Your Second NFL Football Open Thread

Let’s keep it rolling, shall we? We’ve got only the three though.

To The Games!

Chargers/Eagles:

Herbert busted out of the gate to start the season but soon after he lost the right side of his o-line to injury and now he’s struggling a bit. Or maybe teams have seen the tape and are adjusting. He should be able to do something with the manpower of Ekeler, Williams and Allen but as with Mahomes, he likes to throw the deep ball and if that’s taken away things falter. For a team sitting at 3-5 the Eagles look to be in an okay spot. That doesn’t make sense until you take a look at their sked-two games each vs the Giants and TEAM as well as one vs the Jets. Now if Hurts can get to 60% completions and over 200 yards per game the wins should be guaranteed.

Packers/Chiefs:

There’s no accounting for Covid idiocy so there’s no blaming the NFL here. I just wonder who the Rogan Bros will be cheering for here. Green Bay has been slowly developing a fantastic backfield as A.J. Dillon comes along. Each time he’s been given 10+ carries in a game he’s responded with 5.2 yards per carry. I can’t help but feel that Andy and Patty will get this thing figured out.

Cards/Niners:

Kyler is listed as questionable but Coach Young Shanny insists that they’re preparing as though he’s a go. If he doesn’t the whole offense is going to hear a massive record scratch when Colt McCoy shows up under center. Whoever it is may not have Hopkins and will definitely not have A.J. Green-he always finds a way to take himself off the field. Jimmy G finally gets Kittles back but for how long and will he be effective right off the hop?

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Senor Weaselo

I need Stafford, Kupp, and Higbee to get… 51.3 more points than Woods.

It’s been that kind of week.

ArmedandHammered

So, went to see Dune with friends, came back and checked the scores, my suspension of disbelief seems to not be working correctly, because these scores cannot be real.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You’re surprised the Raiders only lost by seven points?

ArmedandHammered

Cowboys, Bengals, Saints, jaguar results seem unreal to me.

Doktor Zymm

I can vouch for the CowboysLOL

LemonJello

Yes, the Jaguras won.

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Doktor Zymm

Hope you enjoyed the god-like sphincters!comment image

ArmedandHammered

I really liked it, I thought the acting was fine, even the twee youn Dukeling. The cinematography was outstanding.

Horatio Cornblower

This country show with Susan Sarandon looks absolutely terrible, and Fox is going to run it for 7 years.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s how I felt about Two Broke Girls and yeah it’s one of the few times I was 100% right.

Doktor Zymm

If I had Bezos money, I would buy a planetarium and live in it

ArmedandHammered

If I had Bezos money, I would retire and tell the world to fuck off. But then I am a lazy sod.

Doktor Zymm

That too, but in a planetarium

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hey, is it true that the whole reason that Zuckerberg is doing the META thing is to develop the technology so he can upload his consciousness and then move to a satellite in one of Mars’ Legrange points?

Senor Weaselo

Hey, it’s cheap and easy Persona jokes, so I’ll take it.

Doktor Zymm

Nothing that interesting, he just wants people to think he’s innovative

blaxabbath

Practically speaking, Rodgers didn’t hurt anybody with his immunization stunt. We’ve simply settled into a nice life of living with masks to combat an illness that, frankly, isn’t that bad. I do understand all the “do your part” expressions but what he did is a victimless crime.

I, personally, just don’t see how this isn’t just the same old “THERE’S BIG NEWS….. and we’ll get to it right after these commercials from big banks, insurance companies, and dark money political action groups….” #contenting.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It gifted the Chiefs an easy win, which in my opinion should be prosecuted in The Hague.

More importantly, it’s going to give the vaccine-hesitant walking cheese curds in Wisconsin an excuse to dodge vaccination (“see, Rodgers got COVID and he was just fine!”) and cause a great many people to get sick and some of them will die. If I had to put an actuarial number on it I’d say his choice (and subsequent response) will cost 15 Packers fans their lives.

blaxabbath

I don’t hold the guy responsible for dumb people’s actions. They need to do their own research, I believe.

Don T

He flouted a clear rule in the CBA and did NOT give reporters Covid. That last one and the lying is unforgivable.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also, my state’s hospitals are full and turning people away. So while unfortunately he’s not gonna die of COVID, a lot of other people are, and he’s reinforcing their dumbass horse medicine conspiracy theories and blaming the left when he’s just an idiot.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also also something something party of personal responsibility something something

blaxabbath

He hurt his team no more than H Ruggs III killing that driver. The business of the team is the business of the team. How this gets greater news coverage than every other selfish move since Johnny Football went to Vegas is my “problem ” (and not really a problem at all — I just hate that something being aired by lowlife producers to bring in ad bucks somehow equates to the story being deserving of airtime).

I guess that is my inherent problem — we’re all discussing a non-story because it made it on TV, not because there’s much tangible merit to it. I mean, Ruggs is a killer, Britt is an almost killer, and neither of those stories were SALACIOUS enough to warrant a much press coverage as a private employment matter, which is all the Rodgers thing really boils down to.

Gatoraids

Call them the Green Bay Nuns because they are done with Love after this game

Horatio Cornblower

I love daylight savings time tonight, looking at the clock and thinking it’s late and there’s stuff I need to do to get ready for Monday, then realizing I have an extra hour.

This feeling will last until tomorrow, when I’ll just hate that it’s dark out at 4.

Gumbygirl

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Spur

Jorden Love is making the Chiefs Defense look like the 2000 Ravens Defense

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Murderers?

Spur

so the CDC got to you as well. Sheelpe

Mr. Ayo

/J. Belcher looks up wistfully from hell

Gatoraids

they are at least taking a stab at it

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Burger King ghost pepper chicken nuggets: for when your butthole hasn’t shared enough in your regret

Sharkbait

So…Kupp can get like 35 points on his own tonight…right?
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That’s a top notch team name, Sharkbait.

Doktor Zymm

Sure.

Horatio Cornblower

If Sherman underachieved like that, sir, we’d all be speaking Southern.

King Hippo

ferget, HAYELLLLL!!!

Senor Weaselo

I forgot that Grand Army Plaza (Manhattan no Brooklyn) has a status of Sherman, as we walked by it. Meanwhile others jogged by it, and those people got cheers. Bastards…

Spur
Game Time Decision

The name “budda baker” always make me laugh.

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King Hippo

I was fading Lazard against that goddamned McCoy fantasy team. FUCK ALL THE FUCK

blaxabbath

Perhaps drugs are in order?

hippofant

I was kinda hoping Jordan Love would ball, cuz the Qaron schadenfreude would be immense.

But also, with Favre and Rodgers, the fuck is going up there in Green Bay?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anyone else wondering if Jake from State Farm has replaced his spokespeople with an idiot conspiracy robot and a shittier version of Mahomes?

Doktor Zymm

Do you think that Rondale Moore just goes by Ron in everyday life? Or Dale? Or Onda?

litre_cola

Mo.

Mr. Ayo

RoMo

Doktor Zymm

Recipe for underachievement!

King Hippo

Damn, I miss Romonobyl. Where that guy go?

Doktor Zymm

I forgot about that nickname! So good!

Gumbygirl

RHONDA.

King Hippo

Fritz!

Game Time Decision
King Hippo

Kansas City should burn clock and take an intentional safety. But Andy Reid is gon’ Andy Reid.

LemonJello

He could give the play calling over to Britt, but then the offense would just barrel into a child on the sideline, causing life-threatening injuries.

litre_cola

Good lord I needed that Love pick. You could say I loved it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS GUY MASON CROSBY I CALL HIM ME PEEING WHILE DRUNK BECAUSE I’M MISSING EVERYTHING AND MIGHT SHIT MYSELF

King Hippo

Would 13-2 be a Scorinami?

Mr. Ayo

Surprisingly not.

King Hippo

Holy cats, do I ever need RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! to throw all over DonT’s Tits tonight. Apologies to the future Senator from Puerto Rico.

TheRevanchist

You got to earn it.

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TheRevanchist

I’ll take I’m Not A Schiano Man for $100, Aaron.

Doktor Zymm

Anything could happen sans Tractorcito

King Hippo

Just not a heavy workload for fucking Purple Balls Jesus

Don T

It’s been a strange day of fitbaw. I see two Stafford INTs

blaxabbath

If the idea of PR ever having legislative power came valid, the GOP works straight call them Mexicans and the dems works shelf any action until everyone agreed that Puerto Ricans are not Mexicans.

Doktor Zymm

If anyone asks, I am President of Vice for Horse Resources

LemonJello

Catherine II has sent you a friend request

Gumbygirl

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also soaking?

TheRevanchist

All I know is that someone must be getting the Patrick Price and not the Rodgers Rate.

King Hippo

Only the Clippers du Merde (in the late window) seem to understand how time works.

King Hippo

my spirit will TOTES carry me

King Hippo

so much for that Kittle pitch count

Game Time Decision

Philly special gets sent back to the kitchen

Doktor Zymm
LemonJello

YEEEeeeAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

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litre_cola

Fackin g’day! How you all goin?

King Hippo

SHIT, as you well know. Except for the Donks, somehow?

King Hippo

/also I might be driving to rural Connecticut for some expired medication

//is good to have sommet to look forward to

Doktor Zymm

s’aight

King Hippo

Run that Deebo play again and again, please

Mr. Ayo

Score update:

GB Love, KC 13

King Hippo

sorry man, rockingdog already took teh banner!

Mr. Ayo

That’s rocking!

King Hippo

score stays the same, you’ll get in Hippo Thoughts though. SWEET CONSOLATION PRIZE, eh?

Mr. Ayo

WOO!!!!

Mr. Ayo

Oh for fucks sake. Only Hippo can have a happy today.

Horatio Cornblower

I haven’t seen Tyreek Hill that frantic to get away from people since Family Court.

King Hippo

Colt Goddamned McCoy. SERIOUSLY!

King Hippo

Fuck me, EVERYTHING going wrong in fantasy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Oh did your party get ambushed by hobgoblins, too?” – Hunter Renfrow

King Hippo

rolls 20-sided die indignantly

litre_cola

You still got a shot of beating me in Freezer Vodka Lge.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh, this makes sense

https://twitter.com/undertaker/status/1457448877989187587

The whole game was just a work!

Spur

We sure Love doesnt have Covid? He’s looking a bit sluggish.

Doktor Zymm

Is the O-line just not bothering to protect J Love? Doesn’t really seem like his fault. I blame society.

LemonJello

Rodgers told them to treat him like family.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They’re protecting him the way Q-ron’s immune system protected him.

blaxabbath

I think Rodgers went and coughed on the fruit plate in the special teams room.

King Hippo

rite???

LemonJello

Femur drums warm up in the distance

Horatio Cornblower

I looked up Dallas Cowboys on twitter just to see how the dumpster fire was going, and this is the first thing that came up.

https://twitter.com/KindlyMyers/status/1454709712121962496

I am willing to wager that she does not know how today’s game went.

Last edited 3 years ago by Horatio Cornblower
Doktor Zymm

Or doesn’t care? I sure as hell hope the cheerleaders can still have a decent career when the team sucks

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t think she’s an actual cheerleader. Appears to be what the kids call a “thirst trap”

Doktor Zymm

I learned a new phrase!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

New banner is up!

King Hippo

They should let Conner throw a TD and then kick the extra point.

King Hippo

BENCH JANEANE NOW