As y’all may have gathered, the conference hoopsball torneos (in retrospect, maybe not a great idea given how vital that sweet NCAAT broadcast money pile be) have been lousy with #NuAIDS. We might get a new twist on the “Bracket Buster” concept. If it were up to me, the ACC would engrave #NuAIDS on the league trophy. But ain’t nobody ever ask my cracker ass.
But Lesser Footy rolls on, with minimal interruption! Huzzah FOAR that.
Bananapuddings Leeds host shit-hot Chelski to start your day (7:30, NBCSN). This has all the makings of an absolute cracker, as the Brits say (and given how they prepare food, you can see why a saltine might be held in such high esteem across the pond). Aren’t easy jokes just the best? Anyway, a Leeds victory might open the door just a crack for someone to compete for 4th. But much more plausible that Chelski pip Lester for 3rd. Or even United for 2nd?
Your West Brom 10:00 Window Misery ToUr continues apace, away to Uncle Woy’s Palace (NBCSN). Jesus Christ, there might be 3 attempts on target. Combined. A good time to point out that, at similar crossroads – Fulham chose to back their manager, and continue playing recognizable football (while still tightening up at the back – it truly isn’t an either/or thingamabob). The Brummies went lazy, and Fat Sam will make sure they are paying for that mental sloth, for years to come.
Everton get Spotlght Dance, and it’s streaming only (12:30, Peacock)? Pure fuckery, I says. But I get it somewhat, nobody likes to watch Boo-urnley play. No doubt, this will be a hard watch, especially if one cares about the Toffee’s Fight FOAR Fifth.
I care. Quite a bit too much, really.
Our intrepid Mighty Whitey welcome the only-slightly-derailed Man City Steamroller to the Cottage (3:00, Peacock). It had to leave a mark when Ole beat Pep last weekend, as any hope they’d play the U-23s went right out the window. Still…don’t be surprised if Handsome Scott Parker’s charges give Pep’s crew a real battle. And – close your ears, Scotchy – I fear Kevin the Broom might be starting to slow down.
Also, the last thing this City side needs (pssst, it’s depth, especially in attack) is Over the Hill Messi. Get younger, fuckadoos. Footy Manager does not lie. Though it seems like Barca will continue its “anchored to the shitshow” ways, and retain Messi on exorbitant wages. The hardest/smartest/cold-bloodedest decisions are NEVAR easy. But they need to be made.
For reference, Messi and Ronaldo both bowed out of Shempions League at mid-week. Which is good for the sport – let’s see some new stars in the making, or even some non-star systems get their moment in the sun. Just too bad the Shite made it to the quarters, but hopefully it keeps their League form nice and fucked.
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Balls Notes:
I was told there would be Litre_cola input I could retort to. Plus punch and pie.
Obviously, I have been misled. Or Litre got high and sort of wandered off.
Either way, I should address the Messi and Ronaldo bashing in this here article. First off, I should say that I was never in the Ronaldo vs Messi debate. They are two different players and I like them both.
The other problem I have with the Ronaldo vs Messi debate is that it ignores the other 10 players on the team. This is not basketball where one player can make the difference between a good team and a great team.
The problem that Messi has had in recent years is that Barça’s defense is portrayed below:
Actually, that’s not being fair. Barcelona’s defense has been LIQUID shit for years.
Ronaldo switched from a Real Madrid side that was losing its identity to a Juventus side that was trying to regain its identity after being relegated TWICE for financial rule-breaking. The cupboard was not exactly full is what I’m saying.
Despite that, Messi is leading La Liga in goals while Ronaldo is leading Serie A.
They’re not Over The Hill!!
Fuck, Zlatan Ibrahimovic should be ample proof that great players do not all of a sudden become “Over The Hill” because of their age.
The way that great players remain great is by surrounding them with great players. It’s as simple as that.
And if you doubt me, go have a conversation with LeVeon Bell about playing with the Steelers, the Jets, and then the Chiefs.
Kruger needs a good scritchin’. He is a handsome yella fella!
Announcers: “…and Cincinnati knocks off #1 Wichita State and moves on to the AAC Championship Game tomorrow!”
Last Four Teams In:
Ralph Wiggum – I’m in Danger || Family Guy – Season 13 Episode 1 – YouTube
Congrats, regardless!
We can still blow it. Tomorrow’s game is technically a playoff game and we all know how Cincinnati teams do in playoff games.
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Lucas Kunce, a Missouri Democrat and Marine veteran who works at an organization that fights corporate monopolies, has announced his bid for the U.S. Senate seat being vacated by retiring Republican Roy Blunt. <a href=”https://t.co/p1GgvlPHSG”>https://t.co/p1GgvlPHSG</a></p>— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) <a href=”https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1370827005864775681?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>March 13, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
Missouri voters are used to pulling the lever for **nts, so it’s a smart campaign strategy to capitalize on that momentum.
an organization that fights corporate monopolies,
When I first left the oil patch to go to work for an environmental consulting firm, I thought I was going to be on a Captain Planet-like team that would be kicking down corporate boardroom doors and taking the polluters into custody.
Imagine my disillusionment when I found out that all the environmental consulting firms were actually under contract with the polluters.
I really need to learn the basketball referee signals. I understand football and baseball, but basketball ref’s look like they’re making it up as they go along. I just saw one signal for a “Jump Ball” that looked like an interpretative dance.
I hate DVR. I was in the middle of seeing OSU choke the game away to UM, switched to see how UC is doing, switched back to the past game show. That’s like going from Luke being lightning bolted by the Emperor in “Return of the Jedi” to Luke looking at Ben, Yoda, and his deepfaked father contently.
Been looking at a lot of youtube vids on tips to calibrate my 3d printer. Not sure why this vid was suggested, but I think she needs to be wearing a bit more to work with hot plastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuiOcD4YJq0
All that work and waiting to see if she remembered some strategically placed tape, or if she Jennifer Aniston-ed the finished product.
We also would have accepted “Batman Forever-ed”.
I considered it, but then the TV showed Aniston’s stripper scene in “We’re the Millers”, and then my hands just started moving on their own.
Despite him playing on Fulham, I’m a huge fan of Titty.
[presses earpiece to ear, listens to clarification]
I’ve been told it’s “Tete”.*
*thanks for the head’s up!
The keeper is Areola, why not both?
I thought the keeper was Latex
This is hilarious
The Senators are the first team to 20 (the next worst team has 15) losses and yet don’t have the least amount of points in the league. Thank You Buffalo!
“Excuse me? Who do you think has been insisting that the loser point remain?” – Gary Bettman
Decilitre goes for a nap so I can watch the game in peace. This is going to be a bloodbath.
“I Love Bloodbaths!”
-Countess Elizabeth Bathory
Friends off right now Scotchy.
I expect my rage walk to take place in the 7th minute.
Fading old man Kevin The Broom isn’t starting. You’ve got this in the bag!
I just happened to be watching this “live” (may have been pre-recorded) and thought “well, she didn’t think she had won so I guess she didn’t, given her reaction, damn the timing devices”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ke0bRzCWz1c&ab_channel=Olympics
Damn it, Hippo, your lads had ONE JERB!
Can someone do a Wellness Check?
He turned it off after the 1st goal. He fine.
But I bet that he couldn’t resist the sire hope of that most insidious facets of fandom – “hope” … so I bet that he relapsed and now he’s now on his way to your place to demand “speshul medisin” to cure the anger and pain 😀
bk, saw your note yesterday—the Janet stuff as well as most of the operational side of the AF is on the other side of the fence from me; well beyond my paygrade/security clearance. I don’t know any more about that stuff than what I can read on the internet.
Thanks, I reached out to a buddy on the right side of the fence and his only speculation was a penny-pinching flight to RAAF Woomera (where apparently Boeing and others are doing some stuff outside of the Loyal Wingman)
Edit: Why’d they use a 737 for such a long hop is beyond me, though
Ah, by the way – apparently I’m a radicalized neo/alt-right subversive element for not liking TLJ, so… uhhh…. Hide your women, or I’ll ask them politely if they feel that the “progress” shown by Hollywood is little more than incompetent tokenization 😀
What’s TLJ?
Star Wars 8 – The Last Jedi
Ah! I thought it was Tender Loving Jackoff sessions. Carry on.
Fwiw, I didn’t care for the latter Star Wars movies either.
Same, but according to a couple of articles doing the rounds online, people liking vids where someone points out the myriad issues with those is basically “Ben Shapiro” (who I’m still convinced is just a long Andy Kaufman skit hence the quotes) and hates women/minorities/apple pie 😀
Ok, slight rant here:
Hardcore Science fiction / comic / fantasy fiction movie fans are the fucking worst because their lives are so shitty that they must live in those fantasy worlds and God Forbid anyone point out the logical fallacies of those movies because that means their precious little world they live in is a lie and OF COURSE IT’S A FUCKING LIE IT’S A MOVIE! GET OUT INTO THE WORLD AND TALK TO A REAL PERSON!
/rant over
Well, don’t I feel stupid for watching “Inherit The Wind” this morning.
Oh, I agree – the people I tend to watch tend to mostly be decent enough and go after the plot in the sense that it doesn’t make sense (because of X and Y) or that characterization is so incompetent, you can’t see neither the logical progression in behaviour of established ones nor is fleshed out to be believable for newcomers… Even the ones I watch can get a bit too fixated on “muh franchise” moments (which is when I usually just peace out … and if this behaviour persists – I just stop watching ’em)
I liked The Last Jedi very much, but that’s partially because I saw it with my nieces and nephew on Christmas morning. I haven’t thought about it too much since then because I don’t care to sully the memory.
Nothing wrong with that, lol, because context and perspective is unique to each person – for me there were enough flaws and wasted potential to dislike it, but … hell, even if a movie was actually bad – so long as someone has fun with it, everything else becomes secondary (ie The Room or Rocky Horror)
Edit: For context “nothing wrong with that” is in the context that a lot of butthurt fanboys actually ruined friendships because someone disliked the movie… or liked it, depending on the camp – I personally don’t care if someone likes movies I dislike, because my subjective criterias for judging movies are no more (and usually quite less) than everybody else’s
There’s actually a pretty good movie with a decent argument that you don’t have to be handcuffed to what worked in the past, anyone can be a hero and you don’t have a be a relative of a famous person to be a Hero of Destiny…when you take away the Rose/Fin parts AKA Junior High Drama Production of Social Commentary. I don’t blame the two actors though, they tried their best to polish the turd, but at the end of the day, its still a turd.
There’s a lot of potential great movies that went nowhere buried in this generic mess that we got instead – ie I’d have taken either a trilogy of movies based on Finn’s journey from a stormtrooper conscript “broken” by the nightmares he’s seen (and done) to a hero of the rebellion and maybe becoming a Spartacus-esque figure freeing his brothers and sisters from basically being child soldiers (instead of y’know, whooping and shooting them like 5 seconds after deciding to sod off with Poe in TFA, which all kinds of fucked up given that the sight of strangers getting slaughtered and a friend dying were enough to break him… yet killing what could literally be his friends is glossed over) . Or Rey – if we maintain the whole (I’m sorry, but she does fit the bloody archetype) Mary Sue angle, you could at least add conflict in the movies by how her “perfect-ness” and her personality’s (and attempts to be everyone’s friend) is grating on everyone else, until she finally breaks down and explains to Finn/Poe how her being good at all sorts of shit was literally Darwin at work, because at that desert planet you grew up early and gave your level fucking best 24/7 or you became just yet another forgotten grave in the sands and that her perma-sunny demeanor is just an attempt to build connections to people, so she’s no longer alone in this galaxy far far away…………
Also sorry if this is a bit rambly, but I’m currently plopped in a hot tub with a whiskey bottle and a laptop, so I don’t care about trite stuff like spelling, formatting or coherence for I have outgrown them (translation – half a bottle of Talisker on an empty stomach was a bad idea)
Edit: As for the actors in what we got – I’ve seen literally all of the main cast (including Kelly Marie Tran) in other stuff where they were oh-so-much better than the sequels, so I can’t blame them if they couldn’t do more with that script and direction… well, except for Daisy Ridley – the only place I like her acting was when she played a corpse on Silent Witness (she was wonky as the still-alive Hannah something or other before her timely death, tho) – everywhere else she was forgettable to outright crap (ie Murder on the Orient Express)
Finally a Hippo woo… took yer fucksticks’ long enough
This is nowhere near over.
It is for Pickford… and maybe Hippo’s liver?
Hippo. Everton has 1 job here. 1 fucking job.
am properly puckered
Just drink like a normal person 😛
Team White Lives Matters indeed, they have one non white guy on their squad.
quota case smgdh
said I was nae quitter, but I turned stream off already
… I’m pretty sure litre’s not proud nor happy with your Evertonians’ showing at this point 😀
Well, still chasing the Seagulls and Barcodes. I just hope Fulham can keep it close for goal diff.
If my Arsenal were clsoer to your lads, I bet that they’d be willing to take the bullet for you… Maybe next year? 😀
G’mornin’ lads and lasses, how are ya on this fine-arse Sunday morning so far? Well, outside of being bored to tears thanks to Hippo’s cat ruining things (as katz are prone to do)
I’m good! It’s a lovely day here in SoCal and I’m not too hungover.
This moderation thing my wife taught me a few days ago sure does work. Drink enough to get tipsy but not wasted and you wake up ok the next day. Who knew?
Just make sure to employ moderation in moderation.
Excess in moderation is also recommended.
Or you can get room service to bring you a couple of bottles of Talisker and just spend your day (in hotel lockdown) drinking, chilling and playing stuff on my laptop
Well, ok, but aren’t you going to need your laptop?
Yes, which is why I have multiple with me (but I totally don’t have a tech dependency, oK?)… so I can use one for DFO or gaming , a converible for media and lighter-weight work stuff and a second 2 in 1 as backup … and currently to be used as a working surface while I’m slowly building a small model kit as a time waster (I’ll paint and decal it back home though). Also, I just realized the irony that I’m using a Surface as a work surface 😀
Also, apparently sending a buddy of mine a picture with a bottle of Talisker 25 with a straw and an umbrella appears to’ve been a bad idea, because apparently “I’m defiling a good whisky” (it’s not that good, ’cause it’s Scotch…
Be the monkey in charge of the bananas.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF8_y2Zl9W8
These 1st 2 games have been flaming hot garbage.
An insult to hot gabrage!
At least you could pretend you were having an acid flashback with Crystal Palace and WBA.
Underground London Rave groups I see.
Maaan… Every Saturday should start like today: wake up early, coffee, exercise, fútbol game, shower, post office, bank, and dispensary.
Sadly, I think I sprained my endorsin’ hand. Got on it right away by applying a cold compress
“Modern problems require modern solutions.”
If you’re into hot bird-on-bird action, the Lowell River Hawks are going talon to talon with the Hartford Hawks right now.
It’s reassuring to know that King Hippo will never be described as “over the hill”.
Oh wait did I say “hill” I meant “pill”.
Hippo is many things, but nae a quitter!
Leftover Chinese food for breakfast is underrated.
Reheated in its original styrofoam pack conserves all the flavor. Plus the hole at the bottom tells ya when it’s ready.
/a joke that speaks to me
“Fortunately, I don’t have enough friends to form an intervention.”
That’s just good hustle!!
/steps over prone body and empty bottle
//rummages through medicine cabinet
I just want all DFOers to know that, if you ever think you have a drinking problem, I would not hesitate to volunteer to remove all the alcohol from your home and transport it away where it will not tempt you. That’s just the kind of guy I am.
Anyone else hear kind of an annoying buzzing sound?
Sweet Obamayang jersey ya got there.
This game is better than sleep meds.
Salford are in the EFL Trophy final, wondering if I can get a non-AIDS-ridden stream for that.
UPDATE – ESPN+ just GETS HIPPO
My interwebs just went down. Very strange as I am an urbanite and do not live in the sticks.
If there were only more than 2 Burger Kings in this city.
Huzzah! 1st world problem solved.
I believe the Canadian equivalent of Don T’s Burger King would be a Tim Hortons.
Few feelings can eclipse the joy of making a $30 HT bet on Barnsley, instants before they scored.
Barnsley conceded as Hippo typed the above
NBC Universo ‘casters busting Bielsa’s chops when shaking hands with Tuchel:
-Bielsa looks like he played the game himself. So intense.
-He needs a nap!
Yet again, Hippo really wishes his espanol was nae so muy mal. Que lastima.
Probably could have gotten good moneys on nil-nil here. My only bet in play is a bill (well, more than that to WIN a bill) on Troyes. They’s playing a bunch of Nancy boiz, FFS
Ok. This dude is my hero.
https://globalnews.ca/news/7677632/whitby-man-canadian-maple-syrup-football-scarves/
Doesn’t he really become Prime Minister for this?
Not enough French ones.
found a funny:
Direct deposit: +$1400
Me at Red lobster: uhh Let me get the whale
Ah man
Pulisic got pulled
thats not rocking
That Tuchel hire was rocking as fuck, though!
You know, I am always struck by the professionalism of the NBC Premiership broadcasts. But is the main play-by-play guy today a former Chelski man? Every half chance, he screams in anticipation.
Looks around…..
That is not rockin!
Don’t going to lie. Watched the Puebla game got high, had a glass of wine and continued to read Ultra which I know teh Hippo and Horatio have both procured.
Completely forgot about my piece. Would have been I hope we don’t lose 5 nil as goal difference is VERY important.
/Scott Parker is the best dressed manager in football.
I’ve just learned that I don’t care to read blasphemous comments while I’m not fully awake. Pistols and Pills at dawn, sir?
Would I risk a bullet for a nice pill binge? Yes, I would, Other Hippo!
“Over the Hill” is, perhaps hyperbole. “Past the point where they can carry a team on their backs, but still paid like it.”
By the time Messi and Ronaldo’s respective teams have rebuilt? They will be truly Over the Hill.
This is why Russian literature is the tits, yo. Everyone is an alcoholic, most kill themselves. The remainder die tragically.
That’s a bit of a simplistic and shallow understanding of Russian literature, but … I guess it’s understandable – after all, if you knew any better you wouldn’t have a cat, be a Broncos fan OR proud of being a fookin’ Evertonian 😛
Seriously though – find something from the Strugatski brothers (the Inhabited Island or Noon: 22nd Century
In fact, you can just find a decent dub (or better yet – a subtitled verion) of The Inhabited Island if you want – it’s a good adaptation, plus Yulia Snigir 😉
Bullshit offside. I ain’t care what the “video” or “data” says. ¡Vamos Leeds!