Late Afternoon/Evening 28 August Open Thread

Chip Kelly’s sweaty tits deserve their own thread, you know?

Hawaii (+18) at Westwood Klavern (3:30, ESPN)

$20 on the Rainbow Warriors to win – who says no??  Fuck you, YOU have a problem.

Later, NFLN has a doubleheader of Tits/Bearistocrats (7:00) and Spanoi/SeaTruthers (10:00).  I mean, what the fuck else is one to do?  Read, like some kind of fruitcake?

/defensively hides volume 2 of the “Dark Iceland” detective series

I learned very little today, but here goes:

1. Handsome Mikel just might be fucked.  Fortunately, that’s a face that can sell $20 truck stop handjobs.
2. Pep don’t need no stinkin’ strikers!
3. I hate for anything good to happen to the vile Redshite, but a point at home to 10-man Chelski ain’t nuthin’ to brag about.
4. Toffees get to the break with…7 points?  I mean, a favoUrable schedule, but still way above expectations.
5. Palace finally scored.  TWICE even, which they needed to scrape a point off Fronk’s Hammers.  That has to leave a mark.
6. Nebraska has a very, very stupid punt returner.  You had to see it to believe it.