NFL Notes:
- A positive sign for the upcoming season is that half of all NFL teams have 51 or more players vaccinated for COVID-19.
- Which sounds good, given that regular-season rosters are 53-man, but teams are carrying 90 on their rosters ahead of training camp.
- Coaching staffs and team personnel are much closer to full vaccination.
- Thirty of the league’s teams have Tier 1 and 2 personnel at vaccination rates of 95% or higher, while the other remaining two teams are between 90 and 95 percent vaccinated.
- Jamal Adams is missing Seahawks mandatory minicamp due to a personal matter.
- Conveniently, in personnel matters, he also wants a contract extension, so he didn’t want to attend regardless.
- And as it’s due to “family matters”, he won’t be subject to fines.
- He will make $9.86 million in 2021, the fifth year of the contract he signed with the Jets, before the trade sent him to Seattle.
- Justin Simmons of the Broncos is currently the NFL’s highest-paid safety, with a contract that averages $15.25 million.
- Conveniently, in personnel matters, he also wants a contract extension, so he didn’t want to attend regardless.
NHL Semi-Finals Preview #2: – NY Islanders vs Tampa Bay Lightning
FINALLY, a team I predicted to be here is actually in the conversation. Tampa Bay had been my divisional favourite from the start of the Central Division playoffs. They faced mild challenges from both Florida & Carolina to get to this point, but the stability of their lineup was able to work them through to this point. Nikita Kucherov has been a fucking beast, leading the playoffs with 19 points & validating the strategy of benching him for the last two weeks of the season just to keep him fresh. Behind him with 13 points each are Brayden Point, Alex Killorn & Steven Stamkos, so they’ve got enough firepower to blast their way into the Finals. And Andrei Vasilevskiy is running at a 2.25 GAA for the 12 games played so far, which is most respectable.
But against a defensive-mined team like the Islanders, that may not be good enough.
As we saw in Game 1, the Islanders play a counter-punching type of game, looking to limit your offensive chances while trying to catch you off-handed when they break out the other way. Their leading scorer is Jean-Gabriel Pageau with 13, with a steady dropoff going down the roster. They aren’t going to blow teams out of the rink. But what they do do is frustrate teams trying to get traditional goals by breaking up the middle & putting lots of shots at the net. As the Bruins found out, the Islanders are designed for a 21st Century trap – they force you to the outside & plug up the middle so that nothing gets through. The net result is a lot of low-scoring games, and the Islanders padding the end result with some empty netters. Ilya Sorokin & Semyon Varlamov have worse GAA in the playoffs than Vasilevskiy, but they’ve had more protection, and teammates willing to dive in front of everything. That’s how they won Game 1, and that’s how they likely win the series.
And doom hockey to another decade of the 1990s Devils.
Prediction: Islanders in six.
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Islanders at Lightning – 8:00pm | NBCSN / Sportsnet / CBC
- NBA:
- Bucks at Nets – 8:30pm | TNT / TSN3
- Game 5 – series tied 2-2
- Bucks at Nets – 8:30pm | TNT / TSN3
- WNBA:
- Chicago vs Minnesota – 9:00pm | ESPN2
- MLB:
- Yankees at Blue Jays – 7:00pm | Sportsnet1
- Cubs at NY Mets – 7:00pm | ESPN / TSN2
- Twins at Mariners – 10:00pm | TSN2 / MLBN
- US Olympic Trials:
- Swimming – 8:00pm | NBC
- Wrestling:
- WWE NXT – 8:00pm | USA / Sportsnet360
- The possible re-debut of Samoa Joe. The good one, not the Samoan Joe called “Roman Reigns”.
- WWE NXT – 8:00pm | USA / Sportsnet360
Speaking of wrasslin’, Joliet Jake has got you tomorrow night, provided he hasn’t been taken to a local medical facility. So, I’ll see you on Thursday.
How in the living fuck is it only Tuesday?
God is actually a hate-filled monster?
I thought she was spaghetti filled
Radio Commercial: “If this Reds game ends with a save, a donation will be made to a local suicide prevention charity.”
Me: “Aw. That’s make this impending Blown Save and Loss even more disappointing.”
That’s really good.
Holy shit, Amir Garrett didn’t blow it this time!
The hotline shut’s down in the middle of the call: ” sorry, dude, the Reds reliever sucks, gotta go”
You know, its amazing how honest the hometown radio broadcasts gets when a Cincinnati team goes Full Cincinnati. Whether its the Bengals going Kaio-ken x20 Super Saiyan Blue Derp in the playoffs or a pitch runner promptly getting picked off by a quarter mile after he’s been put into the game, they will call out bullshit moves thoroughly and mercilessly.
Sheeesh.
KD played essentially every minute of this game. Dude is incredible.
yea Bucks gonna take the L
He did play every minute. And left with 49pt triple double. Insane performance.
Huge three with under a minute left.
And he fucking chucked it in there. Usually when someone shoots a three they let gravity do the work
I don’t know why I’m rooting for Brooklyn, it’s not like any if the packers fans I know watch the bucks
SAVE OUR SONICS!
CIN-MIL 0-0 going into Extra Innings. Everyone enjoy it until half the pitchers gets suspended and baseball scores suddenly look like football scores.
Oh shit
NETS back with the lead
KD looks to about drop 50pts + a Triple-Double
we got a GAME!
this is ROCKING!!!!!
Woohoo
WhooHoo indeed!
I’m with walking dog, I’m rooting for the nets
Ouch harden
“Ouch hardon”
-teenage me wearing jeans and a sexy lady walks by or the wind blows or it’s the top of the hour or whatever
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Interesting set of shows on Motortrend tonight about the NASCAR 2020 season. Ordinarily I would not give a fuck, but these programs seemed to deal quite openly with how they dealt with COVID and the whole Bubba Wallace/BLM thing. More interesting than I expected.
So I guess I didn’t realize the full implications of the heat and lakers losing when they did.
So we got four teams without a title, and 3 more teams with a t least a 30 year drought? Am I reading the bracket right?
As a Lakers fan, I just assumed they stopped the playoffs once the Lakers were out.
I can’t remember where I heard it, but someone suggested some sort of incentive for nfl teams to get vaccinations, like a fourth round pick.
I just had this image of Belichick with a bunch of syringes strapped to him like an ammo vest, and holding a minigun like Ventura in predator
How about they LOSE a fourth round pick if they DON’T vaccinate
How about if they don’t vaccinate, don’t bother showing up for the 2022 NFL Draft.
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Mike Brown is asking if Flintstone Vitamins would qualify for a sixth round pick.
Like he would pay for Flintstones vitamins and not the generic shit
Dirt Bengals and Dirt Vikings are playing today’s game on Ludicrous Speed thanks to a pretty good Pitcher’s Duel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t21DFnu00Dc
found a cool:
https://outbreak.info/
Rays ace Tyler Glasnow blames partially torn UCL, flexor tendon strain on MLB’s new foreign substances policy – CBSSports.com
tl;dr “How dare they enforce the rules!!!”
I heard his news conference on the sports radio today and you nailed it. Well sir, you actually are BREAKING the rules, so if hitters get caught corking their bats, let er ride til the end of the season??
I saw some woman got popped for steroids and she claimed she caught them from a pork burrito. I think she’s a runner, maybe marathon?
Oh man that’s the secret to finishing a marathon, more pork burritos
Does anybody else have 1 tap in their place that is colder than all the others? The one in the bathroom is as cold as ice and the others rarely get that cold. Or, I am losing my mind which is very possible.
The water in the last three places I’ve lived takes at least 20 seconds to warm up. It’s a very cold chill on the ass.
My house has all the plumbing run in the attic. In summer the cold is warm enough to shower in for 20-30 seconds after turning on the tap, and never goes below “tepid” until October or so.
LOL
Nets coming out looking lethargic against the Bucks
would be ROCKING if BUCKS pull this off and win the series.
If Canada draws or beats Haiti we are in the hex to qualify for the totally not slave laboUr World Cup in Qatar. If we lose again like we always do, fuck everything.
If you don’t qualify, say it was because they were protesting the tournament
It is because all of that aid money we sent there went to Concacaf.
That should help. LOL
https://twitter.com/onesoccer/status/1404985296505147394
That was hard to watch. I feel for the keeper.
Well, at least he will feel better when he gets home to
(checks to see where he’s from)
oh dear god
NAWT A HEX.
Now it’s an OCT.
Every team will play home-and-home against the other 7, so the final round will take forfuckingever.
Top 3 are in, 4th place gets a play-in with some other team from not-CONCACAF.
We are in the Octagon!
Good luck getting 3rd place!
(j/k Mexico will win Costa Rica will place Honduras will show and both our countries will choke harder than Michael Hutchence nutting on a hotel room duvet)
J.G. Pageau, hockey name, sure. Or Structured settlement lawyer. But Brock Nelson? That’s a basedball player name if there ever was one.
As soon as I write something nice about the Islanders, Tampa scores.
The only Islander I’ll ever say something nice about is Don T.
I read somewhere today that PR is currently experiencing a Texas-privatized-grid level power outage.
PR lege needs to make it harder for brown and black people to vote, harder to get an abortion, legal to carry an unpermitted pistol, legislating the inspection of children’s genitals so no kids can cheat on their gender, and now Governor Abattoir wants to fund a Texas Wall. That’s all worked so far since February, although ERCOT is asking us to throttle back the energy use to avoid rolling blackouts.
Great work, Republican government! Still haven’t figured it out after 25 years of being in total control of the state.
Chris Gittens has hit his first major league HR and some little prick is negotiating for it like he’s holding the Ark of the Covenant.
It’s Chris Gittens kid; take two tickets to the next home game and a T-shirt.
Yeah, it’s not like Aaron’s 715th or something.
They don’t have any right to work, but somehow the blue and orange in the Islanders’ unis look good together.
They do. I believe I’m in the minority on this one, (which of course I’m used to as a middle-aged straight white male; when oh when will my kind catch a break), but I loathe the version with the fisherman on it.
Andy Reid likes it because it reminds him of his favorite* restaurant.
*three hundred and twelve way tie for first
Marge: I’m allergic to seafood. Do you have anything that doesn’t have seafood in it?
Waiter: No.
Marge: What about the bread. Does that have seafood in it?
Waiter: Yes, the bread has seafood in it.
My life (a little bit, anyway), after I became allergic to seafood around age 42.
That really sucks. Why couldn’t it be something gross, like this?
I would never know, because I would never eat anything like that.
“You want me to put that in my mouth? I don’t even want to touch that with my hands!”
I could not find the appropriate clip.
Do I root for the team that obviously circumvented the salary cap? Or the team that I despise because they are a rival?
I choose meteor
I just don’t pay as much attention as some people. Which game are you referring to?
He’s actually talking about politics.
Must be something local.
I very recently said something like, “I’ll watch ‘Shooter’ any time it comes on.” I’ve come around-it’s complete garbage. I’ll never watch it again.
/anyone else go thru this process? Anyone else given up on their ‘guilty pleasure’?
Stupid doctor made me give up Slurpees. Something about diabetes & keeping my feet.
Listen to him/her. Trust me on this one. Diabetic neuropathy has me essentially disabled.
Oh, I am. But I just miss having one of those sugar bombs on a hot sunny day.
My pancreas doesn’t miss my having 2-3 of those per week.
I indulged my self a bit too often over the 23 years since diagnosis. Now I am basically crippled for the rest of my life.
I’m having a blue raspberry freeze from Taco Bell as we speak. In my defense, there is no air conditioning in this house, and I am a hot and grumpy old bag. I bought ice cream too!
From my youth, “Shout at the Devil” with Lee Marvin, Roger Moore, and Ian Holm. Loved the movie, loved the book (Wilbur Smith), loved the time period (WWI German East Africa, 1914-1915). Didn’t see it for about 30 years, and watched it when I first got Netflix and couldn’t make it past the first 20 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNlGAq45Rlo
[throws up devil horns]
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jC0kHsTtzCA
My teenage cousins asked if it was a Motley Crue movie when they saw it on the list of VHS tapes available for them to watch when visiting back in the 1980s. I didn’t have to re-listen to them in 2011 to know they sucked back then.
The fact that my feet are so wonky these days makes me very hesitant to drive a stick anymore. So, after almost 45 years, I “sold” the Corvette today (tomorrow actually). I’m a bit torn about it, but I haven’t driven it in more than 18 months and am selling it to a guy that’s trying to recapture his youth a bit as he prepares to die from cancer sometime in the next 6 to 12 months. He wanted to take it today, with a personal check, but I thought “Dude, cancer or not, I just met you, and don’t know you from Adam, and you want to take the car and the title and leave me with a little piece of paper? You can tell me you’ve lived out here for 50 years and have half a mil in the bank but I can’t verify that this afternoon.” Then he bad-mouthed Biden in passing and I said “Sorry, cashier’s check tomorrow and then you can drive it home.”
Can this dude even drive ‘fuckstick’?
Apparently. We took it for a test drive and he hit the gears pretty good, and did well when I told him to give it the beans.
Cut the brake cables before you turn it over.
That’s a little extreme, I think.
He’ll suffer more with the cancer. He got a call while I was showing him the car and he has a chemo appt in the morning that he did not know about.
I don’t think all Trump lovers/Biden haters are evil or necessarily stupid, just uneducated and brainwashed.
I think you know what you have to do.
https://imgur.com/I2kpWTp
I can’t see anything but a blurry gray line in your post, but I was wishing I had a Biden/Harris 2020 bumper sticker I could slap on it before he picks it up.
Get his email address and sign him up for every liberal site you can find. Especially the ones that constantly ask for donations (looking at you, Actblue)
There it is. I worked with a captain who was a Black guy whose voice sounded just like the “not falling for any banana in the tailpipe gag” cop. Me and this Black major used to always laugh about it and make fun when Captain Franklin was not around. And the major was from the hills of East North Cackalacky with that mushmouth accent you could barely understand. But ole Woody was one of the smartest engineers I ever fucking knew.