Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

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This weeks cheesy motivational quote is:

In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on [in bed]
Robert Frost

I think that the Covids has shown this to be true.

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As a reminder, Sunday comments stand alone and Monday comments will go on the next week’s post.

Note that during the offseason, I’ll probably look at the Sunday posts.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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Burglars steal $2 million tabernacle from Catholic church in Brooklyn – ABC News (go.com)

Pastor: “God, how could you let this happen?”
God: “Millions of my children starve every day and you’re worried about a gold picture on the wall?! You’re lucky I didn’t open the door for them!”
Redshirt

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Happy Trent Green Day, everybody!
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Who’s that?”

— Trent Green, filling his washing machine with grass clippings
WCS

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Oh Jaysus, Gumby’s telling me jokes again. Here’s an example:
“I don’t know why they call it blue balls. A better name would be a cummy-ache.”
Gumbygirl

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LOL

rockingdog

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As most of you know, I like to impersonate airline pilots so that I can get free flights. I don’t really know how to fly a plane (a little bit I guess) but that’s okay I never have to fly. This Sunday I was hitching a ride on a Delta flight when the captain got too drunk to fly. The first officer was passed out, so they asked me to land the plane. Shit! I was drunker than the captain! Well I took the seat and gave it a go. Here’s a view out the window as I tried to line up on the Potomac River for final approach. A stewardess eventually landed the plane, and we all kept the incident quiet:

Brick Meathook

WCS

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A couple of years ago, a friend and I went to see the Go-Gos at the Hollywood Bowl. It was a great show, fantastic time.

In the Uber ride on the way back, I said, “you know, there’s another show tomorrow night…” When we got home, I looked up tickets and by some dumb fluke (probably because this was a Bowl show on a holiday weekend, so some LA Phil fans with season passes and no interest in the Go-Gos were looking to sell), we discovered we could get one of the tables in the second row at non-crazy prices.

That was such a good time. One of the best shows I’ve seen.
Dunstan

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Found a funny;

no YOUR body is a temple. my body is a dave and buster’s
rockingdog

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THESE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS i CALL THEM TSARNAEVS BECAUSE THEY’RE OUT THERE KILLING BOSTON GUYS WITH BOMBS
SonOfSpam

Well this aged as well as the older Trarnaev brother.
SonOfSpam

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I’ve 2 heads of cabbage. Any suggestions? Difficulty-no coleslaw or rolls recipes.
scotchnaut

Throw in trash and acquire a steak.
Mr. Ayo

“Whoa, whoa, slow down Mr. Rich Man!”

— Jim T., parts unknown
WCS

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So I guess Pizza Hut is the latest target in the War on Wokeness. I guess the redhats will have to find some other horrific grease bomb pizza to shove down their gullets, now.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Come to my new restaurant Suck it Libs, and try our new MAGA cyanide flavored pizza!
BrettFavresColonoscopy

A slight bitter almond aftertaste but nobody ever complained the next day.
yeah right

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Christ, the fighters are just now coming to the ring.

Horatio Cornblower

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Back from the wedding. Wife nailed the ceremony. I brought my own beer. The weather was perfect. A good time was had by all.
Horatio Cornblower

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Perfect comedy.

Mr. Ayo

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For any fellow Jeopardy nerds out there who wondered about the whole LeVar Burton thing, you may find this an interesting read:

https://www.theringer.com/tv/2022/6/1/23149944/levar-burton-jeopardy-scripps-national-spelling-bee?utm_source=pocket-newtab

Sounds to me like their former exec. producer, Mike Richards, was indeed a total shady-assed dickhead who richly deserved to get exposed as such and cancelled.
BeefReeferLives

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Fun fact that will amuse Maestro:

When performing analingus, you are eating a taco because of the buns and the layout.

Which makes the whole activity as simple as eating a sandwich.

When you do it in the parking lot of a football stadium, That’s a Buffalo-style sandwich!
ballsofsteelandfury

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On the way back from the hospital, I stopped at Total Wine and picked up some cherry liquor. About the same proof as Midori. Need to find some recipe to pass out a little early tonight.

TheRevanchist

Cherry Liqueur, lemon juice, soda water, little simple syrup.
litre_cola

Rim the glass with black opium
Don T

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Boo Ice Bucs winning.

But yay finally using my back yard pizza oven

Sharkbait

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found a funny

Redshirt

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Reminder – please keep sending good vibes the way of Revanchist. Even if he’s a Chefs supporter.
King Hippo

Thank you, Hippo. She is going to be in the hospital for a week, they told her. This is okay with me, as she will have the care she needs.
TheRevanchist

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Thanks for all the comments and funny and everything else.

Stay busy and safe out there.

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