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Sexy Friday – First Weekend in June 2022

ballsofsteelandfury

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I’ve been rewatching Archer and I just noticed something weird. In the latest seasons, Archer is very concerned about Lana’s daughter which is also his and a lot of the plots revolve around her.

My question is this: What happened to The Wee Baby Seamus???

I mean, as far as Archer knows, Seamus is also his child! Never mind the fact that we know that Cyril is actually the father, Archer doesn’t know that.

Seems a little weird, right?

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I hope everyone is starting to enjoy the summer. We haven’t really had a proper one for two years. It seems like it’s about time we enjoyed ourselves a bit. I will write here what I wrote in middle and high school yearbooks many years ago:

HAVE A BITCHEN SUMMER!

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And now, some sexy music:

I leave you with this thought for the weekend:

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Redshirt

Man, I forgot how good George Washington Duke was in Rocky V. He almost saves the film.

Almost.

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Redshirt

With everything happening so far in 2022, 100 days may as a well be 100 years.

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TheRevanchist

Update: surgery now.

It’s sexy Friday and I don’t want to kill the vibe. So just play some Joan Jett and download some pr0n for me.

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2Pack

I trust that it will be better soon and she will heal fully. Prayers my friend.

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Redshirt

Thought and prayers. For realzies.

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Sharkbait

She’s in good hands. Stay strong.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Wishing her the best.

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SonOfSpam

Kick its ass.

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Sharkbait

I’ve fallen way behind on Archer. I need a re-watch/catch up

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SonOfSpam

Real-life Pam is terrifying.

Let’s get her some coke.

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Mr. Ayo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PfC1TEqS2Y

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Gumbygirl

It could be worse.

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litre_cola

That’s a big snail trail.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Back in my strip club days, we used to call the snail trail what was left on your pants after a lap dance.

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2Pack

He said SEXY Friday!

– his disappointment is obvious, but he steps up none the less…

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litre_cola

How dare you crush my image of her. SHE LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME! CURVY AS FUCK.

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BeefReeferLives

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scotchnaut

BFC reminded me of a tune that my buddies would play (on a ghetto blaster! oh my) as we cleaned up on a Sunday night after doing a Thursday Nighter, a Friday Nighter and a double shift on both Saturday and Sunday-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-Da0kr_D3c&ab_channel=SteveV

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

So tired. GWS is off this week. Fuck it, I’m going to sleep as soon as this covid test confirms negative.

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scotchnaut

I really worry about you and your ridiculous work sked.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

https://youtu.be/_XoFmJp2C4k

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Last night’s red-eye really did not help

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Mr. Ayo

So how long are you staying up if it’s positive?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

If it’s positive I’m sleeping in the other room

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

(it’s negative. Night)

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Mr. Ayo

Bittersweet news.

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scotchnaut

Not gonna lie-“Negative Night” is my favorite new MCU superhero.

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litre_cola

Is his nemesis also salad dressing like mine?

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scotchnaut

DM me-We’ve got to talk about the immediate threat that is aioli.

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litre_cola

I have no problem with mayo that wants to do better for itself. It is mayo that just wants to be mayo is what I have a problem with. That and expiry dates.

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Mr. Ayo

I’m doing my best, man.

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TheRevanchist

Ah, yes. School is now out for the kids. A good time for all.

That was yesterday.

Today I’m at the hospital where they are admitting the wife to see what is happening. 2 years ago, her innards split open and she was in the hospital for about 3 months. And here we are again. Hopefully not so bad this time.

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Horatio Cornblower

Yikes. Thoughts and prayers, in this case where they’re actually a meaningful response

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Gumbygirl

Yikes. Hope she’s feeling better soon.

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Mr. Ayo

Yikes. Hope for the best.

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WCS

Best wishes to everyone.

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litre_cola

Oh all the best to our Florida internet fam.

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Don T

Hope she gets better soon.

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Sharkbait

Fuck. Hoping for the best!

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2Pack

I hope she is OK and home with you soon.

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scotchnaut

If you swap out “Alphabet” for “Colonoscopy” you’d have a good idea as to how my day went today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPpPQmcxzJ8&ab_channel=YrretNoskcaj

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Mr. Ayo

I did that last week. Best napping day of my life.

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scotchnaut

Me: “It’s not a contest, Ayo.”

Other Me: “Son of a bitch! I only slept one goddamn hour!”

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Mr. Ayo

I slept three hours and it took me 5 minutes to figure out where I was. Even though I was staring at the nightstand I wake up next to every morning.

Another minute to figure out what time it was. Apparently I’d forgotten how to read a 24 hour clock.

I was apparently given a Hippo sized anesthesia dosage.

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TheRevanchist

I have my doctor setting up my appointment. Might have to get a Brazilian beforehand.

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Horatio Cornblower

Have them knock one out for you while you’re still knocked out. Two birds, one stone.

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WCS

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Mr. Ayo

Once again, International Disgrace Bettman’s terrible southern plan turns out to be shit.

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Horatio Cornblower

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WCS

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OH DID SOMEONE GET ADDICTED TO STOOPID EXPANSIONISM?!

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scotchnaut

Worst. Simpsons. Meme. Ever.

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WCS

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King Hippo

Have they officially announced no more Archers? I mean, Mallory really is indispensable.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Season 13 is still on, I think.

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Horatio Cornblower

Yep.

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According to the comments, however, the guy that voiced Ray is out as well. Obviously no Mallory. Not sure how good the show can be without those two, but especially Mallory.

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Horatio Cornblower

Upon further nosing around, those comments seem to be wrong, and Ray is back.

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King Hippo

Saved me a Double Dukes! for sure

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WCS

The creator is Ray.

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Horatio Cornblower

Apparently the commenters think the show’s been bad since season whatever when the creator stepped back, or something.

Frankly I got bored and stopped reading once I realized Ray would be back.

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litre_cola

No more Archers? Nottingham Forest just got back up to the Prem!

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Horatio Cornblower

Forgive me if someone already answered this, but I am also watching Archer again and just finished the “Rampage” story. Trinette asks him why he wants to spend time with Seamus because “he’s not even yours” and Archer says “I know”, and I think it’s within an episode of tWBS emerging that Archer realizes, right at the end of one of the episodes, that Cyril had to be the father because of the candy-bar-wrapper-condom

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scotchnaut

*this comment sponsored by the good folks at The Blair Witch Project

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litre_cola

Fish throwing guy in Seattle doffs his cap.

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Horatio Cornblower

I was literally looking for the Blair Witch image when I noticed BFC got his comment in two minutes ahead of me.

Boy would my face have been red!

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Horatio Cornblower

There’s also a great line where one of the Irish mobsters is bitching that the Honduran ‘Beaners’ are taking all the jobs and Archer says “Calm down, Hannity.”

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Really thought there’d be more overlap with the Portuguese

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We have been watching the Brazilian version of Married At First Sight and have been saying the same thing!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Ah! Thanks!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Archer DOES know tWBS isn’t his. They have a convo where trinette says he’s not even yours and he goes yet you keep cashing the child support checks.

/shows self out

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ballsofsteelandfury

Wait, seriously? When was this?

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Horatio Cornblower

See above. I gave more details, thereby Blair Witching all over poor BFC.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I like to call it an assist, but I don’t know much about fake documentaries

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Brick Meathook

Cosplay up there ain’t just got a big caboose she hauling’ the whole goddam freight train

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scotchnaut

Another Thing: (might also be a super hot take) This tune (More Than This) is better sung by Natalie Merchant. She slows it down and lets these gorgeous lyrics sink in-in a way that Ferry was capable of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMR_VP5XlCM&ab_channel=10KMTV

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Gumbygirl

I like the Ferry version better, but Gumby agrees with you.

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scotchnaut

Not gonna lie, Gumby has always been my favoUrite.

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scotchnaut

As for those that disagree with my/Gumby’s take, imagine Brian Ferry trying to cover this tune. Yeah, I know it’s not fair, but only because his voice has fuckall range.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m39DWVFK-Bw&ab_channel=NatalieMerchantVideo

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WCS

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Mr. Ayo

God dammit. I don’t need another streaming service.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

They have a one month free trial, I’m told.

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Mr. Ayo

Just tried and turns out I already did that at some point.

Time for a new email address.

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King Hippo

You don’t have it for Shempions/Europa action? FOAR SHAME

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Mr. Ayo

DAMMIT. I SAID I DO NOT NEED.

They also have South Park and their new movie. Dammit!

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scotchnaut

One Thing: “The Chosen One” was Ferry’s masterpiece-others might think it was a spoken word poem put to music but I think the lyrics were the result of the “Cut Up Technique” pioneered by Brion Gysin that W.S. Burroughs borrowed that Brian Eno borrowed that David Byrne adapted and was subsequently borrowed again by Ferry. (it’s just a theory)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ap8xH_AD7E8&ab_channel=BryanFerry-Topic

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WCS

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litre_cola

She was my fave character in that show. By far.

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Gumbygirl

Team Pam!

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