Here at DFO there were derby’s aplenty and over at the NFL, they were busy extricating the “Super” from the Wild Card Weekend. As I’ve said many times before, we always make the best of it though.
Fallout:
-Though tis early, it looks like Tristan Wirfs will be a game-time decision next week. I wouldn’t mind seeing Brady run around behind his backup.
-Jerome Boger and The Gang That Couldn’t Whistle Straight won’t be sullying the playoffs any longer according to Shefter and others. We’ll no doubt see them all year long in the next regular season, so there’s that.
-Costly W? Bosa has been concussed but my suspicion is that it’s one of those “Playoff Concussions” that fade in no time at all. Unfortunately for Fred Warner, there is no such thing as a “Playoff Sprained Ankle”.
-Philly Fans Moving On: Probably from Hurts and definitely on to the draft where they have picks 15, 16 and 19.
To The Game!
Cards/Rams:
-Eric Weddle To The Rescue! He’s a mere 37 years old and has been out of football for two years and this is the best the Rams could do? They are tremendously compromised at safety going forward.
-Bad Monkey! One of these qb’s will exit the game having won their very first playoff tilt. Stafford is a bit more overdue than Kyler and he’s gone for 280+ yards and multiple TD’s in both games this season.
-And you’d think the odds would lie with him even more because McVay has a shiny 8-1 record vs Arizonny.
-Tired of yakkers slathering about Ben? Well hold on-JJ Watt is expected to play after having shoulder surgery in early November. I swear that before he goes under the knife he has his people exaggerate the recovery time by at least two months so that he can continue to promulgate that “Superheroes Take No Days Off” bullshit.
Wander into the comments fearlessly.
At least this Baker made the playoffs before being knocked out.
If you meet the Buddha on the way to the end zone, kill him.
That hit just caused Baker to achieve enlightenment.
He’s being reincarnated now.
No, but he’s having a near chat with his maker right now.
The way his hands shook, I thought he was cold. CHILLY NITE AT SOFI.
Goddamn. That looks like a career ender.
Not gonna lie, I’m more than a little disappointed that the T-Rex skull isn’t something Dwayne heisted while doing one of the Fast & Furious movies.
https://twitter.com/NickVeronica/status/1483270434917425156
Psh. Couch change
LOL
He knew too much
Usually it’s the LA fans showing up late, not the opposing offense.
Don’t Make Kyler Angry!
Ah yes, another reminder that Aaron Donald’s dirty as fuck and has serious rage issues.
Last funny;
grew up thinking McDonald’s birthday parties were the height of fancy
I have expected to see Eli run and hide behind his chair when they started fighting.
I’m sure she meant to send this to Rikki only, and just forgot to hit the DM button.
https://twitter.com/SusannaHoffs/status/1483197735163420678
For the last time, she does not belong to Rikki.
Well, I guess it’s not 28-3
This just in: Cooper Kupp is a good player. Film at 11.
Turns out water is wet! Who knew?
Nice pass Odell!
He loves to dump it off.
Aka The Cleveland Steamer
Does OBJ now have more passing yards than Kyler now?
He does.
Stat check:
OBJ 1/1 40 Yards
Kyler 7/17 28 yards.
Well, this was not the game I expected. I just caught up to live, WTF CARDS, I was actually gonna cheer for you.
Fun first half!
Except that COVID decided to become a miserable head cold today (previously it was a sore throat or body aches or whatever) and I am sober.
Oh well, let’s go RAMMMMMMMIT and finish this shit.
My mom thought she had COVID but was negative, turned out to be flu.
Don’t forget your Flu Shots!
Pfft! Flu shot. Then what’s the point of this mask and never leaving my house!?
Agree totally. Wife tested positive for the COVID, so that’s how I’m rollin.
That sucks! Hope you feel better. Get your trip on with some Nyquil.
Thanks! All out of that stuff, so going with water and also water.
I don’t know why the hell I’m watching this abomination of a game instead of the sexy nubile college kids of CHEER.
Hmm..I wonder how my DFS lineups are doing. Let me check.
Rocking?
Banging?
Oh, I know, HOT
THEY’RE ON FIRE!
If squint, you can see Hippo’s ML bet on the Cards in there!
Why didn’t they just call him White Knight? Oh…right..
Tonight is going to be a VERY special edition of Cardinal Talk.
See the ass on the new alter boy?
-Cardinal Talk After Hours.
Turns out we can all go to bed early after all. Thanks, Shield!!
Shoulders for the Hippo!
That is Hippos dream dress.
She clearly got all his letters.
Et tu, Fireman Ed?
The Rock is on the same list as Tom Hanks and Oprah: a list of beloved celebrities who I don’t want them to run for President. Not because they would be bad (on the contrary, they’d be good), but as soon as they announce their candidacy, half the country will hate them and no one wants that to happen.
I don’t want a celebrity in charge of our government any more than I’d want a celebrity as head coach of the Las Vegas Raiders. I want someone who has *experience* in the field, whether it’s running a country or running a beloved madcap sitcom.
I’ll just add “Non-Politician President” to the List of Things Donald Trump Ruined. I think there is still room in Vol. 4.
I really hope it is Harbaugh.
What idiot would leave the University of Michigan for the Las Vegas Raiders?
(puts $50 on John Harbaugh)
The Cardinals right about now.
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This isn’t a cardinal but it less of a fraud than these Cardinals.
Gumby came in 3rd in his ff league. His “trophy” is a taxidermied cardinal that was ripped apart by some previous non-winner, and then re-taxidermied. We get to keep it all year, yay?
The non-winner’s cat ripped it apart. I’m high as hell!
It seems a precedent has been set. Have it ripped apart again!
I have just the cat for the job! Henry is a stone cold killah!
Murray is playing scared.
I desperately want the rock to just start drinking water every play to increase the likelihood of a spit take
At this point, it’s in the RAMMMIT’s best interest to let Murray take a snap than Fatthew.
The Kurt Warner invitational is not living up to the hype.
Somehow, Kyler Murray will throw a forward pass that will hit the upright.
Followed by a deep shot that ends up killing some old lady in the upper deck.
You just know the Rams won’t play this well against dreamboat.
Or the packers.
Cuz God fucking hates me
Pretty good chance that Kliff is just gonna start pumping the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme into Kyler’s helmet if this keeps up.
Sooooo, 1.5 competitive wild card games?
Seems about right
Yep. Whatta mess.
Kyler and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Primetime Playoff Game
THIS KYLER MURRAY I CALL HIM ALEX JONES ‘CAUSE HE’S SO ERRATIC AND OFF THE MARK TONIGHT THAT EVERYONE WHO EVER BELIEVED IN HIM IS CLEARLY DELUSIONAL
Welp…
This is Jets-esque.
After seeing the Arizona Cardinals play for the first time this year, I’m starting to think Mike Lindell may have a point with this theory* that people from Arizona was stupid enough to screw up counting the votes.
*manically insane ramblings
HOT POTATO!!!
Hot Potato 2: Electric Boogaloo!
2021 was a success for Mike Bidwill in that it gave him three more years of cover before having to go outside the organization to look for a GM.
The first first down. At nil-21.
Frauds
And another pickerception
Jesus Hernadez Christ! Just take the damn Safety!
“Germ Clover!”
-Trent Green, writing in his notebook
Maybe that VR headset will help Kyler out.
game over
/closes notebook
I think I can take a guess what Greggggggggggg just wrote in his notebook.
DDDDEEERRRRPPPPPPP
THE KLIFFENING