Your Reverend/Revanchist (Bills/Chiefs) Tussle and Open Thread

Gimme some more of that sweet, sweet divisional playoffs action. We all deserve it. Thing is, and this is odd for me, I don’t want either of these teams to lose. They’re fairly likeable (yes, I know-Beasley, Tyreek and Andy may be excluded here to varying degrees) and play a brand of wide open football that non-fans of the teams can enjoy. A Shield’s wet dream, unfortunately. Damnit! I fell for it again, didn’t I?

To The Game!

Bills/Chiefs:

-Despite these formidable D’s this looks like an old-fashioned shootout, doesn’t it?

-But, It Was The Steelers: Mahomes was back to his old slinging self last week to the tune of 404 yards and 5 TD’s.

-Anything You Can Do: Allen wasn’t far behind, carving up a phenomenal Pats D as though it was a patsy that Alabama scheduled early in the fall. Will there be a letdown or is Buffalo a ridiculous juggernaut on a roll?

-I do feel that one other Bills wr will have to step up today other than Diggs and my money is on the slowly improving, evolving Gabe Davis. Mackenzie and Beasley are chain movers and that’s all well and good but Davis can run intermediate and long routes and get separation.

-Chiefs Wildcard?: I’d go with Jerick McKinnon, the guy who racked up 142 scrimmage yards last week. Why the hell would K.C. move away from a sequence of plays that was so obviously successful?

-Buffalo reminds me a lot of Cincy in that they are in the process of vanquishing old foes that had been obstacles for years. The Bills are much further along that path but they do need to get past the Chiefs in a playoff game.

Your turn!

 

 

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rockingdog

Last Funny;

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Fronkenshteen

Tony Romo needs to go-mo. Nantz sounds exhausted with him.

Horatio Cornblower

His schtick has gotten very old, very fast.

rockingdog

LOL

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Senor Weaselo

I want to get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.

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Beerguyrob

Jesus. One of the talking heads on NFL Network is already Dan Marino-ing Josh Allen’s career.

Gatoraids

Looking forward to the Ace Ventura sequel in Buffalo

Doktor Zymm

I’m gonna go watch the PBS show about the East German doping program. It’s not happy, but I do know how it ends and I find that reassuring right now.

Brick Meathook

It just goes to show that men make the best female athletes.

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s right!

– B. Jenner

LemonJello

Hell of a weekend of fitbaw. Think I’ll just take tomorrow off (wishful thinking).

Later, Taters!

Spur
TheRevanchist

In case I have not been insufferable enough, it only gets worse as we win in February.

Time to make some pilmeni.

Beerguyrob

I’ll allow it.
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But I don’t count for much ‘round these parts anymore.

Horatio Cornblower

Don’t sell yourself short BGR; you’re a tremendous slouch.

Gumbygirl

Bring me some Pilmeni and I will overlook the whole “insufferable” thing.

Beerguyrob

There were more points in the last two minutes & OT than the entire Packers – Niners game.

ballsofsteelandfury

I also think the Bills should have Squib kicked the last kickoff before OT. More time would have run off the clock.

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Spur

yep

BrettFavresColonoscopy

With that win, the Patrick Price is locked in and Jake from State Farm gets to euthanize Rodgers.

King Hippo

don’t they have to bring Brokeback into that weird world, now?

LemonJello

Warning Order to all BBQ joints in KC, there’s a storm coming, and its name is Andy Reid.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

*7torm

LemonJello

2nd Warning Order: TheRevanchist will be taking a victory lap with only a Chefs bandana around their wing-wang. Do not be (too) alarmed.

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Spur

pour some BBQ sauce on some charcoal, he wont notice

-KC Chefs

Spur
NotShogunButShogun

Buffalo playing prevent…why?

Doktor Zymm

New theory: The NFL is an elaborate scheme to emotionally destroy the people of Western New York

Gatoraids

Lately the scheme has expanded to eastern new york as well. Goodells ambitious.

Spur

Bills had this won.
Welp…. Can Cincy be the team of dreams?

JustStopDude

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if the Chiefs are completely spent from this win from an emotional standpoint.

Redshirt

At point, I have no idea. If KC’s defense is any indication, Burrow is gonna have a field day…as long as his O-line doesn’t get him maimed.

Gatoraids

This game will be a nice sequel to Buffalo 66

Petronel

What a goddamn game. Both teams can be proud of what they did tonight.

TheRevanchist

One team is just a little more proud.

ballsofsteelandfury

Hippo was right: the Bills should have onside kick.

Doktor Zymm

Has anyone ever tried that? I would love to see it

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a catch, and I hate KC

Petronel

OH LAWD

Redshirt

With Mahomes and Burrow, the O/U may be over 100.

Gumbygirl

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m rooting for the Bungles. Just for next week, mind you.

BugEyedBoo

Not like rooting for the Ravens or anything.

Gumbygirl

Or the Brownies!

The Maestro

Cheer up, Rev. Mayhem: still not as heartbreaking as Scott Norwood.

TheRevanchist

Woohoo!!! Fuck the Bills in their big, furry asses!

Beerguyrob

No no – Kelce’s not important.

JustStopDude

What a fucking game…

JustStopDude

You got to love the Chiefs – Bills “Salute to Defense” festival.

Gatoraids

all starting d may as well went to the locker room

King Hippo

Brokeback knows. TAILS FILED HIM

Beerguyrob

The gods wouldn’t let tails fall for him since he doesn’t want to get shot in his.

Brocky

For the record I still think overtime rules are bullshit

Horatio Cornblower

Both teams need to have a possession, especially in the post-season.

Doktor Zymm

Yup, this OT was basically penalty kicks with only one team allowed to kick

Petronel

Everybody out there looks hyper-adrenalined. This is amazing.

Beerguyrob

What’s after tartan? Gingham? Houndstooth?

The Maestro

Burberry.

Doktor Zymm

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Gumbygirl

Mesmerizing!

Doktor Zymm

Is it safe to wrap up your bananas?
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Thinking they should maybe cover Kelce?

King Hippo

They did, it ain’t matter. GOOD LORD

Beerguyrob

Third & one in OT? Time for a trick play!

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Gatoraids

with all the bananas had to look up potassium overdose

Severe hyperkalemia can come on suddenly. It can cause life-threatening heart rhythm changes (arrhythmia) that cause a heart attack. 

seems right for this game.

King Hippo

And Mahomes just looks annoyed. That’s how insanely competitive these dudes are.

Horatio Cornblower

This game is more ridiculous than picking a Reid kid as the designated driver.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

BANNER

Horatio Cornblower

/blushes

Gumbygirl
Spur

I respect KC more should they win this now. that was not easy to do with 13 seconds and no flags

Fronkenshteen

Best game in NFL history?

Mr. Ayo

MEEP!

King Hippo

My brain is legit broken. HOW IS ONE SUPPOSED TO WORK TOMORROW? All I will be able to think of were those last 3 minutes.

Gumbygirl

Tomorrow is National Bananacakes Day, it’s a federal holiday! So it is written, so shall it be.

Petronel

Gotta get up at o‘dark-thirty, but am staying up for this one. I kinda don’t want it to end.

Redshirt

(borrowed from Rifftrax)

“Yup, the shark was halfway home, now its rushing back to the stadium with his wife on the phone going ‘How many jumps are they going to make you do in one game?'”

Beerguyrob

Beyond plaid & onto tartan.

SonOfSpam

Bad move by Buffalo, letting the guy call the coin toss who couldn’t call the vaccine question correctly.

ThePirateSloth
JustStopDude

Oh you little scamp…

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The Maestro

This is the greatest football game I’ve ever seen, and I was hard as a rock for the last bit of 28-3.

NotShogunButShogun

Bonus unlocked

Spur

1 more drink

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Red or white?

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes

Spur

vodka neat