I’m composing this as the first game window draws to a close and, well, I’ve seen some badly-played foots-ball my friend. It burns my retinas, it does. But the sunny side of things is that I do love to see upsets so there was that and lousy teams coming to play is always nice to see.
To The Game!
Titans/Rams:
-Given what occurred in the one o’clock window I feel I can safely say that the Titans aren’t actually dead in the water for this one.
-You’d have to think that King Henry is the most valuable player in the league with respect to his importance in making his team function effectively. The line shifted 3.5 points after the news came out.
-With the trade of Von Miller the Rams finally shored up a position of weakness that threatened to derail their…excuse me, something’s coming through my earpiece… Okay, apparently the Rams were already leading the league in sacks and now they have even more firepower. Just bow down in front of the Rams GM now and get it over with.
-It might be just a cameo appearance but we’ll likely see the grandfather of running backs, Adrian Peterson tonight. (Hey, wait a minute, I can still play! -Frank Gore) From what I saw last year his legs had left him but he was on the Lions.
-Kupp needs a mere 76 yards to become the fifth player to reach 1,000 yards receiving in just 9 games. Shouldn’t be much of a problem given that Stafford averages 320 at home and Kupp will get a healthy chunk of that.
Get going-you’ve work to do.
Might as well go, Fatty will just gve the ball right back.
They are looking meaningfully into each other’s eyes. These Tits are getting it in.
You’ve just described my browser search history
The Derrick Henry talk in the español cast is a bit thick. Like oatmeal cooked an hour ago.
In response to my comment early, come on, go for the low in points!
Jeje. NBC Universo uses “pañuelo” for flag.
I just can’t see any red blooded ‘Murrican yelling “Throw the handkerchief, Ref!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Ym5iUPIfk
Fatt staring down his 1st receiver just like the good old days.
Jeffery Simmons is a beEst
Quite the turn of events!
That Kern punt really did flip this here match inside-out.
Somebody slip some Flint MI tap water into Stafford’s gatorade?
/whistles
//lingers
See Tits fans! You had no reason to worry! And Rams fans, don’t bring everyone down, don’t worry, be happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
FATTNOTDOWN!
Some say Don T’s erection grew five times that play.
Primetime TITs cannot be topped.
The logo at midfield looks like a cloud getting fucked by a French horn.
Hey, what happens behind thermoclines is no business of mine
“Go on…”
-Maestro
Cloud was asking for it imo
So with the Lions on a bye I had no D’Andre Swift and was forced to go to the bench.
Yep. James Connor.
Woo!
That would have been intentional grounding anyways. WTFford?
Once a Fucklion, always a Fucklion.
UNEXPECTEDNESS
Very Lionsy, Fatty..
SUDDEN FAT CHANGE!
Yeah, when this finished and an Apple commercial interrupted it was NAWT WELCOME. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYf2m78508Q
Which community college animation class makes these clips?
Kern punt inside the 10. Hit it
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EYi5aW1GdUU
AJ drop. That was a short trend at the beginning of the season.
What exactly distinguishes a booming kick from a regular kick? None of them are fast enough to make a true sonic boom, and otherwise they all make the same noise really, unless you fuck it up
I believe it’s a kick by Boomer Esiason.
The kicker’s age.
Al Michaels. He of the”Booming Kick” Michaels.
TEN’s D looking fierce. It’s been a trend.
AP hitting, snd moving, like a tank
He switched back to his prime years.
I think they should give Derrick Henry the MVP award if he doesn’t come back and the Titans crap out.
My nominee for 2021 Commendable Negativity.
That would be the textbook definition of MVP.
Yup. They don’t say it has to be CUMULATIVE bitches
Right, but Aaron Rodgers gets Most Virulent Player, right?
Question about the Titans and other teams that aren’t city specific, like Carolina, and maybe even New England. How is that supposed to work? Who are the fans? Would people in Tennessee like the team less if they were from Memphis or Chattanooga or Nashville? I know modern teams don’t actually represent the people from places, but does anyone like the vagueness?
I might not be addressing your question directly but I’d like to venture that, as a franchise, the Chattanooga Choochoo’s would go over like gangbusters with the Boomer crowd.
Pretty sure I blew a fuse in my air compressor by touching the wires when changing my nest thermostat. Stupid me. Now I need to climb up in the attic of this house ive leaving in like two weeks because I got cute and wanted to put back the old thermostat before leaving it was a very trying to scramble away and just ending up taking a 25 yard sack on 3rd and taking the team out of FG range rookie Kyler Murray type move.
I’ll take a look tomorrow but I’ve never been in the attic of this place and if it isn’t ready as hell, I’ll just call a pro because I’m only gonna make this worse.
Ugh. So disappointed with myself here.
We’ve all been there. Don’t beat yourself up. I’ve learned that we sometimes make a big mistake, but we just need to learn from what we did.
YOU’RE NOT MY DAD!
I can tell by the way you speak.
Nawt sure if I have ever seen a car commercial that made me want to buy the car rather than made me hate the company
*Lexus has left the chat*
I still see the Rams uniforms and my first reaction is always “How long does it take wet blue paint to dry?”
And these are the improved away uniforms!
Collinsworth just said he has a strap-on. I’m not surprised.
only way he can get hard without Brady or Qaaron playing
DOWN goes Fatty!
That’s free agent Denico Autry, gracias
If anyone made these Rams unis mandatory for their bridesmaids, they would get married at an unattended city hall ceremony
If a bride forced her bridesmaids to wear them, the priest will lean toward to the groom and go “You sure about this? You really want to marry her?”
I was relieved when my friend Linda called off her wedding. The dresses she picked were sooooo fugly! They ended up getting back together, and Gumby and I were their witnesses, at the courthouse.
That groom really wanted to get out of the barracks and start pulling in that sweet BAH?
They were both active duty at the time. I think the stress of planning a big wedding got to them. They were much happier after the quickie courthouse wedding. I know I was happy not to have to wear that weird bridesmaids dress!
Tennessee Titans’ Kick Off Specialist: “Screw you, Michael Buffer! I’m starting this bitch!”
I am a fan of yellow pants, but these yellow pants are fucking awful
Its like the Rams’ equipment manager fucked up when washing their uniforms, but Ol’Stan was too cheap to replace them, so they’re stuck wearing dingy uniforms.
So broken foot is 100% an overuse injury, yes?
“Broken Foot” might just be a First Nation community that was forced off their ancestral land. #keepingitreal
A Canadian Trail of Tears, eh?
I got the NBC Universo feed (¡sin Collinsworth UUUUUU!). All pregame show types picked RAMMITT.
This chalk-normative culture is the true assassin.
Prediction: Advertisers will realize that sleeping in a petit tent on a sheer rock face is not worthy of admiration or attention or anything.
I wish
“I’ll take ‘Apetit’ for $400”
~T. Ferguson
Al Michaels’ liver-spots are fucking terrifying in high definition.
wait till you see in 4k.
I don’t wanna risk it.
imagine seeing his liver x-rays!
TANNYFANNY! FATT SACKFORD! ITS THE NFL ON NBC!
Let’s not forget Fat Randy Bullock. Truly a feast for voluptuaries.
Looking forward to primetime TITS!
Woo!
Zymm, your TITs are real and amazing. Thanks for sharing.
Catherine Bell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flX6l3ceXL4&ab_channel=DiscomiteDJDuckmite
Phoebe Cates
The Rams have no draft picks and have to get shit done. For that reason, I fully expect that they’ll pick up OBJ on waivers
I suppose it was a stretch to expect the Raiders to win three games in a row after their head coach was forced out due to sympathizing with pretty much every prejudice in the books, but it’s little solace when every other team in the division won while playing against superior opponents than the Giants.
Holy Shitballs!-a friggin’ ton of sharp, funny comments in the previous thread. Well done! Amazing stuff!
I knew there was a reason I liked y’all, and it just keeps getting reaffirmed
Mike Vrabel looks like he’s extorting the use of bridge and Sean McVay is asking for better terms
I just want to give a shoutout to Boris. His DFS pointers column has won be over $500 in cash games on Draft Kings the last two weeks.
You misspelled “Bea”.
“Not gonna lie-I love that low-hanging fruit.”
-GILF lovers everywhere
Goddammit. Still getting used to this little keyboard on my iPad.
LFG!!!!!!!!!!
Won a couple hundred myself. Let’s keep it going!!