Sexy Friday – 20220812

We are still going with abbreviated versions of Sexy Friday as things are STILL crazy busy.

Last week, I spoke about things heading in the right direction and boy did shit come into perspective when I read Brick’s post (in The Marstro’s CFL Beat post) about his foot. I truly hope things go in the right direction for him and what he’s going through. I can’t even imagine going through that. My shit is nothing compared to his.

As he mentioned, though, he’s not a fucking pussy, so he’s taking it in stride. Besides, what the fuck can you do, right? Shit’s gonna invariably happen in your life and what matters is how you react to it.

Brick, I’m proud to know you and I’m impressed by how you’re handling it. If you need anything, let me know. You know I’m local.

Tonight, we have hot AFL action as the Home and Away season is finishing. It’s round 23 out of 23. There is still 1 spot in finals up for grabs and 3 teams that can claim it. They all play tomorrow night.

If Carlton beats Collingwood, it’s in. However, Collingwood it’s trying to get a top four spot and the Double Chance that goes with that.

If Carlton loses (highly likely), that opens it up for the Western Bulldogs and the St. Kilda Saints, who are, as Litre predicted at the beginning of the season, in 10th place.

If Western beats Hawthorn (very possible even though the game is in Tasmania) and Carlton loses, the Doggies take over the final spot.

If the Doggies and Blues both lose and the Saints beat the Sydney Swans by 10 goals, they’re in.

Which means St. Kilda will fulfill the Gospel of the Prairie Wino and finish 10th.

Tonight’s games are:

GWS Giants v Fremantle Dockers at 8:45 Pacific

North Melbourne Kangaroos v Gold Coast Suns at 9:10 Pacific.

Geelong Cats v West Coast Eagles at 11:35 Pacific.

and some other late late night action.

There is also HOT CFL action as the Edmonton Elks are currently playing the Ottawa Redblacks. Immediately following that game, the BC Liouns visit the Saskatchewan RoughRiders.

No pics or videos today as I’ve not had time to prepare them but I have extended an offer to Mr. Ayo to take over this space and grace us with his fabulous pictures. Please encourage him to say yes.

Type away!

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Gumbygirl

Off to beddie-bye!

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yeah right

I’m actually live watching the Roos and the Sunnies! Free-o is trailing but there’s time.

I’ve picked this team and have been rooting for them for 8 fucking years without a playoff game and now we’re hosting one!

For the last month in the right house AFL has been the Saturday and Sunday sports ball entertainment.

Let’s go Dockers!

rockingdog

Found a funny;

trying to figure out what the guy version of getting bangs is. feel like it’s driving your car into a denny’s. Or having a beardstache.

yeah right

Man bun.

2Pack

Something for both Brick and Mr Ayo

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Mr. Ayo

Pew pew pew!

2Pack

Sensational job as usual Mr Ayo. Hang tough Brick, you got this.

Mr. Ayo

I’m just here to pick up the ball slack.

Redshirt

Watching the first Mission: Impossible movie and now I want one where they break into Mar-A-Lago’s basement to steal Trump’s collection. Have it be a comedy because of how easy the mission is.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Ethan, you have to open one safe and maybe take apart some plumbing”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There’s a scene where Ethan disguises himself as Don Jr. and fears Trump will notice the ruse but the tension fizzles as the man doesn’t even notice that his “son” is in the room.

Redshirt

No secret agent mask is required as Trump is so self absorbed he doesn’t know what his kids’ faces look like. Seriously, Ethan doesn’t even need a fake beard to pass as Don Jr.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you said “fake beard” I thought you were talking about Ivanka and her nose/lips/tits (not necessarily in that order).

yeah right

He was only puzzled because there was a mirror without an 8-ball on it.

TheRevanchist

“And the real documents are buried at a labeled area called ‘Ivanka’. I’m sure that place will be well hidden, possibly disguised as a 100 yard marker.”

Brick Meathook

The password is 1-2-3-4

Sharkbait

Ahhh you beat me to it

Redshirt

I would give everyone’s else left kidney for President Skroob to be in charge of the Republican Party.

Redshirt

Side plot is Trump’s kids and wife noticing the IMF mission in process, but instead of stopping it and warning Trump, they aid their efforts while sabotaging each other in an effort for better sentencing.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Finally watched Dr. Strange Multiverse of Multiverses and I’d like to find the universe where I didn’t spend my time watching that dreck.

Redshirt

It had the potential to be good; it just couldn’t reach it.

SonOfSpam

I’m just not into the Marvel or DC movies which means I’m old and joyless.

No interest in the “Idris Elba beats up a lion” movie either. If I wanted to watch lions fail I’d live in Michigan.

Brick Meathook

Feel free to hate She-Hulk too, except for my shots.

SonOfSpam

I like Tatiana Blackorphan though. (yeah ain’t gonna watch it)

Redshirt

I saw the first one. It has potential. She was good.

Marvel Studios still doesn’t have a plan for anything, though.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I suppose my thoughts on that movie can be summed up by that fact that I had to check the summary to see if I’d indeed already seen it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When I walked the dog tonight there was a guy hanging around in Dodgers gear waiting for a ride. I asked him if he was headed to the game. He said yes. “Who are they playing?” I asked. “Um…the…um,” he responded, “oh, Mariners.” I feel like we are kindred souls.

Mr. Ayo

JFC. lol

Game Time Decision

Why hello there fellow sports fan

BrettFavresColonoscopy

If this were really a tribute to Brick it would have been a bunch of foot fetish pics.

Gumbygirl

Balls is researching, for chrissakes!

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Mr. Ayo

We found Rex’s burner account.

WCS

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Gumbygirl

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Mr. Ayo

Appropriate left foot no less, like a fucking lady!

Sharkbait

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Brick Meathook

Maybe . . .

Redshirt

On vacation with family. If you don’t hear from me in the next few days, assume I snapped.

I’ll rejoin DFO with new profile once new identity is established and heat is no longer on me.

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Mr. Ayo

You were here the whole time. Got it.

WCS

/MaroonSweater has joined DFO

Gumbygirl

ScarletTubeTop. He’s deeply undercover!

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King Hippo

The best part of being an adult is the ability to say “no, I’d just rather not.”

WCS

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scotchnaut

TCM is showing Seven Samurai at 9:45. If you haven’t before you really should give this an eyeball or two.

BC Dick

What a great channel. Haven’t seen that. Looks interesting.

TheRevanchist

You can understand why Hollywood kept trying to remake this movie in different ways after you see it. They just never get it right, though. An example of the worst is a movie called Battle Beyond The Stars. Hollywood had sci-fi starting to come up in a big way, and gave us that unpolished turd. What a stinker.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Aw, man, a sci-fi version of Seven Samurai would be awesome. If it were awesome, which…I assume would be pretty hard to do.

scotchnaut

If you watch this movie you might understand that Clint Eastwood is a hacky director that has borrowed from this movie time and time again.

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SonOfSpam

Is there an Ocean’s progression like Eight Samurai featuring Pat Morita?

Sharkbait

God Damn. Brick is a fucking warrior. Fingers crossed things stay clear for you!

Brick Meathook

Nah, I’m a coward. That’s the secret to my longevity.

This is my warrior cap, with a decoration for six patrols fighting the Soviets until they quit being a country. How did I do it? They wouldn’t let me leave, that’s how.

But I got this and all the other merit badges and doo-dads, and I got this hat. I’m almost due for my 20-year pin; even though after my induction I never attended a single meeting. But me and this hat can get all the guests I want into Legion Post #43, the best bar in Hollywood. You can get hammered on top shelf for ten bucks and that includes the tip.

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Sharkbait

Oh we’ll be hitting that next time in LA

SonOfSpam

More seamen than you can shake a stick at!

(also I want in too)

Brick Meathook

Hollywood Post #43 bar. Canadians are also allowed in.

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Mr. Ayo

I’d drink there if they let me.

Sharkbait

Show them your comments here and I think you’ll be fine

Mr. Ayo

I’ll roll in with a full color printed album and flyers for framed posters with lexan instead of glass deliverable in less than 4 weeks.

Gumbygirl

That is nicer than 99% of American Legion posts I’ve ever been in. The nicest one is in Bozeman Montana, and that’s only because they had to build a brand spanking new one when the old one blew up!

Brick Meathook

Hollywood Post #43 is next to the Hollywood Bowl and National Registered Historic Landmark, or something like that:
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Gumbygirl

Wow, that’s fancy as fuck!

Brick Meathook

Let’s not forget the more down-home Culver City Post #46, with the best banquettes ever:
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

…so he’s taking it in stride.

Um…

scotchnaut
Mr. Ayo

Look, I know this just sold for 3.3MM today.

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Mr. Ayo

But I’d trade it straight up for this one.

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Senor Weaselo

F50s for some, miniature Ford GTs for others.

Mr. Ayo

Sunday Gravy arrives early!

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Mr. Ayo

Sexy Friday Uncensored!

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Mr. Ayo

Normal Sexy Friday resumes. But only if you can figure out which side is front.

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Mr. Ayo

I knew I could count on you!

Game Time Decision

My left or your left?

Mr. Ayo

This is also correct!

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King Hippo

perfection? PERFECTION!

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Mr. Ayo

Pretty sure this is derpiest photo I’ve ever seen.

That’s not how couches work!

Mr. Ayo

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King Hippo

Future Giants Owner!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

A female friend of mine claims to have encountered her in nude spas in the past.

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King Hippo

As to Brick, I (and several other imaginary folks) met him in Balmer, in between when he told us he was diagnosed and his surgery. In retrospect, it’s absolutely amazing how normal (by DFO standards) and pleasant he was.

That’s one tough motherfucker.

Mr. Ayo

He’s going to face quite the challenge in the upcoming Butt Kicking Competition.

But I’m sure he’s up for it.

King Hippo

How DARE yew besmirch the good name of CARLTON??