Just snort some caffeine like a normal person…

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Don T

I think these are the best 3 songs in a row of any album.
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yeah right

Absolutely goddamn truth!

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SonOfSpam

Who’s Next:

Goin’ Mobile
Behind Blue Eyes
Won’t Get Fooled Again

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SonOfSpam

Houses of the Holy:

The Song Remains The Same
The Rain Song
Over the Hills and Far Away

(there are no wrong answers, but I like this game)

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SonOfSpam

Moving Pictures:

Red Barchetta
YYZ
Limelight

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bk109

A Matter Of Life And Death’s

  • 8.”For the Greater Good of God”
  • 9:”Lord of Light”SmithHarrisDickinson
  • 10.”The Legacy”

Or the entire second side of Powerslave beg to differ

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Don T

BUT, during da grind, I listened to all Led Zeppelin albums. A ranking of my favorites, from “Pretty Awesome” to “WHY LISTEN TO ANYTHING ELSE WOOOOO1!1!”:

-Coda

-Presence (though “Hots on for Nowhere” is dynamite and “Nobody’s Fault but Mine” ???)

-II (I said “favorite”, K?)

-In Through the Out Door (fact: there were like five Request Lines in a row that had “Fool in the Rain”)

-III (1st LZ album I heard)

-I (? “How Many More Times”)

-IV (50% because of “When the Leevee Breaks” OMG that song kills me)

-Physical Grafitti. Just killer after killer. That first disc… ?????

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

II is at minimum an emotional favorite. Lots of hours listening to that one

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SonOfSpam

These are good rankings.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

LZ II was the first rock and roll album I ever bought. I was ten, it was 1969. I still have it. It looks like someone cut pizza on it. I don’t have any issues with Don T’s rankings.

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ThurberHerder

“When the Levee Breaks” has such an intrinsic push and pull to it, its gotta move ya

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Senor Weaselo

Senorita Weaselo (I helped a little bit much of it was me staying out of the way and watching Nausicaä) made a bomb-ass raspberry pie. And it is tart. And somewhere between jelly and melted candy in thickness.

Also she doesn’t have an oven in the basement. It was via toaster oven.

(Image is unfortunately too large for upload size.)

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I seen it! Seriously that looked damn good

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yeah right

Bomb ass tart. Give that girl the dap that she deserves.

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Don T

I spent the whole day, from 9 AM to just now, doing administrative work. Which, for me, is much, much harder than actual work. Pro Tip: have a bit of freekin’ business sense before opening your own shop.

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ballsofsteelandfury

FUCKING HELL!

McDonald’s (Maccas in the local parlance) in Australia have MINI HOTCAKES WITH NUTELLA!

WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NICE THINGS??

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Dunstan

Because you touch yourself.

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SonOfSpam

(he does)

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ballsofsteelandfury

I do

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Don T

Wendy’s here in PR makes Nutella frostys. Have been, for about 4 years. It’s freakin delicious! Better than any Godiva confection (YMMV).

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Every now and then I flash on some old movie that I saw for 25 cents at the base theater in Karamursel Turkey around 50 years ago. http://bocknights.com/1KAS_BROindex.html
Latest suspects that have leaped into my mind in the last couple of days:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Zero_Two
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doppelg%C3%A4nger_(1969_film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equinox_(1970_film)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Thing_with_Two_Heads

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Horatio Cornblower

On a related note Netfilx got me to watch ‘Space Sweepers’ last night and to all of you I say: Save yourselves. Do not watch it. It is terrible, even by Netflix-Buying-Korean-Movies standards.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Oh, yeah, I had a gig with Space Sweepers. You’d think they wouldn’t care about you blazing up before pushing a broom around all day, but you’d be wrong.” – Todd Marinovich

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Horatio Cornblower

That movie is worse than Todd’s career, but better than Marv’s parenting skills.

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Dunstan

“What are parenting skills?” — Andy Reid

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Horatio Cornblower

“Parent?”- Britt Reid

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The only thing worse than Andy’s parenting skills are Britt’s driving skills.

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Horatio Cornblower

I would put the NFL’s awareness skills right up there.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Car people should all check out Ian Roussell/Full Custom Garage on various platforms. Dude is a really talented fabricator, and very much worth checking out. Very mellow to watch given the shit that is going on out there.

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Brick Meathook

I’m starting to make authentic German Sauerbraten, which will take five days to complete.

This would have been Hitler’s favorite dish, except he was a stinking vegetarian.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

It’s too bad he was a vegetarian, he could have eaten a lot of kosher meat as supplied by the camps.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I hope Yeah Right has been watching the AFLW Dockers. They’re on fire!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

THESE AFLW GWS GIANTS I CALL THEM A BUNCH OF NUNS BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU KNOW THEY’RE THE GOOD GUYS THEY’RE JUST NOT GONNA SCORE A WHOLE LOT

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ballsofsteelandfury

Better than Gold Coast though…

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Low bar

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Brocky

man i can’t even with Chicago sports right now

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Horatio Cornblower

My wife gave me my Valentine’s Day present tonight. It’s a pair of boxer shorts with her face all over them. I’ve been advised that I can no longer claim I don’t get enough head.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I guess you can get her a pair of panties at the next appropriate moment with your face all over them and advise her that your giving her more than enough face.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Sure, but then she’ll get pissed off when you fart on her face!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

And let’s not even discuss the skidmarks.

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh they’re dark blue; we’re not amateurs here.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So honest question–what are the current LA County COVID restrictions? Because the website is fucking useless and i want to know how righteously angry to be about the roof deck party happening right now.

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litre_cola

From Alberta

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CLdgcsOQuo

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Brocky

Canadian PSAs man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBfi8OEz0rA

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ballsofsteelandfury

The curfew has been lifted. Gatherings of people from more than 2 households are banned.

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ballsofsteelandfury

If it’s an apartment building and the people in the roof are all from the same building, they may be technically considered the same household.

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Horatio Cornblower

I say let the rocket launcher decide who’s in the right here.

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Brick Meathook

When was the curfew lifted? Because very suddenly on Friday and today the traffic on L.A. freeways (and I’ve been out shooting) went from nothing to pre-pandemic heavy.

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ballsofsteelandfury

When they allowed outdoor dining again.

I think it was last week.

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Brick Meathook

https://vimeo.com/512088555

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Mr. Ayo

What is ©TOOLCO ?

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Brick Meathook

Google “Howard Hughes” and “TOOLCO”

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ballsofsteelandfury

I thought it was the name of his cock.

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Brick Meathook

Howard Hughes’ cock? He called it the “Hercules.”

Read about Howard Hughes. Nobody had a corporate division devoted to getting him laid like Hughes did, all while he’s a national aviation hero, the model for Bruce Wayne and Iron man, building the biggest airplane ever, running (and ruining) TWA, producing movies and then owning a studio, all while going insane and having money poured onto him every day. That just scratched the surface.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, he’s fascinating.

Actually, I was referring to your cock, but you probably have a different name for it.

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Brick Meathook

I call it “The Titan”

Ha ha I’m kidding I don’t name my dick or my car.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Mighty Mouse, here…

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Viva La Tabula Raza

My favourite Howard Hughes stories are the ones told by James Ellroy in his Underworld USA trilogy.

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Brick Meathook

I read L.A Confidential, and I love the movie (even though Walt Disney and Howard Hughes and all their perversity was left out) but Ellroy still writes fiction.

The real Hughes story is crazier than fiction and can never be made into a single movie because there is so much going on simultaneously.

Here are two of the best books on Hughes:

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Brick Meathook

Also, my aunt was a top executive secretary at Hughes Aircraft and she met all the big shots there. She would describe Hughes as wandering the factory alone in a beat up hat and worn shirt while high level meetings with U.S. Military and DOD officials were being held right there and he wasn’t allowed to attend. He received all the massive profits from these projects because he was the sole stockholder.

These are from back when companies gave out nice things:

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Read both of those. I know Ellroy’s stuff is fiction, and think LA Confidential is his best work both written and the movie adaptation, but the tawdry stuff about Hughes and J Edgar Hoover (and Sonny Liston and many others) in the Underworld USA trilogy is fucking hysterical.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I worked at Hughes Aircraft during college on missile systems. Had DOJ security clearance too.

I wonder what life would have been like if the recession had not hit when I graduated and they had to lay off 2000 employees.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Which recession are you talking about? There have been many, at least in my 6 decades on the planet…

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ballsofsteelandfury

Right? 1992

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Mr. Ayo

Got it.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Is this approach from the west or east?

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Brick Meathook

Runway 24R, by the In&Out

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ballsofsteelandfury

Cool. I thought there was a similar point on Pershing where you could see the lights like that.

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Brick Meathook

The western approach lights are all on the “ghost neighborhood” land that is restricted to El Segundo Blue Butterflies where they can more easily get sucked into jet engines.

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ballsofsteelandfury

It really is a trip to see the “streets”.

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Brick Meathook

No, that In&Out is on Camrose.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

In Pasadena, right?

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Brick Meathook

North Hollywood.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

It’s been 15 years and at least a bushel basket of weed since my last visit down that way, environmental visit at JPL, so I won’t apologize for my geographic errors…

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Brick Meathook

Ha ha listen to Big Lebowski clip you posted

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, fuck. There’s even a In’n’Out about 6 miles south of me here in San Antonio, but since my bariatric surgery I can not participate. Fuck.

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Horatio Cornblower

I read a Rolling Stone article about a guy who was almost the lead singer for Van Halen, (Mitch Malloy, and the story seems to be behind a paywall now), and in there’s a brief mention that Van Halen was considering Joss Stone as the singer and goddamn, that would have been something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU7QOg6mqc0

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Mr. Ayo

Every nut sack would have been emptied and our species would have perished.

So I think the right decision was made.

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Horatio Cornblower

I donate regularly to the Connecticut Humane Society and I swear I would murder a carload of puppies if it got Jack Edwards off the air.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ok, since we are on that subject…

The original Star Trek series was a 60’s hippie-inspired/fueled fantasy about a utopian universe where the principles this country supposedly aspires to were the goal of every “civilization” and those planets that didn’t subscribe to that theory were the enemy.

It basically mirrors US Foreign Policy of the time. I have watched some of the shows, but not all and it’s basically me looking to see which alien Kirk tries to bang.

Kirk was secretly Mexican, btw.

The Next Generation was far superior because it put the brakes on the philosophical bullshit and put a little realism and humour in it.

I did not watch the other versions of the saga because they did away with the humour of Next Generation and I don’t gravitate towards shows that try to lecture me without making me laugh.

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Mr. Ayo

I was always confused because if an alien species landed here and asked for our leader that wouldn’t be a clear cut answer.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I guess it would depend on which part of the country they landed, red or blue.

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Mr. Ayo

I mean, if they land in China, Turkey, DRC, et chetera, the answer is always different right? But in Star Trek lore every alien species has one leader.

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ArmedandHammered

I thought Deep Space Nine was the best series.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ooh, I did watch some of that! And I did like it. My favourite character was the Ferengi (sp?)
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Viva La Tabula Raza

Guy at the far right was the Chaplain in the movie version of MASH in 1970. comment image

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Also, I hope everyone here has seen Miles O’Brien/Colm Meaney as badass Gene in Layer Cake. He was awesome.

XXXX: Hey Gene, I’ve got some good news.
Gene: Oh yeah? What’s that? (Punches XXXX in the face) You murdering bastard!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Oh he was great! Love that movie!

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Duke (to XXXX): You wouldn’t be acting so tough if you didn’t have him with you (indicating Gene)!!!
Gene: Well, ‘e ‘as, ‘asn’t ‘e?

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bk109

He may’ve been a badass in layer cake (and plenty of others), but he was a shit pilot in Die Hard – You, NEVER trust only one system when in IFR, especially when the radio altimeter is starting to scream at you, that you’re doing something particularly stupid

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I blame the screenwriter, not the actor.

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bk109

Same, lol, I only pointed that out, because I’m doing a Die Hard marathon while everyone’s sleeping/in front of a computer here and he just crashed while I was skimming through the convo I missed during the night XD

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Mr. Ayo

My favorite Nine is Seven Of.

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ballsofsteelandfury

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Mr. Ayo

This guy gets it.

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litre_cola

This one is for Scotchy.

Nice.

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scotchnaut

[shakes fist]

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litre_cola

I think I need some bongos. I will bring it up with Mrs. Cola wonder how that will go?

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Maybe you can get Matthew McConaughey to come over and jam with you. Alright alright alright.comment image

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litre_cola

I have some kind bud right now and a full bar. Bring it. Although Mrs Cola may throw herself at him.

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Horatio Cornblower

Today my wife said something like “You better watch it, or I’m going to start fucking the pool boy” and I replied “When did we get a pool?”

Anyway, our kids are grown, we should get some bongos, and I wouldn’t let McConaughey within 4 miles of Mrs. Cornblower.

Unless he looked like he did in ‘True Detective’: Mrs. Cornblower was not a fan.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I got my present house because the previous owner, a VP at Valero Energy, had a wife that got the 40-something-I’m-not-attractive-anymore thing going and ended up fucking the guy who was supposed to be supervising the construction of a new deck out back. Got caught, divorced, and since there was no responsible oversight of the deck construction it was also a piece of shit that I had to have torn out and replaced.

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Horatio Cornblower

This is why I only hire unattractive people to work on my estate.

“Honey, he was the highest bidder, why did we hire him?

Because he looks like a fucking garden gnome.”

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Horatio Cornblower

HAHAHA, ohhhh, bongos in a house with a small child. Oh, Litre, you are truly an idiot.

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litre_cola

Idiot savante?

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Horatio Cornblower

…sure?

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Mr. Ayo

Dueling savantes!

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh no, I’m definitely a mere idiot.

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Mr. Ayo

Slap fighting idiots then!

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litre_cola

Hey now, will we be drunk 1st?

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Mr. Ayo

I will be. Hurts less that way.

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Horatio Cornblower

I can confidently say that I am now.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

NEVER get toys that make noise.

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litre_cola

Yeah her Rabbit was noisy and made me jealous.

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herodotus450

To improve the playing surface, and make things more exciting, they should have the zamboni (or non-denominational ice resurfacing quadro-tyre if you must) constantly running throughout the period.

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Horatio Cornblower

Thanks to the Star-Trek ignorant BFC’s generosity, as well as the efforts of UPS to get it to me house despite not understanding what “This Side Up” means, I am enjoying one of these tonight:
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Bathing Shapes by Monkish, an LA-area brewery that makes outstanding beers that, through what I’m sure is just an oversight, they don’t sell in CT.

Thank you, good sir. I am already on the lookout for a Treehouse release worth hitting.

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Horatio Cornblower

Me, reviewing this beer: comment image

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Coincidentally, I’m drinking the exact same beer right now

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Horatio Cornblower

Hey, the sour you sent is going to its demise right now. I am ordinarily not a fan of sours, but this one is very good. of course, that might be the 7.1% and 8.3% that preceded it talking but still, I’m enjoying it quite a bit.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Irony being that I love sours and found that one disappointing. So VERY glad I mailed you one.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

CONFESSION TIME THAT WILL MAKE REDSHIRT ANGRY:

Until last night, I had never seen a Star Trek. Not an original movie, not a remake, not an episode. Other than being aware of the cultural touchstones and general concepts, it wasn’t in my life. Lady BFC wanted to rewatch the Chris Pine one, and it was pretty good. I’m probably never going to get into all of them, but which other Trek things are best?

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Mr. Ayo

Voyager.

Captain Janeway is the best.

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Brick Meathook

This is science fiction because any ship with a woman captain would certainly crash immediately.

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litre_cola

Looks around.

Me too.

Slinks back to the corner of the clubhouse to avoid the ire of kommentists.

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Horatio Cornblower

The Trouble With Tribbles is considered one of the best of the original episodes.

I do not know why I know this. I’ve certainly seen the show and some of the movies, but I’m by no means a “fan.”

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmagzq

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook

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Fronkenshteen

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I don’t remember that particular episode, though I can’t say it was never broadcast. Original Star Trek on NBC aired past my bedtime.

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Fronkenshteen

I have never gravitated towards science fiction, but I always found every episode of “Star Trek: The Next Generation” I was forced to watch to be highly satisfying.

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Fronkenshteen

WHO HAS TWO THUMBS AND IS REGRETTING TAKING THE OVER IN THE LEAFS/HABS GAME?!

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Mr. Ayo

Not JJP?

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Fronkenshteen

/dies

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Mr. Ayo

Wait, it’s JPP. That’s what I get for drinking all day.

Whatever, I got my pluses. And both thumbs.

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Horatio Cornblower

“Whatever, I got my pluses.”

Banner this motherfucker, then make this our Mission Statement.

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litre_cola

I really think that there should be a women’s volleyball channel. Pro, Uni, Beach, just show games all the time. As to not be sexist I would also allow men’s on this channel afterhours. There doesn’t even have to be commentators, just fire on some tunes and watch.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

With late night mud wrestling.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Volleyball (men’s or women’s) is strangely hypnotic to watch. I endorse this idea.

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litre_cola

There is Men’s and Women’s Japanese V league tonight. I know this as I went to the only source to find sports, my gambling site.

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Horatio Cornblower

I think that channel is called ‘Cinemax’

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As I’ve said elsewhere, the Republican Party has signed a contract to pay protection money to the Trump Organization for the rest of the life of the disgraced former occupant (DFO, thanks Mary Trump) of the White House. Want to survive your primary? Fuck you, pay me. Want an endorsement? Fuck you, pay me. Want my goons to stop threatening you and your children because you suggested it was wrong of me to declare that the media’s heads should be cut off and put on pikes? Fuck you, pay me.

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Fronkenshteen

That tweet from the esteemed deranged cunt from Georgia has Jason Miller’s fingerprints all over it.

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herodotus450

More like Carey “Not worth the” Price amimirite?

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Fronkenshteen

Soooo, I guess post-acquittal, I should root for a Trump 2024 nomination, either as an Indy or the GOP “choice” since he’ll never win a general election again. Am I right, here? I get so confused.

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Mr. Ayo

You are wrong. He’ll win if he runs again.

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Fronkenshteen

Hope yer wrong.

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herodotus450

Berlusconi got reelected after serving jail time, if my gin soaked memory can be believed.

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litre_cola

Yeah but we all secretly want to go to Bunga Bunga parties.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, he won’t. Even while completely abusing the power of the executive branch to get himself re-elected, he still lost very badly.

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Mr. Ayo

Maybe next time he’ll actually encourage his followers to vote.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Me and millions of people like me busted our asses to make sure he didn’t get elected in 2020. We succeeded. And in 2024 we won’t have a pandemic holding us back.

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Gumbygirl

We need to bust our asses again in 2022 to make sure we don’t lose the House and/or the Senate.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yup. I’ll put my time in.

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Gumbygirl

Me too.

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Fronkenshteen

“Pfft!”

-G. Mander

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Horatio Cornblower

Elbridge Gerry, of Massachusetts, to be accurate. I mention this not to be a pedant, (although I do loves me some hot pedantry), but so that I can shit on Massachusetts for something besides the Patriots, Red Sox, and Brad Marchand.

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Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think he will, but I didn’t think he had a chance in 2016 either, so I’m clearly the guy you should go to for accurate political hot takes.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Hopefully he will be in jail in 2024. Or 2021, for that matter.

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Horatio Cornblower

Look, I’ll say it, I hope he’s dead. Preferably tomorrow. Even more preferably of something hugely embarrassing that happens in front of a large crowd. Like he just strokes out at one of his rallies, massively shits himself, covering the podium and several of the assorted guests, before collapsing into the messy puddle of his own making and then rolling around in it for five minutes, barking uncontrollably as his brain just totally goes on vacation, and then falling 10′ to the ground and expiring.

Not that I’ve given this any thought.

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ArmedandHammered

You have to have a brain actually receiving plenty of blood to have a stroke. I would prefer syphilis induced dementia being the cause.

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Horatio Cornblower

Listen, I’m not picky here.

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Mr. Ayo

We now know which one of us isn’t Boeheim.

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Horatio Cornblower

Well, I certainly wouldn’t give my son an important job that he was clearly way over his head in, if that helps.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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SonOfSpam

He’ll be incarcerated. Letitia James is coming for him which would be a first.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Hope you’re right.

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Fronkenshteen

WHERE THE FUCK IS SHE, THEN?!?!

/ I apologize for shouting

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Gumbygirl

I think she was waiting for this to be over. She’s got indictments ready to go.

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Fronkenshteen

SUN-DAY GRAY-VEE

*BOOM SLAP, BOOM BOOM SLAP*

SUN-DAY GRAY-VEE

*BOOM SLAP, BOOM BOOM SLAP*

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WCS

My next two internet purchases:
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herodotus450

If I was in charge, I’d just get rid of the faceoff dots in the neutral zone and any such faceoff would go to center ice.

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SonOfSpam

Replace all faceoffs with bikini competitions.

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Mr. Ayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

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SonOfSpam

Hope to see all you Eastern Time Zone people up at 11:59 for the game of the day.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The second half of Brisbane-West Coast?

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bk109

CODE MOTHERFUCKING RED

  • Montreal vs Toronto – 7:00pm | NHLN / CBC / Sportsnet

Aka, wifey will curse and shout REGARDLESS of the score (even if her Leafs win, because anything but murderizing the Habs would be considered a failure)

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litre_cola

Les Jets just lost the the Sens, I will go sit in the corner.

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bk109

and I’m wondering whether or not to sleep on the couch, because as much as I adore my wife, even I have my limits … and quite often they’re demarkated by being awoken from my 2 to 4 hour sleep by curses in English and Swedish, usually containing quite vivid descriptions of vengeance (including stuff that I’m still unclear on … like raping someone with a Zamboni)

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Mr. Ayo

Pretty sure someone here has a fetish for Sweden cursing.

Record it and post here to make sure.

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ArmedandHammered

How comfortable are the tank’s seats?

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bk109

Depends, lol – the Chieftain and T-54 are relatively fine, same goes for the APCs … the T-72’s a REALLY snug fit (so much so that I had to send a picture of myself in one to a buddy in Russia, ’cause he didn’t believe me that I could fit my 6 foot 2 frame inside 😀 )

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Beerguyrob

With eight seconds to go. That’s a very Canucks thing to have happen.

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Brick Meathook

Home-made Reuben sandwich:

Corned beef? The finest.
Swiss Cheese? The holiest of holies.
Sauerkraut? It was convicted at Nuremberg in 1945.
Russian Dressing? Da, comrade.
Rye bread? More Jewish than Tevye.

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Mr. Ayo

I’d eat that.

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Beerguyrob

— “Peter North”

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Mr. Ayo

I had to settle for this.

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Mr. Ayo

I mean this

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Mr. Ayo

Stupid website

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Gumbygirl

Ooooh, I want one! Did you know there are people in this world who rinse sauerkraut? Savages!

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Mr. Ayo

What, it’s spelled “Regina”? Weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6r-k9Bk6o

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Horatio Cornblower

This song is 4:33 long, which is roughly 3 minutes longer that I would have lasted with Ms. Hawkins in my younger and single days.

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Mr. Ayo

This might be more up your alley. Only 6 words long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do5vXn_Rap4

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ballsofsteelandfury

Alright, it looks like I’m about to ignite another one of our famous Food Wars.

In tonight’s episode: Table Sauce.

Specifically, HP sauce.
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It has come to my attention that some people don’t like this.

Thoughts?

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Brick Meathook

I’ve seen it on shelves but I’ve never had it. I assume it’s British A-1 Sauce.

I like A-1 sauce.

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Gumbygirl

Tastes nothing like A-1. I’m not a fan of it.

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Mr. Ayo

Never heard of it.

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herodotus450

I prefer Dell Sauce these days.

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ArmedandHammered

That is a Gateway Sauce, have you not Lenovo’d anything?

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ArmedandHammered

Is that what they call health potions in Canadian computer games?

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litre_cola

Brown sauce is wrong. You Americans have perfected savoUry sauces for meats. All iterations of BBQ sauce are above that English dreck.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Works good with dessert of Spotted Dick, though.

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Gumbygirl

Did you know Spotted Dick comes in a can?

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Gumbygirl

Looks tasty?

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litre_cola

I am going to have to eat this for Snaxx aren’t I?

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Gumbygirl

I’m afraid so. Spoiler alert! The spots on the dick are raisins.

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litre_cola

I know a place here in town where I can get it too.

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Mr. Ayo

Be careful, litre, this is what BIG DICK wants you to believe.

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litre_cola

My Bro in law from BC? Nah all he believes is weed, beer, thicc asses and rye whisky.

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Don T

On what exactly do you slather Hijo de Puta sauce: roasted broccoli? An enemy’s ass? Incontinent cat?

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Beerguyrob

Great with roast beef.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I assume that’s some kind of printer toner?

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Toner tastes better

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