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Sexy Friday, Mid-October 2021 edition

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This week, I have no Balls’ Thoughts O’ Da Week as my brain is completely fried. I just want to chill and relax with a certain someone and block out the rest of the world. The song selections this week will help greatly with that. Enjoy!

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For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

Here are your Top 11 pictures of the week.

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

This week, I’m playing six songs that I believe are best heard in the dark in the arms of a loved one. Preferably naked. Enjoy!

Song Number One:

Portishead – Sour Times

Canción Número Dos:

Thievery Corporation – Nos Dois

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Massive Attack – Teardrop

Canzone numero quattro:

Röyksopp – What Else Is There?

Canção número cinco

DJ Shadow – Midnight in a Perfect World

Seigarren zenbakia:

The xx – Angels

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and fly low and avoid the radar.

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Doktor Zymm

I get jokes I thought were funny but totally didn’t understand in 1994

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TheRevanchist

I understand song lyrics that never made sense in the 80’s, but I still sang the wrong words. Sort of the same

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Doktor Zymm

I feel bad. I am watching some dumb History Channel show about aliens in Malaysian toilets. I shouldn’t encourage this. Will change channels.

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Doktor Zymm

Oh, Martin, goodbad

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Doktor Zymm

We are quite old aren’t we, cause I know y’all are asleep and not out partying

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King Hippo

I am only awake because I took my customary, marathon Friday afternoon nap.

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Doktor Zymm

This is a good thing.

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TheRevanchist

Yes, but soccer games start at some fucking unholy hour in the morning, and Wrexham has an important one to win. And, “if you can’t be an athlete, being an athletic supporter.”

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Gumbygirl

Good night, ladies and germs!

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2Pack

Vintage Pirelli calendar pic from…. 1984. I think a couple of these ladies were in my homeroom.

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Doktor Zymm

I don’t feel persuaded to buy new tires, seems like poor marketing

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2Pack

Dont you see the tread marks on thier bottoms? Man 7 years of collage marketing school… DOWN THE DRAIN!

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Horatio Cornblower

I am thinking about rubbers, so they’re halfway there.

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Horatio Cornblower

John Smoltz is one of those guys who manages to use his speech patterns to sounds really smart, but when you actually take the time to listen to what he’s saying and compare it to what’s happening in the game, he’s just completely full of shit.

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Doktor Zymm

That’s so fucking annoying, I could fake just about anything, but I won’t get hired to do it on TV

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Horatio Cornblower

Kike Hernandez is single-handedly going to…make the Astros slightly nervous, I guess.

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rockingdog

Yea pretty much
Real talk, Sox gotta win tomorrow if they want a shot at winning this series.

Yay Baseball! ⚾️

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Horatio Cornblower

Eovaldi needs to come out and break ribs on Altuve and Correa. Set the tone early.

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TheRevanchist

My BIL sent this to me. I love that he shit talks. Life is much better with shit talking.

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Gumbygirl

Here’s some shit talk

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It also prevented millions of Dodgers fans from experiencing true joy, so there’s that.

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rockingdog

Bahahaha 😂

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Doktor Zymm

Ah, the innocent days of the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBIx-gP-I8c

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Doktor Zymm

So pure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A9EBq0Thy4

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Doktor Zymm

I have a Devil Doll stuffie

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Doktor Zymm

It was in Flash!

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rockingdog

Yikes!
Astros have the bases loaded
Bar is semi-rocking
Not looking good for the Soxxxxx 😬

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rockingdog

Another Astros HR
Houston up 4-3
Not looking good for the Sox 😬

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Doktor Zymm

Hah!comment image

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Doktor Zymm

The National League and the National Football Conference should theoretically both change their names if they include a team from a different country. The American League/Conference can get around that if the team is from the Americas, so is technically more flexible for issues like Canadia or Mehico, but nawt Londinium.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Because there’s nothing professional sports are more committed to than intellectual consistency, save perhaps integrity.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Doktor Zymm

I just look forward to the Medium posts about post-Colonialism if we get a London team in either conference

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Doktor Zymm

Planning out a playlist to play at 5:20 am the morning after my shared bedroom wall neighbors have been up late watching loud-ass movies and tv. Thinking I will start with this classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F39UP1mjAnc

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Horatio Cornblower

Pavement Saw, off of this little gem. Bonus points, I believe Steve Albini is still working in or around Chicago.
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rockingdog

Shit dicks
Jose Altuve with the 2 run HR 💪
Game is Tied 3-3

Gooooo Sox!

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SonOfSpam

gooooo sox are gross especially the next day

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SonOfSpam

Dammit, Altive just tied the game.

Thing is, I used to like Altuve, because I saw him close up once at an Angels game, and he’s at most like 5’4″ but it turns out he’s a filthy cheating dwarf.

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Doktor Zymm

If he’s a filthy cheating dwarf with good breath, maybe he can get an Altoids endorsement. If not, may he be forever condemned to controversial St. Kilda dwarf throwing parties

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ballsofsteelandfury

I am fascinated by your last sentence. So many questions. To name a few:

1- There are non-controversial dwarf parties?
2- If so, do they just not take place in St. Kilda?
3- Did Litre tell you about these parties?

I could go on…

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh, there’s definitely a ’25 Questions About” pending here.

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Doktor Zymm

This is just the dwarf version of a tree falling in an empty forest koan. If a dwarf is set on fire at a St. Kilda party that doesn’t get any press coverage, is it still controversial?comment image

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Doktor Zymm

Alternate version: If Justin Trudeau worked at a Wendy’s instead of being Canadian PM, would it still matter that he loved dressing up in blackface?

*Trick koan! His career is exactly the same as it would have been without the racist costumes!

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Horatio Cornblower

You definitely don’t want to hang a slider to a guy who already knows a slider is coming.

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