Sexy Friday, Letterkenny edition

I’ve finally caught up on all 9 seasons of Letterkenny on Hulu and I can’t stop telling anyone I know about this show. Surprisingly, quite a few of the people I know were not aware of it.

I know, right?

Well, I could sit right here and go on and on about how wonderful the show is and how it’s added many phrases to my vocabulary and how I love the music in it.

However, I feel like one of the reasons that I love the show so much is that it has great characters and extremely beautiful women.

Seriously, you Canadian DFOers, what the fuck with you all holding out on us? I’m assuming all of the ladies on the show are Canadian. Why didn’t you tell us how many beautiful women are in your country???

Ok, I get it. If I had a treasure in my backyard, I sure as fuck wouldn’t tell anyone about it. Well played, Canadia, well played.

This week, I have decided to go with a theme of the ladies of Letterkenny. Please pick your favourite in the comments.

Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

Aly and Bianca
Angie
Anik
Betty Anne
Bianca and Aly (Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week!)
Cassie, Mia Sophia, and Tassie
Gae
Gail
Gym Girl #2, Gym Girl #1, Big City Slam #3, and Big City Slam #1
Gym Girl #2 and Gym Girl #1
Mary Anne
Marie Fred
Mia Sophia
Mrs. McMurray
Mrs. McMurray
Rosie
Shyla and Shania
Tanis
BONNIE MCMURRAY!
BONNIE MCMURRAY!
BONNIE MCMURRAY!
Katy
Katy
Rosie, Katy, and Bonnie McMurray
Blonde Katy

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!

Song Number One:

Depeche Mode – Leave In Silence

Canción Número Dos:

Oingo Boingo – Just Another Day

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Alphaville – Forever Young

Canzone numero quattro:

The Fixx – Red Skies

Canção número cinco

Modern English – I Melt With You

Seigarren zenbakia:

Duran Duran – Planet Earth

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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Col. Duke LaCross

Tanis is erotically terrifying.

Last edited 3 years ago by Col. Duke LaCross
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Howdy

yeah right

Hola!

Bom dia?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Not particularly but trying to wrap it up

yeah right

ESPN Rachel Nichols: “So Quin Snyder coach of the Utah Jazz, what does you’re team need to start doing to stop the Clippers offense.

QS: “Well, Rachel we really need to get better rotation on our double teams, were leaving the shooter way too open on his rotation.

Rachel: “More importantly how does is feel to be a wanted criminal and the notorious Dick Tracy is pursuing you?”

QS: “That’s not a fair question see? I was framed, see? That Dick Tracy is a no good rat I tell ya! A dirty no good government rat!”

Rachel: “So how do you stop Paul George in the second half?”

QS: “Well honestly Rachel, we need to have better interior defense and we have to push the ball.”

Rachel: “Thanks coach.”

QS “Thank YOU Rachel.”

Gumbygirl

Is he a villain? There were a million of them. I liked Flattop, and Mumbles.

SonOfSpam

Also, since this is my job, must inform you that Ohtani hit 2 HRs tonight and will participate in the HR Derby this year. In Colorado. Bet on him or die.

yeah right

Ohtani is in the goddamn home run derby!

I got your must see TV and raise you an Ohtani.

Shit yes!

Mr. Ayo

This is great. Ohtani fucking rules.

SonOfSpam

Also, been dry since last weekend, no longer dry. Cheers and shit.

yeah right

How’s the weather in the OC?

Iguana like?

Gumbygirl

It rained a tiny bit last night and this morning up here. Then it got hot and miserable again.

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SonOfSpam

Ain’t complaining. Not about that at least. We are lucky.

SonOfSpam

Ok, hint please?

Feel like I’m way off and need help. Also, this is how I spend each day.

Gumbygirl

Is it the mad synthesizer?

Gumbygirl

Troof.

Mr. Ayo

Holy shit. They still think the wave is a thing here.

Beerguyrob

It’s a Seattle tradition!

Mr. Ayo

There was less than 1/4 capacity! I had row fucking 9 all to myself.

NAWT HAPPENING FOLKS!

Sharkbait

McMurray is a piece of shit

herodotus450

If Corey Perry dies in the process I guess I could stomach a Montreal win in this series.

Sharkbait

I kinda want Montreal to win because they’ll get the trophy that usually goes to the Western Conference Champions. Mainly for the trivia aspect

Beerguyrob

Yips confirmed.

WCS

A WILD PLAYOFF MARC-ANDRE FLEURY EMERGES

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Dunstan

I haven’t seen the Habs get a gift like that since Marty McSorley decided to use an illegal stick

Dunstan

And the refs give it back by failing to call an obvious double minor. Of course.

Dunstan

Holy fuck, thank you, Marc-Andre Fleury,,,

litre_cola

I am really drunk. i love you all, yeah that guy. I plan to complete the drinkathon with some Smiths because really, Fuck Morrissey, Jonny Marr is cool tho.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_P5iSG_APE

Brocky

You know you’re getting old when you’re three beers in and you’re buzzed as fuck

Don T

Uruguay plays horrid futbol but they’re malcontents. Good enough for me! 🥰

Brocky

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I’ve had worse views at sporting events

Viva La Tabula Raza

Apropos of nothing. I love the dancers. Musician buddy of mine still occasionally jams with the bass player up in Austin. But the dancers!!! Dead Tom Petty plays this regularly on his Buried Treasures radio show.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZExWt-bj-k

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JimU

You always post great pictures on Fridays Balls and
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herodotus450

Of all the McQuarterbacks, Cade McNown had the best name but the worst career. WEIRD.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fuck off
—Jim McMahon

Beerguyrob

Then I highly recommend my contribution to the [DFO] Halloween lexicon, “The Trading Card of Cade McNown”.

Mr. Ayo

Dirt HOX!!!
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Beerguyrob

Solid. Can’t wait for the border to open so I can get down there.

Don T

Uruguay squad summary: still bullying (good), couldn’t score in a Vegas brothel with $20,000 (DIGH).

Brick Meathook

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WCS

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WCS

Let’s check in on Phil Mickelson, and his chances of winning that long elusive US Open…
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Oh. Nevermind.

Dunstan

Habs cleverly employing their patented rope-a-dope, “let them tire themselves out taking shots at Carey Price” strategy.

WCS
Viva La Tabula Raza

I was thinking about going to the beach this summer. Maybe I will reach that goal.

Brocky

Three things:

1. I honestly have no idea with the theme

2. I need the dfo login for slack because I somehow got signed out.

3. I’m actually at the Cubs game right now. If a brawl spills onto the field, look for a red button up shirt

Mr. Ayo

Also, where’s my slack invite?

litre_cola

Have no idea how i got in. hehe.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Probably not what you are looking for, but all are songs from the 1980s.comment image

Viva La Tabula Raza

I never get these, but Oingo Boingo is one of my favourite bands.

Game Time Decision

All songs from the never ending story movie

Dunstan

Well, since it never ends, eventually all songs are in it.