Have we reached the denouement phase of the evening or are you still going strong? I’d love to say that like a few of you, I’d be able to sneak away from obligations and watch me a little football but I don’t think that’ll be the case until at least the second half of the game. Oh well…
To The Game!
Indy/Arizonny:
-The Colts will force Kyler into an interception because he’s been a giver in 5 of his last 6 and Indy leads the league in forced turnovers with 17.
-If Jonathan Taylor (current status: Invincible) scores a TD on the ground this evening he will set an NFL record with a rushing score in 12 straight tilts.
-One must think that Kyler is much more beat up than is being let on, what with rushing for a mere three yards in that pathetic loss to the Lions last week.
-The duo of Conner and Chase have their work cut out for them since the Colts allow the fourth-least fantasy points to the rb spot and rank 3rd in run defense DVOA.
-Third Time Lucky?-This will be the third week in a row that Arizona will try to clinch that elusive playoff berth. As noted above, things didn’t go all that well in Detroit last week but t’was the same deal with the Rams before that.
-Though it’s unrealistic for them to catch the Titans in their division, with a win the Colts chances of making the playoffs rise to 82%.
Go after it in the comments.
Shank’lor will not be denied!
DOINK
DOINK!!!
The latest drink i made up (bourbon, cherry heering, the juice of half a cutie/mandarin orange, cherry heering, and some weird apres ski spiced liquor) isn’t as bad as it should be.
My latest is also cheering me up.
This is also how my wife describes the first time that we slept together.
Was there not any cherry heering available?
Huh?
Oh, i see i Blair Witched it.
And clearly the cherry heering is working.
you mentioned it twice
He’s averaging 5 yards a carry, so it must be working, but do the Colts have a running play that isn’t “Taylor up the middle and hope for the best”?
Imagine having Carson Wentz as your starting QB and thinking anything good is going to happen for you.
What about those wagyu steaks?
Those Yeti aren’t cheap.
Equivalent: “I’ll ace this civil service test—but first: LSD”
Kyler: “Go long!”
Westley: “As you wish.”
Really need a Taylor td u guys.
I need a special touchdown from him-an STD, if you will.
You and me both.
Man I’m still hungry! I’m gonna go down to Bob’s Big Boy in Toluca Lake and sit in the Beatles booth and eat me one of these here burgers with a malted shake, except Bob’s is fucking closed today.
Bob’s tomorrow, Bob’s yesterday, but never Bob’s today.
Fucking Bob.
Binge watching Downton Abbey make me want to burn down a tuxedo factory and rather stabby towards boorish assholes which would be so lower class, so I will instead recite their ancestry in detail to point out how low class and unworthy of any admiration. “Yer mother was a hamster and your father reeked of elderberries.”
Now we’re watching Christmas with the Kranks. Hoping for a nap
Just got in a quick 20 minutes or so during some boxing match. Completely forgot this game was on.
At least I’m recharged for another assault on the beer fridge.
I did yoga this morning, went for a hike, and still feel like shit. A) getting old sucks; B) my high school Spanish teacher was right that it was safer to drink and do drugs than play sports.
Sage advice indeed. Just look at Trent Green — the proof is in his brain, which also doubles as pudding.
Do not call the Qards liquid shit. It’s insulting.
-Diarrhea
Carson’s uni features an upright horseshoe so that all the
lucksuck falls in.Wentz got a better spot than a disabled motorist.
We’ve watching “Charlie Brown Christmas ” not sure if it’s worse than the game
Is it the one where Santa gives Lucy a beef sweater and a pitbull?
Sadly no
It’s kinda depressing for a kids show
I like when they dance, but Linus is annoying, Lucy is a bitch who needs her ass beat, and Charlie is just kind of pitiful. To answer your question, it’s still better than the game.
Charlie Brown is the pet of a hyper intelligent beagle. Lucy is CB’s obedience trainer, Linus is working with Snoopy to observe CB’s psychological breakdown, and Sally, well Sallly is as she seems.
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Mrs GTD and I do the Charlie Brown dance
Gumby and I do too. We also dance like Fred and Wilma.
Throw it to AJ you fucks!
Zach Ertz needs to get shut down the rest of this game, please.
BLERGH
CHRISTMAS SAFETY DANCE
Oh, Kyler…
SAFETY DANCE!!!
Five…
Four…
Three…
Two…
One…
[simple, squeaky techno intro commences]
The Colts o-line is a dumb fucking mess.
Kliff Kan’t Khallenge (successfully, anyway)
Out of the many, MANY hilarious things youse brought up that I’d never otherwise known existed, this is… perfect
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UrYRfNVVhbQ
If Kevin Stefanski is watching, one presumes he Reacted Reasonably to that baliout BLEERGH.
Carson Wentz is such a putz. So lucky to get bailed out by a flag.
THAT’s the Carson Wentz I pay Game Pass for.
How did they manage to make the Kurt Warner biopic rated PG??
Lots of pixelation.
Pixelated Brenda?
They didn’t want the X, so they pixileated her dick.
Anna Paquin was casted, instead of Freddy Krueger.
Sookie Stackhouse! Maybe she’ll show the goods here, try to bring in the heathen demographic.
How did they manage to make the Kurt Warner biopic?
FIFY
Kickers currently 1 of 4
Shank’alor rejoices
Jeebus NOT teh only God(dess) celebrating today!!
Wait: where’s Rodrigo Blankenship? Don’t tell me his Interpol tribute band got back together.
He can has an owie. NEEEERRRRDDDD
More like BADgley.
Thanks to everyone here for another year of this site being my psychic and emotional anchor. I don’t deserve you folks, and finding this place has saved my life more than once. I’ll shut up now, but seriously, god bless you guys. I love you.
No need to shut up. Thanks for being part of the clubhouse.
It’s a pleasure to know you, my good man! Any supporter of the East London men of industry has a place in Rhodesia — that said, it would be better if you supported the King’s African Water Pistols! A toast to you!
Huzzah!
Found a funny;
a fist smashes the window and neil degrasse tyson forces his way inside. “the grinch’s heart would explode if it really grew that much.” he says. i point the shotgun and fire but his body absorbs the shells like a terminator. “he would expire instantaneously.”
Maybe it’s me being too fastidious, but maybe the Qards defensive line should just rush the shit outta the Clots second string interior OL instead of guessing the snap count.
Goddammit Gazzoo put it in 6th gear!
I mean, hi!
Fuck the Clots
Firing up Cards WR Kirk
Hopefully he get a bunch of catches and a couple TD’s
That would be Rocking!!!
I hate packers so much that I downloaded a mod on one of the wwe games so I could fight him and hit him in the head with a chair.
I said the chair is the vaccine AARON!!!
This is good hate. LOFTY hate!
NotTaylor TD. BOO!
Woo! Done with all my social obligations until New Year’s Eve-which my wife very kindly told me (just now) we are hosting.
/I’ll just get me wee Scottish BIL fucked up on single malts
Watch out, they can get stabby too!
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Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
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What a lovely couple. Barf.
Someone on the Twitter described it as the last thing you see before passing out and waking up with one kidney in a bathtub full of ice.
Like they’d spring for ice. Bitch, please!
Or leave you with one kidney!🤓
As soon as I opened the image to be able to read it, my tablet froze to try and save my sanity.
For any GAMBLOR types that might’ve missed it, Darius Leonard is OUT for the Clots. He drew the COVID tag too late to be added to Indy’s inactives. Just a heads up.
I still considered Humps ML, but abstained.
Apparently untappd does a year in review like Spotify does. The average user (already likely an alcoholic) checked into beers from 21 different breweries in 2021. I hit 110.
You are way above average. A high achiever!
That first Christmas sandwich was so good I made another:
Looks fucking amazing! Horseradish sauce?
champion bull semen
Lookit Ernest Hemingway over here!
Pasta and garlic bread. No spaghetti sauce so used salsa instead.
Wat
I have often considered doing something like this and I would like to know if it would be an abomination against nature.
Garlic bread makes everything OK. Go with god.
Had sushi. Mostly maki for me. It was good. Been missing decent sushi since moving to the Midwest D:
I have had plain jasmine rice and THREE Belvita cookie packets. BOW before my culinary prowess!!
I have busted out the cheese. Smokey Bleu (meh), Emmentaler (always solid), and mimolette (oh yeah)