This week, there was more havoc caused by COVID on the schedule as another set of games were canceled and some makeup games were played. For now, though, it seems there is some normality coming. We’ll see how long it lasts.
Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat!
Let’s get right to it!
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Week 5 Recaps
Geelong Cats 27 – 24 West Coast Eagles
This was a thriller that went down to the final minutes. First, the Eagles took the lead after losing all game and then the Cats took the lead right back with very little to go. A great finish!
Here are the highlights:
Brisbane Lions 35 – 11 Collingwood Magpies
The Lions are looking more and more like the reigning Premiers after a rough start to the season. The Pies are now officially slumping.
Here are the highlights:
Melbourne Demons 38 – 26 Gold Coast Suns
Melbourne is another team that is getting better as the season goes on. The Suns hung in for a bit, but the Demons were too good.
Here are the highlights:
Western Bulldogs 30 – Richmond Tigers 13
The Doggies notched their first win of the season in convincing fashion against the Tigers, who are now fading fast.
Here are the highlights:
Adelaide Crows 51 – 12 Carlton Blues
This is the second beatdown in a row for Carlton as the game wasn’t as close as the score indicates.
Here are the highlights:
North Melbourne Kangaroos 26 – 16 Fremantle Dockers
This was a tight game throughout and the Roos played splendid defense to give the Dockers their first loss of the season.
Here are the highlights:
St. Kilda Saints 20 – 22 West Coast Eagles
This was another super-tight game that wasn’t decided until the final minutes. The Saints are close but it was the Eagles that got their first win of the season.
Here are the highlights:
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Ladder
Here is how the teams stand after Round 5. Please note that the number of games is uneven for quite a few teams.
P | TEAM | W | L | T | PTS | % |
1 | Adelaide Crows | 5 | 0 | 0 | 20 | 272.0 |
2 | Fremantle Dockers | 5 | 1 | 0 | 20 | 187.3 |
3 | Melbourne Demons | 4 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 154.9 |
4 | North Melbourne Kangaroos | 4 | 1 | 0 | 16 | 152.1 |
5 | Brisbane Lions | 3 | 1 | 0 | 12 | 130.1 |
6 | Collingwood Magpies | 3 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 101.5 |
7 | Gold Coast Suns | 2 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 93.6 |
8 | GWS Giants | 2 | 2 | 0 | 8 | 84.6 |
9 | Richmond Tigers | 1 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 86.5 |
10 | Geelong Cats | 1 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 77.6 |
11 | Western Bulldogs | 1 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 73.2 |
12 | West Coast Eagles | 1 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 57.9 |
13 | Carlton Blues | 1 | 4 | 0 | 4 | 51.8 |
14 | St. Kilda Saints | 0 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 42.6 |
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Balls Graph
Here it is in all its glory:
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Footy Tipping Contest
Here is how we stack up after Round 5:
P | TIPPER | Round Tips | Round Margin | Total Tips | Total Margin |
1 | SonOfSpam | 6 | 18 | 28 | 67 |
2 | Dok Zymm | 4 | 17 | 28 | 98 |
3 | Litre_cola | 6 | 12 | 27 | 104 |
4 | BALLS | 6 | 6 | 25 | 85 |
5 | Game Time Decision | 4 | 14 | 25 | 90 |
6 | 6 | 24 | 23 | 109 | |
7 | BFC | 4 | 18 | 23 | 113 |
8 | Dolph Ucker | 2 | 3 | 22 | 82 |
9 | Fronkenshteen | 2 | 3 | 14 | 66 |
We had HUGE changes in the standings this week. SonOfSpam vaulted over Dok to take over first place by margin after she had an off week. Similarly, I pulled into 4th slightly ahead of Game Time Decision, who followed Zymm down the standings. It is still SUPER tight as only 6 tips separate 1st from 8th.
I remind you, as always,
DON’T FORGET TO PUT THE FOOTY TIPS IN!
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Balls’ Sechs
- Adelaide is the sole unbeaten team after Fremantle fell to the Roos in Tasmania.
- The Eagles split the two games they played this week. The second one was a thriller against the Saints.
- St. Kilda is the only winless team left but they do not look like they will stay winless. That first win is coming soon.
- The West Coast teams are FINALLY able to play at home again!
- The Cats DID get their first win of the year on Friday against the Eagles at home. Gold Coast provides a golden (sorry) opportunity for win number 2.
- We are back (so far!) to a regular schedule. Let’s see if it sticks.
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Round Six Schedule
Here are this week’s games (all times Pacific):
Friday, February 11, 2022
12:10 AM – Gold Coast Suns v Geelong Cats at Metricon Stadium
7:10 PM – Richmond Tigers v North Melbourne Kangaroos at Swinburne Centre
9:10 PM – Melbourne Demons v GWS Giants at Casey Fields
11:10 PM – Fremantle Dockers v Carlton Blues at Fremantle Oval
Saturday, February 12, 2022
6:10 PM – St. Kilda Saints v Brisbane Lions at Trevor Barker Beach Oval
8:10 PM – West Coast Eagles v Collingwood Magpies at Mineral Resources Park
10:10 PM – Adelaide Crows v Western Bulldogs at Norwood Oval
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That’s all for this week. See you next week!
These athletic Sheilas are damn sexy.
Death by snu snu?
Whatever it takes!
Hell yeah!!
Yay Crows!
Much like there used to be two Rough Riders in the CFL, every team in the AFLW should be named the Kangaroos.
*rushes to microphone*
*pushes Maestro out of the way*
*pushes glasses up nose*
*pulls up pants*
Um, one was “Rough Riders” and one was “Roughriders”
Obviously very different.
*helps Maestro up*
Now replaced by a totally good name in REDBLACKS
Yes, it is supposed to be all caps.
Why are you wearing pants?
I may need to stop picking so many upsets
Mineral Resources Park sounds like a great place to see a good match… and gather some cobalt or something…
Is that where the kiddies gather cobalt to put in their Easter baskets? Then they sit on the Cobalt Bunny’s lap to have their picture taken?
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Saving this one for Easter this year.
I’m not sitting on this.
What if they added tongues?
Those aren’t tongues…
You were probably the kind of kid we played with in the hood. I remember busting open a thermometer and playing with the mercury ball most of the day. If that didn’t kill us… mere cobalt would be a snack. Good thing our parents had just enough sense to keep us away from plutonium.