I’m all for a slate that is 50% interesting. Meh, they’re all fine and dandy when one is playing the fantasy ball, really. Let’s see what’s on tap…
To The Games!
Cards/Rams:
Rarely has a trade met expectations the way that “Stafford to the Rams” has. So far. McVay, finally having a qb that can make every throw (and is tickled pink to be on a team that doesn’t have 70 years-and-still-going Losing Culture) has opened up the playbook and opposing teams have been caught flat-footed. Fatt has responded with a 9TD, 1INT, 942 yards stat line. Someone has to get the L tonight and the numbers say Arizonny-McVay is 8-0 against them.
Seahawks/Niners:
Both these secondaries suck balls so expect to see them flying. Kittle has had a nice run but he seems to be the guy that is going to have nagging injuries the rest of his career. Maybe it’s just me. As for Seattle, The Legion of Boom is long gone and teams can run/pass on them with impunity these days.
Ravens/Broncos:
A sticky D, a weak sked and surprisingly ubercompetent play from Teddy B have Denver sitting pretty at 3-0. Now comes the hard part. That run D that limits teams to 3.1 per go now has to deal with a ‘More hard ground game that cruises to the tune of 4.9 per.
Steelers/Packers:
Expect rook rb Najee Harris to fade at some point if he’s going to be utilized like this for any lengthy period of time. He’s played 96% of available snaps so far. Congrats to those of you that passed on an rb and grabbed Davante Adams in fantasy-especially in PPR. Over the last two weeks he’s given you 20 grabs and 253 yards. Here’s a stat for you-in Pitt’s last 11 games they’ve been outscored 64-6 in the 1st quarter. That lone 6 points? It was a interception run in by Joe Haden. Gah!
Enjoy what’s on offer.
Can I pass on tonight’s Brady fellatio fest?
NAWT OPTIONAL!
Hippo already has.
Gronk is the portrait of Dorian Grey for all Bradys hits
Every time Brady cums, take a nice big swallow of your drink. Just gulp that warm feeling down your throat.
Yes. I’ve got “On the Waterfront” recorded and I’m probably going that way.
“In high def Carl Maldens nose hairs look like PX cables.”
-Paulie G somewhere in Jersey
Actually, you’re first in the barrel
I guess. Who would you prefer to be fellatioed?
Jackie Slater is pissed off, Vince Ferragamo is sad. Still better than watching the Brady blowing festival on NBC.
So how did the baseblabbling turn out for everyone? Is everyone tied up like everyone wanted?
Naw man fucking Yankees and Sawx got in and left Toronto and Seattle outside looking in.
Wellllll… I’m an Astros fan* due to being born and raised in Houston, so not too shabby.
*I fully admit to being a fairweather fan, as I don’t really care about baseball, only watch the playoffs, and only really pay attention when the Astros are good
If you like cheaters so much, why aren’t you a P*ts fan too?
My only arguments in rebuttal to people talking about the Astros cheating are a) they absolutely 1,000,000% were not the only team cheating in MLB, b) they still had to hit pitches and get people out, and c) even without cheating they were a really, really fucking good team.
But yeah, they cheated. Oh well. It is what it is.
(I’m aware that I’m justifying cheating and am in no way trying to excuse it. Just wanted to point out they weren’t the only ones and they still had to play and win the games.)
Which they did win.
By cheating.
I have an unvaccinated nephew, twin brother to the offensive coordinator of the Reedley fucking Tigers (who is fully vaxxed) this nephew lives in Oklahoma which pretty much explains everything.
I’m the commissioner of our fantasy football league and one of the teams is run by one of my many former girlfriends.
Nephew sends me a text saying “Former girlfriend isn’t running her team.”
He wants to get a buddy of his in the league.
I sent him a text saying “Get the vaccine and I’ll actually listen to you.”
Except for Rockingdog, did anyone’s team win today?
I thought he liked to RRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT??
Who, Rockingdog? I thought he was a Seahawk pup.
Ayo and Beer Guy support the Truthers, though
HOX!!!1!!1
No.
Nope.
No.
I’m ahead, (thanks to Internet Dad starting two guys who were out), but we each have 2 remaining players from Tampa, and his is Brady.
Oh, if we’re talking real teams yes, my favoUrite team, and for that matter America’s team, the Dallas Cowboys, did win today.
/just fucking pelted with a hail of rotten fruit and garbage
/that ain’t fruit
Uhhhh, no. 40-0 no. Just the biggest ass whoopin’ in team history.
Mine is going to win (GB)
/No longer Gumbygirl favourite
Be Best.
*citation needed
It’s not grammatical, so she couldn’t have stolen it from Michele Obama.
Good point. That’s about the only thing she didn’t steal from Michele (well, that, and whatever that horror show of Christmas decorations she did was)
My weekend was Puebla, Fulham, Iggles losing.
That being said the Gigantes did hold off the blue team for the NL West title.
My Bournemouth Cherries won and still have not lost a bloody fucking game.
Guess it’s EFL for me going forward.
Just got a ticket to the Yankee-Red Sox WC game in Tuesday.
Goyim Space Lasers have hit the 200 mark!!
Garbage DEEBO-time WOO
Gumby has Stafford in ff. He was bummed, until he realized the guy he’s playing didn’t start Kyler!
One fine afternoon at Titans’ reddit
TOM BRADY HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING! I REPEAT, TOM BRADY HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!
Why is he in Northern Ontario?
Who?
Sorry.
Whom?
He’s a bum. You know what to do.
Turns out RAMMIT is sheep in sheep’s clothing
Funny, they don’t look Welsh.
Offensive offense is highly offensive, something THE BEN knows all too well.
Ben seems to have stalled again
I’d say try turning him off and then back on again, but we all now Ben reacts poorly to being turned off.
Happens when you get older.
So is RAMMIT not as good as we thunk or are the Quards actually best team in the west?
RAMMIT is never good
Damn LA Bias strikes again?
YES
forgot Marino retired for the memes at 420 TDs
That’s Rocking!
What the fuck is with the terrible NFL clothing this year. These bday cakes sweaters are brutal and the hats with skid marks look stupid.
They’re encouraging you to get screened for cancer!
Somehow!
Taste cancer, I reckon
Just turned the Steelers game off. To be fair, I watched it way longer than I thought I would.
My daughter brought home porn from school today. SMH they’ll let them read anything.
SMH SMH
Sean Hochuli taking them to the BB gun show
Some critic called Venom ‘the rollercoaster movie of the year’. My vote goes to the documentary, “I Had My Ups And Downs: How I had Sex On A Rollercoaster More Times Than You-Loser!”
Is Pinktober no longer a thing?
I had totally forgotten about breast cancer.
What about the TROOPZ???
We wrassle for them.
They’ve pulled out of breasts now too
Didn’t we beat it last October by wearing pink?
I thought it was all those free exams I gave out.
Susan Komen never pays her bills. Everyone knows that.
Apparently replaced by those Fashion Crime funfetti hoodies?
They changed it to “A Crucial Catch,” with a focus on screening for all types of cancer.
Didn’t they limit it to one weekend a few years ago?
DEEBO WOO!!!!!!!!!!
Hawks vs 49ers is Rockin
Yay football! 🏈
Yanks walk it off on a weak fielder’s choice by Aaron Judge, just like the old gypsy woman foretold.
Packers fans thought that was a perfectly clean hit by tj. They know hits not a dirty player
Wiiiillllllsssoooonnnnn!!!
Let russss cook! 💪
That TD pass was ROCKINGG!!
So for the evening game, is there some sort of backstory or subplot I should know about?
Nothing that I have been made aware of.
Two teams that should have stayed with their original uniforms. True classics replaced by generic crap.
Other than that I can’t think of anything.
There goes Dunstan again, “Begging The Brady!”.
Rollout of Bellichicks dating app Grumble where Bill contacts Brady’s mom first.
That might explain why Brady’s dad can’t keep his mouth shut.
ok, let’s see that Horse Cock, Mr. Lock.
This kid is watching the Santa Clara game
Charm. Fucking. SLINGER!
Yes!!!!
Russell Wilson with the TD!!
That’s Rocking!!!! 💯
The Yankees need literally one run and they clinch. It seems to be too much for them.
Easily the most aggravating team I’ve ever rooted for.
I see the Nats fucked up the entropy, I assume the MLB office is paying teams off to get Yanks/SAWX
I mean, the Nats aren’t even a major league team at this point.
but they was UP 5-1!!
I have a Red Sox friend who was freaking out about that and I kept saying “It’s the Nationals.”
Yanks, meanwhile, have the bases loaded and one out and Stanton coming to the plate and I am going to throw up.
Scratch that, pitching to Judge with 1b open. Still nauseous.
All of Canada (‘cept me) sighs.
THIS 49RS TEAM I CALL IT SANTA ANITA RACETRACK BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO RUNS ON IT ENDS UP WITH BUSTED LEGS
Is Sermon preaching to the choir? Did I make the right choice?
85 rushing yards, no scores. My opponent has him on his bench.
Gaaahhhh
These drops by Hopkins and Metcalf are
NOT ROCKINGGG
Woof
Ye Hollywood Brown actually caught one. Tis a brutal timeline my canine friend.
I am fading Hollywoo in money league, where I am on track to lose despite scoring 170+ – just shoot me already
Woooooof
BLEERGH LAUGHS AT YOUR SUDDEN CHANGE
One hell of a day, for the Mightiest of FITBAW Gods
I’m not feeling this nonsense today. Think I’ll go take a bath.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1444776605067350016
Big Ben’s arm can’t play defense anyway, either.
Now that was a mid day nap!
big ben is that you?
So….Qards the new bestest team in the universe?
Kyler is terrifying.
The predictions have come to pass
https://youtu.be/LrxZblVUkMU
Bro-off contest – Maxx Williams v. Nick Siriani?
If he didn’t call the bank, it doesn’t count
I was playing in a league at the age of 36 when I yelled that phrase. The guy that hit the shot came up to me after the game and asked me what I meant. That was my last year.
Need to chew some clock AND get seven, Donks.
PRAISE DOINK’HLOR?
If you make it off the bar, the FG should be worth 4.
I concur.
PPB leagues, .5 for doinks
Ever notice how Rammit rhymes with dammit?
Kinda like how Dolphins rhymes with mediocrity.
we’ll still convert 7 first rnd draft picks in 3 years into a gripping battle for 2-3 in the AFC east, thanks jets