Trust me, every ESPN platform will BEG one to watch, but Hippo ain’t doing it.
At the time of this here posting, I am watching NC State losing 21-6 at home to Notre Dame. I would be annoyed enough if this was football. But it’s just shameful in hoops. 23-6 now.
Today, we learned that Frank Lampard’s Everton are indeed much improved with just a bit of positivity mixed in. West Ham and Chelski each get out of gaol in Extra Time. Brighton do not show up for class away to Spurs. Burnley and Watford played to the saddest, wettest nil-nil one could ever see. It was just what a Toffee supporter wanted.
If only I had remembered to forget that my Wolven Sort were playing. The TEAM managed to forget, FFS.
ESPN does have two actual, good ballgames on tonight – Kenfucky at Roll Damn Tide (8:00) and Gonzaga at Original Recipe Big Love (10:00). I mean, if you’re into that sort of thing.
There is also a triple header of SexiMexi tonight, check your local Mexi-listings (likely TUDN, too lazy to look up), starting at 6p EST.
Fucking low pressure system dropped North Cakalaky temperatures by 30 degrees and gave Hippo a huge motherfucker of a migraine, so you may be on your own tonight. Hey, it’s down to 23-10!
LOL
Just saw something very important
Maybe, if you’re sitting in the bulkhead, don’t bring a shitton of carryon, and don’t complain when someone else sitting in bulkhead stows a tiny purse in a small amount of space you had mentally but not physically claimed next to your other giant bags
You should tell the flight attendants you saw that person spending a lot of time at the bar before the flight. You noticed him because he kept harassing the bartender and waitress.
They also complained about how long the jet bridge was when deplaning. Dude was just unpleasant.
I always take consolation in knowing that for people like that *everything* is unpleasant. Like, their whole life sucks and is unsatisfying.
Hola!
I promised a complete report earlier.
It got to 72 degrees and I walked next to these ridiculous yachts. Like dick measuring yachts.
Earlier I hoped I could get a glimpse of Catalina.
It was right there. Give me a long enough boardwalk and I could walk there.
And it was fucking gorgeous. Got a good tree four miles in.
Came home and fired up the test kitchen.
You have no idea!!!
/ cackles maniacally
Are we gonna gravy soon?
Very soon.
I’m out of bay leaves. This bottle only lasted ten years.
Turkish! FANCY!!
A “turkish fancy” sounds like something J. Edgar Hoover would order while he was on a sex tourism vacation in Morrocco.
I use a lot of them. I think the oldest spice/herb I have is cinnamon.
Luge would be much better if the track had 360° vertical loops and also Evel Knievel style jumps over school buses, each jump getting longer and longer. All of these features would have to be approached at the exact right speed or the sled would explode in a fireball of destruction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvjsAIpNy6I
Drinking a stout and eating samoas, hope I can go to bed in the next hour
Better than eating a stout Samoan?
We talkin cookie or dude?
Booooo, the Russian.
This poor Canadian skater is having a disastrous run. I think it’s safe to assume nobody will score worse, so he really should have just skipped the rest of his routine and hit the bar.
Yeah, that was…not good. The Chinese guy wasn’t much better, but he has a ginormous quad.
What would Brian Boitano do? Not that.
He sure as fuck wouldn’t be caught dead in the Jesus Christ Superstar costume the Russian guy wore. Was that a crown of thorns around the collar? Ugh.
I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors…
Advantages of rabbis to bishops: I assume the rabbi is not limited to the same color as their starting square.
I just had an argument with my 11 year old niece for me suggesting the word “is” as a verb in MadLibs.
Welcome to my life.
But…that’s like THE verb
The first verb: “To be!”
Or not.
You have some kind of problem with the verb “bungle”?
Yes, because it should be spelled “bungal”.
It depends what the definition of “is” is
Spanish version:
Why can’t I embed a YouTube video???
https://youtu.be/98Akpf1ph2o
¡Oh sí!
Litrepug does not want to hear me talk about Radiohead.
Why are you talking when you could be tummyrubbing??
How good is Amnesiac? Yes, boy, that’s a good pug. Better than Hail to the thief, no boy, you’ve had too much wine.
I don’t listen to Radiohead much these days, but I probably listened to Pablo Honey more times than any other of their albums.
For me, The Bends is my go to. I am a radiohead guy as they changed the way I listened to music. OK Computer was amazing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHiGbolFFGw
https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/05/media/joe-rogan-racial-slur-apology-india-arie/index.html
The Joe Rogan Experience just experienced a loss of cabin pressure.
Pfft. His listeners will be more upset at him for apologizing than they will be for any of the racial slurs that he used.
What kind of fucking world do we live in if Joe Rogan gets $100 million for fucking up my interwebs? I thought that Bored Ape NFT bullshit was the height of pissing away money, then we get this.
Ah, the Luge. Lying on a sled, going 70-80 mph nuts first in a hunt for glory.
I went luging in Michigan once! It was slightly above freezing though so the track was slow, plus we were only going from the lowest start so we only got up to 20mph or so.
I did the Alpine Slide once in Colorado. Well, twice. The first time I lifted for a moment, so I had to do it again with the acceleration lever throughout.
I didn’t crash!
The crazy’s: how about we go head first
/skeleton
[sees Olympic athlete from Westport, CT]
[shakes fist at television set]
Of course she has a Prada snowboard.
My son, who has lived in CT his entire life, had no idea where Westport was. I said “It’s in the southwest corner, and all you need to know about that town is that there’s about a 90% chance that, of you hear someone is from Westport, they’ve called the cops because a Black person was getting gas within city limits.”
Don’t get me started on Darien.
Is it an unearthed I Love Lucy episode?
Last Funny;
Hahaha!
/Horatio cracks open another beer
I mean, you’re not wrong, but that isn’t why.
Lol, checking in to my SFO-JFK flight before I’ve boarded SFO-SEA-JFK
I hate checking into the return before the departure leaves
Not actually a bad thing in this case, it’s a fun trip and a long enough flight to get decent sleep. Plus Alaska has good food and all my legs were upgraded
“Braggart”
–Lt. Dan
HI DOK! I’m in Brooklyn on a gig so I can’t pick you up, sorry.
I’m going to the pop art thing at Bergdorf’s
Found a funny;
There should be other types of shanties besides sea. Let’s get some shanties for people who work at Sunglass Hut
Hill shanties for hill people!
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Better living through math!
Me: Damn, this drink has way too much of a gin taste.
My Son: There’s no such thing.
Lady BFC has proclaimed we are done with curling for the evening
Just in time for snowboarding!
I’ve been told that waxing takes even longer.
Noodles needs a scritch. He told me, and I am fluent in cat.
Oh, cool! Can you translate what Jay is trying to say to us here?
DOOOOOOOOOOOON’T CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!
It’s hard to say. He’s not as intelligible as a cat.
Dude from North Calalacky: [hits 3 pointer that gets team within 18 points of Duke]
Crowd: [goes nuts]
On the one hand I love seeing North Carolina get annihilated. On the other hand…Duke.
Look, I would love for you to hate on UNC but that doesn’t mean you have to love on Duke.
Duke absolutely crushing UNC on their home court. Love it!
The ROC women’s hockey team isn’t that good without some quality Russian PEDs.
I will bet you 1 million rubles that this game ends 5-0
/It’s a replay
I’ll have to get my Loonies abacus out.
[sighs] It’s four moose antlers in the fall and three in the spring. How many times do I have to go through this?
I’ve had a busy morning devoted to in-depth house cleaning.
I cleaned the top of the refrigerator with 409 and two rags, plus cleaned all my cookbooks neatly stored up there. I am not coked out. A lot more to do.
Can’t wait for the end of the day.
Note. There is a lot of Cavalry gear within DFO. I thank you all for welcoming it.
I can speak to the quality of the scarf.
That’s our supporters group. A supreme bunch of interesting people.
Nice scarf. Note, I have not woken up my family and am now done the wine. Well, current wine.
I just bought a margarita mix for next weekend. If I am the only one drinking here, what is a decent tequila that won’t set me back too much in the wallet? I will already be spending too much on a AirBnB.
Honestly, if you’re going with premade marg mix, you probably want something cheap with a bite to cut the sugar. Nothing better than bog standard Cuervo
Cool. Used this advice and I bought some. I bought the “light” mix, so it’s not many calories or sugar. Also bought some beer salt lime flavor to give it a try. Thanks, Zymm.