No they were neither flaky nor tender, thank you for asking.
Now on to the hash browns.
Judge if you will, yes those are store bought I,G,F’s, now piss off.
Starts like this
Half way to throw down
Crispy? Good, now back off, those beauties are mine.
Now off to the gravy! Super easy be patient.
Let it simmer, should take 12-18 minutes
See? Nice and thick.
Not the hardest meal there is to cook, actually quite simple. Now doing it right? Is something else entirely. Did I get it right? No, not even close, the biscuits just plain sucked, but under that thick gravy, magic happened, they softened right up and tasted OK.
If you can’t make killer hash browns right here, right now, I’m afraid I can do you no good, sorry.
Couple of fried eggs right on top the hot mountain of goo? Paradise.
God damn that was too much food
As promised here comes your future.
It was fun to prove these recipe’s actually work, even a drunk of some renown pulled it off.
You said pulled it off.
Le sang coule de ma bouche.
Thank you for reading, can we please be nice to each other, now?
I AM GOING TO POST THIS EVERY TIME UNTIL IT BECOMES A LEGITMATE NATIONAL ANTHEM
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I think tonight I’m gonna get “Chuck Grassley Sunday afternoon drunk” though hopefully I won’t be as cranky.
“I remember when Goggle wasn’t too big. They fit just right back in my day.”
-Michael Phelps
It’s funny to me that it wasn’t that long ago that Phelps had to “apologize” for being photographed taking a bong hit.
Ten years ago today (almost exactly right now, in fact):
But does it make up for the child sex trafficking and ritual blood drinking under pizza places that have no basements?
Of course it does, Bin Laden was the only one who was keeping us I mean them in check!
Politico (which I normally avoid) has a very good oral history of how that raid (and that photo) came about.
That was fucking awesome and thank you very much for directing me to it.
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/04/30/osama-bin-laden-death-white-house-oral-history-484793
Can’t remember which Dancing With The Stars celeb they voted for. Was it Ralph Macchio? Little help?
We were in Phoenix to see a couple of Cubs D-backs games and were channel surfing back at the hotel and watching the news when it broke. Fucking Geraldo Rivera got the announcement on CNN. The hotel was going crazy.
I’ll never forget it.
The initial concept for this post was I printed out my biscuits and gravy recipe and let TAJ see if he could duplicate it using just my words. Fun concept. Pretty good results too.
Harry Kane is only 10-1 to score a hat trick v relegated Sheffield. I guess sometimes they’re telling you who to bet.
/lights dollar bill on fire
Watching “Memory: The Origins of Alien” and the unpacking of the stomach-bursting scene is so dense and just goes on and on and it’s completely fascinating.
-John Swartzwelder.
Interview here
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/the-new-yorker-interview/john-swartzwelder-sage-of-the-simpsons
A fantastic read. Thanks.
There was a Waffle House up the street from us in Birmingham that was so filthy and nasty they knocked it down and built another one instead of trying to clean it.
Waffle House? Ayup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dok7x-mUcvM
I can personally attest to the accuracy and authenticity of the truck story. One of the most insane things I’ve ever seen. I watched this dumbass unzip and step to the back of the pickup. I was also in the truck bed and we were bouncing down a dirt farm road in an Illinois cornfield.
I turned my head to slap on the back window of the truck cab to say “Look at this stupid fuck!” Then I turned back around and pissing dude was gone.
Gone.
It was a serious fucking gut punch. Heart stopping shit.
I had a ham and cheese omelette.
With hash browns.
I am over 50 years of age, and you would think by now that I would have learned not to wear a black T-shirt the first sunny day over 70 in the spring.
But you would be wrong. So very, very wrong.
/Chugs Gatorade.
Johnny Cash would approve…
With regards to the Manchester United fans, the Kaiser Chiefs called this years ago:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lU4ke34dKWo
I love DJ TAJ posts!
Alright, I’ve been courted recently by Conservative… sources. Being vain, it’s great! But this is the stuff that enables crushes or—gasp—a fling
Left off the That’s Just What He/She’s Into “Hey, don’t knock it till you’ve tried it, ya kink-shamer!” entry…
Wait, courted to run?
Why is there no bidet on that toilet? Has all my proselytizing been for NOTHING?
What game are you watching with a riot? What channel is that?
NBCSN is going splitscreen during the Newcastle/Arsenal match to show pitch invasions by Man. United fans. They’re protesting the Glazers’ ownership. They’ve gotten into the stadium twice, and, apparently, are at the team hotels preventing the players from boarding the buses.
Gotta wonder what notoriously shitty owners like Snyder or Nutting make of footyball clubs protesting owner shitbaggery…
Wait, who am I kidding? They probably look up from their respective piles of money, chuckle, and then go back to counting…
“riotriotriot…oh and we see a goal by Aubamyang…riotriotriot”
Rebecca Lowe is the best
“We don’t want confrontation; we don’t want violence…”
US Police: “Wait, what?”
I’d say society has had quite enough of the mega-rich.
We bag on the French all the time, but to their credit they were among the few who actually did more than just talk in that regard.
AND HERE COME THE ROAD FLARES!!!!
Hey, he’s not in the road. (prolly for the best, tho)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXkz119gg0o
Well, guess I’ll be watching the rest of the Arsenal game on split screen.
Rebecca thinking AMERICANS are wondering where the police are at a protest that’d been planned for weeks? That’s cute. Eat the fucking rich. Starting with the Glazers and John Henrys. Do not fuck with English football.
Heard this tune a few times and it’s stuck with me so I had to find out about these guys. Thing is, Horsegirl is three young women from Chicago that are still in high school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-q9YceSKug&ab_channel=Horsegirl-Topic
Whelp, another year, another NFL draft in the bag.
As such, here’s a song about paranoia, shame, and regret…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSxP5eiRN4E
I woke up wanting to hear this song. The Who are too good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xp9EdWnSX-c
We need a tag for stories of folks falling off trucks. Chris Henry Appreciation Society maybe?
I hope his junk is okay.