Man, that was good stuff! (is typing at 12:15 EST) Dimes throwing it around like crazy, that bananacakes last-second upset and that leg fracture. Ouch! Hopefully the second half of games can keep up the pace!
To The Games!
Jets/Broncos:
This is my Survivor pick-don’t let me down Hippo! Look for both Williams and Gordon to feast on passes out of the backfield. The Jets are perfect in that they’ve allowed 18 out of 18 passes to be caught. Denver’s gonna toss the Jets Saleh.
Fins/Raiders:
Miami doesn’t look nearly as good as their trajectory would have suggested. And now Tua is tossed on the IR scrapheap for a bit. The underwhelming Brissett might just be a slight improvement on the second year (not) wonder though.
Bucs/Rams:
Make way, make way, his majesty Brady has arrived. Please watch this game with the volume turned to -11. It’ll be interesting to watch Ramsey on Godwin out of the slot-anything the Rams can do to take away weapons will be helpful to their cause. I’d expect Fat Stafford to have 40+ pass attempts in this tilt.
Seahawks/Vikes:
Dalvin is ‘unlikely to play’ so bring out the handcuffs that you’ve hidden in your underwear drawer. As far as cornerbacks are concerned, Minny’s are more generous than every other unit and ranked lower than no one else’s. If all goes according to plan you’ll hear ‘chunk play’ often.
I’m done. And you’ve just started.
Cris talking about how rare it is to come from behind with Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn is absolutely laughing herself to death right now.
It’s not the Buddy signal, but it is a fantastic beer.
Just tuning in from drinking too much, (and I am not done yet), while watching the Yankees sweep the Red Sox, (thanks in part to some truly horrific umpiring), and it’s just immediately Collinsworth “golly gee aw shucks the refs missed another call but it’s fitbaw, whaddya gone do?” and how the fuck does he have a job?
If parts of Cris Collinsworth start turning up in the mailboxes of various network executives, know that I loved you all and regret nothing.
gruden going for the td to beat the spread
Really lovin@ this Mark Davis rebranding as a loungin’ emperor.
yeah hes had the caesar bowl cut planned years in advance. wonder which pf changs in vegas he hits up
miamis d got complementary drinks at the end of the 4th
Was that a doink or just a bong?
Bong is always the answer.
Just about every US Air Force Base in this country has a street named Bong. Huh-huh, he said bong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Bong
Ah, there’s no place like home.
And by “home” I mean arriving at home to find that the Raiders have blown a late lead against a backup quarterback who they should have blown out easily.
“Raiders? Backup QB? Blown? Am I getting meth out of this or are you just wasting my time?”
-Marinovich, T.
This is dumb by Miami.
SKOL motherfuckers!
I’ll try not to say this many more times but we could easily be 3-0.
Still. That was nice.
WOOO!
finally started using Jefferson properly
That’s crazy infuriating. He’s one of the best out there. Let him do the Griddy!
-Sally Hemmings, showing off her brand-new coffee kettle
No problem. I totally trust Jacoby Brissett in this situation.
/eyes liquor cabinet furtively
3rd and 20, where is WCS??
Tom Brady RUNNING the ball, down three scores at 2:00. But NO, they aren’t just trying to serve his ego. What a clownshow.
Never easy for the the Raiders.
Really should have stuck with Tanny Fanny instead of Teddy
Sorry. Was all game script, and he threw down to the 1 multiple times.
I’m not blaming you, but I’m not absolving you either
is ok, white liberal guilt is my default state of being
overtime and loathing in las vegas
Something something drugs Barstow.
Eyeliner man goes to OT!.
DRAW DRAW DRAW!! WE WANT THE DRAW!!!!
SeaTruther OL issues cropping up today.
C’mon Brady garbage points!
Today’s fixture was absolutely – outside of Javante’s fumble – Vic Fangio’s wettest dream.
I never advise FGs inside the 5…but RRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! should take the points.
Minnesota…should have gone for it.
Zach Wilson running the 50 second drill, otherwise known as “Wedding Night” among his people.
Broncos Update!
“Hippo sleeps on clean sheets for the first time since, since, [puts finger to earpiece] well, it’s been quite some time!”
This may be the last tme EVAR but WOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Golden Plate Boi has 60 seconds, no timeouts, own 25. Trying to RUIN MY DAY
Shocking as it is, I think the Jets might not be a very good football team
If anyone is Xmas shopping for Tyler Lockett, he’d like a new foot.
Scorigami illuminati – has there ever been a 25-25 Draw?
UPDATE – LOLfins are NO FUN
Baltimore, just barely better than Detroit in questionable circumstances? Football holds up a mirror to life!
How’s Detroit’s bus system? Out of all the things in Baltimore that might have somehow been the worst, and we walked around Peabody in more than a one block radius.
Well, I don’t know if you know this, but there was a very famous Bus from Detroit….
Checking my fantasy team, it seems that both players who were listed as questionable are actually out and I only managed to pull one of em. Oh well, I can probably come up with some more interesting fantasies that don’t involve football
“Please feel free to leaf through all of our alpaca offerings.”
-DFO
That’s the good stuff
Somebody remembered!
Look, I’m going to come right out and say it, “toss the Jets Saleh” is a great pun!*
*may have consumed an edible
I like how didn’t kick the FG at 20-nil, left my clean sheet in place.
/and it WAS a solid pun
Holy Helix, my football team sucks. I mean, more than expected.
That’s us!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zom6YS8-X8&list=RD0zom6YS8-X8&index=1&ab_channel=Helix-Topic
Here’s my cake. Sprinkles on it like I’m seven!
That is approved by Decilitre.
Happy birthday princess!
Spoon some ice cream on there and run around on a sugar high!
Stupid Nanobubbles is going to lose to tin foil bbq guy. I need a Gamblor sacrifice quick!
also, FUCKING RRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT, taking foot off the gas.
Come on, more Stafford to Kupp (and not Higbee because he’s on my bench because I am a moron)!
Not DeSean tho.
Damn it, we is gonna have to share 1st position in the AFC West Table.
Need those Brady garbage points bad in one league.
4th and 1? In-com-PLETE!!!