These games would ordinarily be Thursday-Friday, but they apparently needed an extra day to Lysol down Greater Indianapolis. I get it. Plus, I had too much work bullshit yesterday, so it all worked out fine. THANKS, Diamond Joe!
10S Virginia Tech (pick ’em) v. 7S Florida (12:15, CBS)
I want to say that maybe Butler upset the Gators in a distant-memory NCAAT, so maybe Hinkle Fieldhouse will be a jinx? The Forcibly Non-Gendered Turkex need all the help they can get. For the ACC was liquid ass, you see.
14S Colgate (+8.5) v. 3S Arkansas (12:45, truTV)
Near-Ivy League against the school that gave us a President called “Bubba.” Cultures, they can clash.
16MW Drexel (+22.5) v. 1MW Illinois (1:15, TBS)
You remember that really awful kids’ show Dragon Tales? I always pretended those kids were Satan worshippers, summoning daemons. Not enough daemons in any realm to help Drexel past the Illini, though.
11S Team Secular Big Love State (+4) v. 6S Guns Up!! (1:45, TNT)
America’s favoUrite “bunny boiling crazy” banner pic is back, baby! This should be a pretty good game, too.
15S Oral Doesn’t Count (+16) v. 2S tOSU (3:00, CBS)
That’s right, harlots. Suck your man dry and take no action in pursuit of your own pleasure. Or it’s down to hayellll yew goes.
16S Hartford (+25.5) v. 1S Bay-Bay (3:30, truTV)
Wait, the Whalers changed sports? And became a university?? Fuck, this is a weird ass timeline.
9MW Georgia Tech (+5.5) v. 8MW Loyola-Chi**** (4:00, TBS)
America’s FavoUrite Nun is still kicking it at 101. Will the Bees kill her ded? Do they REALLY want that on their conscience??
12MW Oregon State (+8.5) v. 5MW Tennessee (4:30, TNT)
Niiiiiiiccccccce Beaver!! won the Pac-12 torneo, and have that “we’re just happy to be here” vibe. But you know better than to bet on Rick Barnes in March…dontcha?? Too late to change your bracket now, fuckadoos.
“Miss 2 free throws and give up a 3” is not the way to seal a win, Florida.
MADNESS HAS MADDENINGED
Kick his ass Kong!
Are there any power forwards that, gasp, play football that I should be getting ready for the ensuing slobberfest?
oops wrong thread
Damn, will miss the rest of the game because I have to pick up my son. Or-hear me out on this-I could leave him on the side of the highway and he could hitchhike home.
I mean what could go wrong in the middle of the bush in Northern Ontario?
If I only had a loonie for every time I asked myself that very question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK45lg_oJrg&ab
But then you’d have to murder him… decisions, decisions.
#15 for Colgate oozes his way to the basket
Once he’s out he’s impossible to put back in
Rumor has it the Colgate coach used “Paul Revere’s Ride” to inspire his team at halftime. Particularly stirring was the line, “One if by land, two if bicuspid”.
Kind of triggers me a little bit to see that iphone ad the day after I dropped mine and put a little crack in the screen.
Just answered a Teams call from my boss, had to move the glass of red before accepting. Close one.
Thats some good thinking
What, this? I was drinking the blood of my enemies, sheesh!
/keep this one in mind when you do get caught
“A tradition unlike any other” doesn’t necessarily imply it’s a good thing. Like, me and a few friends sacrifice a virgin every year so our gardens will produce well and the virgins don’t seem to think it’s a great tradition at all.
Aren’t you in California? Where do you find virgins? Are they imported?
There’s a robust LARPer community in Temecula
He didn’t specify that they are human virgins.
It’s about a twenty minute drive to Caltech; they aren’t hard to find.
Colgate retakes the lead. That’s refreshing!
ToothpasteDog agrees!
Colgate Coach “If you cant see the stains on their teeth, you’re too far away on the guy your defending”.
Colin Castleton is the name of a guy that will have a successful real estate business, three kids, a nice home and will throw it all away by banging the babysitter.
I’ve seen documentaries about that online, the wife usually joins in for a threesome.
Is that the one where the babysitter gets her head stuck in the washing machine? Why is she doing laundry anyways, that’s not her job.
Utah State is going to give Tumbleweed Tech as kinds of issues. if there is an upset today, its going to be Utah State.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4xeptsjEBg&t=23s&ab
Couldn’t be more of a tool.
Tools are at least useful.
“No, no, is useful!” – Vlad P., Moscow
He was also one-third of Michael Cohen’s client base.
found a funny:
give Lana del Rey one single antidepressant and her career is over
You sound like someone that would be cheering for SDSU over Syracuse.
I am.
[swipes right] Looks like we’ve got a date.
Shove that brush up your lilly white ass!
Colgate may have Crested too early, or their Aim is off.
“And the Raiders are now trailing!” – yep, we’re back in familiar territory.
Wow, the Raiders can’t even take the lead into the half.
/Rikki has heard this a time or ten
“And the Raiders lead has been cut to three!” comes up from time to time.
“And the Raiders’ lead has been cut to seven!” is something that I haven’t heard too often.
I’m seeing cracks in their vaunted “Dental Dam Defense”.
My Universal Yums arrived today and Germany is the destination. Best treat so far is the Garmisch Partenkirchen Schweinshaxe.*
*may not even be a thing
Oh, I’ve heard of those!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEyfz5m15g4&ab
I have randomly said “Mit Iodine!” at least 50 times in the last 25 years.
V-Tech/Gator wont break 50 points
You know what else won’t brake? Britt Reid’s car.
Unlike the bones of the passengers in the car he hit.
*Children
Arkansas has that “chaw power”.
I feel like getting out to a 14 point lead sets Colgate up perfectly to join the “That’s My Raiders!” universe, assuming they blow it.
What was Colgate’s regular season dental record?
They spanked Oral Roberts
If your last name is Roberts it’s probably a lot of work to live up to your inevitable nickname.
Colgate bring a smile to my face today.
So good! Love the upsets
How on earth doesn’t the dragon team wear green? Who fucking ever saw a YELLOW dragon smh
Yeah, even Tiamat is shaking her head.
Been taking Fridays off in March to use up my carryover days before they expire at the end of the month so with accidental planning I’ll be able watch games. Wooooo
Colgate Canadia Content: Freshman Sam Thomson is from Ottterville, Ontario (pop. 1,257) which was a popular spot for escaped slaves to flee to in the early 1800’s!
Build the Wall! Build the Wall! – Chant for Racist American Assholes since 1840
As if Arkansans aren’t already triggered enough when they hear “Ferguson”
I am not going to believe this crisis actor claiming he has “diabetes” until he breaks out in a nasty racist rant, because apparently that’s what it makes you do.
As if the residents of Arkansas didn’t hate Colgate enough already.
/credit to Spur; we are going to have fun with this all day.
Is their school song “Dueling Banjos”?
Colgate keeps the majority of their players shiny and white.
/I’ll roll with the gang
Colgate-Arkansas game is picking up a little bit
Toothpaste >> Tooth-Optional, in the early goings
Found a stream for the IL – Drex game. And the beer + pizza jonesin’ is STRAWNG. So this is what March Madness feels like, huh.
/sprawls on couch
That was a nice little trap/double team VT pulled at the end there, caught Flordy by surprise.
“Trap/double team” seems like a Balls Search term.
“ nice little trap” always check the hands, they are dead giveaways.
Me: [in my office, talking with one of our most profitable accounts, on my cell phone]
Company Sales Rep: [calls my direct landline 3 times, the office clerks twice and my cell phone once, within 30 minutes]
Me: [gets off the phone, calls sales rep] “What the hell is so important that you can’t just leave a message for me to call you?”
Company Rep: “A customer needs to know, did the price of pork bellies increase this week?”
Me: [under my breath] “For Christ sake!”
Lucky for that Sales Rep that he’s not a hobo.
I mean, Scotchy could fire him THEN he becomes a hobo??
https://comb.io/s3ZqwH
The Gators are having trouble catching up to Virginia Tech because the latter are running in a zig-zag pattern.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPaXG0oEInY
Something alum of Arkansas has never heard of, Colgate
Oh, that’s GOOD
Really dreading the release of the 4 year long “year 2020” Zack Snyder cut.
Virginia Tech Shooter is trending again.
Oh dear Lord, that dude’s name could almost be pronounced “Cooter”
Jim Bob’s kid?
This man went on, no shit, to be a Demmycratic congressman.
Guess I’ll watch when I can at work then catch the last half of the final game when I get home. Yep. That almost feels normal.
Team Florida Man having issue with the white sharpshooter, just like the most of us.
He’ll Stand His Ground no doubt
Virginia Tech only has issues with Asian sharpshooters.
Finally, some normalcy; getting paid to watch basketball all day just feels right.
The first March of Diamond Joe has been…pretty good!!
I dunno, all the righties are saying that Putin doesn’t love us enough, and that China totally pwned that beta cuck Blinken.
But 100 million shots in 59 days seems good.
Had a work call 9-10, been blissfully quiet ever since.
One more meeting in 6 minutes then the wine will flow.
MARCH MADNESS IS FUCKING BACK BITCHES WOOOOOOOOOOO
I know fuck all about college basketball, but if there is an open thread and daydrinking, I am IN! Go State and or University!
Reminder, women’s side, Fresno State plays at noon PST, in the NIT tournament
Morning Folks. Am here for the day drinking.