We’re shouting out to the ladies on the site by throwing a different kind of Derby hat on the banner pic. <Sarcasm Alert!>There’s so much bad blood between Petro and Horatio already, I just hope things don’t get out of hand in the comment section today! Mods, keep your bannination fingers at the ready!
To The Game!
Niners/Cowboys:
-The 12-5 Dallas club led the league in scoring and yards gained but quite a few yakkers felt that those losses were letdowns and shouldn’t have happened. I mean, were they supposed to go undefeated? When this team is on there’s very little to stop them. Full stop.
-I guess we’ll find out when the season ends what the true extent of his injury (injuries?) is/are but the two-time rushing leader just doesn’t have the zip that we’ve seen in the past. It’s amazing to me that he hasn’t run for 100 since wk. 5. You’d think he’d get to triple digits just by falling over. But to talk solely about him is a disservice to Pollard, who chipped in with 700+. The ‘Boys running game is just fine.
-Jimmy’s Last Stand? What with the amount of draft capital expended to grab Trey Lance, he must be the starter in week 1 next year or John Lynch will be laughed out of/bound and dumped into the Bay. So what does Jimmy bring to the O? Competency. Boring, dependable competency. He can hand off with the best of them. I’m just a bit fearful of a Deebo/Lance/Mitchell backfield next year and will be fading the hell out of Kittle in fantasy.
-Speaking of, Deebo is the first of his kind (a South Carolina kid, no silly, a wr) to put together a season of 1,770 all-purpose yards in the way that he did. Much props to Shanny Jr. for increasing his touches by 5-9 per game. We’ll be seeing much more of this across the league for sure.
-Of all the games played this weekend this one is said to be the best for an upset, what with San Franny coming in on a roll. Stop The Narrative! What of the Cowboys winning 5 of their last 6 with the only loss being a three point shortfall to the Cards?
Tap away.
Next thread is up.
The biggest takeaway from this afternoon is that we need to nuke the entire NFC East from orbit.
Rename to conference to the SEC lite
What else has been true for years?
A very Cowboys ending, or the very Cowboyest ending?
Honestly it’s hard to top that for dumbfuckery.
Patriots: Skullfucked
Cowboys: Umpfucked
/blasts specific Ice Cube track
The Dallas Dildo roams the sideline holding a clipboard.
This Not Prince guy for Dr Pepper needs to sit the fuck down
Fun fact, that’s the guy that finished second in the original American Idol season.
That’s a well deserved loss, and they would have been slaughtered in Green Bay next week anyway, but I look forward to Cowboys Fans Reacting Reasonably to the umpire banging into the center and Dak as time ran out.
Which to be clear is not his fault, and was really an inevitable result of just one final dumb decision in a game full of them.
Congratulations to Petronel, the 49ers simply played better. Much, much better.
Thanks. And congrats to you and to all Cowboys fans for an excellent season.
We may well get killed next week, but it’s an honor to have the opportunity to try. 🙂
And the chant arises from the stands of the honored and not humbled defeated…
”BEAT GREEN BAY
BEAT GREEN BAY”
Hahahaha
49ers are moving on
That’s Rocking!
Give’em Hell San Fran. Really, burn Rodgers at the stake,
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Wow, that was bullshit. They should have had a couple more seconds.
Suspired that didn’t end with a flag
Refs was asking New York if he could throw a flag on himself
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dumbest possible ending. How wonderful!
what a clusterfuck ending.
helluva game, Boyz fans, and helluva season.
Enjoy your victory! My evening is not going to be as much fun as yours, but I am making a chicken pot pie, so yay?
Ref bumps the player to end the game. Now I’ve seen everything
Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?
I guess you haven’t seen everything.
That ref got in the way!
Lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus Henry Christ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Who will explain to the nickelodeon viewers that these are the 6th and 7th best teams in the NFC?
“And now here’s Caillou, to explain why the umpire has to touch the ball before every snap.”
I’m enjoying this incredibly stupid footballing!
WTF is San Fran doing???
This hail mary will end in a Seahawks TD
Dallas has to take a shot to the end zone here.
They weren’t that SMRT.
Dallas: Surprise!
This is getting…less likey.
For fucks sake
However this ends up, I sure as hell these refs don’t get any more playoff games either
2 refs crews banned in asingle weekend
Punt return for a TD and missed XP is what we want.
Three and out is what we deserve.
Lamb returns the punt for a TD and then Zeurlien shanks the PAT
What the shit, get out of my brain
Don’t make me go get Heather.
Bullshit. I don’t believe Trent did anything wrong.
Oh what the FUCK
The important thing is that Horatio can’t drink
I hate you so much.
No one trusts you Jeem
Kick a field goal, let the guy have some fun.
get on with it!
Watch the Boys jump offside
Just extending the agony. Me likey.
4th and Angry Inch
Which team is more of a Hedwig?
AAARGH
Can’t say this game wasn’t exciting!!!
Yay football! 🏈
That might be short by an inch, by what does it matter? You’re not stopping them on 4th and inches, and if they punt you’re not scoring a TD.
“Hey size queen! There’s nothing wrong with being short by an inch. Or two, or three. Or four.” – Brett Favre.
This 49er Team better play like this in Greenbay next week.
The NFL head office won’t let the game end like this.
DEEBO’D…?
DEEBO’D!
Game, Petronels!