Things Hippo learned today:
- I jinxed Beep Beep! and feel bad about it.
- When deliberating “nap or power through” – always choose nap (high-fives my 2p self).
- Cheering for tOSU and the JV Massholes was as ineffective as it was gross.
- I am glad I didn’t bet today…except for that War Damn Eagle ML itch…
To the fixtures!
Texas A&M (-6) at LSU (7:00, ESPN)
Does the squadron want to keep practicing another 3 weeks so Coach O can extend his life support through the Weedeater Bowl? I would suppose not.
West By God Virginia (-15.5) at Kansas (7:00, FS1)
Come on, Fuckers du Cousins. We all want a Boots on the Ground for Princess WCS’ first Bowl game.
Oklahoma (+4) at Oklahoma State (7:30, ABC)
Time to see if the T. Boone Pickens’ ba-jillions can buy a Bedlam win and an outside shot at the playoffs. Watch them fuck it up.
Kenfucky (+3) at Louisville (7:30, ESPN2)
Look, my prognosticator hat is questionable at best. But I don’t think “home field” is enough to favoUr a 6-win ACC side against 8-wins in the SEC. Yes, even the SEC East.
BYU (-7.5) at Southern Cal (10:30, ESPN)
Against my better judgment, here’s a tweaker fixture. It will be a shite game, but just think of how Merry a Christmas it will be for Sprite’s Los Angeles sales rep!
To get your Avitar back… yes… sadly… you do need to go through that Gravatar account set up bull shit. Good news is… even a knucklehead like me swerving down the info autostrada… could muddle his way through it.
I can see it!
Also, good morning!
Ciao Buddy
Just grip your pillow tight, you’ll be ok!
Last funny;
These dudes did like 12 hrs of a parody of the Joe Rogan Podcast
There’s so much here, it’s hilarious.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P6Iyg9fznvM&feature=youtu.be
It’s so good. You can literally jump in at any point and it’s exactly the same pseudo-intellectual meaningless nonsense.
Oklahoma really lived up to the Sooner nickname by blowing their wad early.
The sooner they come, the limper they fall.
Found a funny;
I open a twix and find 3 sticks. I tell no one, the secret stays with me. at my funeral a shadowy figure stands at the back
Maurice Clarett on Twitter: “Go Bearcats… I roll with the winners. https://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/13.1.0/svg/1f923.svghttps://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/13.1.0/svg/1f923.svghttps://s.w.org/images/core/emoji/13.1.0/svg/1f923.svg Coach Fickle was my special teams coach when I got to school and they from Ohio. That counts. I’m on the bandwagon. https://t.co/JO9k2mWyJy” / Twitter
The exodus begins.
Coach O will not be denied.
“Hey you should see if that guy hosts workshops!” – Mrs. Ayo
Auburn lost when they kept their injured QB in the game when they needed first downs to win the game. Either put in your backup/emergency QB, play Wildcat, or just direct snap it to your RB and put in an extra blocker. Alabama was able to stop them because it was painfully obvious they were running.
Should have run that tight end throwback screen for the two point conversion after their first score in overtime.
I would’ve done a fake field goal instead. If you’re going down, you may as well go down stupid.
Anybody else get drunk and decide to fuck off and play 9 ball alone at your in laws?
Cousinfuckers going bowling?
They’re break dance bowling!
Frank Mir’s still, you know, alive?
T. Boone Pickens just shat all down his leg.
Pickenseseses have forgotten how to play FOOBAWL.
Should’ve paid for porn
Oprah Winfrey plays defense for Steerfuckers North??
Holy shit. I ain’t even hate the NBA that bad!
Kansas defensive front = Lenny’s rabbits
Leftovers?
Andy Reid’s history test answer, when asked to describe the worst possible war crime.
This Land-Stealers matchup might end up being interesting.
Don’t feel guilty, the “beep beep” has been our call sign for nearly 40 years.
I want 👇🏼
HISTORY SHOWS AGAIN AND AGAIN
HOW NATURE POINTS UP THE FOLLY OF MEN
I spent 2-1/2 years in Japan (when were in port, not while underway, obvs). Man that is one weird fucking place. I dug it.
That’s Rocking! 💯
Clearly the better team won. Gotta give Auburn credit for making it close, and Hippo for calling it correctly earlier.
Auburn lost when they went for the PAT in the 1st OT.
also agreed
Actually, they lost when they couldn’t make 3rd and 1 with 1:43 left in the game. They make a first down, the game is over.
That was a spectacular lesson in grabbing defeat from the jaws of victory.
And who says Alabama’s education system is the worst in the country?
I believe the Alabammy Supreme Court ruled “larnin’ ain’t gay so long as football is involved”
Amazingly enough, there are something like 7 universities in Alabama that directly work with NASA at the Redstone Arsenal and the George Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville. NASA is not really a sanctuary for idiots. I reckon that’s why most college towns are much more liberal than non-school-having towns. Smarter citizens.
The shift in Auburn’s county alone provided the winning margin for Doug Jones over that pedarest Roy Moore.
As a graduate of one of those universities, I can attest. People hear the accent and assume stupidity. Far from the truth.
Of. Course.
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/ah swear, Saban almost smiled
Run the same play, Bama. Don’t get cute.
Why do they make them walk to the other end of the field?
And now, amid the excitement of overtime, a lovely stroll.
BOTH sets of end zone fans should get to throw pee bags on the players.
When Alabama wins I will at least be able to smile at how interesting overtime was.
it was really excellent FITBAW
BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m seeing a lot of wrong predictions here.
*bets it all on Roll Damn Tide*
Yes! I’ve doubled the square root of fuck all!
Don’t do the math, it’s not important.
Bama should put the offense back out.
He’s gonna miss.
There is no way that ‘Bama isn’t ending this game with a TD right now.
KEEP UP THE PRESSURE, Tide.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
So I’m to believe that catch was better than perfect?
This game is sorta good.
Earholegate coming in 3, 2, 1.
I got to this game sort of late, (was watching snow game and Minnesota), but is Auburn’s QB playing on one leg?
That seems less than ideal.
In the earhole doesn’t count!
I keep telling my wife that.
Not surprised she’s hard of hearing at this point in your marriage.
Like everything else, she’s faking it.
Now Aubie? 100% best go for two if they scores.
That sure is one quiet stadium on The Plains.
The Kent State transfer gets his shot!
I don’t think Auburn tackled Alabama inbounds even a single time during that drive. Even for a prevent defense, that is unforgivable.
agreed