Wow, that upset was something else, huh? Who could have predicted the Giants doing that? Kidding! Cincy walking into Baltimore and hanging 41 on them was sweet. I have to think that Redshirt lost some precious bodily fluids shortly after the clock ran out. Probably after he checked the final score a few times to ensure he wasn’t the victim of some witchery. It’s cool to watch a young team on the rise.
I think the Giants taught us something today. The lesson is that that sometimes, just sometimes, an o-line held together with rags, feathers and used cat’s intestines can have a special day. Having a mobile qb move around in the pocket creates pressure on a defense, is a notion that OC Garrett seems to be grasping.
To The Game!
Colts/Niners:
-Jimmy G is back! And he’s being called a ‘bitch’ by Martellus Bennett. Where did that come from? Maybe it’s his league-low aDOT of 6.9. I guess the proper nomenclature is ‘conservative’ or ‘risk averse’, and not that nasty word.
-The Colts 2-4 record doesn’t seem that great but they’ve won 2 of their last 3.
-One might place blame on the slow start on coach Frank “Too Cute” Reich and his underutilization of the only dynamic talent on the team. Despite injuries to the o-line, Jonathan Taylor has, with a proper workload, amassed 100+ yards from scrimmage and 5 TDs in the last three games.
-If you didn’t think that the Niners backfield was muddy enough JaMycal Hasty has been activated for this game. Perhaps with a bit of luck Jeff Wilson can return and vulture some scores from whoever the hell gets the start.
Get in there and get dirty!
Wendy’s fries really are much better now. The rare not-total-bullshit ad campaign.
Can they still be used as frosty conveyance methods?
Better doesn’t mean good. They aren’t good yet. Maybe in another decade or two
Tom Brady pitching crypto is too perfect to even make fun of.
The new #BFIB Leader of Men…is 13 years younger than Hippo. And 5 (or maybe 6??) younger than Waino.
Regret to inform most sports employees are younger than Hippo.
BUT NOW IT IMAPCTS THE RIGHT WAY!!!1111
but seriously, am fine with the hire – younger means likelier to understand/value maths
“Everyone is going for it nowadays on 4th down”
YES BECAUSE IT IS ADVANTAGEOUS TO DO SO IN MANY SITUATIONS
MANY = “almost all”
B-b-but if you miss it, some boozed up farttard of a beat writer might make fun of you!
Won’t somebody think of the paunchy over-the-hill white male!?
I would really appreciate a Taylor td Gamblor. The FF God was awful to me again so give this one?
For FF reasons this would help me as well, so I second the motion.
Splitting up the Olympics was a marketing move, yes?
Everything about the Olympics is.
*disaffected sigh*
That should be the new Olympic anthem.
People wonder why we don’t value artists in our society, and then there’s this Justin Bieber commercial
I haven’t seen so many wet balls and lack of scoring since the communal showers in boot camp at MCRD San Diego!
So many wet balls. The whole thing is slippery.
He wentz in, yawn, fantastic ball handling harf
So, people who are really good at tennis can return their own serves. Are there punters who can run back their own punts?
Maybe Mr Perfect can?
https://youtu.be/uc8JCXngwOQ
I reject the premise. How does one return their own tennis serve?
Serve it high and run around to the other side
I can see it wit an underhand serve, but not an overhand.
But I’m also terrible at tennis.
You can totally skyball overhand, it’s actually better if you’re trying to get over the net
Oh, ok. I was thrown off by your use of “good”.
People who can handle their own balls well?
So tough to find a chap who can handle his own business correctly.
Dude whose job is to keep the balls dry in the bag, opening the bag to take the balls out and show them to us defeats the whole point of your job.
Quality ball towel!
Is there a certain brand that is better than the others?
I know right. It’s like taking a vaccine but still getting sick like a jackass
I keep hearing dakota
Silly game is silly. Hippo APPROVES!
That should be a safety. Stupid rules.
Nuh-uh says the Hippo fading the Humps D/ST
Looks like I might be having a gals at the winery type of NYE! One of these ladies may have raped another friend of mine, but he told it as a funny story so probably okay, don’t think I will bring it up anyway.
As he told it: “I was passed out drunk on the floor, woke up and noticed I was having sex, went back to sleep”
You had to be there, I guess?
It is entirely possible I was there and passed out drunk on a couch. I was good at grabbing the couch in those days. We also invented a makeshift precursor to the Jaegerbomb which basically involved chugging Yuengling and Underberg and resulted in this same friend not noticing that someone stepped on his balls, but that’s a whole different story
Huh. Innovators!
Am I supposed to root for this asshat that wants to use the squeegee for free? Go buy a bottle of water, cheapskate.
When was the last time you had an encounter with a gas station attendant?
/Oregon residents excluded, smgdh.
NJ is all full serve
Last thing I want to do in NJ is interact with the locals.
What about this heartthrob?
Gentlemen, we will be successful this year, if you can focus on three things, and three things only. Your family, your religion and the Green Bay Packers.
Jim Valvano told a great story of how he tried to rip off that speech (when coaching Rutgers’ JV team), but he confused everyone by forgetting to swap “Rutgers basketball” for “the Green Bay Packers”
Um, that’s the joke.
Christ, no kidding. I did one of those haunted house things on the boardwalk when I was young and dumb(er.) There is nothing quite like getting chased around a dark room by junkies with machetes.
That’s where it was! I knew it was east coast somewhere, once upon a time
I’ll never forgive Dan Conner for wearing that
King Ralph?
indeed
The Quarterderp this half is strong on both sides.
yep, that’s the guy with enough neurons to DUE HIS OWN RESEARCH about vaccination.
What in the fuck was that Dakota boy?????
Lol Wentz!
Wentz is such a putz.
He is Dentz.
Dakota Jeebus everyone!
Other things Condoleeza likes: torture, indefinite detention, bombing Iraqis.
I mean, make her commish, the war crimes potential would be…if not eliminated, perhaps contained?
Contained to Florida? I’m in.
Honestly, I think the owners would *love* to have her as commissioner. It probably makes them uncomfortable to see a white man grovel at their feet the way they make Goodell do.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
[again runs through the clubhouse wearing nothing but a Raiders bandana wrapped around his wing-wang, but in the opposite direction as last week]
-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I’m glad we set up that safe naked running circuit
And we all thank you for the bandana
Gotta rep his street gang yo.
Question: Is RTD running in the opposite direction, or is the bandana wrapped opposite of last week?
or is his weiner inverted??
Some subjects do NOT require 20 questions.
But we should make an exception for this one.
Let it fly, baby!
Condoleezza reduced to trying to convince Irsay to attend an intervention.
She can fuck off forever.
“Let’s turn this intervention into a SIN-tervention!” – Jim Irsay, taking out a vial of white powder
LOL IRSAY AND CONDI
If Tom Hanks never made a movie again fifteen years ago, that would be great.
You aren’t entertained by Castaway II: Apocalypse Soon?
Oli Marmol?
#BFiB react reasonably.
Hey! I’m playing Moe Alie-Cox in Freezer Vodka league! Maybe I will get the 40+ points I need from him and some other guy on the Colts! HAHA lol no
Mo Allie-Cox played basketball!
Bets on Colts, realizes that Dakota Jesus got traded there. Totally forgot.
Looking foraward to Browns stadium being thoroughly egged ‘cause Baker Mayfield is stingy AF with the nacho cheese.
Is “Fire up chips” a uni or a HS?
Don’t know but they sound delicious.
Colts run D might want to reboot.
Their traditional post warm-up gravy chug is sitting heavy tonight.
Wifey went to Prince Edward Island and brought back several bags of Cape Cod brand potato chips. I don’t get it.
And i don’t understand the Prince Albert, but to each his own
Wow. Jalen Hurts is just a big pile of GLOREE BOY dogshit.
https://twitter.com/pff_fantasy/status/1452409628336148484?s=21
Ugh, Al’s back.
Looks like it’s a night for the Croix de Candlestick (or would have been if they were still there, and this was a Gints game)
Another Balls “25 Questions” idea – that Elton John Uber Eats commercial.
let’s see some wet man ass action in NorCal
Gretzky is shilling for BetMGM? He burn through all that hockey money?
My working theory is that people that have too much money can’t have enough money.
His wife did.
And his daughter, and her husband on blow.
I assume he blew it all on fancy dental work that he fucked up within a week
I thought Frank Reich’s nickname was Third or Fourth?
“Thousand Year” Reich, if you please…
Believe me, the world prefers “Too Cute”.
Which outcome do buffets fear more: an Andy Reid post victory meal or an Andy Reid post defeat meal?
Pretty sure their only concern is posted closing times.
Oh hell yes.
https://twitter.com/AA_RPH/status/1452143747215527936?s=20
*am not redhead, just find the ladies very attractive.
Lies.
No lies sir. I prefer tall redheads, bookish too if possible!
“Sure, sure they do.”
Soles? Maybe. Souls? NEVER
More like mutant festival.
Also, would attend.
That’s not Ireland, that’s just a Rilo Kiley concert.
Now what has the Wuhan lab unleashed on the world?
OLD MAN ATMOSPHERIC RIVER
60 Minutes for me is nothing more than old white folks getting a closeup and talking seriously while doing so.