Raiders of the Infinite Sadeness (+7.5) at Non-Gendered Cowpersons (4:30, CBS)
Hey, do you know a stripper, I mean entertainer who likes FITBAW? 9 times out of 10, her team is one of these two. A nice tip of the cap from The Shield. And they’ll be working tonight, so here’s to a reasonably fast-paced game.
Is There Action? By gum, there is. I put $50 on Raiders’ ML (+270), because that’s remarkable value in today’s NFL. Especially since both these squadrons are middling/flawed in nature. Also, these can be very high variance affairs (holiday games), so I don’t recommend wagering all chalk-y.
What of the Fantasy?? God help me, I am leaving in old processed ham-head and Gallup – over The Legend of White Mac (and his Black friend, NC State’s own Jakobi Meyers). TRUE WOLVEN SORT TRIVIA – the NFL’s Jakobi and its Jacoby (Brissett)? Both North Carolina State alumni. As is Zach Galiafinakis!
I am also starting Obama Duck (read – Kenyan Drake) in DFO-ball, because I make poor life decisions. I am also sure he will score two TDs the week I drop him for the similarly cromulent Latavius Murray. Like I says – poor life decisions.
Close with a Random Rant? Sure, since you insist, Other Hippo! Today begins parade season. I fucking HATE parades. Why, you might ask? Crowds, standing still (and fucking your already fucked-up lower back even more), traffic hassles? Well, sure. But mainly because Hippo is older than five. And fuck that “inner child” bullshit.
Enjoy that mathematical violence, y’all. When Uncle Joe Stalin becomes Commish, Depeche Mode (unless they are all ded from the needle) will perform the Superb Owl halftime show, and lead with the sport’s new anthem:
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a Raiders game where they got out-stupided, but here we are.
Possession wr Renfrow open 56 yards downfield. Huh.
Dallas’s best defensive play tonight seems to be the Raiders getting called for holding.
To their credit, the Raiders are really good at it.
Schultz scored, Shultz in on my FF team, so this one was always coming back, but two penalties on the same play is really just outstanding dumbfuckery.
Am I imagining things or did last year have 3 Thanksgiving day games
Someone’s been into the Recovery Whiskey…
Yes, same as this year.
THE BILLS DON’T COUNT
Looking at that NFC Playoff Picture table, my only conclusion is that the NFC sucks balls.
Can confirm
LOL
The United States is really 5 military contractors in a trench coat
But is that Rocking?
“I went to the stock market. I did a war.”
oh shit, with all the folk of Latin heritage in Texas, are we committing verbal violence if we don’t say Cowpersonx?
If you have ever had to march in a parade, you hate parades. I’ve hated them since 9th grade.
Other Hippo reminded me to say THANKS FOAR TEH AFFIRMATION
The corner discipline! As a drummer, I agree.
The ghost of Fritz Pollard is a happy dude right now.
Boris is a genius.
(in leagues that give individual players credit for return scores)
Don’t they all?
I need to sneak off and hit the vape. I’ve been pleasant for hours, it’s killing me.
I CALL THIS DALLAS OFFENSE ‘STELLA’ BECAUSE THEY’RE SLOWLY GETTING THEIR GROOVE BACK!
The defense however is proving quite suscepitle to the visiting raiders.
Find a job you love to do as much as the Cowboys love missing tackles and you’ll never work a day in your life.
Now they just got throw it to WR Gallup
He’s rite there!!!
Romo: “Kellen Moore is very smart”
Moore: (Immediately calls play where no one blocks Solomon Thomas)
As a Giants guy I would kill for an OC like Moore.
Oh, I’d much rather him then McCarthy, it was just funny timing.
Fight Fight Fightttt!
Players be fighting!!!
But was there kung fu fighting?
I’ve muted the halftime show but I’m guessing this guy loves his America SO HARD! it hurts.
This is lowest-common denominator country music that South Park couldn’t even parody, it’s so cliche. A Chad Kroger wannabe mumbling about ice cold beer with a twang.
He, of course, brings out a red solo cup, just in case anybody in the audience does not know what an ice cold beer looks like when served in a cheap, generic, plastic cup.
It won’t keep that ice cold beer ice cold for very long, that much is certain.
I did the dishes.
I shat.
I made dinner.
SO YOU CAN SHIT LATER! chuh chuh
Or throw up, if the spirit/GI track moves me.
oh yeah, that’s my everyday stomach as well. I am glad I don’t expect to live to be very old.
Fuck Jerry Jones and the Salvation Army.
Also fuck terrible-ass country music.
(which is pretty much all of it, post-Hank Williams, Sr
Let us not forget the Man in Black, Mr. Cash.
They couldn’t have given that one to Pollard?
That’s above his pay grade.
Boris was right about Pollard.
Did he say that Pollard would do all the work and then MCCarthy and Zeke would screw him?
So has Nagy been fired yet or what?
He has-you just have to wait a few months.
Not gonna lie, we’re approaching half bottle of rye territory, so I’ve abandoned this game.
The officials are clearly drunk, but McCarthy is too lazy to throw a challenge flag, so we’re at a stalemate here.
“The uprights are much thicker this year.”
-NFL kickers, trying to explain
SHANKLO’R is pleased with McCarthy’s offering.
and BlueBunny is pleased, so long as Jerral doesn’t cancel the postgame buffet service (which he might, at this rate)
may have put the apostrophe in the wrong place, will make a sacrifice at halftime
DOINK!
DOINK!!
DOINK!
CBS new programming, really digging in for that elderly/Q-anon viewer pool.
That look on Zeke’s face – I should be HOME right now, digging into a nice bowl of lead paint chips.
Waller ded?
His knee and/or hamstring look to be.
Yup. He die.
Found a funny;
If you say “so it’s basically beanie babies” to an NFT guy they burst into flames
It’s really surprising how fast Penn State’s Micha Parsons is at getting away from older guys trying to hold him down.
Reporter: “How did you get to the NFL?”
Parsons: “Practice, practice, practice.”
This is a really awful game.
Did you copy and paste that from the early game?
I was watching UConn lose to Michigan State, but since it was Detroit-Chicago I assume it would have fit.
I mean, the Cowboys are playing…
Are they, though?
A bit, maybe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xu3dX00U4ak&ab_channel=TopPop
This game needs more BLEERGH
Yes, like my stomach needs more fat.
Ayo asks, The Shield giveth!
I picked up WR Gallup last week off waivers so I’m hoping he is rocking and gets me some points.
Goooo cow persons!!! 🏈
[chopping up the money line with a credit card on a glass table, getting ready to snort it]
-Hippo
That’s not pass interference, but unless Dak! Dak! Dak! starts processing something other than water and hitting some passes its not going to matter.
It was totally PI and that opinion has nothing to do with Jacobs on my FFL team.
I remember a time in the early ’90’s when it was illegal for refs to call penalties against the Cowboys when they were playing at home.
It’s almost like Jerry Jones pissing off Goodell and every owner other than Kroenke is bad for business.
WHAT IS a football move?
I vote for pelvic thrust.
3 pumps is a penalty
Don’t ask an NFL referee.
It astounds me that Desean still gets TD’s in a limited role. He runs one route.
For about five minutes, I felt good about my Raiders ML bet!
I picked up Zeurlion or whatever yesterday. Sorry about that Horatio.
https://www.freep.com/story/news/politics/elections/2020/11/19/wayne-county-board-of-canvassers-monica-palmer-william-hartmann/3775242001/
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Shank’lor be praised!
oh yeah, I just remembered that I started Zeuerlein at placement kicking.
Well that wasn’t an ideal start.
I don’t know, I’ve already had more than a quarter a bottle of High West, it’s not not ideal.
I think America should go Karen Carpenter, if the alternative is Jersey Mike’s.
I will eat Jersey Mike’s over Subway any day.
“You want me to put that in my mouth? I wouldn’t even touch it with my hands…
What other state-name pairs work so perfectly? New York Tony? Texas Jack?
Know the greatest missed endorsement opportunity ever? Mike Trout from fucking New Jersey has a sponsorship with… Subway.
The name is right there!
Jersey Trout’s?
Kilgore Trout?
Some parades are cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnG1oUkWBa8
There’s also the Doo Dah parade…
https://pasadenadoodahparade.info/
Yeah, I’m here for the Military Tattoo.
Bread is baking and smells incredible, mac and cheese is assembled and ready to bake whenever and all that’s left is making gravy and boiling potatoes.
Why, I think I’ll have a beverage!
Well, I got out of the rehab hospital last Wednesday. Appt last Friday with my primary care physician, appt with my endocrinologist yesterday, home health will be here on Tuesday to do a safety recon to see if my house is safe to live in by myself in my reduced state. After that, 4 weeks of additional therapy in home, three sessions a week in both physical and occupational therapy. Plus more visits to my podiatrist and gastric surgeon. It’s going to be a hell of a holiday season.
Still weak as a kitten, extended standing (like 10 or 15 minutes) leaves me exhausted). I lost 100 lbs after my bypass, regained 40 of it during Covid, and lost 30 of the 40 during the month in the hospital. I reckon that rapid of a weight loss might be partially responsible for my weakness.
Currently have around 10 prescription bottles sitting on the end table of which I take up to 6 pills per day. Nothing to interest Hippo unless he’s into super loose bowels. Fortunately, only a 15 day cycle on this and most of those won’t be renewed.
Only my parents are in my area (75 miles each way); everyone else is up in Mass or Rhode Island. I ain’t recovered any near enough even to make the relatively short drive to see my folks, who are in their 80s. My old man is currently awaiting cataract surgery and is practically blind until that happens next month. So, my Thanksgiving meal will consist of a bowl of tomato basil soup, half a real grilled cheese sandwich, and maybe a 4 oz cup of vanilla Blue Bell for dessert.
I wonder if the quitting booze has anything to do with my weakness/dizziness and loss of balance. After 40+ years of drinking regularly (and often heavily). Also, my diabeteez has almost disappeared. I’ve stopped taking insulin.
All this typing has me wore out. More to come. I’ll be following along with the bouncing ball here as much as possible today.
Happy Thanksgiving, y’all, and thanks for letting me hang out here.
Jesus, well hang in there and have a bourbon, if that’s allowed. We’ll be here watching the next abortion in Texas.
If we report it do we get the bounty money?
in crypto-currency.
Good to see you back. Best to you and the family.
Wishing you the best.
best of luck Viva!
If you move back to the corner of MA/RI I will bring you ice cream.
My cousin in Mansfield (next town east of Foxboro) wants me to move up there and stay with her and her husband.. It could happen.
Speaking of UConn, this page shows my cousin’s son’s work at that university. He’s the Thomas Bregnard at the top of the ‘current students’ section of the page. He’s got high-spectrum autism, but is wicked smaht as a glance at his CV indicates, but is very much a weirdo too. Hard dude to get to know.
https://health.uconn.edu/bezsonova-lab/lab-members/
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Congratulations! Hang in there and keep up the good work!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Hang in there man, glad you are back home.
It’s a pleasure having you. Thank you for telling how you’ve been. Rooting for happier and healthier. Take your tine recoverin’
I thought you said Obama Duck earlier, which is more clever
I did, was a typo or autocorrect. FIXED!
I’d like a Q-Anon adherent (say Aaron Rodgers but with more experience) to interpret that Kenyan Drake -> Obama Dragon -> Book of Revelations and conclude that it’s a clear sign to continue trusting the plan.