Put down your masks and put on your other ones. I’m dressing as a cynical mid-50’s dude!
To The Games!
Panthers/Falcons:
Funny how playing against three of the league’s worst defenses and getting rookie Pitts involved can turn one’s stats and team fortunes around. Ryan’s aDOT has been lifted from 4.9 (second last) to 9.6 (seventh best) and figures to go even higher today.
Fins/Bills:
Our very own Zymm is here! Tua has received the kiss of death known as the “he’s our qb the rest of the way” speech from coach Flores. Miami had 10 wins last year as the D led the league in takeaways but it’s not happening this year as they’re giving up 30 points per game.
Niners/Bears:
Guh! I think this game is going to be filled with turnovers and poor play. Watch at your own risk.
Steelers/Browns:
This is interesting as a battle of wills between Pitt’s dominant d-line and Cleveland’s disciplined and efficient o-line. Both teams have work to do to catch Cincy/Baltimore in the division.
Eagles/Lions:
Another stinker brought to you by the good folks at the NFC! Philly has the easiest sked the rest of the way but surely it doesn’t matter. Detroit’s the hard-working winless team in ever-will they finally get a W?
Titans/Colts:
The Colts have won 3 of their last 4 and are on the cusp of relevance in the AFC South and then the Titans arrive in town. Wentz hasn’t thrown a pick in that time and his YPA is at 9. I checked and there are no more superlatives to use to describe El Tractorcito.
Bengals/Jets:
You didn’t know this football nugget but you’re not surprised-the Jets are the only team that doesn’t have an interception yet. Mike White will get his first start and will likely not have access to Corey Davis. Not that it would help. Some folks are saying that Cincy might get caught looking ahead to the Browns next week but they don’t even know how to do that yet, being as they are babes in the good team woods.
Rams/Texans:
Blowout Ahoy! The spread is 14.5. The Rams have scored 207 points and the Texans have given up almost as much-203. Aaron Donald will make a new friend by the name of Mills today. I hope he doesn’t squeeze him too tight like he did with all those rabbits.
Make with the comments.
Do you suppose the crypto geeks are paying for all these expensive ads with crypto or with, you know, dollars?
Both my squadrons needed Younghoe to come good. NO SPLOOSH.
Halloween is the holiday for younghoes, even sexy kickers
Vrabel challenge: If he wins it’s 4th & 2 at the TEN 20.
It’s out of spite! Guy’s after my heart.
Hey i didn’t lose my scarf was stuffed in my shirt! Lol
OK everyone, pony up and let’s start getting the ‘Doc Zymm Bail Fund’ together.
Bears are down to their 4th string tailback.
If Coked Out RedZone Guy is this annoying with Halloween puns…imagine Collinsworth tonight.
As horrible as that sounds, (and it does sound horrible), I am interested in hearing how Collinsworth fulfills his contractual obligation to suck off every QB when one of tonight’s QBs is apparently going to be Cooper Rush.
Lets go buffalo! There are fireworks and the dude in the buffalo costume has a striped shirt but its weird cause we killed all the buffalo but the team is really named after money
Mike White died as he lived. Making moderately homoerotic (no ofence) independent film.
Touchdown right in front of me woo shout!
That’s ROCKINGGGG! 💪💯
well, looks like I will risk it with Dak!/Coop after all. Floor won’t save my arse today.
Josh Johnson is still playing? Is he trying to play for all 32 teams?
3rd string QB go!
LoL Jets football 😂
LoL
Pittsburgh kicker is out of the game so
Steelers Gotta keep going for 2
For the rest of the game…
Not sure Fields is going to make it through the year without getting decapitated.
or throwing a pass of more than 25 yards
A familiar story
Finally, an Allentown TD!
That’s rocking!
Bengals killed Jets QB with a cheapshot.
Can it be a cheap shot, though, when it’s really a mercy killing?
My word, this Beasley fellow appears to be catching everything today. Has anyone sent a telegram to Rod and Todd?
I think the Rams offense would have a harder time negotiating a lawn full of Halloween decorations than they have been with these “Texans”.
I’m just hoping the Rams keep scoring and they’ll switch to a more competitive game. This is a flaming shitball.
So, uh…
https://twitter.com/riversmccown/status/1454882785953558539
Is “Other” mean the half ran out or did they commit something so vile that it cannot be spoken of aloud.
Those plays all ended when DeShaun Watson was served wit various civil suits while on the field.
Kuppdown!
TannyHiLL and the Titans are rolling
That’s Rocking!
For a meathead coach, Campbell certainly embraces the risks associated with going for it on 4th down.
He’s one of those chunky meatheads. They’re a different breed.
If you’re going to go 0-16 you might as well embrace the suck.
At this point in the season, I feel like the Lions would beat the brakes off the Texans on a neutral field.
Hell, they’d do it in Houston or Detroit as well.
Jimmy Garropolo with the 84-yard bomb to potentially tie the score.
Hang on, being told that it was a screen pass that was Bears’d.
To Chicago’s credit, that means they only give up one first down.
Agent Smith playing for Atlanta with a hit like that on Mr Anderson
The Bears/9ers game makes me want to go for a run.
Sorry; I was catching up on the Louns game
Well they say ghosts only come at night.
Berríos survived the floor on the catch; the cameraman, not so much.
Woohoo Jets!
Camera guy got smashed a bit on that one 😅
Time to play “What is catch?”
ESO FUE FUMBLE CABRONES
happy halloween sickos
Refs u suck but its okay i dont hate you
LoL
‘Fins tripped over themselves trying to score
And just turned it over 😂
Steeler Kicker Dead
Trump pussy-ass, whiny voice: “One down, fifty-two to go.”
Dude kinda got laid tF out
Yikes 😬
“More like Jalen Hurts my eyes whenever I watch him play” – Eagles fans everywhere
YES!!!
AJ brown with the big TD!!!
That’s ROCKING! 💯💯
Tony can finally jizz himself; Garrett has a sack.
Is TE Hockenson gonna do anything today for the Lions?
Or should I have started Gesicki for the ‘Fins at TE instead?
Unsurprisingly nfl player have cute asses
shoulda dressed up roman
The cheerleaders voted me “best butt on the football team” in high school.
It’s kinda been downhill ever since.
Meh sitting
Shitty field posistion huzzah
Burrow’s almost died again.
Yep, surprised he stayed in the game.
This is a shot in the dark, but are the N.Y. Jets good this year?
Are they any year?
Can you see Skinner’s kitchen aurora borealis?
Miami teal is a nice color too bad they suck
Found a funny;
Rocket Man: And all this science, I don’t understand. It’s just my job five days a week.
Ground Control: Wait what
Gahhhh
Tannahill has already thrown an INT
That’s not Rocking 🙁
I doubt it will happen, but I would love the Lions to win.
It’s painful to watch Hurts play QB.
Mixon putting up good numbers with -2 yds that bengals footballs
Punting is stupid and the gasme would be better if we banned punts
Afternoon lizard people. How drunk is the good Doktor hanging with the Mafia?
All of it.
YES