We’re shouting out to the ladies on the site by throwing a different kind of Derby hat on the banner pic. <Sarcasm Alert!>There’s so much bad blood between Petro and Horatio already, I just hope things don’t get out of hand in the comment section today! Mods, keep your bannination fingers at the ready!
To The Game!
Niners/Cowboys:
-The 12-5 Dallas club led the league in scoring and yards gained but quite a few yakkers felt that those losses were letdowns and shouldn’t have happened. I mean, were they supposed to go undefeated? When this team is on there’s very little to stop them. Full stop.
-I guess we’ll find out when the season ends what the true extent of his injury (injuries?) is/are but the two-time rushing leader just doesn’t have the zip that we’ve seen in the past. It’s amazing to me that he hasn’t run for 100 since wk. 5. You’d think he’d get to triple digits just by falling over. But to talk solely about him is a disservice to Pollard, who chipped in with 700+. The ‘Boys running game is just fine.
-Jimmy’s Last Stand? What with the amount of draft capital expended to grab Trey Lance, he must be the starter in week 1 next year or John Lynch will be laughed out of/bound and dumped into the Bay. So what does Jimmy bring to the O? Competency. Boring, dependable competency. He can hand off with the best of them. I’m just a bit fearful of a Deebo/Lance/Mitchell backfield next year and will be fading the hell out of Kittle in fantasy.
-Speaking of, Deebo is the first of his kind (a South Carolina kid, no silly, a wr) to put together a season of 1,770 all-purpose yards in the way that he did. Much props to Shanny Jr. for increasing his touches by 5-9 per game. We’ll be seeing much more of this across the league for sure.
-Of all the games played this weekend this one is said to be the best for an upset, what with San Franny coming in on a roll. Stop The Narrative! What of the Cowboys winning 5 of their last 6 with the only loss being a three point shortfall to the Cards?
Tap away.
Thousands of Cowboy fans are playing the new, hottest game! It’s called “First One To The Exits”. Fans from 9 to 99 can play.
And of course chicago dude texts me about sexy time when I am trying to pay attention to this dramatic finish. Where were you during the shitty eagles game dude? Bullshit your boss wanted to have a holiday party/ fantasy football thing. Both of those things are way over
Girl, don’t quibble. Go get you some! It’s not like the next game is going to be a nailbiter.
Go get more inches the 49ers currently need to end this travesty.
Sounds like someone just volunteered for human trials in one of Dok’s labs.
Cowboys losing making him hard?
Wow. This is just a day of bad football. More to come!
Gee, sure hope this Cowboys team can somehow pull it out so I can watch them try to play Green Bay next week!
-Me, just absolutely chugging paint thinner
Romo getting into frantic Charlie Kelly scenarios to extend the game
Joe Burrow should become the spokesman for Kitten Mittens.
Hey, they’re tying a record!
Gregory bet the Tomsulas ML?
He’s just high and thought the big fat guy was going to eat his Doritos.
So much for these so-called Cow Boys… looks like gender, and hope, has been officially abolished by a California organization yet again.
This game is terrible in every way
Anytime the Cowboys lose is a great day.
You, sir, are a Philistine.
This guy knows what’s up
I certainly DO like being all up in there and then backing out of it
San Franny not disguising their coverages at all and still confusing Dak.
Capt. Blue Bunny will kick the field goal on 4th and goal from the two with :02 left to play.
Wow, JJ looks like shit.
What else has been true for years?
Even by his standards, though. His right arm didn’t look like it had much movement.
He’s a good looking man! All the hookers say so. For an additional fee.
It’s true! I read it in the reviews!
Argh again
Oh no, they’re punting! K. Shanahan has learned nothing about holding onto a lead in the playoffs.
Utttt Ohhhh 😬
Lamb got minced.
He’s now a cottage pie.
He ain’t done mutton today.
Probably crying for some other, less fun reason, but still okay with cow tears
Just the dumbest team this Dallas group.
I agree, and I know from dumb decisions!
BLEEEERGH!!!!
Football’s great, huh?
Just the dumbest fucking team.
Hey, don’t grab the guy blocking you by the helmet.
Gallimore: I am absolutely going to grab his helmet.
N-GCp being undisciplined? Well ah NEVAR!!!
Great flag find
Oops
Jesus fuck, this drive
Crazytown!
INCOMPLETE BITCHES! (complete bitches cost extra)
Hey, they’ve put in the work.
Argh
NOOOOOPE whew
Defensive holding in a running play.
They’re literally trying to kill me.
Could be, that would explain a lot actually
Jimmy trying to force it in there to a wide receiver when a light touch would do. The guy has dated at least one porn star-you’d think he’d know how to get this done by now.
Wow, Dak made great decisions that drive! What was going on earlier?
Oh. That makes sense.
1883 – Colonizer Propaganda at its finest.
dak’d
HAMDOWN!
(water added)
Goddammit Niners, now it’s close enough I can’t nap comfortably
DED 54.
Any spare knee ligaments lying around?
Guys, winning this one won’t do us much good if we have to field the practice squad next week.
Well, whoever plays the 49ers next week is definitely getting their 2nd-string defense.
they can live without Bosa, but NOT Fred Warner
SUDDEN CHANGE!
There’s the stupid play by Jeanie.
There’s the Jimmy g we all know
That’s just the play Mike McCarthy needed to shave another 3 points off this lead!
Jimmy trying to be a playmaker. smgdh…
oy vey, Jeanine
Humbug
Simmer down there tony
Damn, Tracy just busted out the monkey’s paw!
Cowboys completely flummoxed by a sorta inventive offense.
Well, at least I got a “UConn won the championship” mention. Beat that, Petronel!
/looks at scoreboard.
Ah, yes. Well.
My school’s (DII) team went farther in the playoffs than anybody would have reasonably expected, which is a victory in itself 🙂
I predict Good Pisan, Jimmy G-Man Garopplo signs for the the New York football Giants, only to stay on the disabled list only to come off to beat the Cowboys.