I hope you all took care of your favorite MILFs last weekend as you should. Does this mean that we get a special pictorial tribute to MILFs instead of your submissions?
Did we get enough pictures from you to fill out a page? Read on to find out!
Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
That Corey Chase pic has a little tuft there, nicely done.
What the hell is Rick Astley?
I find it hard to believe you’ve never been rick rolled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Beyond that, just how is he a skinny white dude with that voice? He was what, 21, when that was recorded?
He’s the forerunner of autotune.
Also, the modern version is Rebecca Black’s Friday, on a Friday
That’s still a thing? I had forgotten about it, thank you very much.
I was going to post it during last week’s Request Line as a tribute to tWBS but it would have been too much even for him.
Next year I will pay my taxes in cattle.
Is that the new crypto coin craze?!?
It is now! I will sell you some, yes?
Just give me a little more land and I’ll get back to you.
Apples are weird as fuck (I mean the fruit, but probably applies to the devices as well)
I feel like an outlier in my office as a PC user. I can’t get into macs.
Macs have a good base, but fuck it all up with the UI. Give me a goddamn file tree or give me the blue screen of death
Fact. Plus it’s easier to build a PC/replace individual parts
Our studio has Mac, Windows, and Linux machines. The Windows and Linux boxes are powerful but crap out and need a restart once a day; they keep our IT guys fully employed. We have four mid-2010 Mac cheese-graters that have been running continuously for 11 years now and only get restarted for software updates, about every three months. All of these machines are in heavy-duty VFX service.
Running my own htpc rig for the past 12 years. Confirmed
“I was born and bred, RAISED from the desert dirt to program on an IBM mainframe computer.
Big as half of a bowling alley.
I am DOS based.
I am PC.
I am Windows.
Right click!”
Where’s my royalty check Bill gates?
I just wrote your next viral ad.
I could sell a T-Shirt line that says nothing but “Right Click.”
Speaking of the tWBS, we’re on the Cape this weekend, and I forgot I left a bottle of the ghost pepper vodka I made down here. Took a sip and damn it’s still as potent as ever.
/Pours sip out for tWBS
[ground catches on fire]
Opening one of the Shady Oak Wine country sours
I am reading 3 books right now.
1) A Libertarian Walks into a Bear
2) The Excellent Doctor Blackwell
3) City of Silver
Reading ‘Ultras’, an excellent recommendation from Litre, a biography of Chief Justice John Marshall, (who married his 15-year-old wife when he was 28), and am glaring at a copy of ‘Gravity’s Rainbow’, which one of these days I will try to read again.
Ultras is interesting on many levels. The 31 nil one was great too.
Almost done with “The Splendid and the Vile” by Erik Larson, recommended somewhere around here, and it is a ripping good read.
Good stuff.
Thank you, Mr Brocky!
You’re welcome mr. Steelandfury
Foar Gumbygirl for the win.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5IHyFsvfUs
That was the best thing ever!
Apparently they are stoner rock/fuzz rock, and while I get stoner rock, fuzz rock has me intrigued
Haze beer, fuzz rock. All big wit th youts..
Had a lovely distanced time in the park with wine and distanced friends because my province is run by fucktards who never really locked down and fuck them because we are the worst in North America right now. Anywhoo, sitting outside (illegally) drinking in a park(attached to a school, so illegally) was nice.
MILD REBELLION WOOOO!
I drank wine out of a travel mug out of a straw. Still classy
Did it have ice cubes in it? Extra classy.
Hard to fit ice cubes in the opening in the Franzia box.
I hear Reuniti on ice is quite, well, enjoyable
If you couldn’t drink wine out of travel mugs they would be useless for travel. Side note, upon reflection I probably should have broken up with this one guy when he casually mentioned to me that his roommate had broken the collapsible Glenfiddich shot glass I got him and he didn’t really seem to care.
Is the illegal part that you’re not allowed within 100 yards of a school?
Kelenic. Hall of Fame. Collision course!
If I ever am in a situation where it would be beneficial or amusing to piss off a surgeon, I will just keep referring to them as vivisectionists
Or barbers.
I have it. 16 Candles soundtrack.
That’s it…maybe not on the soundtrack but they were all in the movie.
GOOD JOB BIG BEAR.
I just watched it a few days ago. It was the Sinatra that made it click!
You two have it solved. Except there is one more piece of information missing…
Since Gumbygirl just saw the movie, she should be able to guess the final piece of the puzzle.
I wasn’t paying close attention.! And I was high! Too much pressure!
Hee hee! One word: order
They are in the order of appearance in the movie?
DING DING DING DING!!
Jesus, that was an ordeal! I’m sweating!
Good job!
Closing credits?
Nope
Is it Anthony Michael Hall?
Not quite
It’s Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!
Aw those were great.
Oh Gumbygirl is DEFINITELY on the right track!
Were all of them playing at the dance? No that can’t be it, I’m pretty sure they weren’t rocking out to Old Dead Frank at the prom.
Well shit, now I have to move to Dusseldorf.
Those altbiers think they’re so edgy.
I MUST HAVE IT
Juliussss in the fridge for tomorrow night.
Tonight, bourbon.
As an aside, I have always loved the Wham song because of the conversation in it. Very natural-sounding.
These people all have huge scars?
And huge hair!
Nah, there’d be a Seal song.
This comment deserves a LOT of +1s!
– Heidi Klum
I like that when Heidi and Seal divorced, she pretty much starting doing male models half her age.
Well they say “Turning Japanese” is a euphemism for… onanism.
I don’t know about the music but I think there’s a theme with ayo’s pics
First hint:
I could have included this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le1QF3uoQNg
They all had ties to organized crime?
They play all of them after Yankee games?
All albums released in 1983?
Nevermind.
Yeah, I specifically remember that Vapours tune from before I joined the Navy, which happened in early 1981.
one last try, those songs were the first videos the bands had on MTV.
Pretty sure never mind was released closer to 1993
Is it that the song title is repeated several times in the chorus?
That might be almost every song ever made. Nope.
Yeah, thought about that after I posted. It’s Friday and my brain is mush.
Songs are last track on the albums they debut on?
Nope, but that’s an interesting guess.
This requires thinking, which i try to stop doing at 5pm on Fridays.
Not so much thinking, but remembering.
Well i am not Pepperidge Farms so I don’t remember.
Ok, so the songs…everyone seems to be reminiscing. Lost love, sex, good times, something. Is that it or am I way the hell off and should just shut up?
I was thinking the bands first song to chart.
Oh, that’s a good one. You may be on it.
Not on The Right Track…
You should never shut up.
But no, you’re not on the right track.
I wonder how much you would make at The Right Track though…
I don’t know what that is. I like going to horse tracks. Is it that?
WOO GAMBLING
4/6 of them are English
Just called my dad to wish him a happy birthday and found out that he’s, in his own words, an “anti-vaxxer”.
He said he isn’t getting vaccinated because he “doesn’t like being told what to do”.
My response was that he could simple decide – on his own – to get the vaccine.
The conversation ended politely but pretty quickly after that.
I mean I don’t want to call my dad a fucking idiot, but come on.
That’s a downer 🙁
I guess you didn’t ask him why he hasn’t jumped off a cliff since everyone else isn’t doing it?
Reasons for not taking the vaccine are so fucking stupid. They all boil down to “I don’t want to.”
I haven’t talked to my dad since 1969 because that’s when he died.
The moon landing was tough on everyone.
About half the things were nice though.
Aw man, sorry, that sucks. It’s really tough when your dad’s disappointing
/haven’t talked to mine in over 30 years even though he lives nearby
Sounds like what my father would say. Of course, as soon as my mother told him he might get the grand kids sick if he didn’t, he would’ve immediately changed his mind. If she was to tell him I might get sick instead it would’ve been a great, maybe it will toughen him up.
At This time in 8 days I will be enjoying an adult beverage somewhere over western Canada on the first leg of my first international trip since Feb 2020. I am already incredibly overeager and will do my best not to be super annoying in my anticipation during the next week. I have already packed.
Eastern Europe, right? Gonna have a Soviet Bloc party?
The Maldives, the country with the lowest high point in the world!
Ah, the other trip is later…well enjoy the Maldives, where you should get to do pretty much nothing.
Long ass flight time though, right? Like 24+ hours?
It’s about 20 hrs in the air, with an 8 hour layover in Doha.
I plan to get some diving in, also some snorkeling and swimming and floating.
“I like water sports too”
-D Trump
Heck yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdkmhquF60o
Double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2R6S5CJWlco
Got some pork shoulder marinating in the fridge for tomorrow’s cochinita pibil. Yes, I made it about a month ago, too.
Nice. In about an hour I’m going to sous vide a brisket for about 30 hours then smoke it all day Sunday for that evening’s dinner.
Oh yeah. I was originally thinking of barbacoa this weekend, but the piggy worked so well last time and I wanted a sure thing.
My rib roast has been cooking at 130° since noon.
I’ll probably order a pizza.
Not a bad choice either.