Turns out that searching for ‘Sexy NFL Owner Costume’ only results in a faded black and white pic of George Halas in a two piece bikini. No one wants to see that!
To The Game!
Cowboys/Vikes:
-So. Much. Firepower. (in this game) I hope it’s a high-scoring tilt.
-As of this typing DAK! is a true game-time decision and as you might know, it’s a helluva long way down to Cooper Rush.
-The counterpart, our own beloved Cousins, is in possession of a scorching hot 13-2 TD/INT number.
-He should beware of Diggs jumping a few routes in order to keep his interception streak alive. I’ve mentioned before that the effectiveness of the Dallas D is a bit of a high wire act because they need takeaways (read: extra opportunities for the O) in order to win games.
-I’ll guess that Jefferson-if Diggs is on him-will try a double move at some point.
-As for other players, keep an eye on tight end Conklin-the Cowboys DVOA vs that position is the very worst in the league.
-I feel sorry for Minny lb Eric Kendricks-his responsibilities will include 1.) trying to cover Jarwin when he’s in, 2.) trying to cover Shultz when he’s in, 3.) trying to stop the run game when Zeke carries the ball, and 4.) trying to stop Pollard when he’s carrying the ball. That’s a dizzying amount of things to suss out pre-snap.
Give me what ya got.
Another great Halloween in the books. The Browns are at the bottom of the division. All is right in the world.
And now to lighten my mood I’m going to watch The Lighthouse.
I love this damn movie.
Lighthouse, eh?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ-Z_DW0AuE
Goddammit Atlanta. Don’t do this shit.
I mean you gotta admit it would be funny as hell. Plus, no title that the Houston Astros win counts for anything.
Too late.
Okay, I’ll admit it, Joe Buck just made me laugh.
(he was talking about how the pitcher – who was facing a 3-2 count – should make sure he doesn’t get walked cause they didn’t send him up there to get on base)
That was the most timid offensive game plan I’ve ever seen. I’m going to throw this season into the pissoir. After 60 years of fandom a motherfucker recognizes.
I need 3 FGs, (even allowing for 1 (one) miss), out of Gano to come from behind and win my FF game.
I’m pretty much fucked.
Best Halloween song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJtHdkyo0hc
Except he says very clearly in the song that it wasn’t even close to Halloween!
You sound just like a fiend.
His mind is playing tricks on him, though.
Ice Giants win woohoo
I WILL turn this place into a hockey blog eventually.
BOO!!
I like it, LET’S GO KRAKEN!!
Definitely on the short list for a hockey trip.
Let me know when. I’ll try to wrangle one of my seat mates tickets for you.
Done. Guessing it’ll be next season at tht earliest.
Get the Whalers back from Carolina and you’ll have my axe.
Announcer is right Zekes monster run on 3rd down was key
Absolutely was. Guy’s having a hell of a year, and that run won Dallas the game.
That was a heck of a game
..and nobody wants to shake Cooper Rush’s hand.
Cooper Rush must have a horseshoe and a four-leaf clover shoved up his ass.
Best. Funeral. Ever.
Who told the Vikings receivers the out of bounds was lava?
Dallas Escapes
Fuck yeah
The Vikings tossed a ball in from the sidelines to stop the clock. Now I’ve seen everything!
Multi-Ball? MULTI-BALL!!!
“its not roughing the passer if it;s Kirk Cousins in any situation” – edsbs
Trade Dak. We’ve found our Franchise QB!
You shut your whore mouth.
wwwwwwwwo booooooy
You can’t stop Cooper Rush. You can only try to contain him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyIaNWP0T0
Dallas needs to trade him right now, while he’s at his peak.
And when I say right now, I mean before the post-game show.
Hell yeah
DAK who?!?
Even BLEERGH is thinking these referees are getting too involved in the game.
Zeke is a freke!
What the hell just happened?
The Vikings were fouled for trying to make this game last longer?
Rush underthrew another ball and Cooper bailed him out.
Jesus Christ, Conor Williams; I don’t hold my wife that tightly to me when we have sex.
If I were Cooper Rush’s father I’d be crying too.
Out of the humiliation at how badly my son was sucking on national TV.
“Honey, please say you cheated on me. I will not be offended.”
“You gave birth to him, Dear. That’s not how it works.”
3 points is pretty much an insurmountable lead at this point.
Mr. Rush will have none of your slander, sir.
Fucking Bullshit calls
Cowboys are getting absolutely screwed this drive.
This is correct. Terrible calls.
I had zero trick or treaters. Now I have to eat another jumbo bag of candy. Snickers, Twix, Starburst, and plain m&ms.
Can Cooper toss me a Lambdown? That would be great
Horseshit roughing the passer call.
But the Cowboys are still using Cooper Rush as their QB, so that’s not why they’ll lose.
BLEEERGH!!!
It is good that kids are fat nowadays, makes us look younger
https://twitter.com/DebraWexler_/status/1454968403106672642
Is it me or is this game going late?
It’s Dallas. Is anyone that surprised?
Did Justin Jefferson sleep with Kirk Cousins’s wife? Because that’s the second throw where Cousins tried to get him murdered.
Xavier Woods again
Well that wouldn’t be the first WWE Superstar Woods finished in the face.
Dak Prescott’s agent should be on the phone with JJ renegotiating Dak’s contract right now.
Goddamn. Now THAT is how you force a fumble.