Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t want either of these teams to lose. They’re fairly likeable (yes, I know-Beasley, Tyreek and Andy may be excluded here to varying degrees) and play a brand of wide open football that non-fans of the teams can enjoy. A Shield’s wet dream, unfortunately. Damnit! I fell for it again, didn’t I?
To The Game!
Bills/Chiefs:
-Despite these formidable D’s this looks like an old-fashioned shootout, doesn’t it?
-But, It Was The Steelers: Mahomes was back to his old slinging self last week to the tune of 404 yards and 5 TD’s.
-Anything You Can Do: Allen wasn’t far behind, carving up a phenomenal Pats D as though it was a patsy that Alabama scheduled early in the fall. Will there be a letdown or is Buffalo a ridiculous juggernaut on a roll?
-I do feel that one other Bills wr will have to step up today other than Diggs and my money is on the slowly improving, evolving Gabe Davis. Mackenzie and Beasley are chain movers and that’s all well and good but Davis can run intermediate and long routes and get separation.
-Chiefs Wildcard?: I’d go with Jerick McKinnon, the guy who racked up 142 scrimmage yards last week. Why the hell would K.C. move away from a sequence of plays that was so obviously successful?
-Buffalo reminds me a lot of Cincy in that they are in the process of vanquishing old foes that had been obstacles for years. The Bills are much further along that path but they do need to get past the Chiefs in a playoff game.
Your turn!
Last Funny;
Coming out of my cage a̶n̶d̶ ̶I̶’̶v̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶d̶o̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶j̶u̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶ ̶ to get groceries and then it’s right back in the cage
Tony Romo needs to go-mo. Nantz sounds exhausted with him.
His schtick has gotten very old, very fast.
LOL
I want to get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.
Jesus. One of the talking heads on NFL Network is already Dan Marino-ing Josh Allen’s career.
Looking forward to the Ace Ventura sequel in Buffalo
I’m gonna go watch the PBS show about the East German doping program. It’s not happy, but I do know how it ends and I find that reassuring right now.
It just goes to show that men make the best female athletes.
That’s right!
– B. Jenner
Hell of a weekend of fitbaw. Think I’ll just take tomorrow off (wishful thinking).
Later, Taters!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Y4-gmITT0&ab
In case I have not been insufferable enough, it only gets worse as we win in February.
Time to make some pilmeni.
I’ll allow it.
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But I don’t count for much ‘round these parts anymore.
Don’t sell yourself short BGR; you’re a tremendous slouch.
Bring me some Pilmeni and I will overlook the whole “insufferable” thing.
There were more points in the last two minutes & OT than the entire Packers – Niners game.
I also think the Bills should have Squib kicked the last kickoff before OT. More time would have run off the clock.
yep
With that win, the Patrick Price is locked in and Jake from State Farm gets to euthanize Rodgers.
don’t they have to bring Brokeback into that weird world, now?
Warning Order to all BBQ joints in KC, there’s a storm coming, and its name is Andy Reid.
*7torm
2nd Warning Order: TheRevanchist will be taking a victory lap with only a Chefs bandana around their wing-wang. Do not be (too) alarmed.
pour some BBQ sauce on some charcoal, he wont notice
-KC Chefs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eton47FDd9Y&ab_
Buffalo playing prevent…why?
New theory: The NFL is an elaborate scheme to emotionally destroy the people of Western New York
Lately the scheme has expanded to eastern new york as well. Goodells ambitious.
Bills had this won.
Welp…. Can Cincy be the team of dreams?
Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Chiefs are completely spent from this win from an emotional standpoint.
At point, I have no idea. If KC’s defense is any indication, Burrow is gonna have a field day…as long as his O-line doesn’t get him maimed.
This game will be a nice sequel to Buffalo 66
What a goddamn game. Both teams can be proud of what they did tonight.
One team is just a little more proud.
Hippo was right: the Bills should have onside kick.
Has anyone ever tried that? I would love to see it
That’s a catch, and I hate KC
OH LAWD
With Mahomes and Burrow, the O/U may be over 100.
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m rooting for the Bungles. Just for next week, mind you.
Not like rooting for the Ravens or anything.
Or the Brownies!
Cheer up, Rev. Mayhem: still not as heartbreaking as Scott Norwood.
Woohoo!!! Fuck the Bills in their big, furry asses!
No no – Kelce’s not important.
What a fucking game…
You got to love the Chiefs – Bills “Salute to Defense” festival.
all starting d may as well went to the locker room
Brokeback knows. TAILS FILED HIM
The gods wouldn’t let tails fall for him since he doesn’t want to get shot in his.
For the record I still think overtime rules are bullshit
Both teams need to have a possession, especially in the post-season.
Yup, this OT was basically penalty kicks with only one team allowed to kick
Everybody out there looks hyper-adrenalined. This is amazing.
What’s after tartan? Gingham? Houndstooth?
Burberry.
Mesmerizing!
Is it safe to wrap up your bananas?
Thinking they should maybe cover Kelce?
They did, it ain’t matter. GOOD LORD
Third & one in OT? Time for a trick play!
with all the bananas had to look up potassium overdose
Severe hyperkalemia can come on suddenly. It can cause life-threatening heart rhythm changes (arrhythmia) that cause a heart attack.
seems right for this game.
And Mahomes just looks annoyed. That’s how insanely competitive these dudes are.
This game is more ridiculous than picking a Reid kid as the designated driver.
BANNER
/blushes
More bananas
https://youtu.be/3SmAlxc7_88
I respect KC more should they win this now. that was not easy to do with 13 seconds and no flags
Best game in NFL history?
MEEP!
My brain is legit broken. HOW IS ONE SUPPOSED TO WORK TOMORROW? All I will be able to think of were those last 3 minutes.
Tomorrow is National Bananacakes Day, it’s a federal holiday! So it is written, so shall it be.
Gotta get up at o‘dark-thirty, but am staying up for this one. I kinda don’t want it to end.
(borrowed from Rifftrax)
“Yup, the shark was halfway home, now its rushing back to the stadium with his wife on the phone going ‘How many jumps are they going to make you do in one game?'”
Beyond plaid & onto tartan.
Bad move by Buffalo, letting the guy call the coin toss who couldn’t call the vaccine question correctly.
https://m.imgur.com/hkMZSF7
Oh you little scamp…
This is the greatest football game I’ve ever seen, and I was hard as a rock for the last bit of 28-3.
Bonus unlocked
1 more drink
Red or white?
Yes
vodka neat